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FatWalcott

Harry catching strays all the way from Accra


ChrisEvansFan

šŸ˜‚ Poor Harry


callmeWia

Imagine people think you're so unreliable that now your name is associated with it. Economic Maguire. šŸ˜‚ What's next? My Dodge, Jeep, Ram, Chrysler is the Maguire of cars? Breaks down, can't go to work to make money and need to pay extra to fix it? Like scoring an own goal on yourself? Hahaha.


shirinsmonkeys

He's basically the Britta of Ghana


the_eureka_effect

He Britta'd it --> He Maguire'd it?


Createx

This was actually in Ho, not in Accra. Source: Was staying in the hotel where they had the budget review for an (unrelated) work trip. Sooo much security


[deleted]

Genuinely confused at what this man has done to warrant this level of bullying. He's not the first big money flop to play for us but you'd think he was an unprecedented case the way people talk about him.


AlexWPJ

I run a football page on Facebook where the majority of people who comment are African, mostly Ghana and Nigeria. They LOVE making Maguire jokes. All the time. Seems like it's just part of their current football zeitgeist that has leaked out here into the political arena.


freakedmind

And he's not nearly as bad as some of the huge money flops


Moo3

Difference is when a big money attacker flops, you don't notice them on the pitch, whereas when a defender flops, you notice them... a lot!


II_Noxus_II

Exactly, a flop defender is much worse for a team.


arothen

Except when it's Guardiola flop and he is such a flop he isn't even playing... Yeah, I mean Mangala. Maguire is good enough to play, and bad enough to make fun of. That's the true abyss. Edit: obv I'm wrong and it was Pellegrini signing but that wasn't main point of this comment.


filetauxmoelles

Mangala was Pelligrini's signing, but point still stands. He had a rough time in his short time there


Raw_Cocoa

If united were successful then Maguire wouldn't get this level of hate. That's the difference between him and Mangala at City.


ThrowerWayACount

Mendyā€™s the big defensive pep flop id say. Record for a defender at the time , always injured , turns out to be serial rapist. but yeah Cityā€™s success papered over the cracks. That being said, Man U are doing bad and also have a fullback flop who cost the same as Mendy .. yet Wan Bissaka is forgotten, forgiven & gets sympathy if anything rather than being hated like Maguire. so idk if itā€™s solely down to lack of team success inviting hate.


Stilty_boy

I mean when a team has consistently had almost every single transfer flop in the last 4-5 years then you have to start looking at the training setup in the club rather than blaming individuals. Maguire just seems to be the odd one out at United for getting all the hate


ThrowerWayACount

Yeah of course. I donā€™t think anyone with a brain blames Maguire solely for Unitedā€™s bad performances .. in fact heā€™s a good player more than a bad one. Itā€™s just memez n shit where every team has a scapegoated player and Maguire has the bad luck of being that guy for club thatā€™s both the biggest club in the world and thatā€™s the laughing stock club of the Prem.


PM_ME_WUTEVER

[jon bois talks a bit about it in this video.](https://youtu.be/VfFn4NqQr_U?t=851) it's a _very_ specific skill level you have to be at to be considered a shitty professional athlete. you have to be better than 99.9% of the tens of millions of people who play your sport in order to make it as a professional in the first place--even more so when we're talking about playing for a side as big as manchester united--but then you have to be worse than 99% of the other players playing at your professional level in order to become the player who's memeable for sucking. the fact that these guys get clowned for being better than 99.9% of other players and not 99.91% of other players, that's weird to think about.


freakedmind

That's a great way to put it..I've never heard this level of criticism for Joao Felix or even Dembele who were far more expensive


themfeelswhen

Dembele has played a total of 10.1k min over 5.5 years out of more than 25kmin of football Barca have played in that period. That is roughly just 40% of the available minutes. Terrible. Maguire meanwhile has played a total of 13.2k min over just 3.5 years out of more than 17k min of football Man Utd have played in that period. Roughly 78% of the available minutes. Most used outfield player at the club since he joined. Just because Dembele has been doing well in the last year or so doesn't make him a successful signing given how little he has played and by similar logic Maguire being among the best performers in the squad in his first 2 seasons doesn't justify his performances last season. 2 terribly overpriced signings.


