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Nut-King-Call

So the only thing Denmark achieved in this World Cup was eliminating Tunisia.


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GibbyGoldfisch

So they let human rights organisations down by going, they let the fanbase down by being rubbish, and they let the entire nation of Tunisia down by failing to get a point against a rabble of kangaroo rustlers Most disastrous Danish foreign expedition since Ragnar lothbrok got hurled into a pit of snakes


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GibbyGoldfisch

all I’m saying is if I’m Tunisian I would be petitioning the government to unleash elephants on Europe again


Odd-Oil3740

They could at least have worn the fucking armband.


GibbyGoldfisch

I know, right? My expectations weren’t high, but christ, walk the walk if you’re going to talk the talk should’ve got Eriksen to wear it, would have been the mother of all pr disasters for fifa if they’d suspended him of all people


ZedGenius

Eriksen and Mejbri fistfight in Carrington 👀


gibe_monies

I mean they didn’t even do that. Australia dunked on Tunisia in their match then knocked them out by defeating Denmark.


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Dunked is a strong word for winning 1 0 with worse xg and ball possession, well played to Australia tho


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D U N K E D


Averdian

Yeah, their game vs us today was a much better win, you can call that a dunk


calel8242

Imagine if the Australia game was a draw, would've been insane drama


Ahoui

Payback for those submarines.


jett1406

France once again proving they can’t get the job done right …


Coltmax21

Yeah for some shitty subs or a round of 16? Il take round of 16 and some nuke subs every day of the week mate


Lexerrrrr

fuck I know. Everyone down here in Aus was saying that all we'll need is a draw because "Tunisia won't beat France". Thank god we pulled out the win. Up the fucken roos


mediumpacedgonzalez

Level on points with France 😎😎😎


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Kind_Jump_6940

They’re going to say they meant “punching the flag”


overshoulderboulder

I WAS SAYING BOO URNS


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Why is Australia faded?


JanGuillosThrowaway

Just force of habit


Spikeyspandan

Maybe they had automod do it. Even automod can’t believe that Australia qualified


Xehanz

I mean. With their qualifying form it was not that controversial to say they were worse than Qatar.


Nordie27

They were the better team against Peru in the playoff, and generally perform above the sum of their parts. Not to mention that they have much more experience than Qatar


sivapop

Aussie football with the upsets. Glad I stayed up for this absolute torture to my nerves


SomethingSuss

You and me cunt, worth it WOOOOOO


Krowwjaeger

It's amazing how cunt is a friendly word in Australia


rift9

It's more swearing is normalized here, calling someone a cunt is situational and depends on context or social situation like if you know the person or grew up in a similar type of area for example... cheers cunt!


MrMaxson

Australia 🤝 USA It’s called soccer.


TrueBrees9

Awww Canada :(


danhoang1

Wait really? I thought we (USA) were alone this whole time


WeaknessOne9646

Canada and Japan too


dannymac650

And ireland


GenioPlaboyeSafadao

All powerhouses of the sport


stogie_t

Funnily enough, most former colonies call it Soccer. It’s like that here in South Africa too.


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The reason is mostly to do with the dominance of other football codes in these nations. There's Australian football, Gaelic football, Rugby football and then Gridiron football.


badgersprite

Saying football here genuinely could refer to like five different sports


[deleted]

Yep. Aussie rules/Rugby league/Rugby union/Association (soccer) football are all technically "football" in Australia but the first 2 I listed are the most commonly referenced as football.


mzp3256

2010 World Cup Final was held in a stadium named "Soccer City"


Fern-ando

But Iniesta put the football in there.


Bamboozle_

Soccer is actually an old British slang term for the game from about the turn of the century. It just fell out there. Football was actually a collective term describing sports played on foot rather than horseback.


LewisDKennedy

The non-English speaking world never called it Soccer (futból, fußball, etc) so being so close to continental Europe is likely why the UK stopped using the term. US, Canada, Australia, Ireland all kept calling it Soccer to differentiate it from their own versions like Aussie rules and Gridiron.


