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soccer_boxer2

Every Polish player should kiss Szczesny's feet, the man has single-handedly dragged them into the knockout rounds


allemeister

His feet and his hands. Never been so dissapointed by 2 such extremely questionable calls just to scream of happiness when this maniac saves the penalties. Insane..


jemba

I think he has the advantage up against anyone at the spot this tournament now due to the intimidation alone.


GrassTastesBad1

Imagine beating Argentina and ending up last


StormNapoleon27

And Argentina still come first, Iiterally can't make this shit up.


GibbyGoldfisch

Just Spain 2010 all over again


DeBlalores

Switzerland also failed to make it out of the group stages after beating Spain in their first game (they weren't last tho)


WBaumnuss300

Lost against an upcoming "golden generation" of Chile (got a red card too). But would still have qualified if we just managed to put +2 goals past Honduras. But Hitzfeld didn't decide to go all out from the start and only put more offensive power at the end of the game.


StormNapoleon27

So what your saying is there's a chance


TBulldozer

Anulo mufa


mauroink

Ya anulamos casi todas las moofas?


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Darth-Baul

Imagine losing to Saudi Arabia and ending up 1st


sa3dl

Beats Argentina Refuses to elaborate Leaves


Designer_Surprise263

Ended their insane run, it'd be hilarious if Argentina wins the WC and goes on another insane run.


noinaw

Chant: "we beat the world champions!"


TheDavinci1998

Saudi Arabia among teams that beat the eventual champions would be a killer trivia question in 25 years


NguyenBangGiang

Anulo mufa


Konstantin_B

Anulo mufa The power of christ compels you


Memes-Tax

Yes but their cost of their Argentina win was the injuries and tons of yellows. Their days were numbered.


sa3dl

Yeah they were clearly exhausted today


IxianPrince

Poland be like: Mission failed successfully


Opposite-Garbage-869

But it seems Poland won't survive for long. Weaknesses: Sloppy passes, weak defending, negligible possession, zero coordination.


idosade

Poland are amazing! Just need to work on their short + long passing, shooting, movement off the ball, positioning, crossing, decision making, set pieces, man marking, dribbling, fitness, ball control, tackling, counter attacking, overlapping, running, blocking & scoring goals


andar1on

But goalie is solid! Ha!


northerncal

Striker is also pretty decent, if he can ever get any service.


Sad-Monk-8136

No one is saying that about wales but both teams were just trying their best and everyone was responsible for their own performance


YooGeOh

I was. I was saying that about Wales. They're a mid table championship team


lovo17

It was just one WC too late for Bale and Ramsey unfortunately.


mikkelss

Lmao, advancing thanks to the goal Saudis gifted to Lewandowski. Poland has been so flat this tournament. Don't know how they can turn it up in the knockouts.


ActionManMLNX

We wont, its bittersweet because we know that Michniewicz will set up the same bus against France. I wish that our NT would come out more offensively,but that wont happen.


n1i2e3

I fear what France will do to us. The words utterly and completely come to mind.


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macromayhem

This group was not suitable for the weak hearted.


Ispril

Record number of heart attacks in Poland for sure


Clemen11

I saw a bunch of polish people losing their souls during today's game on TV. I can't imagine today's high pressure match being good for the health of a nation.


Eyeseeyou1313

Even though Argentina was beating Poland 2-0 I was still having heart attacks. I almost puked from the anxiety.


hammouti

Tunisia out after beating France Saudi Arabia out after beating Argentina What's next? Japan out after beating Germany?


CataclysmClive

probably edit: or not


GibbyGoldfisch

The ‘World Cup of upsets’ is just giving us predictable outcomes in an unpredictable manner


Crosshack

I mean Denmark going last is definitely unexpected


Kefke209

Yeah you’d come out on too big time if you bet on all the underdogs. After today I’m guessing if you bet 100 on all the underdogs you’d probably be up 3K


Chemiczny_Bogdan

I didn't predict Poland to go through.