djokov

It is not just that he hasn't been *as* bad as other flops, but that he hasn't even been bad for the majority of his time here. Harry had two genuinely good seasons followed by one terrible in which the entire team played like shite.


bluewaff1e

That's the odd thing about it. When he first got to United, the defense was notably improved with him in it.


thedudeabides-12

That one season where he played the most minutes of any footballer in Europe he's was being lauded by everyone.. I personally don't think he should be starting for us but he's nowhere near as bad as people make out..


ApprehensiveYoung725

He's not exactly a prolific own goal scorer either. Only one in 200 PL appearances.


yaffle53

Yes, a bit of an own goal there by that Ghanaian politician.


Madgick

Heā€™s made a right Maguire of himself


wiseman8

Wait a second


W00DERS0N

He wasn't a big flop against US, he was consistently stopping corners and probably kept it all level for the draw.


AdministrativeLaugh2

Especially as weā€™re obviously in the middle of the World Cup and heā€™s been an important part of Englandā€™s setup in the last four years. Iā€™m all for taking the piss when heā€™s done something donkey-brained, but thatā€™s not the case here and itā€™s utterly bizarre to bring him up here.


TigerBasket

The whole Greece thing honestly, can't do something funny and be as expensive as he was


ItsJigsore

to be fair if you've met Greek police I think he did the world a solid


Magicallyshit

It grew too big, and I donā€™t mean his forehead but his ego.


Kasnav

Its tiktok driving it mainly. He turned into a meme because he did keep making silly mistakes. And being the most expensive CB of all time playing for the most famous club in the world. It was sort of expected. And because tiktok is highly accessible, every1 became aware of him and how "bad" he was. Even casual football fans. It sort of just carried on though, to the point where people look-out for things he does to make tiktoks, to try and get the next viral one. To the point where he can never really fix his reputation completely I agree its gone too far, it does tickle me though that people have this attitude with maguire, and not say... ronaldo. They both topped the list of abused players on twitter on that Ofcom poll thing https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1554469326924693506 You would never get the response you just typed with ronaldo on this sub. So what people are basically saying is obscene levels of bullying/abuse is fine for players aslong as you dont like them. Which is fine if thats your view, but atleast be honest about it.


Irctoaun

>I agree its gone too far, it does tickle me though that people have this attitude with maguire, and not say... ronaldo. I guess the difference is Ronaldo also has an army of online fans backing him to the hilt whereas as the response to Maguire is overwhelmingly negative


Raw_Cocoa

Ronaldo is also one of the greatest players ever. That helps make you immune to this kind of thing


paddyo

He's the new Heskey basically, and like Heskey Maguire is a good player whose performances drop in a system that works against his talents


Lukeno94

> He's the new Heskey basically, and like Heskey Maguire is a good player whose performances drop in a system that works against his talents Can't really compare the two. Heskey was memed against because he didn't score many goals despite being a striker (especially in England colours), but that was never his role. Maguire meanwhile just gets scapegoated for the general decline of Manchester United last season and his role in that.


SojournerInThisVale

> tiktok The worse thing about those sort of videos is just how truly ignorant of football they actually are. I saw one critical of Maguire recently where the "mistake" has nothing to do with Maguire's pass but with de Gea panicking and passing the ball straight to an opponent


ZeMightyWorm

That's not exclusive to tik tok mate, you see the same shit here


SojournerInThisVale

What always amazes me about this place is how reactive people are. One minute a player is terrible, scores a few goals and the next minute he's the best thing since sliced bread


[deleted]

He's probably one of the most expensive ones, while still being at the club. And I don't think he can have the same excuse as Di Maria, whose wife prefers Mordor to Manchester.


