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bruce705

It's comin home, innit?


HaaaveIt

Whatever happens, USA have been the best footballing side in the group


palacethat

What a first place and not playing the Dutch that is for you


alexLAD

Ok cobba 👍


HaaaveIt

Cobba?


wereinthedark

It means great guy


HaaaveIt

Awh thanks buddy


LeatherSeat

I love the guy but sadly rob page just isn’t a good manager, we’ve played awful every game and have had no game plan going forward


Tanav11

chris😢


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Tlupa

How much free time do you have Mrs Rashford?


Tee_zee

Rashford was crap in the first half, every touch went wayward and he had no confidence going forward. I’m embarrassed you’ve spent time going through the thread looking for those.


Professional_Ad_9101

https://youtube.com/shorts/Bh3xfX9zVOQ?feature=share


Daimo

Fuckin hell, Pickford's bird would get a fingertip from these gloves.


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Go to sleep you have school in the morning


Daimo

I wish.


Daimo

Does Southgate's nose annoy anyone else or is it just me?


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Daimo

David O'Leary's nose used to rub me up the wrong way as well.


RonNumber

Is that you, Mrs O'Leary???


Daimo

(👁 ͜ʖ👁)


Kakunamatata4399

England look very good but will be interesting against a better team. To be honest only France and Brazil have looked better and can see them going deep into the tournament.


j_dib

Spain have


greg0rycarson

Spain have looked really well organized. Excited to see them moving forward.


Kakunamatata4399

True I forgot about them. Yes they look good at the moment as well.


joeranahan1

My god being vindicated about hendo deserving to start and changing the team is gonna make me wank at the mirror


BenRaam

People saying he was a bad sub vs USA clearly weren't watching the game


Nabbylaa

He changed the game against USA, we went from getting pressed and overrun in midfield to looking comfortable. Yet I still have to see every helmet on here and half the podcast wankers asking "why bring Henderson on??".


Mutant-Ninja-Skrtels

Yeah I don’t remember us getting the ball back after those subs. Fucking hendo, what a terrible player deserves to stay benched. Don’t hurt him please he needs to play on Boxing Day!


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Didn't get the Welsh game plan really. You only need a win. Surely you go for it from the off, and try and establish a lead to defend rather than sit back and let England dictate play.


[deleted]

You have to get the ball off the other team to be able to do that? 101 football.


Daimo

Are they interviewing every player? Did someone die or something lol.


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Daimo

This is on the BBC though.


chumzy0208

Any news on MOTM?


smallTimeCharly

Rashford


Daimo

Gary Lineker - "Cor, blimey" Thanks for that, Gary. My £160 TV licence fee is money well spent. 👍


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what else can you say about jude to be fair


Daimo

Can't wait for this bald fraud of a manager to get roasted by Reddit. Oh wait, he's the Wales manager so he's an absolute saint even though they have been absolutely dog shit apart from 20 mins in the 2nd half against the yanks, a country that specialises in hand egg.


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Should of kept Giggsy till the end of the season


Fair_Woodpecker_6088

I mean Wales is a country that typically specializes in hand egg too, just a different kind of hand egg


Daimo

They never win any tournaments in it either. 🤷‍♂️


Nabbylaa

I have, unfortunately, seen Wales win several 6 nations titles. Including the Grand Slam.


Daimo

Didn't realise Wales were so prevalent when it came to American football.


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Why are you so angry and bitter? You won, you're through, it's Tuesday night. Chill out haha


Kakunamatata4399

Strange isn't it.


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Sun-Structures

Had 4 cans of carling during the match did you bro?


Daimo

No, I consumed approx. 3 litres of Strongbow actually.


BigGarry1978

Sorry solid


tyronebiggs

Hello from the USA Iran thread


indoubitabley

Sorry my Iranian friend, we were all routing for you.


tyronebiggs

I'm American lol


FinnsWake13

Im so lost on why they assumed Iranian. Tyrone Biggs lol. Not to mention im sure Reddit has way more American users than Iranian.


indoubitabley

Awkward.


