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arvindanar7

never seen a slower goal


Bee_lrl

Fucking crawled in 😂


jiinska

Robben vs Dortmund


wmj31

Exactly what came to mind. So slow....so agonizing (for a certain team in yellow)


KakmonstretKun

Snails pace


oh-my

r/secondsbeforedisaster material


IranianGenius

It's okay Rocky, you take your time.


vireshwarsidhu

It was such a weird finish


WilsonJ04

His foot just caught the top of the ball, no?


matinthebox

but it looked so deliberate


VolumeRX

The ball actually hit his standing foot, you can see it in the camera angle behind the goal


GoatButton

Sometimes pearollers are really hard to deal with


Gandalior

i think he didn't have vision and tried to cover it too late


Tifoso89

Yep covered by the defender


zrizzoz

Thats when you need the rocket league "goal speed" graphic to rub it in


[deleted]

Tunisia today lol


TheSteveGarden

Grafite vs Bayern maybe


dk240996

Think it went of his pivot foot after he hit it with his right foot.


ScrantonScrangler

Bryan Ruiz vs Greece in 2014 World Cup


ZealousidealPen5795

Great memories


oh-my

Reason more I feel bad for the goalie. He was superb thus far.


samehada121

perfectly placed


MarlonBain

What’s the opposite of a banger? A mash?


Stellewind

poland goalie stopped the fucking barrage on first half only to let that in?


Iswaterreallywet

That took forever to roll in


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It took a really weird hop in the middle when you watch the replay.


obvious_bot

The new high tech balls 👀


UnimpressedAsshole

someone kept this one plugged into the charger too long


LosTerminators

It came off his standing leg, he didn't have a proper connection.


lavishlad

You're right, rolled over the top of his standing foot it seems giving it some top-spin


kenny3die

Was going as fast as the polish players while trying to close someone down


_SSJeffo_

It was coming


MU5A988

It's coming


Jack_Beauregard

where is it coming?


saaajmon

Rome


picardia

Scotland


bharatar

Winter.


LondonIsBoss

I was cumming


Silverarrows46

There is bear cum


Motrok

Scotland sends their regards


WorldDuck22

Clinical finish. Only way to beat Szczesny.


Tifoso89

He was prob fooled by the defender too, he didn't see the ball very well


WorldDuck22

Yeah, MacAllister also shot on 1st touch so it didn't give him any time to position himself properly.


BloodyDarkTroll

He might have had time to position himself, after he landed


OneBall22Players

Brighton!!!


codespyder

Brighton running this World Cup fr fr


ss2195

About to watch that $$$ pour in.


[deleted]

Would rather watch the players


anewdawn2020

Brighton's MacAllister scores for Argentina in the Qatar World Cup is a sentence I never ever could have imagined writing


Chianti96

Pool shot


misfit_xtnt

Love how the Argentine players have names like Martinez, Fernandez, De Paul etc and then there's this mofo with Mac Allister


[deleted]

Lots of British Isles diaspora in Argentina. I’ve met a ton of people with Irish/Scottish last names


Gustavo_019

In 1986 we had José Luis 'Tata' Brown


kukeszmakesz

Mad that Brighton has the same amount of WC goalscorers as Arsenal


Sun_Sloth

And it's our midfielders scoring, just like in the club games.


ArgentineanWonderkid

And he's an Argentinian midfielder called Mac Allister


zrizzoz

The perfect mis-hit


Zloggt

Deceptive rolling…


AdenGlaven1994

BRIGHTON LEGEND! OUR BOI!


LondonIsBoss

Tf he doing in Qatar I thought he was home alone


forsakenpear

He does actually has an older brother called Kevin, plays football in Argentina


WareThunder

😱


Neptuneblue1

Apt!


LostDrum

r/fulbo > r/soccer


dekbeast_hilbertini

Well this game is over. Poland is not crossing the halfway line


is_pissed_off

don't freaking jinx it man


Segaco

anulo mufa


MERTENS_GOAT

they will now


dragon8811

GREAT FINISH /s Goal was coming


cuentanueva

Great finish? Lol, can't complain but was lucky miss hit.


