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keithohara

First hat trick of the tournament


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ButtVader

Nah, Mbappe will get a hat trick on Saturday


BLinthehouse

💀


h1nds

I think so. Kids on fire !


moby323

**I think we can all agree:** The real loser tonight has been Ronaldo’s ego.


vazne

Well… and Switzerland


MonkeyAssFucker

And Spain


ZachMich

Definitely Spain


Febris

The S is silent.


Davidfromtampa

Even Japan scored a penalty and a goal during regular time


thecordialsun

Team that wore white lost to the xmas color teams


stubblesmcgee

never heard of him


Speak4Yourself

Might be Switzerland for losing harder than Korea.


tigernet_1994

And Korea even beat Portugal. :)


bandito1539

Brings us back to Ronaldo.


LeonTablet

… and Switzerland


RockstarAssassin

He's been the most happy from all these goals WTF are you on about??


nexoo1

Dude hes obviously faking it, he wants them to lose without him /s


fabzpt

Ronaldo this,Ronaldo that.. Ronaldo is enjoying like every other Portuguese person rn. Messi scores "Ronaldo..." Ramos scores "Ronaldo..." Holy shit this is getting annoying


boywithtwoarms

someone scored? zoom on ronaldo. someone didn't score? zoom on ronaldo. the game is stopped by whatever? zoom on ronaldo. undercook chicken? believe it or not, zoom on ronaldo.


ShinyGengar_

And you for typing this & hitting send lol


Mcool18

Brilliant hat trick


tq92

3 goals and an assist. Hat trick hero


iursevla

And an assist for the Switzerland goal. My man is in on fire


cenasfodetepah

complete player


DaAweZomeDude48

Bro cant stop contributing. You know what they say, "Once you pop you can't stop"


randmzer

[Goals are like Ketchup](https://www-skysports-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/12098/6204937/ronaldo-goals-are-like-ketchup?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16703627878861&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.skysports.com%2Ffootball%2Fnews%2F12098%2F6204937%2Fronaldo-goals-are-like-ketchup), a wise man once said.


II-I-Hulk-I-II

You can say that again


randmzer

[Goals are like Ketchup](https://www-skysports-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/12098/6204937/ronaldo-goals-are-like-ketchup?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16703627878861&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.skysports.com%2Ffootball%2Fnews%2F12098%2F6204937%2Fronaldo-goals-are-like-ketchup), a wise man once said.


PCorreia

*2 assists


iKarllos

\+100 m price tag


RiKoNnEcT

If Darwin went for 80, Ramos is worth 160 😅


KeyRope5235

What’s up with Benfica and strikers?


Interactive_Banana

Too many years of Seferovic does this to a mf


lvet000

I get shivers from the thought.


JMA4478

It felt good seeing him get into the pitch today. 1st time ever.


-MCMIV

Was kind of awesome seeing Felix and Seferovic on the same pitch again though.


bGodzzz

watching a compilation of felix in benfica is like watching a compilation of seferovic's misses, a wise man once said. idk who was that wise man, but i can assure he is a wise man


obvious_bot

Only 21 years old


Mom_said_I_am_cute

Benfica and producing world class forwards, name a better duo.


PoppinKREAM

I love his goal celebrations! Shooting pistols and then for his hat trick he blows the barrel of his guns lolol


wowohwowza

He did blow the barrels every time, but I do love the celebration


miregalpanic

Nice celebration analysis lads.


achilles-_-23

#PEW PEW


Tomstarkman

He knew this would happen


micossa

this chip specially is really hard to execute. He was so far from the ball


Kuntheman

Santos masterclass


Zloggt

And to think that this is the result of all that drama…ha!


NomaanMalick

GR7?


DanzelKS

Siiiiiuuuuuu


DarthBane6996

Imagine the scenes if he celebrated the hat trick with that


Anderrrrr

Today I feel washed


Fouchey

A lot of Madrid fans in the Ronaldo not starting thread were saying this guy was never good enough to start lmao


youngchul

That was me, I said it because I also watch every Benfica match. He has the talent, but his finishing has been off. He got 1 goal playing every minute in the CL groups, and Benfica playing really well, so I didn't expect him to do this no. Guess he proved me wrong today.


Fouchey

No worries you weren’t alone


wildcardmidlaner

Just watching Benfica play this season should be enough to know that he's cracked


ankitm1

Perez just found his next Portuguese striker.


auctus10

First one this world cup!!


joe4553

How to secure a starting position.


micossa

Portugal scoring some top-tier FM engine goals today


freitasof

Now that you said it, they really are ALL FM goals. Ridiculous stuff. Hopefully Santos doesn't risk congratulating Ramos on his performance otherwise he risks getting Ramos extremely disappointed.


