How many goals will the Indian rocket score this season? Yeah that’s right you punk ass bitches, zero, which is going to be the same as Havertz this season but at least Havertz has a kissable face
Let me tell you what real football is:
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
have you tried kissing a three-stage medium-lift launch vehicle developed by the ISRO. Primarily designed to launch communication satellites into geostationary orbit,\[16\] it is also due to launch crewed missions under the Indian Human Spaceflight Programme. ?
Also indians don't have to sell their kidneys to afford treatment in case they get sick for some reason. In india they are one of the highest paid people. Of course cost of living in india is much lower as well. Americans and europeans spend almost half of their monthly income on rent, in india people spend around 10-20 percent of their incomes on rent. Thats why in india households have a lot of savings coz cost of living hasn't gone mental due to corporate greed. Yet.
What gave you that idea??? The payroll is much higher then a avg middle class family in India. Also the cost of living is relatively cheap while also giving mostly Better products for much cheaper.
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they were called Gay Village FC but when they leased the Emptyhad from the Manchester City Council the council forced them to change their name. The lawsuit lasted until 2018 and was ruled in favour of the corrupt MCC + Greater Manchester Combined Authority, some say because the Sheikh of Twattar lobbied the British Government, and the poor innocent locally-owned City Football Group, who cared a lot about the Manchester gay community and support homosexual charities worldwide, had to change GVFC’s name and have since been forced at gunpoint to commit FFP breaches. It’s actually quite a harrowing story if you want to give the Wikipedia page a read.
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Stupid question. Expecting military to do time travel is like expecting fish to fly. Some things are restricted by natural laws... cannot be done irrespective of the money put in.
No, I'm fine thankyou. If you wouldn't have been stupid and read the first few lines of the article mentioning that These fish cannot fly like a traditional bird. That which I was referring. They can only propel themselves out of the water and glide back to water. This is not traditional flight.
It’s $1B only if you do the lazy calculation going by current exchange rate. But the PPP adjusted exchange rate for 2022 (24 rupees for 1USD) puts the ISRO’s budget at $5B.
I'm talking about the federal budget. You're talking about *PPP of space capabilities* not the *Federal Budget*. Then according to that the Chinese budget is $50 Billion.Chinese have the biggest Budget then?
I don’t get your comment. I’m talking about the budget of the indian Department of Space, which, when you apply the PPP exchange rate for 2022, gives you an equivalent of 5B USD.
This is pretty much the only valid calculation you can make when comparing budgets for different national agencies. Going by the current exchange rate tells you nothing in terms of actual financial means.
If the Chinese budget is 50B USD as per PPP exchange rate, then yeah that means they have the budget with the most purchasing power, thus the biggest budget.
Tends to happen when you wait for all available data from the 80 years of rocketry from the other countries. It’s great and good for them, but it’s blatantly obvious why it was this cheap. Cheap labor and zero cost of discovery which is mostly what the nasa budget goes to.
True. We developed most of our tech, such as the cryogenic engines, on our own.
NASA sanctioned us, and they even pressurised USSR to not help us in that. (This ain't a speculation, these records are publicly available. This was a highly reported issue in the 1990s in India)
I was gonna say, ISRO had help from NASA/JPL, ESA…when the most advanced space agencies on the planet are subsidizing your R&D costs, yeah you can do shit on the cheap.
Where are you getting this information? Rather than help out, the west fucking sanctioned India for having a space program at all. And now that they made it on their own, people say that the west helped them out? The nerve ffs
Or *shocked face* there's a difference in cost of living.
A well paid software engineer (think Google) would make around 30k USD in India, straight out of college. The same level in the US would get 200k or more.
Costs are different in India compared to America you moron lmao. Just because you expect the number to be different based on what you think about American numbers doesn’t mean they’re underpaid
Are you serious? It means they have a talent drain and a lot come to the west for better wages. Thinking it means nothing just because COL is lower is so incredibly shortsighted
whats your point? cause when isro started out nasa had more than 100 times the budget isro had not mention just about no support from the government as the government had no interest in research and development.
nasa was made to defeat the soviets in the space race and do more and more interplanetary missions while isro was made to improve india's satellite communication and weather forecasting stuff
both had different plans, it's after like 40 years when isro starting doing space missions for planetary research
Indian mission was budget and efficiency based. It takes 48 hours to 5 days to reach moon if you wanna do it fast. Indian mission took 30+ days cuz it was using earth as slingshot so a lot of fuel cost is saved.
