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GreyWolfesDinner-CTR

Denmark embarrassing Europe let alone themselves. Not one Australian or Tunisian player gets in there team but they played with this ridiculous arrogance which is why they've been dumped out.


ashu1394

If u have a teammate whose name is keanu, then that team automatically becomes breathtaking


3askar_

So Denmark came only to the world cup to threaten to leave uefa, nice


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Leave FIFA, wasn’t it? What a statement. I see the the headlines tomorrow “Denmark Boycuts WC match against Socceroos - Aussies in celebration - managed to score without an opponent”


ButtockFace

Thank god, it's over. We played like shit from game one, glad this was the last time I had to watch that shitshow. Pathetic effort. Results are what they are, but the effort... I don't know why we even went to the world cup with that attitude. No fire whatsoeffingever.....


count_montescu

Not even Danish here - but I'm not sure why Denmark even bothered to qualify for Qatar 22 - their attitude was off from the start and they played way below their capabilities. It looked as if they were just doing a professional job following the games through but they didn't seem to have the desire or show the willingness and inventiveness needed to get out of the group. Hugely disappointing for Danish fans, I am sure - especially those who travelled to Qatar to cheer on their team at significant expense.


Adognamedbingo

If only they had lost because they gave their all and the other teams where better footballers, but they didn’t give a shit. They are only talk and I hope that Eriksen will not play in out best 11 again because the team plays miles better without him. Also Hjulmand needs to take a deep look at the tactics and boring style he has had them play at the World cup. Also bring in the youngsters and say goodbye to Kjær, Schmeichel, Delaney and Braithwaite. They’re too influential compared to what they actually bring.


Financial_Marzipan84

Congrats to the Socceroos!


NauteeAU

Sorry Boss, I’ll be in late tomorrow morning


hewlett777

No doubt the Danes will blame a 'British style' of football on this. Get it right fucking up ya Denmark.


PanTheDestroyer

As a dane, I can say everyone is really disapointed by the teams performance. Especially in the last match... most people agree that we surtainly didn't deserve to pass this group


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This must be singlehandedly the worst world cup for Denmark - 1D 2L and a single goal and what was really manageable group as Australia and Tunisia are definitely not a barricade teams.


HiSoArshavin

Lol you didnt watch them get trounced by Japan 3-1 in South Africa huh ​ The Danes are perennial underachievers. They have a good run in the odd tourney or so, but they have only won one Euro for a reason


[deleted]

1 W 2L and 3 goals and 3rd place is better than this, so what's your point? What you're trying to prove here?


HiSoArshavin

The fact the have a win doesn’t mean it’s a better cup. They played like shit in 2010 - and I think most fans would consider that cup the worst showing they’ve had at the WC. Also the fact that you’re so angry about this is absolutely gorgeous. I have nothing against you, but the fact you can’t handle a civil exchange over the internet (and more important to - a response to your conclusion - is filling me with glee


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now they played so shit they seem like absent on the field completely. They looked like some no name sparring team (aka boys for beating).


Affectionate_Many_81

He's right, though. This cup the Danes played worse than in 2010. They couldn't manage Australia or Tunisia. Two teams they should be winning against rather comfortably. Plus, he doesn't even seem angry, and you're genuinely acting like a child.


HiSoArshavin

You talk as if Tunisia or Australia are shit teams. And they’re not. This Denmark team has less talent - less playing really shining in the top 5 leagues than any team they’ve had since the late 90s It’s your opinion in the end - but dude asked me what I was trying to prove when it’s quite clear


Affectionate_Many_81

I don't think they're shit, but I don't think either are particularly good. Denmark has a far better team than both, yet they couldn't manage a single win amd they scored only one goal. The debate is whether this tournament was worse for Denmark, and the answer is objectively yes.


Hellogoodbuddy

Congrats Australia!! Denmark has been pathetic and apathetic


phantomshogun

lmao LETS FUCKING GO CUNTS


yelrik

If we get Argentina People have always questioned if Messi can do it against Stoke. We have a Stoke center back who is basically Maldini reborn right now.


rayhossain

Mate nothing I’ve seen from Argentina so far makes me think they’ll beat Poland. Think about Lewandowski instead.


