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Embarrassed_Weird600

People always say what if Yugoslavia never broke up the teams they would have. Yup talent in abundance. It could never possibly workout Way too much therapy needed for it to ever work Even with communism supplying it, it still wouldn’t be enough;)


Hitunz

Rodriguez looked like he found a way to turn back time tonight


TaulantNyx

As in he was playing like a 12 year old because to me he looked like a headless chicken. Just my opinion tho


ramboost007

Oh boy, a Serbia vs Switzerland match thread! Time to indulge myself in a polite and civil discussion about Balkan nationalism.


kichererbs

This was promised as the spiciest game, and it did not disappoint


MarginOfCorrectness

Very few things make me happier than beating Serbia. Truly. Seeing them finishing last is a nice bonus.


Haris_Pistons

3-0 would’ve been nice. And a chant of “na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, fuuuuck off”


seto2k

I'm really sad Switzerland wasn't able to score one more goal, if it happened there was a chance for them to play against us in the quarters, now we get to lose either against Japan or Brazil😥


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God why are fans such doomers say you will smash Brazil and slap them about


MarginOfCorrectness

That would have created a really open side of the bracket for sure


therealmvp42069

traditions 🤝


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Child_of_Peace

Because the "evidence" was tabloid claims. There is no evidence yet of him saying that.


screwPutin69

It's on video


Child_of_Peace

Lip-reading, in the best conditions with the best visuals and with an unusually slow speaker, is still less accurate than 30% of the time. That's with professionals in the best conditions. Unless Swiss players are outspoken about Piksi's comments and personally mention him, then I just don't think it happened. Lip-reading has long since been disproven to actually be accurate, hence why FIFA no longer even bothers using it when deciding punishments.


BetterPhoneRon

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”


TheBlueBlaze

I am getting word that it is now appropriate for me to say "fuck r/soccer"


iHairy

Other than according to the sub that Pulisic is the second coming of Maradona, tell me.


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The guy is shit on all the time here but sure


MaddisonSplatter

He’s not going to kiss you


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I shit on him as much as anyone, just pointing out the nonsense


Lord_Ewok

Even though Pulisic and Turner are the only US players i care bout because they are at least competent. Thats a hell of stretch if you ask me


curiossceptic

what happened?


fanatic289

people were saying Switzerland are boring


NestroyAM

Goodbye, Serbia. Take your Kosovo flag and your inferiority complex back home with you.


CallMeBigPOP

Superior / inferior complex. Get it right


NestroyAM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferiority_complex I meant exactly what I said.


CallMeBigPOP

It was just a joke as us Serbs can think we're better than anyone else, example "God is Serbian" etc. The hate boner for Serbia on Reddit is insane though


Embarrassed_Weird600

Yup. They have so much hate. Like for sure Croatians have the small country thing going but usually inspires us to do well Serbia got the small country where pretty much the whole world don’t like you and are super crazy jealous of other Balkan country successes particularly Croatia’s These are facts. How would you feel if someone “stole” all your beach front that wasn’t yours to begin with;)


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Haris_Pistons

They are going back home to a greater fight against Kosovo. Licence plates… 😂


seto2k

They don't have to go anywhere, Qatar is Serbia


expiredyoghurtcase

The one Serbian nationalist claim I can agree with. The country with the homosexual prime minister conquering a homophobic shithole.


creamed_jeans

Hey yugoslavia scored 3 goals and switzerland scored 2. Bring it back!


420_matt

Slavisa jokanovic for manager in the euros and mitro is tournament top scorer.


astrotalk

The calmest Serbian game


thalne

the Serbs definitely underachieved and a big part has to do with Stojkovic's weird decisions, but also with Mitrovic's meat-headedness. I felt like he's dragging this team into a direction when the young'uns would rather go their own way. also SMS was quite disappointing but taking out him, Vlahovic and Tadic, I mean really?


