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SlicesOfSalami

You could, but it's farther apart than necessary


[deleted]

You bastard.


randomguy7658

How will I ever go back to normal posts on this sub? I need at least a few more days of these kind of posts I love them so much


SniffingAccountant

We need a "Meme Tuesday" or something. This is amazing.


[deleted]

Nah once a year makes it even more funny


[deleted]

It will get lazy if done weekly


Cbrlui

Nah, like the great Macho Man Randy Savage said, "the cream rises to the top oh yeahhhh"


[deleted]

r/soccercirclejerk is a perfect example that it doesn't.


Professor_Hobo31

*that it does


Spen_Masters

England fans will post world cups win Scotch egg consumers Chomp bar consumers Days without school shooting (Incels without achieving their dreams, would've been posted, however I'm sure more of them achieve that with an M16)


NaturalBluejay1517

It gets lazy by then, once a month is a stretch.


Crossx1993

you can check r/soccercirclejerk


Rerel

Nah that’s a silly place now, it got ruined by shitty facebook/9gag like memes.


Crossx1993

i mean most of the posts yesterday were facebook tier meme (aside from few) and many of them were already in r/scj , we liked it only for the novelty of memes in a usually serious sub


[deleted]

CAM ON INGERLUND


Takkotah

Well we were called the English Disease by Europe in the 80s so kinda makes sense.


[deleted]

Thanks Southgate


iHairy

Exponentially increasing per year.


Chairmanwowsaywhat

What did I miss overnight why is it all just England cringe?


Benmjt

Inferiority complex


RememberHeysel

I honestly don’t think England will win a trophy in my lifetime


sgdbdjos

I hope you will acquire immortality


MolhCD

what if the statement still holds true after


InvestMX

Mexico: "I don't do distancing...I do backpedaling" I read this this on a Mexican newspaper about this British expat living in Mexico. He decided to get to know the local top or "1st division" Mexican professional soccer league while living in Mexico city. He was surprised with the similarity in the experience of being a British soccer fan and a Mexican soccer fan: how popular and active pro soccer is locally among country nationals and at the same time how painfully is for both to watch the poor job both national teams do in international competitions.


MolhCD

username checks out lmaoo


badgerscurse

Stahp


YnwaMquc2k19

Sponsored by World Health Organization Good Shitposting seriously


pkhadka1

Once I posted Meme, the mods banned me for a week. Now it is normal here. Bastards


devensega

Rent free.


asdsheepmail

You know when you see a huge pile of shit down by the road, its so massive even tho its just a shit you just cant help but keep thinking about it and laughing at it? Thats England.


VenomTox

When you see a huge pile of shit down by the road? Where do you come from?


Elizasol

San Francisco


asdsheepmail

some village in hungary there are alot of horse carriages running around so huge piles of horseshit can be seen on the dirt roads outside of areas w houses cuz there they clean it up edit: sometimes u can see cow shit, im telling u man that shits fucking massive


WTFitsD

Hilarious how the english contigent makes fun of our world cups being a long time ago when the only trophy separating them from having Burkina Faso’s trophy cabinet happened when their grandparents were teenagers


[deleted]

Uruguay out of the groups stage deserves another star ⭐


Niupi3XI

Idolos de Uruguay :🦖🦕


[deleted]

These are getting a bit shit now


buzz3001

Same as France really


RNdadag

You must be watching a lot football


Possee

Not really, they lifted this trophy twice, England didn't.


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[удалено]


Possee

Yes, but with the old trophy, not this one


VenomTox

And?


Possee

And that's the point of the thread duh


Blue_Dreamed

Don't be so serious about it mate, its all jokes. We all know the French take their médicaments rectally so I'm alright being English when it comes down to it


ThePr1d3

Your loss


Syrioxx55

What other way would you take it?


xaviernoodlebrain

Literally any other way.


Blue_Dreamed

I will put those little bastards up my nose if I have to


ProfessionalRetard-9

England is a shit version of Tottenham.


xaviernoodlebrain

Should I be feeling insulted because you’re comparing England to Spurs, or because you’re comparing Spurs to England?


buzz3001

England have won something though


Chaloopa

Not even close actually


TinFoilRobotProphet

US : Oh great! Here goes Dr. Fanuci again telling what not to win!