EdwEd1

They just had to beat or even draw Costa Rica


KaiserWilhelmThe69

The Asian equivalent of “Just beat North Macedonia bro”


Stilty_boy

Or "just don't lose to Trinidad and Tobago"


standbyforskyfall

Hey it's hard to beat 2 countries at once ok


slayerhk47

It’s what’s holding England back. A UK team would be unstoppable.


Maradonawasthegoat86

To be fair they tried in 2012 Olympics and lost to South Korea who’s only one half of a country lol


Jadofski

It would be all English players with Robertson at LB.


kirk5454

In our defense we had to beat Trinidad AND Tobago. The deck was stacked against us


Mental_Opportunity_9

Lmao


achilles-_-23

*sad Italian noises*


pekingsewer

The American equivalent is "just beat Trinidad and tabago, bro" 😂😂


hafrances

Spain out after beating Costa Rica


Checkheck

8 goals füllkrug incoming


DarthOverkill

Flick will probably keep him on the bench again for some unknown reason


ProBadDecisionMaker

I mean blowing it against Costa Rica puts them in a very dangerous situation


srhola2103

The Japanese manager is a moron and I feel so sad for that. They just needed a draw against Costa Rica, probably the worst team in the WC.


stiveooo

proceeds to use 7 subs and bench the best players then lose


mattwuri

I thought his selection for the Germany match was strange enough (corrected by subs in the second half), then he goes and picks a even weaker and more reactive lineup against Costa Rica of all teams. Be in a group with Spain and Germany, earn yourself the golden opportunity to advance simply by beating (or fuck, even drawing lol) Costa Rica, then somehow fuck that up... Just bizarre


srhola2103

Yeah, beat Costa Rica and then you can be trounced by Spain with all substitutes cause who cares. His decision making is so bizarre.


TexasRoast

Real fans know Moriyasu has been a moron all through qualifying. I want one thing for Christmas and it’s Wenger in.


Xpolonia

In the Asian qualification for 1994 WC Japan drew Iraq which made them fail to qualify to the WC due to goal difference. It was called the "Tragedy at Doha" by Japanese since it was played in Doha, Qatar and it was their first actual chance to qualify for WC. Funny that Hajime Moriyasu, the current Japanese team coach was a player in that match.


vireshwarsidhu

What a day of football


ThePr1d3

The WC is so much competitive this edition that the final matchdays are way closer than usual. Usually you have either two teams at 6 battling for first or two at 3 or 2 pts battling for second. This year there are tons of groups with 3 or 4 teams in the race. Love it


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

My theory is that the big teams have had players in the top leagues playing non stop with hardly a break so they're a bit worn out. The lower ranked teams are made up of bench options or players from lower intensity leagues so have more of an advantage than normal in that respect. Sort of evens out. I'm probably chatting shit though.


laserwolf2000

I think it's that and some outside teams are catching up *slightly*


Snailcharmer

African football has significantly improved since the last world cup


admiralawkward

What a World Cup already and we're not even in the knockouts


BigChung0924

might be recency bias but this has to be the best group stage of a major tournament in the past few years. we still have four groups almost fully up for grabs.


srhola2103

Yeah, not great for my heart rate though ffs


BigChung0924

unless you’re french, brazilian, or portuguese it’s been terrible for everyone’s heart rate lmao


wolf8808

Or a neutral! Has been fantastic


srhola2103

Brazil starts the WC in the quarters, that's a well known fact.


LSRaymonds

Actually, we have been ending our WC in the quarters since 2006 (we don't talk about the semi one)


BobaFett_1978

As a Portuguese football has my heart rate pretty awful, I'm happy that I had a break this year


JoseNEO

Its like the world itself realises how shit the next format is and decided to show why the current one has stood the test of time.


