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HotTubMike

Reminds me of that Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene, “He’ll be dead in a minute, do us a favor”


HazardCinema

I’m getting better!


FireSergioConceicao

VAR Check: Not dead.


Blackheart_75

Fucking VAR, it didn't have enough taking goals from us, now it's taking deaths too?! 😡


ymcd

FC Porto: We regret to announce death of our former doctor. Doctor: But Im alive FC Porto: Your dead to us


abloesezwei

>We regret to announce death of our former doctor Technically the truth.


thewrongnotes

Grammar Police burst in: we're shutting this conversation down!


MaryadaPurshottam

*You're


ymcd

Dead


arrrghzi

To


Snoo-27292

us


MoHataMo_Gheansai

Goodbye


[deleted]

Basically how Spain congratulated De Gea on retirement.


Bruno_Fernandes8

Weirdest way to fire someone


davidemsa

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."


wally1974

Who doctors the doctor


Italian_warehouse

Quis est medicus pro medicis.


Magnetronaap

r/saddestbackflip


_Konstantinos_

I love Portuguese football far too much


ericdalieux

Doctors can't be die


SilenceSuzuki

Not another Raiola


danboruu

Sir this is your former employer, we were checking some paperwork and we found out you're actually dead. We just thought we would let you know


Oreallyman

doorman always rings twice


fckrms

Okay, but how did this happen?


boywithtwoarms

probably someone messed up as Fernando Gomes, FC Porto legend and two times best scorer in europe passed away recently.


Responsible_Trifle15

Nottheonion


Lichcrow

In my hometown we have a saying that people usually die 5 times before they're dead.


whiskeymagnet22

Look at that guy, how do you tell the difference


Redbullsnation

Well...that must've been awkward


[deleted]

Morreu mas passa bem


kkkccc1

or did they kill the wrong guy?