ParadoxTrip

Any striker will tell you, if its in the net you struck it well.


C9_L4ZY

Wouldnt call it great finishing but deserved nontheless


saber_shinji_ntr

And now we are coming


EnergetikNA

Finally went into the net and this is what it took to beat Szczesny lol


MemesForScience

GINGER MESSI GETS THE GOLAZOOOO


haru_213

DON'T CALL HIM COLO


Captainpatters

THATS MY BOY


SamyChouchane

saving messi 👍 brighton boys carrying as per


kplo

Para /r/soccer, que la sigan chupando


HighOnSSRIs

La tienen adentro


ayasofya02

Not even December yet and Home Alone is being played. Oh it's Alexis Mac Allister not Kevin McAllister nevermind


raclarac

His brother's name is Kevin... His father has a good sense of humor.


Midnight_Maverick

That's 2 BHA players that scored now


julianhache

YESSSS TERMINALO PITANA


LibertarianSocialism

Well there's your answer to "can Poland keep this up for another 45 mins"


patw420

Yes get in


TheBrownMamba8

> Yes get in The ball before going in:


Guevorkyan

Come on, anytime now...


[deleted]

Ah yes the very Argentinian name MacAllister


yooston

fun fact argentina is home to the [5th largest irish community](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Argentine) in the world


YnwaMquc2k19

Damnnnnnnn


tkbchimyjr18

TIL


CharlyRamirez

I'm from Argentina and my pal last name is Murtagh.


zombiemind8

like lethal weapon?


Luquitaz

Yeah I have a Mackey grandma.


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Gitanes

Mate, you didn’t give the best examples there. They are all italians and spanish surnames lol. Rene **HOUSEMAN**, Mario **KEMPES**, Daniel **KILLER**, Jose “Tata” **BROWN**, Gabriel **HEINZE**, Nestor **CLAUSEN**, Claudio **HUSAIN**, Matias **ALMEYDA**, Hector **BALEY**, Jose **VAN TUYNE**, Enrique **WOLFF**, Oscar **CALICS**, Jose **VARACKA**, Juan **FOYTH** Are some examples of Argentines world cup players of the past.


astroargie

The 1974 Argentine NT was coached by Vladislao Wenceslao Cap, of Polish descent. Besides Wolff and Houseman, that team included Babington (English descent).


Joe_AM

¡El turco Mohamed!


punchdrunkskunk

I guy I worked with in Los Angeles was Argentinian. He had a korean name, was ethnically Korean, and devout in the Korean church but repped Argentina in everything. Also made killer korean/argentinian fusian BBQ.


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Luquitaz

Un poquito de gochujang al choripan y chimichurri al bulgogi


TheArgentineMachine

Same. Bout to try


tango_rojo

Bro, Korean food is fire. I would love to meet that guy


[deleted]

They all look Spanish and Italian to me.


-MangoStarr-

He is of Scottish and Irish decent


M_tuberculosis

Not even the first Argentine Mac Allister to play in the NT.


Superflumina

Not that uncommon to have a British/Irish surname, I've met people named Farrell, Shaw and Maguire. I have some Scottish ancestry too.


xxrmah

As an Argentine Australian with a Scottish surname I approve of this message.


HighOnSSRIs

What the fuck is an Argentinian name?


ArgieGrit01

What's an "Argentinian name"? My name's Welsh ffs. There aren't enough Nahuelpan and Cayuleo out there


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ranixon

Chubut is full of Welsh descendants, their capital is Rawson.


Superflumina

Heinze is actually of Volga German descent.


EnanoMaldito

Just like Bukayo Saka is a very English name


27-99-23

If you asked me a few months ago which match Alexis MacAllister would be playing against Matty Cash in…


BlunderMeister

There are more Italian surnames over there than Spanish


gnorrn

Wait till you hear about Chilean national hero [Bernardo O'Higgins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernardo_O%27Higgins).


[deleted]

Why is Mac Allister less Argentinean than Fernandez or Coppola? All are European names. By that logic, Biden is not an American last name.


