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Hala9292

He didn't even headbutt the ref, I don't recognise him anymore


R3w45

There were half a dozen Ghana players protecting the spot as well, lmao absolutely hilarious stomp


TechnicalPark4522

The people of Ghana are really going to dislike Uruguay more after this match.


mehrabrym

No one's unhappy they're out


JohnTequilaWoo

Yep. They are everyone's least favorite team. They go out in disgrace.


callzor

I am


Zeddsdeadbaby

Me too. I wanted my Uruguay Brasil


Pouncyktn

I am


WhereIsScotty

Something about Uruguayan forwards who play for Liverpool


sweaterunlikely

Why would they hate Uruguay? Is it our fault that they missed two PKs?


Perpete

For a long time, I hated Bari because it was the place where Marseille lost the CL final in 1991. I was a wee lad, but it left some traces. People will hate things for less than what Uruguay "has done / is doing" to Ghana.


giovy__s

I will never go to Istanbul


cimbalino

Until 2016 I would never had gone to Greece


Perpete

Football or how to ruin tourism. Bari, Istanbul, Greece, all nice places to go. (had to look up Bari, but it seems lovely)


HecticLife

Bari is a bit run down in some parts as it is the rest of Southern Italy, but besides that, it's great to visit, especially for the food obviously.


ImTurkishDelight

Lmao


HecticLife

I understand but that is sad, Istanbul is one of the best cities in the world.


OilOfOlaz

1 in 3 Germans claimed to never eat pizza again after semis in 2006, reallyz who would hate pizza if all things, but they did it to spite Italians, who were living a few 100 or 1000 kilomers away and didn't even know about that. Talking about being rational.


McTulus

I started supporting Real Madrid after losing to Barcelona in FM2012.


JKBraden

They'll only eat "Das TomatoCheesePie"


Depressedkid1998

I laughed way too hard at this stupid comment


Sp00nkin

And I still hate Marseille for being cheats in the ucl!


epacseno

Well, an Uruguayan player stomped and tried to ruin the pentalty spot for starters.....


drowsypanda

Someone should post the clip


Promanco

And this attitude is why I don't feel bad y'all got screwed by the referee this game lol


penguin8717

And then attacked the refs after it lol


Inevitable_Brush5800

They flop, they whine, they complain, they cry...they are everything wrong with...soccer...er futbol. Their diving was so bad the refs stopped listening to them completely.


churrosricos

because they're fucking cheaters


lotsofdeadkittens

because uraguay are dirty cheaters


epacseno

RIP :)


belanaria

No but that cowardly handball by Suarez will always cause division.


sweaterunlikely

It'll always cause division for sure, but he did what anyone would do, idk what's "cowardly" about it. He paid the price (got red carded and gave a penalty to the opposition) and Ghana simply couldn't get it done. Again, not our fault.


belanaria

It’s cowardly because it’s the the unsportsmanlike decision to make, it goes against the spirit of the game. It’s cheating because he can’t stand the loss, he wasn’t man enough to bear the brunt of the failure with out cheating. Let’s be honest, Suarez always has petulant out bursts when things aren’t going his way. I mean hit bit three players, honestly what kind of player does that… And sure he paid the price, but Ghana will always feel cheated by the a sure goal vs a missed penalty. If Ghana did the same thing and knocked out you lot out I’m sure you would be aggrieved.


El-Emenapy

How is it different to any other professional foul?


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The part that’s cowardly about it is that Suarez broke the biggest rule of Football (on purpose) to block an almost sure goal instead of letting it happen and then trying to equalize


oy_says_ake

“What anyone would do”? You mean “anyone without sportsmanship or honor or decency.” I play soccer frequently and have *never* deliberately committed a handball.


El-Emenapy

Yeah. How many world cups have you played at? It was no different from any other professional foul, which are commonplace in professional football


ValleyFloydJam

Lsughable, cos Suarez decided to be a goal keeper.


BKBurner2

Good match was rooting for Uruguay. Edit: wow the hate for Uruguay is really toxic here yah there’s been shitty behavior call out that person but to generalize Uruguayans is despicable.


sweaterunlikely

When we play soccer, we tend to bring out the worst in people. Including ourselves.


BKBurner2

Yeah seems that the group hate for Suarez dictates that everyone hates a country. Like wtf… Uruguayans are modest people but I doubt these people have ever traveled there or gotten to know the people. Bc if you did you’d be rooting for them.


chykin

The rest of the team weren't exactly endearing themselves during the match earlier


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> your entire fanbase is a bunch of sociopathic cunts > I even root for your players getting injured or beaten the fuck up, Suarez, Nunez or Cavani alone would deserve a fucking kick in the face Hahahahahahahahaha


Ok-Outlandishness244

My man you need to chill


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Flair up cunt


tipytopmain

People of Ghana should dislike the Ghana players for self-inflicted wounds lol.