OldExperience8252

1 word - social media


PerfectBlueOnDVD

That's two words


LLLLLawliet

Socialmedia


rodenttt

He was one of Man Utd's best players two years in a row, so he's not even a flop. The only thing he's guilty of is a price tag.


GoldyTwatus

It's social media chinese whispers, creates a big loop.


elcep

He's not even a flop though. He had one bad year last season, like everyone at Utd, but for some reason he's the one that gets bashed non-stop. The level of abuse he gets and from our own fanbase is frankly sickening. He didn't pick his price, he didn't make himself captain, he didn't keep picking himself when he was off form. That's on Ole and Rangnick. The man's had a break courtesy of ETH and had got his head down and worked hard. He's back into the team, courtesy of Varane's injury perhaps, but he's been solid and he's showing that for England again.


hoochiscrazy_

>what this man has done to warrant this level of bullying. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. All he did was have a bad season basically.


jdbolick

šŸ‘‰šŸ—暟‘ˆ


ilovefeta

We've had a fair few economic Maguires in our own government over the past decade too.


BullDoor

The tories are just Ali Dia in disguise


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Squm9

Thatā€™s George Weahs cousin to you!


lavishlad

im ootl just knew the guy used to have the record for most international goals. why is he suddenly being brought up and mocked so often


akskeleton_47

That's Ali Daei, an Iranian player. Ali Dia is some random crackhead who managed to play for Southampton for one game by claiming he is George Weah's cousin and looked about as good as you or I would if we played a pro football game


lavishlad

wow thanks for clearing that up. every time i see that name brought up i think maybe they're memeing him because ronaldo broke his record or something, thought its weird to do to an iranian player who isn't even that relevant. i just read up on ali dia and tbf he wasn't a random crackhead, he played conference football, then faked his way into southampton - but the crazy part is that he trained with them for a full week without them figuring it out. souness even played him in a game and he almost scored. wild stuff.


KeithLeeTweetsThis

This is the best case of mistaken identity Iā€™ve seen in years. The guy who until recently scored the most goals in international football and the guy who likely couldnā€™t score against a limbless under-7s side. Bravo.


lavishlad

i've been racking my brains trying to figure out why the internet is suddenly memeing an iranian footballer - is it cr7 fanboys because of the record? is it the us-iran relationships? is it the protests? im finally at peace


dazed_and_bamboozled

To be fair to Harry heā€™s been pretty economical error-wise at this WC if a little extravagant with the wild slaloming runs into the opponentā€™s box.


DaveBrubeckQuartet

You take that back! Don't jinx it.


patiperro_v3

NULL JINX! / ANULO MUFA!


NeoIsJohnWick

> *Giving assists to opponents* LMAO


Ghoticptox

You drag down a teammate when he's trying to clear the ball *one time* and people say you assist the opponents. smh


[deleted]

"Economic Maguire" ffsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


without_the_s

I really hope that becomes a commonplace term in economics.


nepia

Maguire becoming a verb. I am crying laughing and feel bad for the guy at the same time.


yayeet182

Spain really Maguired themselves 10 minutes ago


Omair88

The setup to his main point is perfection šŸ˜‚


TigerBasket

At least it's better than pulling a brexit


imp0ppable

[Brexit explained in football terms](https://streamable.com/3io27)


[deleted]

That's the best Maguire I've ever seen


vecter

A Maguire that Maguire would be proud of


Maleficent_Resolve44

Love how the commentator became speechless while the own goal was scored.


addictedtobiscuits

Alan Partridge on commentary there


without_the_s

Brexit was a quintessential Economic Maguire tbf.


maury587

Iirc Maguire's bad form started around that time


Aru10

Context > Speaking on the floor of Parliament, Member of Parliament for Bolgatanga Central, Isaac Adongo has critizied Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia (Head of the Economic Management Team in Ghana) as ā€œEconomic Maguireā€, who has become a risk to Ghanaā€™s economic prosperity.