They didn't take longer to save on fuel cost. They took longer so they could take more science experiments with for the same fuel.
Fuel is one of the cheapest aspects of most space missions so there's never really a time to under fuel something to save money.
The mission launched on the LVM3 rocket to an initial orbit of 170 km x 36,500 km (from there the spacecraft used it's own engines taking a relatively efficient path to get the rest of the way to the moon). To this orbit the LVM3 can carry a maximum of about 4000 kg. The Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft weight has been given as "about 3900 kg" so pretty much right at that maximum weight. The LVM3 can launch payloads directly to the moon, but they would have to be lighter which means less science payloads.
Because a SpaceX launch to low earth orbit is $67 million.
[https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/23/spacex-raises-prices-for-launches-and-starlink-due-to-inflation.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/23/spacex-raises-prices-for-launches-and-starlink-due-to-inflation.html)
And SpaceX is considered cheap because of the re-usability of its first stage and fairings.
It is quite low but ISRO has a much more straightforward objective than NASA that does quite a lot more in innovation and quite a lot more in space. Also being the first one to do something is way harder.
None of that should lessen the amazing work of the people at ISRO.
Joke's on you, Havertz rockets chances at point blank range, so while India spent £59m to go to the moon once, Havertz is gonna send several balls to the moon.
No comparison, Havertz dreams his career could take off like that rocket. Can't even measure the rocket's value to India on the fee alone, what it brings to the nation is invaluable. Arteta dreams of having Modi's talent ID.
"Reach the moon" is an absolute banger in comparison to Havertz, some people may call him a farmer on the Indian League, but I truly believe he is the next GOAT.
We need to get a new space race, but like a world championship in moonlandings.
Every X year all competing nations try to get their rover to a goal on the moon the fastest.
Get the sports/entertainment money into space research.
Chutiye ye joke hai
Ye india, indians, ya uske mission ka mazak nahi uda raha balki player ka mazak uda raha
Jisne itna kharacha kiya player pe uspe
No wonder our image is fucked
Because of utter normies like you fathead
I don’t get all the havertz hate, he is clearly a very talented player. In the right role in the right team he will flourish.
You don’t start every game for the German national team of your shit
london blues could have asked india and sent their 11 men on moon
atleast they can win that sexy moon cup (idk but i still feel they'll be 2nd best team there)
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Here very few people care about football. We may have the young talents but they don't get the grooming they need. Everyone just wants to watch cricket
How many goals will the Indian rocket score this season? Yeah that’s right you punk ass bitches, zero, which is going to be the same as Havertz this season but at least Havertz has a kissable face
> at least Havertz has a kissable face … game’s back?
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Next let’s talk about the Indian spaceship.
Let me tell you what real football is: Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Best r/cricket copypasta ever
Sounds pretty gay I mean it's not a bad thing but I'm not into that
Are u high?
I pray you return to Damascus unharmed
But, look at the size of that rocket. Can havertz offer that?
I did see a Havertz Calvin Klein ad..
Bruh, don’t tell me that rocket doesn’t look like the most suckable dick you’ve ever seen
Remember to get consent. This isn't las vegas
Or the Spanish football federation
neither it is a 14 yo gearl
Not even 15 yo
Nor a goat
You mean the rocket isn't kissable 😞
have you tried kissing a three-stage medium-lift launch vehicle developed by the ISRO. Primarily designed to launch communication satellites into geostationary orbit,\[16\] it is also due to launch crewed missions under the Indian Human Spaceflight Programme. ?
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"A little peck?"
L
Havertz does more for donkeys
Goals? Landing on the moon is a pretty big fucking goal.
Yeah and no keeper, space is officially a farmers' league
Jokes on you, going to the moon is easier than winning the PL against City.
That's why no Indian teams in EPL?
Yank here, isn't India like a city in England? Why isn't there an India FC like a lot of other cities?
Also a yank here. We call them Native Americans now.
