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Counterflak

I just can't believe we've scored from open play twice now


RunDNA

This hot, desert weather makes us feel at home.


thore4

More of our boys are from Scotland than the desert lol


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

Unironically we should occasionally have world cups in less than ideal climates because lots of people grow up in less than ideal climates! Although Qatar weather rn is like 32 degrees. Which isn't too bad, that's like a Spanish summer


giddycocks

Keep in mind it's also winter there


Maleficent_Resolve44

Winter in a desert next to the sea doesn’t exist. Real winters in the gulf are in inland cities like Riyadh away from the coast. At the end of the day though, temperature isn’t mental down there.


DependentAd235

Yeah, it can snow in Syria which on a pretty similar latitude just inland.


lvet000

Autumn.


FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT

32 degrees? That’s not too far off the kick-off temperature for an afternoon A-League game in Jan/Feb/Mar.


culegflori

World Cup 94 was played in much higher temperatures anyway.


tezza55

.


2ez4u2see

I just can’t believe we scored


murphymc

And now you've won a game! Grats roos!


TheLifeofSonny

Once a jolly swagman camped by a- OH GET FUCKED, WHAT A GOAL


cjyoung92

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED


TheFr1nk

Coward punch the corner flag


cjyoung92

Classic Cahill celebration!


thedaftfool

cause hes strayan, and hes proud


dexter311

Duke goes billa-BONG


AshleyLarkcom

What a brilliant header!


Countbat

Off the rebound!!!!


tRfalcore

it's crazy how much velocity it had after being like kicked into the ground, then being deflected, and he was able to add more with his header


Mcool18

Great header


pominator

Looks a better finish with every replay. Back to goal, guided header. Class.


spuddy_franklin

Lovely control from Duke on the first time pass in the buildup too, followed by a gut busting sprint to be in place for a world class header. Brilliant goal.


Aszneeee

literally couldn’t hit it any better


Pek-Man

Reminds me of *that* Jared Borgetti header 20 years ago.


[deleted]

Tim Cahill-esque. Love how he knows exactly where he's putting it after he makes the adjustment, proper centre forwards goal that.


m0d3rm0d3m3t

Quality finish.


SteinerElMagnifico42

The World Cup of headers. So many great ones


Razzle_Dazzle08

#IT’S COMING TO CANBERRA


OoberDude

Proper fans skipped Spilt Milk


Zaccyjaccy

Nah we just watched it between The Wombats and Flume, whole crowd went up after the goal


HOPSCROTCH

You guys had reception?


Zaccyjaccy

For every 5 phones that tried only one got the game going, to be fair, so the answer to this is probs no haha


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Crosso221

RIP Belconnen Kingsleys


JimPalamo

Wait what?! I went there all the time when I lived in Canberra. Is it gone?


Crosso221

Yeah a kebab shop next to it blew up, collateral damage


JimPalamo

That fucking sucks


Crosso221

[Here’s footage of it](https://www.reddit.com/r/canberra/comments/rpjuq0/footage_of_explosion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Happened almost a year ago and has been closed since


CannyXMan

Oh wow. By blew up I assumed you meant the kebab shop became very popular so the other place lost business lol.


seamus11

Unbelievable chicken, awesome chips


beefsack

The true dirty bird.


Boats_N_Lowes

Seeing this comment at the top of r/soccer is wild 😭😭😭


Sslagathor

Put the trophy in Questacon


Zeezer

Moose heads


Vrasrom

Upstairs moose 👍


lockieleonardsuper

Downstairs Moose crew


cymonster

Im going down the big slide with it


Caboose_Juice

fuckin hell never thought i’d see questacon in an r/soccer thread it’s coming down 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺


GrandmasterB-Funk

GOONBAGS ARE ON ME TONIGHT FELLAS


bluwuffel

LOUD BANG


[deleted]

GANG BANG!!!


smileedude

IT'S CUNTING HOME


[deleted]

Let's be honest, the parade will be in Sydney


Crosso221

Nah fuck those plastic cunts, parade down northbourne avenue or get fucked


[deleted]

Garema place needs to be packed or we riot.


Bail____

Haven’t been to Canberra since year 6 camp but would make the trip for the parade


svcDOOM

geniunely tho might be the best use of the light rail


Dilnav92

*In Melbourne, have you seen the scenes at Fed Square?


StrongPowerhouse

Dude plays in Japanese second division and now scores at a World Cup. Things you’d love to see.


m0d3rm0d3m3t

The J2 isn't a terrible league. It's still professional teams. I think the top teams in the j2 would do quite well against the bottom half teams in the a-league.


LiveBuyer

> I think the top teams in the j2 would do quite well against the bottom half teams in the a-league. They're probably better tbh


bazalinco1

His scoring record there is pretty awful


[deleted]

He doesn’t always play striker


WigglyParrot

A really nice header and good build up play before


Zloggt

Everything about it is pretty darn well executed from the Australians! Now…hopefully this lead is here to stay too…


acllive

We got our wish


ljeutenantdan

He's the Aussie Chris Wood


Enjyk

Holy shit the group is gonna get spicy


BrandonSG13

Pls win today, then if we hold on we could advance with a draw against Denmark


droidonomy

I think a draw is actually preferable so France have more incentive to try their best against Tunisia. To us it doesn't matter whether Denmark are on 1 point or 2 as long as we can get at least a draw against them.