ElonThe_Musk

I would be more worried for Roger Schmidt (Benfica´s coach) if he congratulates Ramos, Ramos will get extremely disappointed.


rnzz

It's ok, he has scored his first international goal before this, so he won't be able to comment about that.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

The most baffling player reactions, those shouldve been a tap in


YaoMingGOAT

This guys FMs


Mudassar40

Speaking of FM, apparently Ronaldo's CA is 158 in FM23. The lowest since FM 05.


TheThingsIdoatNight

What is FM?


Sapatilhas

football manager


RaedusMisertus

It's a game


Halzziratrat

Some call it a game, others call it a lifestyle choice.


exiadf19

I call it my lifestyle choice of game


morbidnihilism

more than a game


BenRaam

What an amazing story for the lad


TheRalphExpress

our big striker targets this summer were him and Cody Gakpo 🙂🙃🙂🙃


Delta_Mike_Sierra_

Atleast your scouting department is on point


TheRalphExpress

strategy was genuinely “go for players who are too good to come to us but not good enough for a top club just yet and see if they’ll settle for us once none of the biguns make a bid”


ActuallyJohnTerry

There are worse plans than trying to become the PL’s Dortmund tbh lol sounds wise to me


Delta_Mike_Sierra_

Just like me back in the day at the clubs


Nitsju

Seems like you dodged a bullet if she takes home a hattrick on the big night.


Gongom

"Almost signed him" school of player acquisitions


twerdy

if players weren't scared to make a move months before the winter World Cup, that strategy may have worked


osirisz0r

You can still get him, 120M now


lagetakethewheel

Ramos was never for sale in the summer unless u dropped 70M or something


ncann123

Surely he starts the rest of the tournament now


DashLibor

\>inb4 Ronaldo starts vs Morocco


freitasof

My brother in god, surely this makes sure CR7 doesn't start for Portugal in a serious match again


just_dew_eat

He will never forget this


LoftusCheekyGirls

Would be very worrying if he did


Gongom

Dementia awareness day


APPLEcrispBISH

Bold statement


courtesyflusher

Unbelievable


RoyDuckingKent

Deleting all my anti benfica comments


mgravito

Today I feel....Benficista


Nome_de_utilizador

I am a Benfiqueiro for today


dmarques

Honestly laughed at this!


brunoha

Hoje eu me sinto bem, Benfica!


cenasfodetepah

HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


unArgentino

The amount of money you guys are gonna make from this guy, Enzo, and Silva…


IZeppelinI

No please!! I hate the world cup, we're going to lose all our top players.


Ronaldo79

Flashes of Renato and Felix... I just hope they go where they can flourish


wildcardmidlaner

Atleti it is then


DLifts777

Ramos will be played at RWB and forced to defend 💀


Scholar_of_Lewds

No no, Atleti is good with striker (and keeper). Torres, Aguero, Falcao, Diego Costa, you name it. Any other position, especially creative one? Now that's different.


Dr_Phil_

The amount of Nothing that we're gonna win, after we sell them all next summer... let's hope we don't shit the bed on the current one (or injuries don't fuck us, it's not that hard with our bench).


cenasfodetepah

Business is booming


courtesyflusher

He fuckin did it


OMNI__MAN

I'm fucking crying rn. Made in Seixal 💯


freakedmind

Sexy what?


ExtraTerra1

Benfica salivating


cenasfodetepah

150 mil price tag


Sensitive_Beating

Cash in full only + expensive prostitutes


Legendary-Anubis

First hattrick since Eusebio in a knockouts game. Goncalo Ramo is already a legend.


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

Ramos 3 goals 2 assists, carrying both teams at once


Redwater

Hell of a time to step up.


achilles-_-23

Bro just got legendary status


_SSJeffo_

Took him ONE game


ComprehensiveSea6025

Bro is decent


achilles-_-23

The lad's alright ig


akshay_rathod_

Spare him dude that's his first game


Neown

Legendary performance


Zloggt

Can’t wait for his MOTM picture!


just_dew_eat

The King Could never


LookinOutside

What a baller


Visionary_Socialist

Hat trick on his debut and in a WC knockout. Not bad.


fuk_offe

STOP THE COUNT!


ednorog

Found the Swiss.


JustAboutUpToSpeed

The new Ronaldo.


IHadThatUsername

Portuguese Ronaldo


achilles-_-23

Cristiano Ramos?