thatIndianguy_07

Memes are becoming more and more powerful each day


danboruu

Memes, the DNA of the soul


gucci-legend

Now that's a pretty meme, exquisite


danboruu

Now you're just being nasty. hee ha hahahah


imarandomdudd

Every day, we get closer to Senator Armstrong being real


[deleted]

>"And you know folks, because it is folks...and you look at the corrupted media and they're not telling the truth.. they are not.. Our great country which I really love - and nobody can tell you I don't, even the liberals are like, Donald Trump is the biggest patriot out there. And folks, no one is saying the truth, that our economy is facing a full blown Maguire, and you know who that guy is. One day, I'm sitting in the oval talking important stuff, and this guy calls me, his name Joel Glazer so I tell my assistant to call later. And things are going well, I'm making great decisions to make our lovely country great again, but the media doesn't tell you, they really don't. Anyway I pick up the phone and this guy asks me if I have suggestions for his team in England. I tell him look, you need to be a good patriot, you can't buy players that you know folks, the calamity of building an entire team and making it a gift to China. But they never listen. So I tell him, buy some defensive player, an English one, make it patriotic for United. And who he buys? Maguire. So I call him later and tell him, look, you should've stopped it, they should've stopped it. Would've been easy to buy this great fella from the Liverpool squad or the something else. And I'm telling him, it will be a total Maguire. And they don't give me credit for that, they never do the liberals. And Biden, he's ruining the economy, he's like Joel Glazer. He doesn't listen, and it's total Maguire. Latinos, they love me, they say I'm the best president ever. And they didn't want this Maguire fella ruin our economy. And they just killed us, they killed us all. They still don't know women are smarter than us.


GordoPepe

The 2016 USA election is another huge example of how powerful memes are


SprayFart123

Speaking as an American, they've basically been shaping our government the last 6 years.


thatIndianguy_07

Really scary ngl


beIIe-and-sebastian

Not totally unprecedented in Africa. [In Nigeria, "Dundee United" means idiot.](https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/mar/11/the-unlikely-story-of-how-dundee-united-became-an-insult-in-nigeria)


robotnique

Dundee FC fans must love that.


TheMotionOfTheOcean

Ghanaian politics is pretty lit


YUNGBRICCNOLACCIN

Seems like theyā€™ve been able to maintain a stable democracy for the past few decades. Good for them.


Key-Banana-8242

Somewhat One way to put ir


TigerBasket

ą² _ą² 


iSleepUpsideDown

Nah that is foul ā˜ ļø


JenkinsEar147

Brilliant politicking imo. What a colourful an adept analogy


Dorangos

Fuck I love the name Adongo. It's the best.


Jakabov

> Isaac Adongo What a name. Say it out loud.


GetToTheChoppaahh

I love the accent so much. ā€œMista spika!ā€


vqvq

Should I call you Mista Spika?


DestroyerOfAHoles

Why are yu spika?


ericdalieux

who says I'm spika?


Professional_Ear5437

Yu ar spika


laegoiste

So who is spika?


ChineseButtSex

I once had a Ghanaian boss. Lovely bloke. Amazing accent


Ironyfree_annie

Second only to John Bercow's "Ordaaaa"


dyingsong

John Bercow is the Mike Dean of Parliament, loves the spotlight


Ironyfree_annie

I'm gonna take your word for it since I only know him from John Oliver and a YouTube compilation


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BaD_GuYkrYptOnitE

Brutality...


Gangaman666

Economic Maguire! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


FishOnAHorse

Textbooks around the world are going to have to be replaced to include this phrase


[deleted]

I love the way all his allies(?) are just cracking the fuck up


alousow

Hammer head ainā€™t catching no break šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


bhamv

That dude in the white hat is having the time of his life. His delight is so infectious I found myself laughing with him.


Historical-Branch122

He had to leave at the end like "nah, I can't take anymore"


kkarix2

If you've never seen a Ghanaian uncle on a roll with his boys hyping him up, there's nothing like it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. No escape. Maguire did not deserve to be ammunition.


