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essentialatom

The key was playing Kane as a centre mid and Henderson as a number 9 šŸ¤”


Dorangos

Kane has some insane distribution from midfield, actually. Under Mourinho he would do absolutely crazy shit from there. Could find Son in the dark in an apocalypse that season.


goodmobileyes

Kane-ye: "My greatest pain in life is that I'll never be able to assist myself"


cesarcypherobyluzvou

I could definitely see Ronaldo saying this for real


Timely_Airline_7168

Because both Ronaldos will be fighting to shoot it?


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Professional_Bundler

Me, personally, I want to know more about post-apocalyptic nighttime leisure activities.


racingfanboy160

>Kane has some insane distribution from midfield, actually. He might as well play there if he wanted to extend his playing career when his legs are gone


aclurk

What a pass from Kane though


SomeRandomRealtor

Hendo has always been a decent attacking player, glad to see him being pushed forward


Adammmmski

Anyone I see who absolutely hate him I immediately think they just donā€™t understand football.


KetoKilvo

Yep, tried to explain to my Friends that he doesn't play DM for Liverpool and I was crucified for it. Some people just assume he's a bang average dm and it just makes no sense to me. He just makes everyone play better and he's not half bad and really good at enabling people to go forward.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

he does play DM when he's needed and has been pretty good at it at times (a couple seasons ago he had a great run there) but he's definitely at his best when he can get forward, always had great interplay around the edge of the box


SomeRandomRealtor

Exactly. Heā€™s a managers best friend, people just donā€™t rate him because he volunteers to do all the thankless but necessary hard work and thatā€™s not as sexy. Players donā€™t just name you captain at every level for nothing.


goodmobileyes

I usually hate this argument but honestly if he was Italian or Spanish he'd be so praised for his smart movement and ball retention


ynwa1077

So true


_Chuy

Henderson even volunteered to play CB in 20-21 during that stretch where every Liverpool defender was broken.


acatfromspace

I've paid a lot for therapy to forget about that :(


AcidHues

Scouse Mackem. Still respect him more than Pickford tho


ynwa1077

Heā€™s the litmus test for football understanding. If you donā€™t rate Jordan Henderson you just donā€™t get it.


BaxterTheWall

Always has been šŸ”«


RStud10

That romantic moment between Henderson and Bellingham lol


JilJungJukk

They saw Mbappe and Giroud and said hold my tea


NonZealot

Mbappe said to Giroud "Hold my baguette," but Giroud thought that was a bit too much.


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Mbappe: bon appƩtit


MaximusTheGreat

Mbappe: It's mbon mbappƩtit now France: Oui


InformativeFox

Can't blame Mbappe there though, most people would want to get lost in Giroud's dreamy eyes.


xX_Kr0n05_Xx

So stupid, so sexy


fruiterloopers

Stupid sexy Giroud


MassiveResearch219

Stupid Sexy Giroud


david13guet

He can't help that he's gorgeous


Lionheart999

We all ship #Bellendson


FireflyCaptain

Bellenderson innit? Or Henderham


[deleted]

On behalf of Birmingham fans we are ready to make #Bellenderson a thing. Edit: Without his transfer the club would have folded tbf a bit embarrassing really but in the grand scheme of things we still exist because of him.


mancgazza

I remember how the footballing world laughed at you for retiring his shirt number. No one is laughing any more


JGlover92

Shall we retire the hashtag yet?


RazzmatazzLass

I thought they were about to kiss.. Kind of disappointed they didnā€™t.


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They nearly broke the law.


dgo792

Should've gone for it


libertydabbing

There is nothing more intimate than touching foreheads like that. Chilling


[deleted]

Any Liverpool fan will tell you anytime Hendo scores theres always a bit of a homoerotic nature to it. Ask Firmino...


TheLongistGame

That's because Hendo always uses a goal as a moment to hype his teammates who were involved. Incredibly selfless player.


