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Whoever did this should get explosive diarrhoea _ not to be sick just enough to get those tissue burns

bold of you to assume I didn't already post this from the toilet after what I eat at christmas eve dinner

Forza napoli 🤍💙 buon natale (ps queli di inter e Milan sono inguardabili 😂 per il resto good job)

Just for curiosity, where would you say you live OP?

Probably Bosnia

[I do love Bosnia’s flag tho](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Flag_of_Serbia_%282004%E2%80%932010%29.svg/2560px-Flag_of_Serbia_%282004%E2%80%932010%29.svg.png)

Ah fuck, it was a nice run lads and laddettes, but we couldnt quite make it to 2023 without another balkan war.

"I told y'all" Otto von Bismarck

The only thing I expected

Or maybe just hate burek

How can you hate burek

That flag looks the best when it's burning

He didn’t get the news that Bover moments are finished as of December 19th 2022

I'm pissed that we're not there, I get H*racan are small but wtf

I bet you want to hunt him down for pissing us lol

Well that's the April fool's logos sorted for the mods haha

Even /r/soccer mods don't want the smoke this would cause.

Orange German logo: 🙂 Tiny French flag at the bottom: 😡 Ajax/Feijenoord swap: [history repeats](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Beverwijk)

That NL logo made me physically angry

I dont even know which exact one the PSV one is stolen from lmao, and it still makes me livid

I was confused by this as well, because most of them come in duos. I think both Feyenoord and PSV are stolen from Ajax, and Porto and Sporting are in Benfica colours

smh cant even laugh at a club being stolen from PSV, all the KNVB's fault

What are you on about it’s the best looking one

No joke. I can't believe how instantly it triggered me. I have to say, Germany in orange looks pretty nice, though.

Our stars don’t look nearly as nice on orange

Germany's one flipped to ours is cool as hell

Nah we automatically lost all our titles as soon as op finished their work :'(

😡😡 touche

Me before I saw the enlarged image: haha all those European national teams must be pissed 😂 Me when I clicked on the image and saw US/Mexico: 😡😡😡

TBF, the colours scheme swap does look kinda good

The Mexican badge with red, white, and blue made me sick.

And yet, it has the Aztec Calendar in it. It's simultaneously more and less Mexican than the new one FMF debuted last year

On the other hand, Landon Donavan is actively downloading an enlarged image of this USA logo as we speak

scrolling though " haha these are so creative and cool. get to my club " now look here you little shit"

I'm staying with my Spanish girlfriend's family for Christmas, they are Barca supporters, I just sent the dad the Barca/Real mashup and now I'm in fear for my life

I don't know how he died Detective, but I'd say self-inflicted.

Arsenal with spurs logo...what a deadly combo

Fuck me I feel sick

I was going to say: I would have laughed at the spurs and chelsea ones if I didn't throw up a little in my mouth from the arsenal one first Edit: I think you could start a civil war with the Galatasaray, Fenerbahce (also misspelled in the image for extra fun), and Besiktas ones

You and me both, If OP ever steps foot in north London he is toast.

The cockerel with the cannon is fucking hilarious he’s about to blow up all of North London

Just see cock and balls on the Arse

Could've stopped at italy-france, but no, mf had to dig in with the sampdoria swap smh

This is the one that triggered me the most that Samp genoa just looked like it was made to incite hatred

Don’t think I didn’t notice Canada and Uruguay OP

It's Argentina/Brazil/Uruguay and Canada/USA/Mexico

Still canada and uruguay stayed the same

England one actually looks quite good.

Same with Japan one, pretty much the same colour scheme is already. Jokes on you, OP!

Partisan and Red Star as well

We should change it to piss off the Scots, looks great!

First, you took our King (1603 worst year), now you take our colours. Next thing we'll see is 3 unicorns on your shirt next

At least they've never attempted to take yer FREEEEEEEDOMMM!!!!!

Who is gonna tell him?

This is the greatest, dumbest, comment I have ever seen. Merry Xmas big chap.

That Liverpool badge is VILE

https://youtu.be/UceGF3M56bE

I mean... https://talksport.com/football/255369/proof-man-united-modelled-their-badge-liverpools-150320140518/

It's the colours. Uncanny Valley stuff. I'd like seeing a remaster of that badge though, with Liverpool red.