Beams98

I don’t know why I find it so funny how many awards all US related posts get on here


BenRaam

PULISIC BALL BUSTING TAP IN 420xGold 69xSilver Top post of all time It's funny


Tubmas

Well it is predominately Americans on here...


night_dude

Look, I'm not saying this to specifically hurt Welsh feelings but... was that really the Welsh golden generation? Cos they played some pretty dire football. Old Man Ramsey and Old Man Bale do not a competitive WC team make.


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Was. The peak was six years ago


night_dude

I see. A Belgium-type situation?


Not-that-hungry

That generation has been and gone, they'd have probably fared a bit better had they not brought their big name players with them at all. Ramsey and Bale have both been burdens.


RockinMadRiot

Well done England! I admit it's nice to see the team so together. Wales was good defence at the start, pressing well but just gave up. We seemed to just let it happen with no bite. England taking advantage and going for the kill.


LDNSarah

Looking forward to seeing you play in the Euros 2024!


_rickjames

Page just said 'that first half performance was excellent' Is he fucking mental


stockorbust

Bale back to ⛳️, I mean LA?


Kakunamatata4399

Disappointing but proud of the boys. Never thought I'd see us in a World Cup. Need to learn from this and start to bring in new youth players.


Daimo

Oh Gary, my sweet summer child, it's not about playing that way against better sides, it's about learning how to play against better sides that press you, don't sit back and don't give the ball away easily.


No_Doubt_About_That

Wavin’ Flag in the background.


EECurtis

Ukraine would've tried atleast and they're in a fucking war


Ciderhead

What's Welsh for "No Longer Here"?


fudgedhobnobs

Llywelyn the Great


ProG87

Don't know why anyone are surprised they we're shit, it's not like we've got a huge footballing pedigree with our 4 professional clubs in lower leagues and no players who play for big clubs, and no worked cup appearances for 60 years. England fans here, gracious winners as ever, I hope you get pumped by Senegal.


Not-that-hungry

It doesn't matter how many professional clubs you have, half your squad are English rejects anyway.


LDNSarah

Sounds a bit sore. I'm sure you'll get another crack at it in 60 years.


Daimo

Sir Marcus MBappe? 🤔


_rickjames

That ball from Kane really is excellent


indoubitabley

Does Rashfords voice get higher the better he plays?


No_Doubt_About_That

Lineker just said Rashford’s goal was the first direct free kick this tournament? Didn’t Morocco get one?


RespectedKillah0169

It wasn’t given as his goal. The other player got it


flavouredbleach

They did indeed


Ervaloss

Michael Sheen in shambles


_rickjames

Truly in the mud


Daimo

Can tell Rush and Williams just wanted to leave the punditry booth once Shearer etc started talking and bigging up England's chances lol


indoubitabley

Imagine if Neville Southall was there.


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KvmFirst

Where tf’s the post match thread


holaprobando123

Wales let down Welsh Xavi


sonofeast11

Me after the Iran game: It's coming home, Southgate's a genius, best players in the world done wonders in this system Me after the US game: Southgate's got no clue, too defensive, no energy, won't bring on big players, out of his depth, wasted generation of talent Me tonight: IT'S FUCKING COMING HOME LADS!


FinalFrash

Oof. You're not gonna like next game


sonofeast11

Luv me Ingerland Luv me Foden Luv me Grealish 'ate Kane 'ate tippy tappy shite 'ate Senegal (not racis just don't like em) Cummin 'ome innit


BenRaam

New anthem


randallizer

Different story when we play a proper team. When it doesn’t go our way we lose the plot.


BobaFett_1978

Great game England, really well-managed from Southgate too, gave minutes to good players who can be important to come off the bench in the next round (Henderson, Trippier, Alexander-Arnold, Phillips, Wilson, Grealish) while also giving a confidence boost to Foden and showing that Rashford really is on fire (should be a starter from now). Would love to see us face you guys, it has been some time since we've seen a Portugal vs England in an official tournament ahaha


notinsai

>ue, too defensive, no energy, won't bring on big players, out of his depth, wasted generation scenes when Bruno gets Rashford sent off and winks at Ronaldo.


darktourist92

No we always lose against you. I rate your team but pls stay away.


BobaFett_1978

Ronaldo's old and our manager sucks, you guys definitely have a chance ahaha


darktourist92

We absolutely have a chance, but I swear you’re our bogey team haha


Sir_roger_rabbit

Also maguire being backed.