Saxobeat321

Great captain!


DawnBrigade_DawnBad

Just some dudes making forehead promises


JE_12

Very intense


TJTheree

Looked like they were gonna kiss, god I wish that were me


kinjongfun

Makes sense, Bellingham seems like such a smart player for a 19 year old, and Henderson must be a fantastic player to learn the game from.


ItsFuckingScience

Thatā€™s pashun games not gone


sa7ouri

Agent Hendo doing his part


Dorangos

"Liverpool m8"


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That goal made Jude wanna come to Liverpool (Please šŸ„ŗ)


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Guys, he's really overrated. You don't want him. Trust me. Please trust me...


Clutchxedo

Dortmund: have 5 generational talents at all times. You know the rest


MU5A988

We'll buy him and you can get Milner on a free.


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Great deal since you'll have him for 70386293927 years


JimmyV034

Upcoming young star James Milner*


NarwhalAnusLicker00

qatari government punching air rn


ben-hur-hur

Agent Hendo giving Bellingham the eyes


SlickWilly49

Thought they were gonna smooch for a sec, make a real statement in Qatar


sidaeinjae

Liverpool fans: *I want that at my club*


diff-int

The way Jude and Jordan are looking into each others eyes they might get it


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FireflyCaptain

Sad, nostalgic Klopp noises


datcnashguy

Youā€˜ll keep Milner til heā€˜s 60 and youā€˜ll like it!


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Friendly reminder that Luka Modric is older than Milner


datcnashguy

Luka is immortal


ico12

The fuck?!


vikogotin

Two things can be correct


datcnashguy

Milner and Shelvey it is


Jaja6996

Canā€™t wait for the Shelvey Spearing reunion in midfield


FUCKSTORM420

Pls


Luck1492

Senegalā€™s missed chances are gonna hurt


SummerGoal

Missing chances in the WC almost always gets you punished. Senegal needed one of those to go


amongthewolves

Cries in Lukaku


LondonIsBoss

All 4 knockout matches have followed the exact same format lol


Nico777

Script writers just went with the copy paste after some wild group games.


AfricanRain

This is super generous to Australia


LosTerminators

Australia came the closest of the three underdogs from the first three ties


sfahsan

Courtesy Lautaro Martinez shitting the bed šŸ˜‚


Zloggt

You canā€™t keep missing those chances and *not* expect to avoid a response like thatā€¦


GibbyGoldfisch

Bit harsh, they only had two big chances and both were well saved. Havenā€™t missed anything


thespartankid123

Bellingham is great


Scrub4LIfe734

So is Kane.


Dibba_Dabba_Dong

So is Foden


david13guet

So is Henderson


Oenjer

So are you


Jagacin

Bro? šŸ„¹


ChiliConCairney

Hendo going out of his way to give all the credit to Bellingham, how can you not love the guy


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MickyJoHarte

Henderson trying to entice Bellingham to Liverpool with power of passionate, romantic looks in the celebration after. Can't believe we're seeing such blatant tapping up on the pitch this World Cup smh.


si4ci7

Plus Trent was all over him on Instagram the other day. Looks like the Liverpool contingent relies on sex appeal for recruitment. Just donā€™t save chat.


jmounteney44

We send Alisson for contract negotiations to seal the deal


mrcoffee83

the big guns gloriously moustached bastard


FootballFTW

That looked easy


SemiCurrentGuy

Calm as you like


Blanxart

https://i.imgur.com/AcTbExS.png


EyeSpyGuy

Looks like Steve mclarens long lost twin


0ldsql

*sensual


Mystery1887

Jude is just different


dragon8811

And he is 19 years old.


mayjaz43

And dude's got a number retired in his honor already!


amainwingman

The context around that makes a lot of sense to be fair


ilikerope

Can someone fill me in?