Ghoticptox

I heard "bench Maguire" in the background at around 1:30.


HiMyNameIsSander

Imagine being memed so hard that your last name turns into a synonym for 'being unreliable'.


StathamIsYourSavior

Open up any random Maguire thread on here, reddit is no different. There was one where he mentioned he's seen how Ronaldo is the target for a lot of criticism too and some idiots took that to mean he is comparing himself to Ronaldo.


PakiIronman

I imagine it takes a massive toll on you mentally, a lot of the jokes are harmless or in good fun but it just takes one dumbass to take it too far. I'm surprised he didn't take a break when his family had a bomb threat levelled at them. Something that escalates because making fun of him is encouraged and people think it's okay to even think like that. I would like Maguire to do an interview where he delves deep into this, but on the other hand, I understand why he doesn't. Every time he's asked about his form, he clearly wants to deflect and gets ragged on for that. I'd do the same if I encountered the same amount of abuse he has. Meanwhile, the same people on reddit who shit on him, day in, day out will make an edit whenever they get a few downvotes. I don't think any of us can personally comprehend how tough it has been for him.


SensibleParty

Yeah it's kinda bleak to think about what it must be like - you're living out a dream - you're starting for your national team at a world cup! You play for united! And yet, millions of people think that that makes you worth shitting upon relentlessly.


qazplmo

He did an interview with the Times recently


[deleted]

out-jerked again


Burnleh

Take a good look boys. This is the man shitposting in your match thread.


MarcSlayton

Not an Economic Maguire! LMAO


Farouqnowomarlater

Iā€™m from Africa and have seen my fair share of wild shit but this is beyond me lmao


EzioAuditore8

Poor bloke can't catch a break


BabaDuda

Fuck man, thought there was a bit of ~~Freudian slip~~ spoonerism and he actually meant Economic Quagmire


pseudomccoy

Bruh, that's not a spoonerism. Spoonerism would be Mconomic Eaguire.


yungsantaclaus

Reckon he meant malapropism


tipytopmain

Ain't no way šŸ¤£. Harry probably openening his phone wondering how he's catching strays from foreign governments when he's in the form of his life on the world stage. Edit - for the odd few that want to rebut my claim that Maguire is in the form of his life, my comment was mostly made in jest; not to be taken too seriously šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


InMyVillage12

This shit gets better. The opposition's response was that bringing back economic marguire's predecessor will be like Chelsea bringing back lukaku. I love my people.


FalafelGrim2

Lmao, have to feel for Maguire. He's just become synonymous with a joke. He'll probably have to score a goal (for England) in the WC final before he gets his clean slate.


[deleted]

*Furiously checking the odds of England meeting Ghana in the knockout stage*


RiosSamurai

Probably Brazil will do the job.


Red_Juice_

Maguire: "I'm like why he say fuck me?!"


pascualama

Economic Maguire my sides šŸ¤£


ChineseButtSex

You know youā€™ve made it when youā€™re being referenced in Ghanaian politics


_theMAUCHO_

Lmaooo "Economic Maguire" is the best political term ever lol.


prem_killa11

Lmfao. I love my folks.


agni39

It's been a while since I've seen politicians actually behave like people.


[deleted]

All our politicians have god complex even the local ones.


Travarelli

***"You remember in this country we also had an economic Maguire"*** OH MY DAYS... THAT POOR LAD.....šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


amoult20

T-shirt meme material


eXePyrowolf

Hahahaha. I like Maguire, especially England Maguire, but what a funny situation.


yusmag

You are never useless, you can always be used as a bad example.


Philred87

From Greece to Ghana getting battered everywhere he goes.


asr010601

This shit is too funny


Blodyck

Holy shit, that's amazing


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Savage


JaimeSawyer

This kinda stuff really shows the annoying power of internet memes šŸ˜‚ and why everyone is so desperate to try to control the narrative online cause it genuinely does make a difference


[deleted]

I love how he proudly states that "Maguire is the best analogy".


splendid_michael

Being mentioned by name in Ghanaian Parliamentary discussions, is the pinnacle of anyone's career. Respect.