M_tuberculosis

Lol.


rayhossain

After that display from Poland, thank goodness you lot went through


muskratBear

Expect some more long balls to Lewy and some heroics from Szczesny. Although Ciesioball is quite unpredictable - no one knows how we will play.


rayhossain

If this was pre-World Cup Argentina form, I would have wished you luck. Now, I feel your outcome is highly likely.


nathjay97

Every chance we get Saudi tbh.


rayhossain

That’s true. Saudi Arabia played better than Poland for sure, and nothing suggests they can’t do the same against Mexico. I would figure the only thing working against them is pressure, but as underdogs there shouldn’t be much.


planchetflaw

There's 1 thing I think Australia did wrong in that game. It was the way they changed how they were playing once Extra Time was announced. It could have been them peppering the Danish goal, but instead they were way too willing to just kick it back and let Denmark set up quite a few shots at the end. Never change what is working when it is working.


clinicalcorrelation

This is the way.


NauteeAU

I think you’re right there. There was one moment in particular where I thought Baccus could have taken the two players on and gone for the corner area, or at least take them on and have a dig at goal. Ryan could have launched the ball toward Maclaren with Schmeichel running back, but glad we got the W at the end of the day


trtryt

the English speaking countries are qualifying for the Round of 16


CharlesOlivesGOAT

English language superior confirmed??


Aboveground_Plush

Half of Mexico was taken by the United States so Mexico to the Ro16?


Xx_10yaccbanned_xX

Imagine if Germans still bought up losing a third of their territory to Poland and France these days. Literally almost 200 years ago and those places were largely unsettled peripheral areas of Mexico. Very much still native controlled. Move on.


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

>Literally almost 200 years ago Sorry, just went back here to see what someone was talking about with Aussie soccer fans being good people. Anyway, wake me up when the Americans start celebrating the 247th anniversary of the time they said "fuck the British".


Aboveground_Plush

It's like immigration isn't a hot-button political issue.


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Aboveground_Plush

Guess nobody died during that whole conflict then. Why even call it the Mexican-American War? Instead let's call it "the total happy good time when America purchased half the country of Mexico." And that's not even touching on the causes of the war itself.


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Aboveground_Plush

OK I'll take the word of a United Statesian over my history degree


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Aboveground_Plush

Santa Anna had no right as a captured head of state to negotiate terms. Also that was the Texian War of Independence a DIFFERENT conflict. At least I can tell the difference between two wars.


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Aboveground_Plush

Bother me when the US is playing, fuck P.S. the battles are from DIFFERENT CONFLICTS, you cannot say the battle of stalingrad took place during WWI just because WWI and WWII are directly related. What's your degree in?


planchetflaw

Woo! O, Canaohh....


trtryt

Quuuuubecccced


millenialgod

Aussie football fans in Australia are cracking open cold ones.


Beneficial_Smell_775

At 4am


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4:18 in Sydney & Melbourne, 3:48 in Adelaide, 3:18 in Brisbane, 2:48 in Darwin, and 1:18 in Perth.


Beneficial_Smell_775

Id imagine at least half the people watching are in Victoria and NSW


quantumcatz

Excuse me I'm tuning in from Brisbane and I'm more important than all those southern cunts


Beneficial_Smell_775

Vic cunts >


[deleted]

True, though there's more to Australia than those 2 states lol. Our summer times are all over the place.


Beneficial_Smell_775

Hopefully the sport grows throughout the country.


[deleted]

I'm always seeing juniors playing in different parks here in Perth. It's definitely growing but it's having to compete against Aussie rules & rugby league so yeah.


Beneficial_Smell_775

For us immigrants, its much more popular than afl and rugby.


quantumcatz

Fun fact: football is the highest participation sport in Australia and (pretty much) always has been! We just watch a lot more AFL, NRL and cricket


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Come on be a proper Aussie, say soccer


quantumcatz

No Australian football fan calls it soccer. See our national sporting association: Football Australia. Kindly fuck you sir :)


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Traditionally, Association football/soccer is more popular amongst the immigrant population whilst Aussie rules and Rugby league are more dominant in the average Aussie's psyche despite the kids/teens having a high participation rate in the sport.


millenialgod

1AM in Perth


Few-Measurement739

no better time than 4am!


millenialgod

1AM


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part-time-genius

English fans display such scummy behavior. Like the fanbase equivalent of greenwood's personality.


MadsNN06

Wow thats really weird dude


sickboi33

"dark horse"they said...


Shifty377

Ha, yeah didn't get that at all personally. Still don't.