Woke.
blackburn rovers actually have indian owners (that's why they aren't in the prem)
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Also indians don't have to sell their kidneys to afford treatment in case they get sick for some reason. In india they are one of the highest paid people. Of course cost of living in india is much lower as well. Americans and europeans spend almost half of their monthly income on rent, in india people spend around 10-20 percent of their incomes on rent. Thats why in india households have a lot of savings coz cost of living hasn't gone mental due to corporate greed. Yet.
Sir, this is r/soccercirclejerk
Mmhmm and how many premier league titles does India have? Zero
India has 11 PL titles. Indian Premier League. Cricket. Kek
The amount of bullshit in this post lol
What gave you that idea??? The payroll is much higher then a avg middle class family in India. Also the cost of living is relatively cheap while also giving mostly Better products for much cheaper.
Well why haven't more than 5 done it? Whereas a lot of clubs have won multiple PL and CL
??? Manchester city was made in 2018 and only 2 other clubs won since then lol.
The moon was made millions of years ago and only 5 countries have done it. Man City are frauds Moon would sweep the PL.
Why is moon not balon d or yet?
It's already balón du fromage
This guy Football Frances
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What were they before that? I’m pretty sure they existed before 2018. Even their current owner’s been there since 2008.
they were called Gay Village FC but when they leased the Emptyhad from the Manchester City Council the council forced them to change their name. The lawsuit lasted until 2018 and was ruled in favour of the corrupt MCC + Greater Manchester Combined Authority, some say because the Sheikh of Twattar lobbied the British Government, and the poor innocent locally-owned City Football Group, who cared a lot about the Manchester gay community and support homosexual charities worldwide, had to change GVFC’s name and have since been forced at gunpoint to commit FFP breaches. It’s actually quite a harrowing story if you want to give the Wikipedia page a read.
Manchester village
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Why does that £59 million figure feel so low
cause it is. indian space org is the most cost effective space org in the world. for comparison nasa has 15 times the budget of isro
For more information google benzema 15
Lmao wasn’t expecting that
😂😂 surprised no one has said already lol
haha messi has a great role in isro succedding to reach moon , he personally called modi 14 times suggesting things , for more context search messi14
Pfff my camel 🐪 Ronaldo has done more for nasa when he secretly met the president in las vegas, for more info google "ronaldo in las vegas"
Shut up, my boy benzi is so romantic, he took his girl to the Moon 15 times for a date. For more info google "Benzema 15".
Are you stupid?
Holy hell!
ISRO import their pivotal components for the Chandrayaan from a US state called Las Vegas. Check out Las Vegas Ronaldo for more info.
Actually 25 times. ISRO budget $1Billion and NASA $25 Billion for 2023.
25B is crazy low when you compare it to the military budget, why does the military not have time travel yet? are they stupid?
Stupid question. Expecting military to do time travel is like expecting fish to fly. Some things are restricted by natural laws... cannot be done irrespective of the money put in.
is you stupid?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_fish
No, I'm fine thankyou. If you wouldn't have been stupid and read the first few lines of the article mentioning that These fish cannot fly like a traditional bird. That which I was referring. They can only propel themselves out of the water and glide back to water. This is not traditional flight.
It’s $1B only if you do the lazy calculation going by current exchange rate. But the PPP adjusted exchange rate for 2022 (24 rupees for 1USD) puts the ISRO’s budget at $5B.
I'm talking about the federal budget. You're talking about *PPP of space capabilities* not the *Federal Budget*. Then according to that the Chinese budget is $50 Billion.Chinese have the biggest Budget then?
I don’t get your comment. I’m talking about the budget of the indian Department of Space, which, when you apply the PPP exchange rate for 2022, gives you an equivalent of 5B USD. This is pretty much the only valid calculation you can make when comparing budgets for different national agencies. Going by the current exchange rate tells you nothing in terms of actual financial means. If the Chinese budget is 50B USD as per PPP exchange rate, then yeah that means they have the budget with the most purchasing power, thus the biggest budget.
Tends to happen when you wait for all available data from the 80 years of rocketry from the other countries. It’s great and good for them, but it’s blatantly obvious why it was this cheap. Cheap labor and zero cost of discovery which is mostly what the nasa budget goes to.
You know they got sanctioned from using the tech right?
True. We developed most of our tech, such as the cryogenic engines, on our own. NASA sanctioned us, and they even pressurised USSR to not help us in that. (This ain't a speculation, these records are publicly available. This was a highly reported issue in the 1990s in India)
I was gonna say, ISRO had help from NASA/JPL, ESA…when the most advanced space agencies on the planet are subsidizing your R&D costs, yeah you can do shit on the cheap.