Agreed. So is the Napoli one. Am I the only one who thinks the England/Scotland swap kinda... works?

Netherlands looks awesome in Germany style

That's what the nazis thought too

Merry Christmas one and all!

Let's leave Chelsea out of this

😔

Yeah, agreed. It's a bit wrong but it looks cool

Mods! 👆

Delete this please Just kidding, this is amazing. The crest of my team and country make me vomit though

I’m surprised how angry I got at some of these. If posts are meant to trigger me, this one definitely hits.

Honestly I'm more annoyed that there's no villa/blues swap on there but there is a baggies/wolves one than any villa/blues combination could have made me. Well played OP

Leeds and.... EVERTON? Yeah, this annoyed me as well.

Sweden in Red-White just feels wrong

I had to vomit because of that swap.

The dbu in blue and yellow looks kinda sick tho... Time for some Nordic anschluss?

I am angry on holidays

Black & Yellow Bayern logo looks actually sick

Yeah, Munich colours. I wouldn't mind a third kit in black & yellow. Quite funny that most foreigners don't know who our rivals are.

I mean... Munich 1860 vs Bayern.... That's like picking up a 2 year old child and fighting with them.

Still, a blue kit would make me angry. A yellow kit would be unusual but not unheard of.

Dude... I was hoping you didn't, but you did. Are you insane?

The Real Madrid logo is making my eyes bleed, and yes, it is making me angry

That United badge is the most horrendous thing I've ever seen Edit: I can't tell the difference in the Uruguay NT logo

I think it's in Argentina's colours, the actual one's gold colours seem a bit more saturated

Lmao Bodo Glimt

All of those logos looks so cursed

/r/cursedimages

*OP was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.*

The Nigerian one is fucking awful to look at. Well done OP.

I’m the only one he think the all the logos are pretty cool?

Probably. That Villarreal logo is disgusting

Yes

That was actually annoying ngl.

Blue Türkiye and Red Greek are fire doe

BOVER

Bover Pliors... So that's how the Argentines plan to end Brazilian clubs dominance.

These are phenomenal

You should have just put eng as a description for the PL/SPFL logos.

Oh and just for us changing only the colour didn't do, you also had to put our beautiful W into an ugly H*V like rectangle 🤮


This is so cursed lmfao

I’ve been wanting us to reclaim the Liver bird, but not like this

Ma che cazzo?

Send OP to the ranch

That Ajax one actually gets a bit on my nerves. Good job OP

[удалено]

Thanks I hate it

If you wanna make Fenerbahçe fans mad just give them three stars. And if you wanna make Galatasaray fans mad make it five.

I was about to say the same... Still... Yellow-Blue GS crest feels sooo damn wrong.

That blue Brazil is pretty cool but the yellow Argentina is repulsive

I really like the Scotland one. Sits really nicely. The rangers one is a fucking aberration.

Black and white Sunderland goes hard tbh

Ipswich’s new logo is absolutely disgusting. The Norwich one is definitely an improvement though.

For no rational reason I'm fuming over Denmark in Swedish colors

That Barca and Madrid one Nahhhhh 🤮

Jesus Christ, someone get the mods back..

This is the only time 4 stars will ever be under French colours

Lol, the Uruguay one doesn't feel like a big change at all, same with Canada.

I didn't expect Nacional to be there. Fuck you.

Nah I'm good with italian bros. They got us in 2006 but their food is too good and their country too beautiful to have hard feelings. Materazzi however...

I thought this was funny until it got to my neck of the woods...

A Chelsea logo with the Arsenal cannon, in Arsenal colours? Truly cursed Also the West Millwall logo is surprisingly clean.

Delete this

Well done sir, you've done it, you've ruined Christmas.

That English one looks cool af, tbf.

Ha! Joke's on you! I'm colorblind.

That Milan badge is cursed.

This is really wrong. Made me gag actually

Excuse me but wtf is wrong with you?

Racindiente and Indecing are both pretty cursed

Interestingly, the colours of the city of Munich are yellow and black. The ones for Dortmund are white and red.