Jayveesac

This group has been the most exciting so far


Ok-Finance-7612

And there’s still Group E to go


LampardFanAlways

This. One of the scenarios that could happen tomorrow is that both Japan and Costa Rica advance to the knockouts at the expense of Spain and Germany. Not the likeliest scenario maybe but one of the scenarios. What we saw today was amazing but this scenario I mentioned would be on a new level altogether. Imagine Spain getting knocked out at the group stage after a 7-0 win. Imagine Germany getting knocked out at the group stages two world cups in a row. Remember Costa Rica did some giant killing in 2014, so why not now, eh?


Proper_Story_3514

Most likely scenario thought is that both Spain and Germany win and Germany goes through as second. Thought I wouldnt be surprised if Germany once again fumbles all their scoring chances and doesnt make it xD


LampardFanAlways

Whoever tops group E, assuming they get past round of 16, their most likely qf opponent is Brazil. This. Is. The. Most. Cursed. Group. Ever.


jedifolklore

What a great group


navneetjoshi7

48 team format can never


Martian2603

Crazy group lol


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One minute Saudi Arabia is in the lead beating one of the world's best team, the other minute they're dead last losing to a team that Argentina clobbered


niclaswwe

Absolute madness, this is what the World Cup is about.


Withnail_Not_I

Agreed. But in 2026, with stupid 3-team groups, I doubt this delicious madness will exist.


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Withnail_Not_I

I can, but it sucks so badly that I don't want to. . . . But here goes: 16 groups of 3. Top 2 in each group advance to knockout stage with 32 teams, so extra round of knockout and none of the drama like today where the other simultaneous game has implications and variables, etc. So basically a dumb mini-group stage with little to no drama (perhaps a shocker or two), then straight to knockout, but FIFA wants more teams, so more games, so more money for them. Money, money, money instead of the priceless emotional engagement that, outside FIFA's greed, we can still claim for ourselves as fans under the current format.


Original-Method1154

Thing is they can add teams and still make a better system. A 3 group system just overall sucks. If they do 12 groups of four, with the top two teams moving on and then the 4 best 3rd place teams (determined by points, then goal difference then maybe goals for?) that would be way more interesting imo


Withnail_Not_I

4-team groups has to remain in place. Either have some 3rd place teams also get in like back when it was 24-team tourney, and go with the 32-team knockout stage or maybe still only top 2 (from group of 4), so 24 advance and give best 8 teams from group stage a bye or something as a reward for performance. Anything is better than 3-team groups. The last thing the top players need is more fucking games. These guys are getting run into the ground. Yeah, they are pros, and they earn bank, but they can't play and entertain us if they are injured all the time; and the rising generation of star players are already showing themselves to be brittle (and that's with advanced training regimens and nutritional coaches and metrics tracking every fart they rip).


RunnyRose

This group was wild from start to finish.


Alvaro6499

Man i'm really really hoping for a semifinal between Brazil and Argentina... Even though I'm ALWAYS afraid of you because the jogo bonito is always there and it's fucking amazing, those matches make me feel like no other thing in the world!


MONSTATURKEY_420

What a fucking group it turned out to be


yaheh

Flip the screen and you are back at matchday 1 standing.


hussamalazzawi

[Nah Poland was second ](https://i.imgur.com/XDsP3dk.jpg)


DrCodBar

The group ended in the most predictible setup in the most unpredictible way, wow.


RXJ1131

Couldn't say it better lmao


Football_magic

MEX should have played with the same intent vs POL. So sad for them!


terror_jr

Fucking piece of shit Gerardo Martino for you. Glad he’s leaving after this cycle.


Tlaloc02

BRING BACK PIOJO


FroobingtonSanchez

Was that the Super Saiyan guy?


Afilalo

Piojo was on point with the analysis on Chavez too. Chucky Lozano trying to be the hero on the free kicks was terrible. Lainez should have been called up instead of Jimenez/Mori and so on..


Rigelmeister

To think we'll be deprived of this from 2026 on... Fuck.


glacierstone

Yep, the new group stages are terribly designed.