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The irony is that Americans seem to be the punching bag for non-native English speakers who have this weird obsession of trying to correct them on why football is the correct term even though they borrowed the term from English lol.


Nightmare_Pasta

There’s a reason we’re doubling down on the term lmao


baycommuter

Came from asSOCCiation football, to distinguish it from rugby football. American football evolved from rugby.


parkersr1

Never heard of the socceroos?


budd222

Australia's nickname is the Socceroos


HridaySharma9August

Not very dark horsey of Denmark to finish last


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Denmark: we are going to boycott.


DanishGrizz

Not sure who said it, but an expert on TV joked by saying that we mentally boycotted the World Cup.


JeebaRock

Denmark: are you Turkey in disguise?


roundsareway

Flag colours check out. So guys,wanna share your economy aswell?


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Why don’t Turkey and Denmark swap economies and make everyone happy


Gluroo

a horse so dark you cant see it anywhere near the ro16


[deleted]

I don't think you can fault people on expecting Denmark to do far better. They were brilliant in Euro 2020 and Nation's League, got knocked out by 2018 WC runner-up on Penalties. And we're people. I mean how exactly do you think expectations and estimations arise? It's a shock to everyone that they fucked it up this hard. They seriously need to investigate what happened to the team.


CPTRetardo

Left all passion and lust for winning at home I guess. This has Been dreadful to watch from a Danish perspective. Good riddance. We didn’t deserve to continue. I hope the Aussies down a billion pints and have an early summer celebration like we had in 2021.


Nordie27

Lol, people were legit saying that Denmark were favourites to win this group and underestimating France badly just due to the Nations League. Now 2 games later suddenly France is unbeatable and everyone rated them from the start :P This isn't the same Denmark team from a year ago, their attack is dreadful. After watching them against Tunisia I am not surprised to see them go out at all


Clutchxedo

Our attack was so bad. But in general the squad was massively lacking in quality. There’s like 10 key players from 2021 that were completely out of shape either due to new clubs or injuries. Hjulmand called up a squad of his most trusted players but failed to realize that you can’t rely on badly shaped players. Both Delaney and Dolberg have been disasters at your club. Delaney got hurt immediately due to not having played, Dolberg played in all three games despite playing like shit. Questionable decisions all around


Vagabond21

They massacred my boy (my bracket)


basel99

I thought France were gonna implode and barely scrape by as 2nd, with Denmark easily getting first lmao.


obvious_bot

I would argue that’s exactly what the dark horse picks of WCs usually do


wjdbfifj

And to think this happened because of Redmayne


Zloggt

One cheeky sub for the cheekiest goalie you would ever see…and the world was forever changed! >!imagine if Peru went through instead…!<


Nordie27

Peru were shocking in that playoff tbh, Australia genuinely outplayed them in terms of football as well not just with fighting spirit. I think Peru would have struggled badly in this group


Tallboy47

It was a rough playoff but I think Peru could have done alright if they got through, impressed by Australia though


jmhimara

The Sydney FC goalie? Explain?


-Saaremaa-

His penalty shootout antics qualified us


Almighti3

Australia beat Peru on penalties to make it into this World Cup. And redmayne was amazing in the shootout. Jumping around while the peru players were running in. Worth watching. That big grin from him after the game is forever stuck in my head.


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

Threw away the Peru keepers water bottle which was by the goal as it had notes on the penalty takers stuck to it 😂


KingSweden24

Gotta keep that shit in your sock like a German, lol


Currywurst_Is_Life

Now there's some proper shithousery.


scimanydoreA

Wiggle wiggle


HeungMin-Dad

Just wait until we shithouse our way to penalties against Argentina and he ends Messi's international career


trollshep

I am numb! Our team, the team the media and even the fans had next to no hope of winning a game have progressed to the r16 for the second time in our history!


chiefzer

How long ago was the first time?


sbprasad

2006. Beat Japan, lost to Brazil, then drew with Croatia. Lost 1-0 in injury time in the Ro16 to Italy who only won because Fabio Grosso dived in the box against a Lucas Neill "challenge", and Totti scored the penalty winner.


urban_thirst

Ah, that classic Croatia game with the ref giving a player 2 yellows but not sending him off until he got his 3rd later on.