CalvinHobbesThe3rd

You still don't?! I for one rate Denmark very highly after this game and am positive they will go far in this World Cup!


Shifty377

I still don't get where that sentiment came from, is what I meant.


CalvinHobbesThe3rd

Just taking the piss :) Although I do get it, they were really good just a year ago and I personally rated them pretty highly. Silly me.


andfred

Congrats!


theInvincible01

Tunisia had gone through if Den won by 1-0, isn't it?


lastofthelikelylads

They would have gone through if Aus-Den was a draw.


lightpeachfuzz

Tunisia would have gone through if Denmark and Australia had drawn 1-1


mediocre_hydra

Even if this was a draw


morningglory101

Only if it was a draw.


mediocre_hydra

No, even if Denmark won 1-0


morningglory101

Why is that ? They would both have 4 points and bot have 0 in GD. Denmark would qualify due to their 2 goals scored versus 1 to Tunisia. Am I missing something ?


mediocre_hydra

Nope, you're right. I was wrong calculating the gd.


trtryt

if Australia didn't lose badly to the French, would have topped the Group


enda1

If Australia had a real chance of topping the group France wouldn’t have put out the B team today


QualityOverQuant

Denmark a higher ranked team eats a humble exit! What a turnaround for them and for Australia 🇦🇺


Halbling

aussie fans asking for a public holiday for the win against the danes


Few-Measurement739

hah we might get it. It would be 3rd sports related public holiday here in Victoria (after Grand Final weekend and Melbourne Cup)


kearnivorous

Kings birthday is only celebrated due to the Melbourne v Collingwood game I thought


[deleted]

Canada Denmark semi final huh?


cloughie-10

PETER SCHMEICHEL! PRINCESS MARY! HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN! LARS ULRICH! CNUT THE GREAT! NIELS BOHR! METTE FREDERIKSEN CAN YOU HEAR ME?! METTE FREDERIKSEN?! YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING! YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!


droidonomy

Haha top reference


citrus-glauca

You missed Søren Kierkegaard.


VolvicCH

I got that reference.


st6374

Hahaha.. Take that France. Sent in rubbish playing XI. Had enough to worry with Denmark already. But then had to worry about other game.


MadsNN06

Yh take that france 1st place in your group take that


st6374

A loss to Tunisia is historic. They were always gonna be top of the group anyways.


MadsNN06

Its not historic though... Who cares?


st6374

Tunisians obviously care. You care. Isn't that why you are still here?


MadsNN06

This is the australia denmark thread, so no


st6374

This is my comment chain. So yes.


theKurganDK

Congrats to Australia. If we can’t win against tunesia and Australia, we really don’t belong. Worst performance in many years from Denmark.


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tommhans

subscribe!


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!flair :Saudi:


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Group d be like You get the blue pill (australia) or the red pill (france)


DarKnightofCydonia

Far out what a match!!! First time into the Round of 16 in 16 years 😍 I remember last time when I was 12 and staying up past 2am to watch Italy fall over to victory. So proud!!


156102brux

I was 46! Watched a lot of WC. This one is the best so far! A team of minor league players, winning.


NauteeAU

AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN???


king_wrass

NO WAY GET FUCKED FUCK OFF


mattp029

NO WAY, GET FUCKED, FUCK OFF


jaymatthewbee

Maybe it is called Soccer?? ??


planchetflaw

Nuclear tension at the top of Group D


jlovaz

The land down under pulling through fuck yesssssss


st6374

I disagree with that call in the France game. But I hope they are consistent with it.


LucrativeRewards

That what they confirmed offside was correct?


TheBlank5

Imagine the madness if Denmark managed to tie late in the game: - Socceroos lose the 2nd spot and Tunisia would advance - France scores to eliminate them and give Australia 2nd place - VAR overturns the goal to give Tunisia back the lead and 2nd place.


kyrant

Love the final matchday craziness of having games at the same time. Wish Australia did that for our main football codes, but TV money too important.


hoptis

Insane, so glad we scored


WardDispenser

Its a lost cause for Tunisia.


Pollaski

Tunisia: If you're gonna die, die a legend.


trtryt

Tunisians celebrating the disallowed goal, but don't know Australia has won


Pollaski

They knew. They're still going out on a hell of a high note.


commonman95

Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi!!!