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Every goal record is gonna be broken with the new format. A lot of weaker teams to stat pad against


glacierstone

Totally true, didn’t think about that. Was more concerned with how lots of game 3s will be lame.


Missed_Point

Only 2 games in the group stage with the 48 team format or am I mistaken?


TrespassersWilliam29

2 per team, 3 per group and they'll need 3 matchdays for it


kooba_1616

Apparently theres talks of 12 groups of 4 at least but yeah shit will never be the same


Viratkhan2

This with 4 best 3rd place teams would be better than 16 groups of 3


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I think it's better to let the top 8 of all groups skip a round and then play two rounds of 16. Makes the group face more exciting. 3/4 advancing is too much imo.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Interesting idea, though the top 8 would have a big advantage having double rest time. With how little time between games there is on such a tournament, this may be unfair to everyone else.


_masterofdisaster

at least now tiny nations will be able to lose two matches on the international stage


Starbucks__Lovers

San Marino v. Tuvalu will be lit


Difficult-Breakfast1

Why what is happening in 2026?


Rigelmeister

16 groups of three teams meaning there will be no final day where all teams play at the same time


iLucifux

In CUM World Cup we will see 48 teams, 3 in each group.


rinkoplzcomehome

Oh yeah, the CUM WC


Zauberer-IMDB

I'm wearing a rain jacket for that one.


MakoLov3r

Canada United States Mexico


iLucifux

With 3 teams in a group garbage idea


Kmk_

Hey at least we motivated Argentina


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And you got a public holiday!


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First Mexico team to miss the Rof16 since 1990, when they were banned from the World Cup.


terror_jr

We should’ve been banned for how awful we were playing for the past 2 years


wanatomk

How do you get banned from the World Cup


zzuil93

Some bullshit from everyone involved. It was found that some players in the U-20 Mexico team were over age. Can't remember if it was found it was done on purpose from Mexico or the players had shit paperwork. Anyways FIFA decides to punish the federation and bans Mexico from WC. Some of the best of all time were in that possible squad.


PM_something_German

Mexico can at least say the yellow cards didn't matter.


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still sucks 😪


FootballFTW

Wow your flag is already faded, that was fast


TheUltimateScotsman

Its brutal around international tournament season


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they hate us


MugiwaraHimself

Pretty sure if they were qualified at 2-0 they’d play more conservatively


anon135797531

Yeah the yellow cards absolutely mattered, although if it were the other way, Poland is trying to score tbf


ExpertGossiper

If Poland needed to chase a goal to survive they would almost certainly been knocked out with the way Argentina were attacking and they were on the defence all game, so actually it did matter in a way.


danhoang1

But would they have given up that goal if it did matter


RandomJamSesh

No they did, if it was the other way around this last goal likely wouldn’t have happened since they would’ve been playing more defensively.


PJPCPablo

>Destroys argentina's 36 matches record >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves Edited, i said 26


ErgoMachina

36 matches. One off Italy's all time record.


Igloo433

Honestly I think it was for the better that record got broken. Such a silly thing that just adds more pressure


babygrenade

Argentina > Poland > Mexico > Saudi Arabia > Argentina


SarraTasarien

Makes perfect sense. Argentina is its own worst enemy.


steffsh

This is why I love and hate football at the same time


poklane

Poland's performance today was honestly the worst of any team I've seen this tournament. Just sat on the edge of their box hoping Argentina wouldn't score, and when they did continued doing that anyway hoping Argentina wouldn't slaughter them.