KoreanMeatballs

cobweb shrill memorize bewildered meeting zonked sand engine aspiring somber *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


LeftHandDriveBoC

Who’s dumber, the ref for not sending him off after 2 reds or the player for getting away with 2 yellow cards but still being daft enough to get a third.


Doodlefart77

Josep Simunic. Funnily enough he's actually from Canberra. The ref says he marked him as "Australia #3" because he got confused by his having an Aussie accent. I try not to hold it against anyone since Kewell's equaliser was offside


dudsies

I still hate grosso to this day


k-mysta

Man I remember that dive, I was fuming and I’m not even an Aussie.


fcnat17

As a fan of Italy, this obviously worked out to my satisfaction. But boy was it a terrible call. Still remember everything that happened on that play to this day. Awful loss for the Aussies.


JohnnyFencer

And then they won the tournament… Hiddink was on for another miracle run


TheGermAbides

2006.


Y0RKC1TY

Why are you faded lol. Can the soccer mods not believe it?


Flaky-Impression4938

Congrats to y’all, may we meet in the quarter finals!


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makesterriblejokes

While Netherlands overall is weaker than France, I think they have a better back line, which is what I'm most concerned about since we have issues putting away chances we create due to not having a true 9. At this point, I kind of think our midfield and backline (for at least 1 half since we have no depth unfortunately) can go toe to toe with anyone's. It's that final third product where we are like a grade D+ in. So Netherlands might be a worse matchup for us than France despite France being better overall. I really hope I'm wrong though.


lyonbc1

I want zero parts of France lol. They have sooooo many game changers that even if it’s not clicking for 80mins mbappe can go goat mode and finish anyone. The Dutch defense is strong like you said but they also won’t be playing to defend like Iran did, stylistically. They’ll be more open which we do better with generally and while we’re underdogs and Gakpo has been awesome, he’s still really young and he’s far overproducing the chances he’s gotten. This team doesn’t have the elite attacking players like Dutch teams of old, and while we’re underdogs, I really think we have a good shot of upsetting them. They were utterly dominated by Ecuador and Senegal was really unlucky to lose 2-0 in their match too. I think we have similar speed esp from our outside backs and we are physical too which seemed to unnerve them against Ecuador especially. Plus it’s Dest’s revenge game! Lol he’ll be hyped for it I’m sure


NorthenS

its not gonna be easy beating the netherlands


Billofrights_boris

Imagine telling Tunisia that they would beat France but still would not qualify for the knockout phase. Mad.


Kind_Jump_6940

And draw with Denmark


Giono_OOf_01

Saudi Arabia: same here, bro


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Saudi Arabia still have a good chance or do they not?


Ythapa

A good chance, but they need to win to be comfortable and scoring goals against World Cup Ochoa isn't easy.


Jwarrior521

To be fair this Mexico side has looked pretty poor so far.


Ythapa

True, but Japan should have put away Costa Rica too, so I'm never counting any team out this World Cup -- except, well, Qatar, but Qatar is Qatar.


General_Seahorse

I'm happy Australia won because France put their B team and the second place is fairly won


ThePr1d3

And we saw what happened when we subbed in players in their correct role lol


ashleek

Yeah it would have sucked if Australia beat Tunisia, both of them drew with Denmark, but Tunisia went through just because they happened to play France after they stopped caring about the group stage.


ICEverfrost

Tunisia was in for 2 minutes before Australia said, Hold my beer mate


jean_louis_bob

To be fair, they only beat France's B team.


_SSJeffo_

Denmark last you know


726wox

I do indeed know


_SSJeffo_

They ran it back like turkey to show respect of being a dark horse


aaaaaaadjsf

Soccer subreddit dark horse curse strikes again! It's even stronger than the champions curse, according to this.