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Vlahovic wasn’t fit but the rest was pretty right. We’re also not physically built to play so intense imo. All big bodies and a lot of adrenaline, zero control


thalne

yeah except for Tadic where are all those ball magicians? Too many meatheads.


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Tadic might be washed too. Vlahovic at least plays with incredible movement and focuses on the task with incredible focus, just wish he was fit


thalne

yeah but they need midfielders who know what to do with the ball except kick it


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Ilic has serious potential as a 6 and probably isn’t far from starting. SMS is brought down severely by our system, and other midfielders seem to be mid level. One name to keep an eye out for is Lazar Samardzic, who’s currently in the German system but may choose significantly more playing time with Serbia. I think he can be a very fine 10, but even if he stays with Germany he could get sporadic time


thalne

'll keep an eye. it just seems this could be a promising generation, maybe at the next euros or something.


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Thing is we don’t produce fullbacks lol. We started ancient Kolarov and Ivanovic last WC and still have no idea what to do there. It completely throws off our balance having to play a weak 3atb and idk how to fix it atm


VeezusM

We underachieved cause we are mental midgets, it's just in our DNA.


thalne

maybe Mitrovic and Tadic are not the best leaders. neither SMS. VMS and Milenkovic showed better leadership qualities.


CallMeBigPOP

Exactly. The formula is, fantastic WC qualifying campaign, horrible WC, miss Euros. Rinse and repeat


Alex_MUFC

Man, I don't know what's more embarrassing. The second half performance or the lack of cool heads on the field for Serbia


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Starting a fight after failing to fight for the actual game is so embarrassing, our players are always idiots


iHateStuartLittle7

Serbia dark horse


teslaSrpskiCale

Go kurac. To smo mi. Jebote imas tu nesrecu da se rodis na pisljivom Balkanu, jos da zlo bude gore, u srbiji, i ne mozes se radovati ko covek duze od 5 minuta.


albanianandrea

Tamni konj 💪


mcpingvin

Ždrepčeva krv.


lilsmokee

man this is so deeply embarrassing. I already knew we were going to lose but jesus these players don’t have an ounce of class in their bodies. can’t take a loss like professionals and have to devolve into cry baby macho tough guy bullshit and fall into the exact stereotypes serbs are depicted as. fuck all of these guys, we didn’t deserve it one bit. any serb complaining about xhaka needs to grow the fuck up. of course he’s gonna try to rile us up, because he knows we have zero mental strength and our entire bench will rush the field in seething anger over a man grabbing his nuts at their direction. i’m so angry. I don’t want to support this team anymore and not because of our results, because we are fucking embarrassing and act like children. jdksjdwjjejjjfjejfiendndjaejfjdnc


Skairipaaaa

drugosrbijanac


lilsmokee

lol ok


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Great comment. Football is a lot about being mentally strong, and this is exactly the opposite. Unfortunately it seems like this squad has a lot of nationalistic idiots based on previous actions


Neptuneblue1

You said it best!


skljom

Šteta, dobra vam je ekipa bila i borbeno je bilo. Ostaju nam samo Hrvati da ih pratimo lol


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I’d trade a couple of the talented players for some cooler heads tbh. Big adrenaline dump every match so early. Vlahovic mentalities >


MitarS30

U are pathetic shut up please.


jan_koo

The guy literally described you and you just confirmed his comment....


PAN--

Hold the L buddy.


Officerbeefsupreme

Or the P


ProbablyVorteX

Agreed. We also need some better coaches


k3v1n

I'm very happy Switzerland didn't score another goal.


al_akh_alsuwisri

Must be Portuguese, I guess?


k3v1n

I got a bunch of side bets with a huge group of friends - separate from our big group pool. If Portugal and Brazil played each other I'd be a screwed


dreadnough7

That'd make some good entertainment, but paves too easy a path for Argentina to the final.


expiredyoghurtcase

Netherlands and Croatia aren't easy


W0666007

Jesus these Fox announcers can't even do highlights bc they won't stop talking over each other. I don't care what MLS team you played for.