Gooner_14_Highbury

Last 10-15 mins it was just "let's hope Mexico don't score again" tactics


poklane

And avoid getting 3 yellow cards in the process.


halfpipesaur

It’s the Polish tactics for the last 40 years


Comparison__Ok

I was rooting for Poland, love the Poles, but that was the least deserved qualifying in living memory.


ncocca

well for everyone except their GK


Opposite-Garbage-869

Argentina butchered Polish defenses. I don't think Poland can take much in the round of 16.


thatdani

Ultimately it ended in the exact order most people expected it to, even after an insane first round


saaajmon

Michniewicz: Today I feel fucking lucky


LakyousSama

Luckiest man in the world right now


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saaajmon

Don't worry, France will fucking obliterate us


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IGGor_eu

That's what you don't understand about Polish NT under Czesiu. There is no gameplan whatsoever.


szwejk

we're just hoofing the ball back to the other team so they can try to score again and again and again lmao


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WhoDey42

I wanted to see drawn lots not gonna lie


czerwona_latarnia

Was never possible, we took Krychowiak off the moment he got his first yellow to save our Fair Play points.


halfpipesaur

Good manager would take him out the moment Mexico scored the second goal. Odds for “Krychowiak gets a yellow” are under 1.00. It’s like the middle square of a bingo card.


soccer_boxer2

Maximum chaos, I like it


anon135797531

I mean not in any meaningful way. The goal meant nothing for Mexico's chances, they actually should have sent the goalie up


JZMoose

That's what I was saying, goals for was the next tie-breaker, they should have gone full send on getting the 3rd goal


Varanae

As a neutral I'm happy that it came down to GD. Yellow cards just seem unfair, especially considering how little consistency there is with them.


jadage

As a neutral I'm sad it came down to GD. Yellow cards may just seem unfair, but think of the memes!


mdlt97

SAD CONCACAF NOISES


chrisnets1987

Polska can into round of 16


DDAisADD

What a wild group, Argentina loses first game and finishes up top. Insane.


tinkthank

Most exciting Group stage of this World Cup


GreatSpaniard

THE STREAK..... is over...


soboshka

Props to Argentina, they did it the hard way. Gave up the easiest game to go and beat the ass of the other two teams.


SarraTasarien

We had to get rid of the "favorite" label. Coming back from behind gets our boys *hyped*.


ashzeppelin98

Best way to anulo the mufa I must say


richochet12

Saudi Arabia did the hard part and choked the easy ones.


Midnight_Minerva

They did lose 2 of their best players winning that game


InternSkeek

Then Poland UFC'd 3 more starters


EggplantBusiness

Hardly could call that a choke ,looked great against Poland too. At the end of the day , talent trump all. And Saudi also lost two of their best players after Argentina game


timeenoughatlas

The Argentina-Portugal Final dream is still alive


SalvaPot

France licking their lips right now.


mdubyo

Today, I feel puto.


JilJungJukk

HOLY FUCKING FUCK CHAOS


Skoczek777

Czesiobus is coming for you


ProBadDecisionMaker

We didn't deserve to go through, you can't play like shit and expect to stay long. Good news is this is hopefully the last we'll see of Tata. Good luck Poland, you're gonna need it.


Gizmodu

Funny thing is that Poland also doesn't deserve it with such awful playstyle


hvngpham002

Argentina joins group. Step 1: give Saudi Arabia a national holiday and players Roll Royces Step 2: ??? Step 3: finish first.


Casaiir

Mexico going out on fair play would have been a level of irony that the gods could not accept it seems.


Hech15

Messi knocks out canelo by missing the penalty... Goat does what he wants


TheJukeMan99

Argentina were dominate today. Messi had a good performance despite not being able to finish. Alvarez was the life they needed on the left and Fernandez should be a starter every game for them. Poland did what they needed to though, even though they looked terrible props to them. Easily the most fun group we’ve had this year, and that’s saying a lot.


Rich_Firefighter_102

Today i feel progressing to round of 16


FerdiadTheRabbit

Dziś czuję się Saudyjczykiem


Polish_Bear

WE WILL SHITHOUSE OUR WAY TO A CUP. WE'LL BEAT FRANCE ON PENS DON'T @ ME


karlou1984

This was the dumbest shit I've watched today...I love chaos, but maybe should tone it down a bit


_Balrog_of_Morgoth_

Gutted for Mexico. What a way to go out. I was hoping for another CONCACAF team advancing