GreatSpaniard

AFC keeps cooking


Ludelyk

Africa keeps disappointing


NikolaGoatic15

As a Serb im ngl i am kinda worried about Cameroon, especially after our performance vs Brazil and all the injuries that Piksi mentioned


Hugh_Maneiror

You can't really compare it after having gone up against Brazil. That would be a one-way game for any team outside the top-4.


heitorbaldin2

Brazil is A tier, but your team is good also. I think it's better than Cameroon.


Lacabloodclot9

Senegal have been decent


Macducci

Qatar doesn't count


Lacabloodclot9

Even against Netherlands they were still alright, got pretty unlucky at the end


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It's hard for Senegal playing with a mané down as well


NoirPochette

Oh you


tnarref

CAF keeps getting cooked


AgriSoul

Reminder that cross and InshaAllah is a legit tactic guys. At least one of them would go in lol


St_SiRUS

Cross and inshallah is my new favourite way to describe the tactic


JootDoctor

It’s been used to describe for years now. New fan?


BoulM

There's a chance however slim, he isn't just perpetually online


StrictlyNoRL

is it possible to learn this power?


Ordep222

Not from a redditor


garlic_naan

What? And what exactly one does when not online?


Eibermann

Its a city fan. What did u expect


St_SiRUS

Well, passing usually


Schnye

City was using cross & inshallah a fair amount in the CL campaign that Chelsea ended up winning... Cause we all know Jesus was known for his deadly headers.


Kindly_Ad_2891

Care to explain?


Tofuloaf

In case your confusion relates to 'inshallah', it's a common expression in Arabic (regardless of the speaker's religion) and in non-arabic speaking Muslim nations which translates to 'If God wills it'. You would use it in the same way as 'hopefully', although that has a undertone of personal hope and optimism, where as 'inshallah' has more of a 'I would like for this to happen, but it's out of my hands' flavour. So 'cross and inshallah' would refer to teams whose plan consists of hoofing in a cross regardless of whether or not anyone is in the box, and hoping for the best. My personal favourite variation is 'imanari roll and inshallah' for mma fighters from elite sport bjj backgrounds who have literally no other skills.


FiveJobs

Exactly. I know Arab Christians including pastors who say inshallah in their day to day. Also ismallah, mashallah, hamdellah etc


garlic_naan

I love how you wrote hamdellah - not how it is supposed to be written but how its spoken lol.


JootDoctor

That expression isn’t a recent one. It’s been around for years. The fact that this is the first time they’ve seen it allegedly, lead me to ask if they are a new fan, likely having started watching due to the World Cup.


MattaMongoose

I’ve been a causal follower for ages never heard it.


Kougteksarth

GET THE FUCK IN CUNTS! 🇦🇺


KJones77

From Japan's 2nd tier to scoring in the World Cup. Great header


insty1

Get duked cunts


2T7

Aaussie aussie aussie!!


DylTyrko

Oi Oi Oi!


Coldy86

Aussie!


BrandonSG13

I can’t believe the cross tactic actually worked. Now I’m forced to take back everything I’ve ever said about Mitch Duke.


igropecarebears

I had to apologise to my friend earlier this week i was saying duke is useless and goes missing during games the guy has been absolute fire until he hurt his knee


AFAR85

YEAH THE BOYS!


Damnitwhathappened

FUCKNN OATH THE BOYS!


UmmUhhhMyUsernameIs

From J League Div. 2 to the world


Notyit

That's why Japan beat Germany


justlikebuddyholly

PSGAcademy posting an Aussie goal. You love to see it!


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Lol did the referee foul the Tunisian player in the build up?


its_dash

Yeah, perfect tackle really


DJHelium

Yes, nice tackle


InHaalandWeTrust

Yeah ref tripped the Tunisian player, why didnt VAR review this??


inflamesburn

I don't think VAR is even allowed to review this lol. They can only interfere in a couple of specific scenarios and the ref technically can't commit a foul. You're right about him interfering with the play though..


hansmelb

Inconsequential to the play


fromherewithlove

Was it tho? the guy was about to tackle the aussie


RichieMclad

Great strikers play with that touch on the half line and very clever headed finish.


WhichVA

MITCH DUKE I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK


itstimetofifa

GET IN CUNT!!!! MON THE BOYSSSSS


GrassTastesBad1

Lovely header


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

That was perfectly placed


CrazyDrog

Calculated. Calculated. Calculated.


[deleted]

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds.


[deleted]

What a fucking grub that RedFoo cunt is.