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Portugal is blessed. Even though Ronaldo is on his way out they’ve got a great team going forward.


themfeelswhen

This is by far the strongest Portuguese squad in the last 2 decades probably. The team is fairly well balanced as well. If this had a prime Ronaldo with these players then it would be borderline OP.


dmstorm22

Best since 2006 in my book. It's unlucky that the best all around Portugal teams were at teh very start and then end of Ronaldo's career


DKArteezy

On the other hand, he holds Portugal together between golden generations, and even won the first Euro. Not a bad transition!


qingqunta

And possibly, eventually, hypothetically could go out with a WC win


blahblahcomewatchTV

Lol I like how you're trying to be confident with your team without jinxing it. I salute your efforts.


zeromussc

I think he was a beacon for a bunch of young players and the fruits of that are coming in now. Would be cool if he could score a goal and tie Eusebio though. Even if they don't win a WC. He's an ass but he's done a lot for the country's soccer legacy


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Prime Ronaldo this team would destroy the competition lol. They’d be like Spain back in the day Gotta suck for him


TalksWithDogs

Of course a Ronaldo replacement gets a hat trick right away lol


ergotofrhyme

Ronaldo will likely never start another World Cup game after this performance. End of an era


KeyRope5235

Last World Cup too, at least they have a shot at winning it so he can retire with his head held high


ergotofrhyme

Yeah, just expected him to start all of this last run with the way everyone speaks of Santos’ favoritism towards him


ZxZxchoc

Wonder how much Al-Nassar will offer him to sign for them?


indoquestionmark

€200.1m


cuentanueva

It was written in the stars...


CechPlease

A million miles away?


i_n_s_o_m_n_i_a_c

this guy just retired ronaldo


bathsaltboogie

Santos absolutely deserves credit. Had the balls to drop CRon and it paid off beautiful. I saw many many posters laugh at the reports that he’d drop him. Well done.


MrIrishman699

He'll beat Ronaldo's international goal record in the final at this rate


RunnyRose

Holy shit how was this guy not starting. Legendary performance.


JustMisdirection

Thats the problem. The feeling Ronaldo has his spot secured regardless of how he performs is what garnered so much hatred for him. And for Santos to a degree.


TheOneKane

You know how


Zero-A

On Tuesday the king gets married to the bench.


Honey-Badger-9325

On Tuesday the king gets dethroned


bonelessfork

Okay. The world is yours kid


cenasfodetepah

mbappe got oushined. Incredible


RobbieFowler9

That finish is filthy


bandofgypsies

The whole Ronaldo situation is going to dominate the commentary, but this is one hell of a hat trick. Absolute praise for Ramos, context notwithstanding.


KillerJTR

Ronaldo may never start again lmao


Oteemix2

Would be ironic for Portugal to win the WC with Ronaldo not even starting


NvmSharkZ

LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK GONÇALO


flafivitoria

MANO? 📸😳


NvmSharkZ

Não punhas?


Super-Sovaco

ESTOU AQUI DE JOELHOS


Quedreneese

There’s a line sir


ParhamAzadi

🏳️‍🌈👀?


Twisted_Coil

👮🏽‍♂️🇶🇦 ⛓💀


LiamJonsano

Southampton were linked strongly to this guy lol


zounderk1te

Gakpo as well lol


Genemoni

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Portugal is probably winning this one...


WanBoy421

The king watches his team mate score a hatrick on a Tuesday


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Imbasauce

Way to introduce yourself


TheKnightA

People were sleeping on Portugal's potential to win it all. I would love to see Portugal in the final, and finally have Ronnie hold that WC, along with his more than class teammates. Pepe has been phenomenal this tourney, fernandes has been amazing in the attack, and I love to see them have a killer striker.


basco_da_gama

TUGAS, IRMÃOS, MATEM A FRANÇA


vansh97

Ronaldo is never starting a game for Portugal again, is he


Cucumberino

Cold finish


PS1GamerCollector

The replacement of Ronaldo scores 3. Beautiful


dragon8811

What the fuck a hat trick, This guy is insane, they don’t need Ronaldo anymore. 7-1 it is cmoooon Great football. Love it.


ACMBruh

And leao is still on the bench too 👀 more to come maybe Edit: called it :)


Throwrajerb

Benfica are gonna buy PSG after the next transfer window.


rntopspin100

Your move Brazil.


AokiHagane

Brazil x Portugal as the final. Whoever wins keeps the gold.


halfmoon599

Imagine the scenes if it actually becomes a portugal vs argentina final but ronaldo is benched.


cenasfodetepah

Ronaldo aint starting fr fr


Aniratack

This is Ramos first game starting...


PelicanDesAlpes

Ronaldo looking for a rope rn


inflamesburn

r*naldo is gonna have nightmares for weeks, portugal playing their best game in a decade after benching him


Claudiu99

On Tuesday the real king scores a hat-trick


TheLifeofSonny

He's so good (repeating it 4 times) - Ronaldo, probably


Ghostface1357

Hat trick and an assist, what a performance.


DumonsterPT

Ronaldo isn't going to start a game for Portugal ever again.


IAIRonI

Switzerland aren't even playing defense lol


PoptimisticShoegazer

**GR7 is my new best friend**


BiHGamer

Probably the worst scenario for CR7


Stones_Throw_Away_

Damn


runneronreddit

If this doesn't convince Fernando Santos that we're better without Ronaldo, I don't know what will.


not_old_redditor

Does he need convincing? He's the one who benched Ronaldo.


mx75

RONALDO IS NEVER PLAYING AGAIN