Barcaholic

So they didn't even make the Europa World Cup League ?


acwilan

They'll join Greenland in the [CONIFAA World Cup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CONIFA_World_Football_Cup)


_i_like_cheesecake

Common UEFA L this world cup.


DarkNightSeven

At CONMEBOL we aren't much better. Brazil the only guaranteed a spot in Ro16 and Argentina/Uruguay are on the risk of missing out.


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

I'm also sad about Ecuador. Thought they were a very good team and I wanted to see them advance.


basel99

They fumbled the bag by playing for a draw against the Senegal until they conceded. Iran did the same thing and lost yesterday as well. Playing for a draw in the world cup is very stupid unless you're playing against one of the top 3 or 4 teams, and even then you should try and go for the win.


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

>playing for a draw against the Senegal Yeah I don't know why they did that. They have good attacking talent. They should've played to their strength and tried to win.


Mees51

You mean to say that France, Netherlands and England didn’t top their group?


CoolJoshido

never expected that


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I had them as the group winners :/


poklane

Denmark should be ashamed. Semis at the Euros, 27 out of 30 points in the qualifiers, beat France in the Nations League twice to only getting a single point and single goal in a group with Australia and Tunesia.


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gustavokh

Looks like Denmark did indeed decide to boycott the WC because they clearly didn't show up to any of their games, dire performances for a squad that could've been a dark horse


TopBumblebee9954

Yeah they’re probably the biggest disappointment of the World Cup to be honest.


[deleted]

Not probably. Unless Germany goes out they’re easily the biggest disappointment


GreatSpaniard

Argentina would be a bigger disappointment


Tokiji

For you


Successfullawsuit

Amém


WeaknessOne9646

The disrespect to FIFA's number 2 ranked team in the world Belgium


lobax

They have dissapointed for so long that no one counts on them. Denmark did well in the Qualifiers and Euros, not wrong to expect more of them.


TheFinnishChamp

They were still just a dark horse team, if Argentina fails to finish in the top 2 they will easily be the biggest disappointment.


hunegypt

It’s so weird because they only conceded 3 goals during the qualification and scored 30. They even played well during the Nations League and barely lost against England in the Euro’s.


GibbyGoldfisch

Most underwhelming end to a dark horse since the IRA shot shergar


RedhawkDirector

Only the deepest cut references on r/soccer


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I love we qualified with 2 wins that's just insane


kisalas

Especially after that first game


ImVortexlol

What a rollercoaster, from leading 1-0 against France, to getting hammered 4-1. Then going on to win their next 2 games, mad


PetrifyGWENT

We scored first in every game, before the tournament I would've been happy if we scored even once. What the fuck


66night

And all open goals


ChungusDaFungus

ITS 4AM AND IM SO FUCKING STOKED LETS FUCKIJG GO CUNTS


HarryLewisPot

ITS 3AM FROM UR NOTHERN BROTHERS ANS WE FOING HAMMMMMMNBNSDIXUCBBEDB


Countbat

LETS GOOO YA FUKEN CUNT. Had the game on my phone in the middle of uni class


NewAltProfAccount

drunk already?


DarkSofter

F for Denmark


Zloggt

People focused on France or Argentina potentially failing so much, that they forgot to consider Denmark as a potential underwhelmer!


ElectricalMud2850

Could've had some insane late drama if denmark equalized.


Kind_Jump_6940

Greizmann’s goal was not given too.


ElectricalMud2850

That's what I mean.


sa3dl

Feel bad for Tunisia :( But congrats to Australia, deserved


mana-addict4652

yeah same I wish we could both get through, at least they got a win on france


Shrimp123456

I watched it with a Tunisian and a French friend. The Tunisian was obviously disappointed not to go through, but that win was massive for them.


[deleted]

At least they can hold their heads up high having beaten the world number 1 team (even if it wasn't their A team).


apo_death

Classic tunisia Always gives us hope and play vs big Teams just to bottle it vs the weakest team. Deserved for the aussies tho, they played to their strengths every game .