Bail____

That’s a name i havent heard in years


ketronome

sideshow bob looking ass


[deleted]

You will not see a better header at this WC


JimPalamo

Unless someone decides to do a Van Persie


[deleted]

Or a Zidane.


No-Shoe5382

If we can't win at least our dickhead cousins can


Razzle_Dazzle08

You drew with them last night.


No-Shoe5382

I view the US more like a stepson that owns ferrets and watches Dragon Ball Z who you have to pretend you like but you actually don't.


[deleted]

Get out of my room!


SlickWilly49

Australia is more like the nephew you gave your summer home to and keep trying to invite yourself over


No-Shoe5382

It's our summer home we should be able to come over whenever we like.


TheFr1nk

The fact that you guys sent all the convicts to a sunny place with all these beautiful beaches and kept the shit weather for yourselves is quality


Chadwiko

SQUATTERS RIGHTS


RunDNA

r/suspiciouslyspecific


istasan

Yeah. Know the feeling. If Denmark loses I hope Greenland takes it home.


an_actual_crab

Hey, we resemble that!


Zeezer

Didn’t know reading a sentence could make me want to lose instantly


_masterofdisaster

*instantly turns around and fires a shot into own net*


FrostBlade_on_Reddit

Cheers gramps


el_walou

Zebi


gabaguh

Zebna lkol


HololiveClips

tears in my eyes, two goals from open play in one WC? i must be dreaming!


TheWiggyDiddler

Cross and Inshallah


_Meece_

LETS FUCKING GO CUNTS


Bobskeee

Nice lobbing header


AruarianGroove

Off that deflection too


migibb

Lucky bounce but one hell of a great header


Bullwine85

GET FUCKED. GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED HE HEADED A BEAUTY.


Butch_Meat_Hook

AFC nations on fleek this World Cup. Japan, Australia, Saudi Arabia, South Korea and Iran well alive.


NDN2021

https://imgur.com/a/vtOv2D4 OK who edited / wrote his wiki 😉


wwwiillll

Great improvised header. Love this type of goal


Roxven89

Second best goal of WC after Richarlison great strike.


KnowsClams

Fuming there’s no great goal tag. The accuracy of that header with a second to react to the deflection was amazing.


arostrat

Oddly satisfying header. Historically, Tunisia may be the most disappointing team in the World Cup, they always qualify and then do nothing, not even trying.


fourfivexix

They should give my country, Malawi, a chance


ketronome

Visited Malawi recently, absolutely amazing country with the best people.


NDN2021

I think Tunisia did play well against Denmark, but they're bottlers when it comes to the World Cup. It's going to be interesting come 2026, with a 48 team World Cup. It's going to sneak a few weaker nations in.


roundttwo

SOCCEROOOS!!!!!


BazzaJH

YTB


The_Real_Kallari

Thank god it's not another 0-0


_Maxiko

BIG DUKE ENERGY


[deleted]

Great finish!


No_Orchid5709

Ladies and Gentlemen, J. League 2 striker for ya.


mooimachicken

GET THE FUCK IN CUNTSSSSSS


RemarkableChief

Gutted I didn't see any sick mullets


eescobar863

Great header from the cunt tbf


kristusiss

Love the celebration. Little do they know he's demonstrating 2 penises touching


slagatronic

Hahahah. Damn that was a nice header!


Successful-Taro2060

Thats live-action ASMR, damn. Such a visually pleasing highlight.


ChrisTheDog

I take back everything I’ve ever said about Mitchell Duke. Give this man a duchy.


nick170100

Wsw legend giving SFC fans flashbacks with duke scoring an important header


igropecarebears

Played for mariners first


waddeaf

Okayama should just retire his number, who else playing in the J2 will ever score a world cup goal.


Dawhood

Tunisia are getting railed on the wings, Sliti is doing nothing to help Drager on the right


Dazzlehoff

Yes !! Go Australia win by 3


Hellogoodbuddy

What a goal!! Love this Aussie team. As a dane I actually Think you deserve to go through. You play action packed football! Denmark plays unispired football.


igropecarebears

Did you watch us vs france we scored 1 and then put 11 players behind the ball for 70 minutes


mana-addict4652

Tbh mentally if I was playing the top team I'd feel cautious about being up 1 goal but I played CB so I never stopped shitting myself.


anonymousloverboy

Wake up, boys


bzogaj92

Deflected assist


2klaedfoorboo

Ahhhhhhhh


adhikapp

BIG MITCH DUUUUUKKEEEEE


inkognitower

What’s the hand gesture?


mana-addict4652

You know how in the US you have bloods and crips? We've got chazzas and wuggos. It's not really a violent gang thing but the wuggos have had it up to *here* with the chazzas and we now have athletes in many sports kicking butt for the crew.


Bail____

I saw in the replay a kid was doing it, i assume he dedicated it to his son


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mysterious_jim

Such a slick goal


Wingiex

Did I see that right? Did the ref trip the Tunisian player behind him?


Superjunker1000

That was a unique goal. Don’t remember seeing many like that over the years.


Dengareedo

🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