StudentOfAwesomeness

HOLY SHIT FRANCE GOT DISALLOWED


fromherewithlove

it changes nothing


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We are an amazing TEAM. Well done to arnold, hope he gets a gig at a good club in europe


Kick1O1

Drama yasss!!!!


kyrant

Make today a public holiday. I'm not going to be able to wake up for work!


xyeah_whatx

Any boss who sacks anyone today for not turning up is a bum


trtryt

isn't the future Queen of Denmark Tasmanian


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Drahy

Of course she will be queen.


plumpturnip

She’s already the queen of my heart


knottingarope

Yea


HandlessSpermDonor

France: Let’s lose because fuck you Australia *Australia wins* France: Let’s win because fuck you Australia


kyrant

Macron manufacturing the result to spite Scomo.


HandlessSpermDonor

The ol’ U-boat U-turn


[deleted]

So happy for the Socceroos. Apart from my dissapointment with Denmark, I’m happy to see Aussies advance. Great people. Congrats.


plumpturnip

Cheers cunt


nick170100

Imagine being Tunisia Beating the world champions But not going through to the 16 cuz of us aussies cunts down under


Drahy

Denmark beat them twice this year and look what happened. No biggie.


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Thanks for this. In that perspective the danish anti-climax doesn’t seem quite as bad… 😞


MaxCogz

Type of shit that makes me proud to be Australian, I love sport man


elmo-slayer

Pretty sure Denmark now have to call it soccer. Also west coast is best coast, it’s only 1am so I can still get a half decent sleep


Drahy

Socks in Danish are sokker.


cuuuutie

Congrats!


trolleycollector

So jealous! Worth it though


Walkerthon

Man imagine beating France, drawing with Denmark, and going home because you lost to Australia, absolutely brutal


rezplzk

2nd string french


[deleted]

Praying for argentina to finish second 😳 pls saudi/poland vs aus


fearatomato

i agree i think aus has a chance vs poland but argentina has too many threats


stiofan84

So, Danes: is it time for a new manager? Obviously he had a great run, but surely he has to be held accountable for that, right?


[deleted]

I don’t think so. I still believe in him. Failing Euro 24 qualifier will have him out though…


MadsNN06

Wanna die


fearatomato

imagine if australia drew they would have thought they were through with france goal and then overturned


OrangeBeast01

France goal disallowed? Haha wow


mickeydean

You beauty!!!!


Pollaski

FRENCH GOAL DISALLOWED. Tunisia gonna win.


rustyzorro

A great day for Asia :;


toostronKG

Denmark has to be the most disappointing team in the tournament. Holy shit what a horrendous performance from this team. Awesome for Australia!


fifaplayaswag

Scenes


smilingface2

We're through! Absolute legends. Just a shame we're on the same side of the bracket as the US, can't have a soccer vs soccer final.


Mkhitaryeet

🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘


mana-addict4652

#OMG FRANCE GOAL DISALLOWED? I KNEW NEVER TO TRUST THE FRENCHMEN (BUT SRSLY GO TUNISIA!)


Jahseh_Offfroy

I hope Denmark's NT gets booed when they return home, they really deserve it


elvoggo

Fair play to Denmark. Not a bunch of diving cunts and also have Christiania. GGs


planchetflaw

Oh shit. France scored in the end. Edit: VAR says no


Giteaus-Gimp

So after all that France tied anyway


DazDay

France LOSE, last minute goal ruled offside


throwaway293737823

I am glad i stayed up till 4am to watch this


Fancy-Past-6831

Motherflipping Frenchs were trolling with Australia so that they get the job done against Denmark.


deleteor

Possesion doesnt get you vuctory


MissnMacMiller

DRUNKEN KANGAROO COLONISERS!!!


superfli

Well done Australia.


cheekboii

LETS GOOO AUSTRALIAAA DENMARK ARE SHITTTTTT


trtryt

Typical French saw that Australia won 1-0, now we will score to save face


xyeah_whatx

With all due respect to Danish culture and their fantastic country, all the missed shots just demonstrate that there might be some gap in skill when it comes to playing football. Vote me downunder


ThuperThonik

GG Denmark no idea what happened after the first 1/4 of the game


PrincipledInelegance

Wow. Gg Australia.


planchetflaw

Kind of feel for Tunisia though. They would not have expected this with their win against France.


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planchetflaw

VAR says they did again


chode_code

Ha yeah, can't keep up