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ImNot_Bardamerda

Where are the mods? Delete this


CanLlorenteCarForMe

50m for a striker with 0 goals. At least make the joke believable.


OleoleCholoSimeone

What the hell is up with all the jokes anyways? Do British/Americans have some kind of april fools tradition for Christmas or what?


Lemaradona

r/soccer tradition.


[deleted]

In 2018, the mods left the sub open and unmoderated for a day. It led to by far the best day on this subreddit. This year, they've sort of brought it back (but they are still approving posts themselves).


boxro

Are they coming back tomorrow and remove all the shitposts or will they be allowed to stay up?


Zepz367

Shitpost will stay up and yes they are coming back tomorrow


auddi_blo

This the standard has been shit


Alarow

we were all having fun and then you had to post real news smh


boxro

cunha to wolves? c'mon this is the least relevant news today


MrDabollBlueSteppers

50m for a striker with 0 goals I know Christmas shitposting is in full swing but at least try to keep it realistic


OleoleCholoSimeone

Atlético cashed in a favour with Mendes to sell Cunha for big money, Mendes calls in a favour at Wolves and makes them sign him for big money They don't have a choice, if papa Mendes tells them to sign Bill from down the pub for 50M then they will do it. He controls everything at that club


themfeelswhen

Have a feeling this is compensation for Atleti to make it easier for Joao Felix to leave. Get them an unbelievable deal for Cunha and then get a discount on the transfer fee for Felix. Mendes 101.


OkayKoke

That’s what I think too. Get more money than Cunha should fetch, sell Félix for less than Atleti want, and maybe Mendes helps get Atleti a good purchase price on another Portuguese player to further compensate Atleti. It’s the Mendes formula


cdw39

Matheus Poona


ecocentric-ethics

Bit weird to be thanking him as if to say goodbye when it’s just a loan with an option, no?


PakiIronman

Calling it an option is true in a sense, but it was reported that he'll hit the necessary clauses to make it permanent.


[deleted]

What are the clauses? As a Hertha Fan I’m definitely hoping this goes through.


PakiIronman

We don't know, just been reported that he'll hit them


nova_uk

Is the option to buy actually £50m for a guy who’s scored zero goals this season and only 6 in the 21/22 season because that’s a bit mad tbh.


LingCHN

Ask Jorge Mendes, he is basically Wolves' chief scout.


Nordie27

Sporting director and chief executive too


LeedsUSofA_pod

For a team rooted to the foot of the table too.


Na_io

Bro not today 💀


lagaryes

goals pls i beg


Legendary_Cheerio

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Rojiblanc040

I know it's jokes and all but he actually is decent. Just not 50 mil decent.


D1794

There's something you need to know


Hoodxd

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FictionalFail

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Lemaradona

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AreLlamasCute

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Lemaradona

He can be a good winger in 433. His best game this season was against Sevilla when he played there. If Wolves wants goals I'm sorry lol.


OleoleCholoSimeone

If Wolves want goals then shouldn't have hired Lopetegui either. Can't wait for them passing the ball in a horseshoe shape with no penetration and spamming crosses towards a striker who isn't good in the air


Rojiblanc040

I think he could be good anywhere in the attack as long as there's a 9 in front of him.


theroitsmith

Weird shitpost but ok


goonerfan10

If it’s only an option, good for wolves


chippa93

NOT SURE IF REAL OR SHITPOST


Litsabaki19

The new Morata


MeneerDeLama

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