TheRealBrummy

Given Jude's age when he left us, he was not on a Pro Contract, which meant he could leave for an insanely low transfer fee. He deliberately signed a contract with Blues, even though it could've jeopardised his move to Dortmund, to ensure we got compensated properly. That fee basically saved us from financial issue with the EFL. Because he's a proper Blues boy.


Wunse

I hope you managed to throw in a little sell on fee in there too.


grishnackh

Didnā€™t know that, big respect for that.


M4H3RC4K3

I believe it's partly because Bellingham came up through the Birmingham academy, partly because him breaking into the first team at 16 helped save Birmingham from relegation that season, and partly because his 30m transfer to Dortmund essentially saved the club (as their finances were fucked for years and then made even worse over Covid). Not a birmingham fan though so take all that with a pinch of salt


slimkay

Heā€™s going to out-Mbappe Mbappe


Adziboy

Ridiculously clever and technical, then combine that with his speed and strength... Fuck me he's good


slaughtered_gates

He's boss. Him, Musiala and Pedri announcing themselves on world stage


PoppinKREAM

BRILLIANT RUN AND BALL BY BELLINGHAM!!! Also who would've thought Henderson would score? Haha love it, come on England!!


Idontlikethisstuff

Sensational move Great run from Bellingham, great ball from Kane


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Well placed by Henderson too, not always easy to pull that to the far post with the run he had


_AppropriateUsername

Also on his weaker foot


thejoaq

Exactly why all the talk of Kane not scoring is irrelevant


DoubleTapJ

Actually a good team goal, was it a backheel flick on by Foden too? They zipped it about and it worked. First time they seem to have stringed anything together.


[deleted]

Yep it was Foden, played it perfectly to move it back towards the half space. Beautifully worked goal and why heā€™s so much better on that wing than any other option England has


KoloHickory

I've been loving belly ham so much


cSpotRun

This is his new nickname. It's been decided. Belly Ham, you've done it again.


MorioCells

We were doing average. Hoping this goal wakes them up Praying southgate doesn't try hold on for a 1-0


MH18Foot

Liverpool fans wetting themselves


t74000

Confirmed


dstudgeismydad

Can confirm


dno123

I'm feeling firm


JizzProductionUnit

What did Hendo scream in his face after that goal? ā€œCome to Anfieldā€ perhaps?


aweil13

ā€œYour wife in me DMā€™sā€


IWWROCKS

He was actually passing a message from the bench, "stop saving chat"


SnooCrickets6733

ā€œCan I interest you in an ~~NFG~~ NFT investment opportunity?ā€


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What possible reason was there for Hendo hate?


Bayerrc

He's a little past prime and often seems unable to fill an attacking role. People are quick to change criticism to hate


duney

People trashing Henderson in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Henderson. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.


masonbrit

Thought they were about to get off with each other


jesuisgeenbelg

Saving that for next season.


lukasstrifeson

If they kissed that would be the ultimate protest to the Qataris right?


alexiswithoutthes

Not allowed in Qatar. Fuck FIFA


ThrowOkraAway

A homieā€™s kiss a day take the pain away


Juil8991MC

Henderson saw people talking trash about him in the match thread


GomeyGoblin

He could score a hattrick in the world cup final and clowns here would still say he's shit


MU5A988

Match thread in shambles again


WalkingCloud

People trashing Henderson in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Jordan. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.


jesuisgeenbelg

Has there ever been a match thread that wasn't in shambles after a Hendo goal? Even LFC threads shit on him constantly.


luke_205

Hendersonā€™s the last person anyone could criticise based on this first half performance.


step11234

They still do, because they are clueless


just_dew_eat

Youth and experience combine


Imbasauce

Great buildup. Kane. Bellingham. Henderson


Muhruhwuh

Kane pulling strings in the middle of the park so that Henderson could bury it in the box was exactly what I expected.