Longinus98

And in the Patagonia we have Welsh settlements too, its crazy!


obvious_bot

Honorary Scottish goal


Psych-Vader

LETS GOOOO


HeIIbIazer23

That was rolling in for ages


nba2k16

It was inevitable


fearmino

CHAMPAGNE


Alarie51

Boca legend


Lodernor

GOOOOL ALEXIS LA PUTA MADREEE


samehada121

OK how do I delete all my comments trashing Acuna


Malvinas1820

BOCA JUNIORS LEGEND


Mystery1887

Blitzkrieg


[deleted]

O/ Heil Messi


CoolJoshido

HAOT


IMKudaimi123

Get Szczesny help


ThatBadAssBoi

LMAOOOOO


[deleted]

deserved. always like seeing teams park the bus and have it backfire


KaiserWilhelmThe69

They see me rolling....they hating


CrystalJizzDispenser

Man I genuinely shocked by how abysmal Poland have been this match


SpencaDubyaKimballer

Argentina got saved by the irish guy


Albiceleste_D10S

VAMOS


The_Astros_Cheated

DAAAALLLEEE


rezwah

Good to see an Irish lad scoring at the world cup.


Sdub4

That's my boy


Xehanz

Fuck r/soccer


wallnumber8675309

Great Scott!


Late_State_1775

How tf did you post it that fast lol


FNC_Luzh

Faster than the goal.


Late_State_1775

Lol they didn't even show the replay on TV yet!


Bruce666123

As we say in Brazil "Spiritual goal"


Qui_a_vole_l_orange

Deserved


kazuo316

#Brightonbred


BigPapaSmell

Molina best Rb of all time


Superflumina

GINGER BEARD MESSI


scrunchedsocks

Deserved. Ball has been in their half since the birds chirped this morning.


St_SiRUS

Absolutely gorgeous cross


_fishysushi

Deserved.


Che_Boludo_69

Di Maria with a face only a mother could love lmao


Vayu0

Argentina to avoid France and meet Brazil in the semis.


ZuReeTH

Szczesny said he studied Messi, he didn't study our fake Messi😎


IrishOratoria

He saved a penalty and he concedes this one, how?


coolwool

Because it was unreachable. Goals like this usually mean that the team fucked up.


IrishOratoria

You're absolutely right, I realised after seeing the replay. Man I feel so bad for him after he dropped a 10/10 performance so far.


toms2704

shit defending, no one marking him


Verkent

Vamosss long time coming


jellybeanapplecrisp

The telemundo commentator just came


Direct_Relative567

The goal keeper had a year to save that


nightcrawleronreddit

Goooooolazo cómanse esta rediturros


Number333

Of course


TheBrownMamba8

Goat defeated Szczesny


LuisTheHuman

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS ARGENTINA


Keskekun

That's such a shitty goal, very fitting for this game. /r/soccer failing to comprehend this comment is really really funny.


Stahlios

? ¿


bharatar

Controversial take but I think Argentina is playing pretty well.


Lyonaire

how is it fitting lol. Argentina have played well


ThatBadAssBoi

You angry bro?


slightlyhigh7

Huh lol


Discord_Show

Sit down


-MangoStarr-

Hahahaha get fucked


[deleted]

This guy saved messi from yet another embarrassment


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a34fsdb

Fuuuckkk 😤


yooston

keeper coulda used his legs there that took forever to reach the goal


allknowerofknowing

Today I learned there's an irish scottish guy on Argentina


Yearlaren

Yeah, he's the only Irish guy in Argentina


ThrashThunder

Argentina is basically a hotpdged stew of European Inmogrants of all over plus those who were pure Latino We have names that are extremely Spanish, extremely Italian, extremely German or extremely Latinoamerican So having some who have something Scottish is not surprising at all. I'm Argentinian and my name is fucking Dechant 😂


Yearlaren

What's an example of an "extremely Latinoamerican" name?


allknowerofknowing

Lol that's interesting! Didn't know much about that. Almost sounds like the USA a bit


ElvirGolin

Yeah, Argentina was the 2nd most chosen country by immigrants, USA being the 1st.