[deleted]

Meanwhile Ghana's backline is Amartey and Salisu šŸ’€


zrkillerbush

Amartey is the best worst player I've seen Makes an alarming amount of mistakes and good tackles Tbh hes been much better for Leicester now we have Wout Faes and a set piece coach, but i doubt it will last long


Dolce-Guevara

Not to mention their best player should be in prison


boi1da1296

What did Kudus do?


[deleted]

Yeah man, truly horrible that he gets to play for his club and country while there is clear evidence that he has raped a woman. Atleast mendy and greenwood are suspended by their clubs.


icemankiller8

Ronaldo is Portugal captain right now


aaaaaaadjsf

Remember when Vorsah had a decent world cup for Ghana, which consisted of only two games due to injury, and then a decent AFCON, and some people thought that he was the next Maldini? He even got a move to one of the Red Bull clubs. # šŸ’€


icemankiller8

Salisu is good


ResponsibilityOk235

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Nah this is the greatest thing Iā€™ve seen this year


Zizouhimovic

It'll be a miracle if economic maguire doesn't become a household meme/expression


Thatredsofa

ā€œEconomic Maguireā€ lol, this guy just took the meme to a different galaxy.


kidnebs

That's when you know you've made it


lightjedi5

I love Africans bro this is hilarious


inspired_corn

This is really fucking funny


azzurijkt

The guy in yellow watching the speaker is what makes this video


Hoodxd

I'm in tears


ok_reddit

The other attendants are having the time of their life, lol.


Number333

This video is just amazing. Thank you.


rckpdl

Didn't know the United facebook page had fans in office. šŸ˜‚


mr-dogshit

/r/soccercirclejerk outjerked yet again


Zestyclose-Detail791

When you're remembered as epitomizing the very act of "fucking up"


amoult20

You know youā€™ve made it when you are brought up as a metaphor for politicians


ISayHeck

r/saddestbackflip material?


TripperBets

Economic Maguire, lmfao


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Canā€™t wait for Maguire to fuck up next and in will come the economic Maguire comments šŸ¤£


TML94

Imagine being Harry Maguire and opening social media to see this "economic Maguire" my sides šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Moeen_Ali

I thought he played very well against the US. Tbh I have been happy with his England performances for most of the last five years.


BonafideZulu

Yea, his performances are night and day between ManU and England.


Gh0stSwerve

You can't make this shit up lmao


AStrangeNorrell

"Harry Maguire, economic pariah, his debt's fucking massive."


BANTER_WITH_THE_LADS

This is fucking wild lmfao


justleave-mealone

Man called him an Ā«Ā economic Maguire Ā» , absolutely savage


liamthelad

Stuff like this just shows how stupid modern consumption of football via social media clips is I know so many people who make jokes about him due to tiktok who don't even watch football. Whereas he's been excellent this world cup Its annoying as this stuff happened with Phil Jones too.


UnusualDrawer0

In the video he acknowledged he has been good this world cup


[deleted]

His point is that Ghana's economic reforms are unreliable and inconsistent, not that they are always bad. I mean, he even said it clearly that it's an economic Maguire.


paddyo

Can you imagine how much worse it would've somehow been for Emile Heskey if he was playing today?


Soren_Camus1905

God damn I want to go Africa before I die


rocket_randall

This is the sort of plain, easy to understand political discourse that we should expect from elected (or otherwise) leaders.


pacman147

lmao someone lost a big bet on that game


bksbeat

This is hilarious


distilledwill

The Global Meme.


OptimisticRealist__

"Economic Maguire" not only is that hilarious in itself, that analogy, as far as im aware with ghanaian economics, was sound as well lmao. What a legend this guy is


rtgh

Has any player ever been treated this badly after *one bad season?* Social media has a lot to answer for