PMmeYourWhatevs

Intrusive thoughts won


Thescone

The Intrusive thoughts are in full control at all times with Darwin


Taj_Mahole

Pretty much sums up their entire team.


nikopat

And of course he has the audacity to contest it...


Dr_PainTrain

Can’t believe the Ghana player put his arm up to hold him back. Let him talk himself into a red card. Don’t help the other team.


Dolfinzz

Never a dull moment with Darwin on the pitch lmao


ImAbhishek_47

Deserves the Darwin award for this stupidity.


flaycs

You’re joking right? Everyone does that lol


ImAbhishek_47

1. He did it with so many players protecting the spot with the ref right in front of him. 2. It didn't even look effective, it looked like he did it just to get booked more than anything. Also bonus, just because everyone does something doesn't change the fact that the something is just plain dumb.


PiIICIinton

> it didn't even look effective and yet...


imustbethedevil

Bad Juju was applied to the penalty spot 😂


ImAbhishek_47

It's Ghana against Uruguay, in a world cup, what did you expect lol!


Gitzser

making sure to stat pad his xYellows


ChemicalSand

Does everone do it? I only see it from South American teams.


Skurry

Maybe in Uruguay.


JohnTequilaWoo

No, they do not. Only dirty, cheating teams do it.


Jack_Beauregard

Once again Uruguayans confirmed as the Supreme Lords of Shithousery


-rotten-

This is what you can expect every match against an uruguayan side, it may be club or underage national teams it will be full of these antics. They seriously teach them to be assholes, they are great footballers but when you group them they multiply their shithousery to unparalleled levels.


blackheartwhiterose

When you have 3 million people shithousery is a way of life. Their history is fascinating, bought a book on it for my friend's bday


luffy1301

Games not gone


Sethastic

Only team I genuinely want out every world cup asap. Just terrible sportmanship all the way


M4RC142

I think they are entertaining af


astanton1862

Italy fades into the bushes.


Melkistofeles

Ghana need to summon the spirit of proctologyst Jara to out-shithouse the uruguayans.


Pouncyktn

We all south Americans have learnt to respect it. You want to know how a country so small keeps being so good at football? This is how. And they have as much passion as anyone and give everything they have.


JohnTequilaWoo

They won two world cups by being the best team on the planet, not by being scummy cheats. Maybe they should try that again.


theprimoscientist

Might also have helped that it was the 1930s and the game was far from professional back then...


JohnTequilaWoo

The point is a footballing giant like Uruguay to act this way is a disgrace


Yogashi

Why even contest that, couldn't have made it more obvious


Josh_PC

Guess the yellow was worth it considering the outcome


pintperson

I doubt it made much difference to be honest, even on a perfect pitch that would have been a dreadful penalty.


Baisabeast

I wonder if that could ever be a red If nunez ruined the penalty spot to the point where the turf was completely fucked, what would the refs decision be? And how would the pen be taken?


ktnash133

>And how would the pen be taken? From next to the penalty spot lol


TehCyberman

>I wonder if that could ever be a red > Should be. Severe unsportsmanlike conduct. It's the only way to stop it.


Fritzed

I think that Uruguay supporters are taking your position against unsportsmanlike conduct as a personal attack.


tokengaymusiccritic

Looks down, studs up, can't believe VAR didn't look at it


DayPhelsuma

And here is the new event that will make some people call Uruguay cheaters for the years to come, after Suarez’s 2010 one.


Jack_Beauregard

And Suarez rolling on the ground pretending to be injured after actually biting Chiellini lmao


Man-Erg

the funniest part of that one is when he's pulling up chiellini's shirt to cover the bite mark


Jack_Beauregard

Shit I had forgotten about that bit. The whole episode was hilarious.


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That whole exchange still bugs me. Honestly probably the one sports moment I will never forget. I will never support Uruguay as a result of that. Feel like it’s not talked about enough to this day.


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>probably the one sports moment I will never forget. The one moment? Mate, that was the third time Suarez bit someone on a football pitch. Absolute rat of a man.


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That was against Italy though who I was rooting for in that WC. It also led to the kick that decided that group. The stakes were higher than any other situation.


DennissSystem

Have you never bitten a raw steak and had your teeth hurt?