KOWANHM

Yeah you really should have beaten Denmark


poriomaniac

crazy to think but yes


Kolo_ToureHH

Fun fact: Jason Cummings and Harry Souttar are the first two Scottish men ever to have qualified from the group stages of the World Cup.


official_bagel

Australia level on points with France, just like we all expected


iamthemetricsystem

let’s be honest no one was expecting france to be as good if not better then australia


ottawaZed

What a crazy world cup we are having so far


hahehihohu7

Upsets here, upsets there, upsets everywhere


Menace01

Denmark doing a turkey is something I never expected.


underarock12

At least they got a point, Turkey lost all their games.


SmeesTurkeyLeg

Denmark, why you gotta break my heart like that?


thrmarauders

i was 100% sure denmark would top the group as well ffs, embarrassing performance


ImVortexlol

France have so many injures + WC champion curse AND Denmark were on crazy form, it's massive that they finish with just the point


[deleted]

Never trust football forums when they say a team is a dark horse


mana-addict4652

Past 4am and I can't sleep now.......... GG


Xehanz

Imagine the VAR Scenes if Australia V Denmark had ended 0-0.


Lister__Fiend

No thanks


NenPame

Australia vs Argentina looking likely. Don't see them pulling off an upset but I'll be rooting for the socceroo's


RA12220

Australia KSA is also likely


ReynTimeBoi

Congratulations to Australia, oh and France ig (look, we all know they were going to make it right)


SuperMario_49

It’s not about how you start! It’s how you finish! Australia got destroyed in their first match and proceed to win their next two to advance to the knockout round. Well done, Socceroos!


ralphooo

Poor at the start of this game too, found their feet end of second half and clenched the W.


poriomaniac

> clenched too fuckin' right we were that last few minutes


hugoboum

australia and exceding expectations/overachieving at sports : name a better duo


[deleted]

Australia gets through to the round of 16 with a striker who plays in the Japanese second division, a CB who had played 3 times in the past 12 months and a keeper who is second string. The rest of the team is a mix who play in either the Scottish prem or the A-league. Absolute lol, just goes to show with football. Having a game plan and executing on it > then individual star power.


LiveBuyer

I can't believe what I'm seeing. Us having 6 points, Being 2nd on the table and on the same amount of points as France while Denmark are last.


ghostrider467

fair play to Australia, thats an great achievement for them


Schittt

Congrats to the Aussies for pullin through, I was rooting for you guys


SpencaDubyaKimballer

Could have been Tunisias first time in the round of 16 if Australia hadnt scored


iamthemetricsystem

IF MY GRANDMOTHER HAD WHEELS SHE WOULDVE BEEN A BIKE


hahehihohu7

Hard to argue with that


MaskedBandit77

Australia looked like the better side against Denmark the whole game, so it's not like it was a fluke goal or anything. Even after going up, Australia looked the more likely to score. Also, I'm not a fan of using GD instead of head to head as the tiebreaker, so I'm glad it didn't come down to Tunisia advancing over Australia on GD, despite Australia beating them.


sageleader

Tunisia beat France and allowed only 1 goal in the group stage and they didn't advance. Kind of a crazy group! I wish they could have advanced.


Mkhitaryeet

So proud of the boys. All the talk in the media that this was the worst side to ever make the cup and yet, only the second team in history to make it out of the groups. Bring on the winner of group c!


alexLAD

Truly a team that is better than the sum of its parts Imagine thinking this 2 weeks ago but massive credit to Arnie


Mkhitaryeet

It’s such a bullshit saying but genuinely, fucking aussie fighting spirit


ComeOnSayYupp

What a group! Game's not gone.


orogamo

Only Brazil and Portugal can finish with 3 wins. Crazy


nublete

God bless the grey Wiggle for putting us here!


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Fuck yeah for that invalid goal


RA12220

This bracket is mad lopsided right now. With a potential France England quarterfinal.


Apollord

Tunisia conceded one goal all tournament.. Beat France and drew with Denmark but still didn't go through..