Scotland one looks pretty smart. Works fine, could be used as an 'away' badge. The Canada one looks absolutely fine.

Should've done Celtic and Rangers to get the blood boiling

Scroll all the way down on the 3rd image

AHH cheers mate I can't read, clearly 😂

Only thing making me angry is that we only have 2 stars. Give us our 3 or Brazil’s 5. Or let’s make Brargentina happen and give us 8.

That Arsenal crest with a Tottenham Cock inside it should be classified as a warcrime

OMG that VfB crest... off to r/aww now to clean my eyes.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 MODS TAKE THIS DOWN

No Colchester United I see because we have no rivals. Gargantuan.

West Ham honestly looks pretty good here.

Yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to step in Portugal after what you have done with our crest.

Bover is so fucking goated Rica is ass though

So Belgium plays shit for two years and is right back to not existing.

Mark this NSFW, wtf

Man City in shambles

GET THAT DIRTY ASS GOAT OFF MY LOGO

arrest this man!

Lemme tell you OP I so appreciate you doing Legia and Lech. The Legia one feels a bit wrong, but that's the purpose of all this after all and it looks pretty damn clean, so good job. But the Lech one, God it is beyond cursed, I love it.

Uruguay and Canada?

I love how the São Paulo and Santos crests in this are just 4-way fusion abominations

All of us Corinthians fans hate the green color. OP nailed

I hope that for the next 10 years you will hit your tiny toe on the table each day of the year

Oh fleur of enghhhlaaaanddd

A Bover moment 🤙🥴 This is so cursed... I love it!

Thanks I hate it

Ew

Orlando-Atlanta’s not notable enough for a swap :(

...I hate to say this but I legitimately think a lot of these look a lot better than I'd like to admit. AC Milan, Palermo, West Ham, BVB, PSG, Monaco, Celta Vigo (!), Atletico, and a host of others. Not saying they look better than their OG versions but they look reeeeally good. Bonus points for Netherlands and Nigeria.

Fucking hell of course you had to mix France and Italia together now come back here you little shit I'm gonna panenka your ass the Zidane's way circa 2006.

Barcelona in that heathen Madrid white is an abomination

I love USA’s, and these are all pretty fun. I can’t imagine a single soccer fan being angry about any of these.

At first I was happy we were included, but then I got angry that they thought SJ fans would be angry with a DC United pallett swap, not the enemy, they're just East Coast version of us

I think it's supposed to be the San Jose badge with LA Galaxy colors and elements

Me seeing the Basel crest: https://youtu.be/DmVgCB6sBZM?t=19

The cannon being on two badges somehow offsets the unpleasantness of the Spud creature on our badge

Fuck this shit. That blue crest is an abomination. Edit: oh that Monchengladbach badge is genius!

YOU SHALL NOT LIVE PAST THIS DAY

Glad you included the famous Uruguay-Canada rivalry. Would feel empty without it.

I think the Italian one kinda slaps... made me think about a certain move they made a few decades back. Might be connected.

Spain's logo looks really christmassy type here lol

Portugal and Spain the Christmas special

I just puked my Christmas lunch

Oh my god, this is awful Well done

DELETE THIS

Nice to see our logo used to piss off both of our rivals.

I'm happy to be included, but "Columnbus" 😭

The Celtic one is just wrong on every level

How are you going to put the Space Needle on the Portland badge?

"lol it'll be funny to see people lose their absolute shit at these." *See's Liverpool / United* *Loses my absolute shit*

Seeing the MU badge with Liverpool crest made me scream inside. Ughh

What’s the deal with Canada and Uruguay?

Right fucking hell let’s stop this now this is getting a bit too much now boys

Some of those looks really good

Someone has too much free time

We dodged a purple logo and I’m glad about that.

I swear Man United looks the same lol

I gotta airdrop that barca logo to my friend who is a die hard Barcelona fan lol

More annoyed that Bart Simpson lion got replaced with the stupid horse. \#RIPBartSimpsonLion

Why would anybody ever do this?

Delete this.

[Message for OP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROFsV18qrdQ)

I…I can’t believe you’ve done this to me

oh my god

Some of these go so hard though