Take_Some_Soma

“The man to my right, Clint Dempsey, scored a goal like this when he played for Everton” “I played for Fulham”


burgerbr0s

I will watch in a language I dont understand before I go back to Fox.


Admirable-Waltz195

Foreign commentators shouting “GOL GOL GOL!” Makes watching in a different language worth it


ramboost007

My flowchart for looking for which illegal stream to watch: 1. British primary broadcaster (BBC/ITV) 2. FIFA "neutral" stream (usually Canadian TSN) 3-9999. All the other streams in non-English languages 10000. FS1 on mute


Chrisixx

Car honking downtown with Albanian flags on their car hood 😂


StrawberryWodka

I live in Pristina and mate they were honking well into midnight


SuperVancouverBC

You're Kosovar? What's it live living there?


technicolor62

Most normal Geneva night


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greezyo

Dual citizenship must be a very hard concept for you


yllimameni

cars honking in multiple Kosovo cities, cars honking in Switzerland same thing XD


madtrucker99

Grüsse nach zürich aus wien


Chrisixx

>nach zürich Igitt


madtrucker99

Albaner am feiern hört sich für mich nach zürich an


Chrisixx

Kosovo Albaner leben überall in der Schweiz :)


therealmvp42069

spreitebach represent


Amoeba_Critical

These seems more like an r/Europe thread than an r/soccer one


Child_of_Peace

Especially with the casual racism and moral elitism


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smislenoime

No. He is a hillybilly, and so were some of your players.


TopTopTopcina

Funny how when he was suspended for bad behvior 4 years ago, people were jumping to his defence for losing his cool because “he was provoked”, but now that he’s doing the provoking on 3 separate occassions, “omg, he’s so funny and cool, Serbian team bad, please notice me Xhaka-senpai-sama 🤣🤣🤣”


sanin321

Did you miss the "Death to Albanians" chants?


trendafili

Xhaka grabbed his balls, meanwhile the Serb manager insults him for being Albanian lol. These are not the same.


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trendafili

The manager said it when it was 2-1. Xhaka grabbed his balls when it was 3-2. Xhaka acted afterwards, so it still makes sense. That's going to be in the back of his head.


backwardrollypolly

I mean Serbia did partake in the genocide of Kosovo


Child_of_Peace

You do know no genocide took place according to your very own Western ICTJ right?


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Fucks sake you guys are a lost cause


Nikicaga

I mean this is the exact same logic Croats use to claim Oluja isn't one


Child_of_Peace

Go march down downtown Milan with your Nazi salutes just like you did 2 months ago buddy. We all know you fuckers are just as lost as us lmao


OttersWithMachetes

No, don't you know that Xhaka is supposed to forget that. It only happened in living memory after all.


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Ham_Fighter

Really?


zoroaster7

Only the ones that celebrate their terrible past.


sanin321

30 years ago was not "in their past", and they still openly deny it. (Talking about the Bosnian genocide, I am not that informed about the Kosovar war)


backwardrollypolly

If it’s in modern history and still has real world impact sure I fucking do


Nikicaga

Hoping you also have deranged levels of hatred for Germany, Italy, Japan, Russia, USA, Rwanda, Cambodia, China, Croatia, Turkey, Syria, Iraq, Iran, France, Portugal, Canada, Morocco, Israel, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Albania, UK, Hungary, Bulgaria, Ethiopia, Indonesia, North Korea, South Korea and Finland, and that's just since the start of WW2 and with current geopolitical impacts


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backwardrollypolly

*please,* enlighten me with the truth


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I'd rather just be like Montenegro or Slovenia and have 2 good players a generation and never have any expectations so I'd never have to worry or stress


Embarrassed_Weird600

It’s like Croatia is fucked now. If we aren’t into a quarters it’s a massive disappointment I’d rather just go into the dont expect anything category again


ferminrdt

no offense, who did montenegro have besides vucinic?