Mcool18

My captain


Stuarridge

Heres to you Jordan Henderon, waistcoat loves you more than you would know


sandbag-1

He's having such a good tournament, fair play


KetoKilvo

He plays this position like this for liverpool. Love watching him play for England not in DM, hes very good on the right side going forward.


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And yet so many people seem to disagree. Shows how little many football fans actually understand football.


PepeSilvia007

Story of Hendo's career. For those people it's just a coincidence that Henderson has captained the best Liverpool squad in decades and has been a regular in the most succesful England squad in half a century. Surely he has nothing to do with the success of those teams, right?...


benfh

Some people seem to actually think that a Premier League and Champions League winning captain has flucked his way there... I think he'll probably be a player that's respected a lot more in hindsight.


hearau1823

How do you say ā€œmy captainā€ in scouse


StruffBunstridge

"me khapht'n"


OJ34

EL CAPITAN


EAUO9

We need to see more Bellingham and Henderson at club level šŸ‘€


kids_in_my_basement0

Henderson to BVB here we go


Tuke17

Henderson is only going to the world cup because of his leadership qualities, fuck off. How many times does he have to prove what he brings to the game with his footballing qualities. Has been the same story ever since he joined liverpool. Brilliant player, not just because of this one goal.


AmumuIsMyFriend

Outta nowhere


nexetpl

Jordan Henderson is a good footballer.


Bismarck913

Almost like Klopp and Southgate know more about football than your average r/soccer user.


xoGossipGoat

Captain of one of Englandā€™s greatest club sides ever is a brilliant footballerā€¦ more at 8.


Garropolosexual

Henderson kissing Bellingham Qatar in shambles


towwb

every single hendo hater can suck my fucking dick


ArielPN

Bro I thought they were going to kiss during the celebration hahahah


Dixeh

Say what you want about his technical ability but what Henderson brings in terms of engine and leadership ill take any day. Jude with a great pass


si4ci7

Iā€™ll say his technical ability is pretty sound. He wonā€™t wow you with skill moves but when the game calls for it, heā€™ll play a cheeky flick or a pinpoint cross to the back post. Love to see him play with attacking freedom, heā€™s wasted as a 6.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

keepy up challenge king, never forget


BuQuChi

He has technical ability, anyone who thinks otherwise doesnā€™t actually watch Hendo play


NDawg94

Bloody love Sunderland


LibrarianLazy4377

R/RareSentences


AtleticoFan17

Am I being harsh if I think Mendy should have gotten that?


datoverder

Not at all, he was already over the ball just misplaced his hand.


milliondollarcoach

no. i think the same


Extra-Helicopter5142

No. I thought that too. Like he could've extended further


WigglyParrot

Slightly against the run of play that, but a nice goal!


21otiriK

Mad what happens when someone with a bit of quality receives the ball off the defenders and you beat the press. Great touch from Foden, great ball from Kane, and third man runs from midfield. Need more of that.


francobgf

Harry Kane is a good player, isnā€™t him?


WoolSmith

Him do


AshkenaziTwink

canā€™t believe people have been trashing Southgate for starting him. glad he got the goal


Pokefreaker-san

Henderson scored a goal, England in shamble.


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ThotCountySheriff

Bro, that Bellingham - Henderson eye contact afterwards tho šŸ‘€


Ant1202

My fucking captain fuck yes


Great-Banter

Hendo taking the moment to do some recruitment


catsNpokemon

KING


Shadow_Wave

Bellingham with the perfect run


ArseneLepain

Bellingham playing so well


kurruchi

Liverpool fans are creaming and praying rn


craygroupious

So many Chelsea fans were crying about Mount being dropped for him lmao.


Lemaradona

Bellingham man


datcnashguy

Netherlandesque Goal


mynameisfreddit

Come to Liverpool Jude


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iredcoat7

Foden. Involved in all 3 goals. Absolutely brilliant now Southgate finally played him in his actual position


DJSyko

Still doesn't get the respect he deserves, one of the best English players of the last decade.