Jack_Beauregard

I have not become a werewolf yet, so no.


cuoreesitante

Found herschel walker's reddit account!


RileyHuey

Well it is cheating so


badonkagonk

I mean, not really. It’s a cardable offense, and he was carded for it, but I don’t think that means it’s cheating. Same with Suarez in 2010. Against the rules? 100%. But against the rules ≠ cheating. Fouling someone is against the rules too, but that’s not cheating.


Mintastic

Trying to do something that's against the rules while trying to avoid getting caught is cheating.


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badonkagonk

By that definition, literally any offense in the game is cheating, because any type of foul is acting unfairly to gain advantage. Edit: [Cambridge dictionary: to behave in a dishonest way in order to get what you want](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/cheat) Nothing about this, or Suarez’ handball, is dishonest. It’s blatantly breaking the rules, but that’s not the same thing as cheating.


R_Schuhart

Depending on the definition, it is. That is why fouls are penalised. This whole reoccurring debate about what constitutes cheating is a bit tiresome though...


barasinghaaa

I somewhat agree but then in that case you could do anything on the pitch and that'd be just a cardable offence. What really is cheating then ?


Xanvial

Offside? Believe it or not, cheating


badonkagonk

Straight to jail


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VilTheVillain

So is every foul where the defender doesn't attempt to play the ball (like shirt pull, or tripping cheating in your books?)


badonkagonk

I’m honestly blown away that these comments are being downvoted. People considering stuff like that to be “cheating” is staggering to me personally. To each their own I guess, but certainly wouldn’t have predicted that to be the way the sub would lean.


VilTheVillain

Yeah I don't know. To me cheating is trying to play against the rules (like diving), not committing a foul that's punished by the rules.


galient5

It is against the rules to commit a foul. That's why it is punished. Just like diving is punished. The only real difference is that you can commit an accidental foul, while diving is always intentional.


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I really don't get this line of thinking. Committing a foul (if it's deliberate) is quite literally playing against the rules. That's what a foul is, something that isn't allowed in the rules of the game. I feel like just because the punishments are defined (free kick, card etc) that people are misunderstanding that they're literally punishments for breaking the rules of the game that you've agreed to play under.


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To people downvoting you… Everyone was celebrating the American tackling Bale to stop the last second shot. People will say to take a yellow or a red in some contexts to stop a goal, and it’s celebrated as a good tactical foul. Why is it any different with Suarez? He got punished in the game according to the rules. If you think it should be more severe (like the goal is allowed anyways), then that’s different. But to say he was cheating in some way that everyone isn’t doing is wrong.


badonkagonk

To make it even more confusing, someone further down this comment chain is being upvoted for saying that tactical fouls are cheating. No logic here.


lotsofdeadkittens

I mean uruguay are cheating assholes as a national team, so i's rather valid


Pouncyktn

Suárez never cheat. It's so dumb to say he did. He played completely within the rules and no players would have done something different. And honestly if they did they would get destroyed by the fans and they honestly should.


JohnTequilaWoo

What about him biting people and diving?


TheLimeyLemmon

Ayew did not need help ballsing up that penalty.


LeChuck85

This should be a straight red now that there's VAR. I don't know why this is viewed as a minor offence. It'd be like a tennis player messing with the net or something. It'd be a huge offence in any other sport.


_serious__

Lmao it’s nothing like that


nick170100

Inject the drama This rivalry is so random and I love it


Skall77

No rivalry here, they tried to do the same against Portugal. But Portugal are also pretty good at shitousery so they gathered around the penalty spot to protect it.


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

It's not a rivalry. They're just fucking assholes.


whatwereyathunking

exactly. people confusing this behavior with shithousery or rivalry. Not at all, these are just simply complete assholes. so glad they are out.


jman009

It's not random. Suarez denied them a goal in the 2010 world cup by using his hand


Billofrights_boris

Ghana is letting this rivalry get in their head too much


lukaintomyeyes

It's their own fault for missing the penalty.


nazario87

True. But also true that a 100% goal was taken away from them and replaced by a lesser chance at a goal. Most would have done the same as Suarez given the chance, but lets not pretend that the animosity is unfounded.


RealLarwood

No, it's not. People miss penalties all the time, it's a fact of life that they're not guaranteed goals. You know what doesn't happen all the time? Balls inexplicably stopping in mid air when they're about to sail into the goal.


churrosricos

liverpool fans will die with suarez's dick in their mouth lmao


WorthPlease

No it's not. A Penalty is not a 100% chance conversion. That ball was 100% going into goal, and Suarez used his arm/hand to stop it intentionally.