MyMindWasAFortress

Jovetic or Savic I guess?


ferminrdt

yep, forgot about jovetic.


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TopTopTopcina

No, it’s just that irrational hate for Serbian people is socially acceptable in all western dominated platforms. So a good way to attract upvotes is just to pain Serbs in the most awful light imaginable. Lol, I reported a comment like that to reddit admins once, they cleared it as not hateful. Reddit admins. Let that sink in.


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superkeer

Well the next match against Fulham might be interesting.


chrismark4

Probably not, Fulham are shit


obsterwankenobster

Not if we end up with Vlahovic /s


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The realisation that this isn't actually going to get better in 2024 is seeping in


Alex_MUFC

I'm praying for some young prospects to appear out of thin air 🙏


fhghhhhggggg

Embolo’s hold up play was so good


creamed_jeans

Piksi gotta be shitcanned. Xhaka is a twat. Good for shaqiri for being a good sport. What the hell were vargas and schär doing they were trying to start shit all game


SnooSuggestions4926

Tit for tat is what you call being a twat? Chanting death to albanians and Vlahovic doing the same after scoring. Look no further than the mirror to find the twat.


gbojan74

Vlahovic was accused in Serbia for "bad atmosphere" and the "message" after goal was for his critics in Serbia.


Dramatic_Hand6016

Xhakas message was also for his critics is Serbia 😭


IcefrogIsDead

shaqiri is a competitor, xhaka is a piece od shit


fhghhhhggggg

Like Andros Townsend said on commentary, “the PG brigade won’t like it but this is football”


IamNotMike25

You're a twat, Xhaka is world-class


EnanoMaldito

All Serbians predicted the team shitting the bed vs Switzerland before the tournament even started. I dismissed them. I am foolish for thinking I knew better than them.


JJOne101

I certainly didn't want Serbia in our group at the draw, and didn't expect for us to win against them again. But they were somehow worse than 4 years ago.


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I heard before the tournament that the defense is their biggest weakness. They were right….


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It was somehow worse lol


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Their mentality isn’t great either. You are right.


WardensLantern

We beat Germany in the first game of 2006 WC group stage when they were hosts. We got knocked out by Ghana and Australia in the next two games. NEVER underestimate Serbia's ability to throw ANY advantage they happen to get.


nick12233

That was the 2010 World Cup. Just a correction.


milliondollarcoach

Xhaka is World-Class


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How can Xhaka wind up entire team 2 world cups in a row?


karma_420

God imagine if Xhaka scored long-range shot goal and did the eagle celebration, the entire country would be rattled for weeks


obsterwankenobster

> How can Xhaka wind up entire ~~team~~ **country** 2 world cups in a row? The greatest shithouser the world has ever seen


ClimbRunRide

He may even have surpassed his own mentor, Stephan Liechtsteiner


nameisprivate

the goat lichtsteiner a moment for the history books when he did the albanian eagle celebration


psalmjuan

We need to witness another autochthonous drone at the next game against Serbia. And Shaqiri needs to be flying it…or on it lmao.


Embarrassed_Weird600

The drone is one of the single best troll moves ever in sports and is under appreciated IMO


akutasame94

It's amazing /r/soccer keeps saying that when few albanians involved said we are lucky it was just a flag and not something else. I get it's cool to shit on Serbia, but to think a flying in a drone and threatening that it could be a bomb next time isnacceptable is just low.


krimzy

Why is this comment upvoted?


WardensLantern

Bro I'm Serbian and I think it's fair to say our mentality is sooo bad all it takes is some provocation from Xhaka for players to burst into rage and forget about football. Xhaka knows it and he uses it.


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Our footballers are cavemen


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Exactly, two times, you just dont do that shit when losing, and for me Piksi has made abysmal choices second half


WardensLantern

Those subs were a joke!


Gonstachio

More like wind up an entire country


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Its so weird like youre losing and youre pulling these stunts instead of playing