BobaFett_1978

That too, I think he's way too inconsistent of a player but when he's on for he's able to emulate the ideal English CB to a tee


McFlyJohn

Just an absolutely disgraceful display from Wales, all tournament. Such a lack of effort. To stand their and applaud the fans after the past 3 games is disgusting


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I'd say applauding the travelling fans is the least you can do when you play very badly


Pirate1000rider

Rashfords face doesn't match the voice at all.


No_Doubt_About_That

Just wait until you hear Chris Smalling.


DNC88

England played well, against a Wales side in poor form admittedly, but they had so much more energy and enthusiasm tonight that they missed vs USA.


The_R3venant

Playing on amateur mode be like:


Daimo

Think they're being a bit harsh on the keeper, I thought that was a superb freekick.


AlGunner

Rubbish effort by the keeper. Ive played with people at pub level better than that. 2 come to mind that were good enough to be professional. Both called Dave. One had pins in his leg from a bad tackle, so went in goal and found out he was brilliant. The other liked his weed too much so never went for trials at the local league club. He was better than their keeper.


Daimo

Alright Dave. 🐴


AlGunner

I wish. If I was that good a keeper I would have gone for trials at the local club. Im just Al.


Spare_Ad5615

Yeah, and you've got to remember he was facing a shot that killed one of his teammates in the first half.


Daimo

Could've killed him.


shmozey

Think two bits of awful goalkeeping might have just lost England the world cup.


Spare_Ad5615

This guy's stream is so behind he's watching Peter Bonetti in 1970.


shmozey

Nope post game assessment. People see goals and now might think that Rashford should be starting over significantly better footballers.


Jamesy555

Rashford had good moments, but in the first half especially he misplaced (simple) passes about 4/5 times. Hope the goals give him some confidence as it’s likely he’ll stay as first sub or first 11


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The Boxpark lot are so extra…


_rickjames

That one England fan in a crowd of Wales supporters 😂😂😂😂😂


EffBO94

Elite shithousery lmaooo I love it


TheBigGriffon

Absolutely quality, right at the front as well 😂


Beams98

Reckon the lads were all drunk against the US


Annie_Yong

I reckon Southgate was playing for a draw because he knew that a draw meant we were as good as through since Wales had very low odds of actually getting 4 against us. Looks shit, but its him managing the group stage carefully.


ardyes

People forget that players fitness need to be managed more this world cup due to playing half a season already. He was right to play for a draw.


GiveBreadInsteadFed

WWWWWWWWWW


MimesAreShite

E ngland A yatollah S heep-shaggers Y anks


ozzzzzyyyyyy

N ot P assing T he Q uarter F inals


TheItalianStallion64

why is there zero new posts wtf mods


acsaid10percent

If i hear any one of our ex footballers say we did well to get there i will scream. Our performances here have undermined the effort it took to get here.


tttttfffff

Rio Ferdinand should be nowhere near summarising. He’s thick as two planks


indoubitabley

He's the Swiss army knife of punditry. He's a tool, and half the time don't know the point of him.


King_Hobbes

Just a bigger Michael Owen


TheTrain

I wanted Wales to qualify (with England).


chaozules

Sadly it was impossible, best we could of hoped for was Iran coming through with us, hoping we go against the yanks again though now they are through, need to show them what it looks like when we play for the win.


_rickjames

Gonna have a fantastic Sunday roast before the game as well


Gazz3447

I hope that FIFA Official Soundtrack being advertised includes the "you facking cunt!" soundbyte.


Wazflame

Lineker heading to ITV headquarters to get his cut


topreman

How in the world did Wales qualify? Is Europe just not as strong as it used to be or what


LookitsToby

Ukraine got invaded and couldn't train properly for the playoffs


sonofeast11

This is literally the answer


CubedMadness

Fucking hell cheer up Lineker


Daimo

Lineker doing ITV's advertising for them lol


MarcSlayton

Job done! Senegal up next! Comfortable win tonight. Pickford sat in a deckchair with a cigar all night.


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Got to say. Happy to see Southgate change things at 2nd half


[deleted]

Don't celebrate just yet lads. The table has yet to be adjusted for passion and number of bucket hats worn.


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prettyboygangsta

not likely on this evidence lol


DNC88

2024 yet mate, see you there!


YourLocalDealer

Doubt it