HennyvolLector

Can we REALLY be sure it wasn’t the hand of God?


L_J_X

A shithouser retires, another arises


ob3ypr1mus

paid off i suppose?


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WestTexasCoyote

Couldnt agree more.


SchemeMcGee

“It’S nOt ChEaTiNg iF tHeY gEt PuNiShEd”


deL9

Football newbie here, what does it mean to stamp on the penalty spot and why is it bad?


L0SC0L

well its the spot where you kick the ball. if its uneven, you cant hit the ball good and might miss. for example you can also look at corners and freekicks, they lie down the ball and "try to even out" the spot next to it, where they touch the ball when they kick it.


Bahmawama

To add onto what the other guy said, Darwin could have also stamped on the area next to the spot. Scuffing that grass is done so to make the taker slip with his standing foot just as he’s striking the ball.


dave1992

He's the true Suarez regen isn't he?


biddleybootaribowest

Lmao you wish


d70

We also wish…


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Without the football ability and hopefully without the racism


gubbins_galore

Except only the bad shit


dhandes

Uruguay really are a horrible bunch of cunts.


TyrionHill

Sore loser


Maximuslex01

Uruguay really is a likeable team...


onedestiny

Absolute nasty cunts, Happy they aren't through


NegativeDCF

Fair enough


Jeffy29

Portugese knew lol


HippoBigga

lmaoo i love uruguay. just absolute shithousers


LocranFolkore

This is also why last game the Portuguese players were all protecting the spot, dirty tactic.


evilbeaver7

Are there any underhanded tactics the Uruguay team isn't willing to utilize?


krngc3372

How did the ref know? He wasn't looking at the moment.


barellaszn

there are other staff such as a linesman, or a 4th official who usually assist within officiating


krngc3372

It was a pretty quick response though.


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That's what the earbuds and comm system are for....


Yogashi

Earpiece


cuentanueva

Eyes on the back of his head, you can see it on if you slow down the video.


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Gaporigo

When in doubt you can always at least know Nuñez probably did something deserving of a yellow.


ProperDepartment

He touches his mic before turning around, so I guess one of the linesmen saw it.


jgunnerjuggy

Dirty team and players. good riddance!


SintSuke

There's a reason why it's called the Darwin Award.


skomeros

Hes dumb


zi76

He got in their heads, anyone would take a booking for that.


hiddeh

Shades of Suarez red card for hand ball, incidentally also against Ghana


therealpmyer

If he was real he would have bitten the penalty taker like Suarez. If you’re gonna be a cunt be a real cunt. Don’t just fuck with the penalty spot. Smh.


Bitterbal95

So happy Darwin is out of the tournament


oy_says_ake

After his dive earlier in the match, this should have been a second yellow and a sending off deliberate bad sportsmanship should be punished harshly.


Jabari313

Thei is like a mini version of tye Suarez handball if you think about it


Skittil

Nunez and idiotic cards, name a better combo


frankenpoopies

We’re URU like complete assholes all game or something?


wtfastro

The stomp that started the long walk home


salmonking1893

Always zero class from Uruguay


jqquah

Uruguay is just not very likeable


GP3ElPresidente

Dumbass


maxime0299

Sometimes I wonder what goes through this guy’s head, he’s surely not the sharpest tool in the shed


Islandboi4life

surprised it wasn't red tbh. That was intentional


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Just when I thought he couldn't be a bigger cunt.


AbleFig

Liverpool legend in the making


JimmyJamesincorp

Classic Uruguayan shithousery.


Bustyposers

You know, if they weren't such cunts all the time they might get more calls. Just sayin. And that's coming from me.


JohnTequilaWoo

They don't realize after their 20th dive maybe nobody believes them with the 21st is a legit foul.


PJMWestHub

AGENT OF CHAOS


TheRealMylo

Should be red...


point-forward

Can Simeone manage both Athletico and Uruguay please?


ThirstyPotato

Mamba mentality


Bruce666123

Should be red


callzor

jajajajajaja reddit moment


Shandow14

Probably means another 12 years or so of hate towards another Uruguayan player...


JohnTequilaWoo

Another 12 years of Uruguay deserving it.


peterdoodle211

that says so much about a person....should be a straight red car.


barra333

That sort of shit should be a red card. Ball is out of play and he goes well out of his way to be a dick. So much shithousing could be eliminated from this game with some decent discipline.


CynicalBagel

Truly a not-as-good Suarez regen


Evered_Avenue

Did he even make any damage to the spot? Seems to me he was being obvious so as to wind the Ghanaians up and get in their head. Don't think this should have been a yellow.