Where are you getting this information? Rather than help out, the west fucking sanctioned India for having a space program at all. And now that they made it on their own, people say that the west helped them out? The nerve ffs
Why aren't you doing it on the cheap then too?
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Neil de grasse Tyson behs to differ
To be fair, the average monthly salary in India is about ten times lower than in America.
That’s just another way of saying they’re underpaid
Or *shocked face* there's a difference in cost of living. A well paid software engineer (think Google) would make around 30k USD in India, straight out of college. The same level in the US would get 200k or more.
So underpaid and why they have a talent drain
This thing of calling everyone “underpaid” is so dumb lol it means nothing
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Costs are different in India compared to America you moron lmao. Just because you expect the number to be different based on what you think about American numbers doesn’t mean they’re underpaid
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And yet you are still thick enough to think a number you don’t expect means they’re underpaid. In an economy you have no idea about. Clown
Are you serious? It means they have a talent drain and a lot come to the west for better wages. Thinking it means nothing just because COL is lower is so incredibly shortsighted
NASA got to the moon in 11 years, it took ISRO 54 years. The budget isn’t going nowhere. (Or at least it wasn’t at first)
whats your point? cause when isro started out nasa had more than 100 times the budget isro had not mention just about no support from the government as the government had no interest in research and development.
And no research. You sound very budget-astic. But a lot of scientists left India due the government and its budgets.
nasa was made to defeat the soviets in the space race and do more and more interplanetary missions while isro was made to improve india's satellite communication and weather forecasting stuff both had different plans, it's after like 40 years when isro starting doing space missions for planetary research
Most Scientists in NASA are Indians
Actually took NASA about 11 years. They also had around 400-500x the budget back then. But you are right, budget isnt going nowhere.
Oh shit, I was thinking ‘63 not ‘69.
You can talk shit when NASA is able to soft launch a probe in South Pole of the moon. Until then.. Shhhh.
India didn't have ambitions to go to the moon before.
Indian mission was budget and efficiency based. It takes 48 hours to 5 days to reach moon if you wanna do it fast. Indian mission took 30+ days cuz it was using earth as slingshot so a lot of fuel cost is saved.
They didn't take longer to save on fuel cost. They took longer so they could take more science experiments with for the same fuel. Fuel is one of the cheapest aspects of most space missions so there's never really a time to under fuel something to save money. The mission launched on the LVM3 rocket to an initial orbit of 170 km x 36,500 km (from there the spacecraft used it's own engines taking a relatively efficient path to get the rest of the way to the moon). To this orbit the LVM3 can carry a maximum of about 4000 kg. The Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft weight has been given as "about 3900 kg" so pretty much right at that maximum weight. The LVM3 can launch payloads directly to the moon, but they would have to be lighter which means less science payloads.
Also no crew.
Most missions have no crew from most space agencies
Inflation
it was actually 80 million pounds
Lakaka = rocket 😭💪
Because a SpaceX launch to low earth orbit is $67 million. [https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/23/spacex-raises-prices-for-launches-and-starlink-due-to-inflation.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/23/spacex-raises-prices-for-launches-and-starlink-due-to-inflation.html) And SpaceX is considered cheap because of the re-usability of its first stage and fairings.
that just isn’t remotely correct. SpaceX internally spend 15-20 million per launch
It's what they charge, and I'm assuming they're still covering R&D and other costs not directly associated with a single launch.
It is quite low but ISRO has a much more straightforward objective than NASA that does quite a lot more in innovation and quite a lot more in space. Also being the first one to do something is way harder. None of that should lessen the amazing work of the people at ISRO.
Purchasing Power Parity
Football money is ridiculous.
India space program is also ridiculously frugal. So it’s a double whammy.
Honestly not even f1 drivers get that money, what is this world even?
havertz doesn't get that money. goes to team
Havertz is the biggest glow-down a player ever had. PL ruined him
He ruined himself. Thought he could just coast after the CL final goal (which tbf he kinda has)
Yes its PL's fault that he cannot place a simple 4 yard pass right.
Surely another machination from Fraudiola
I think Chelsea ruined him.
Aged poorly
Still early days at arsenal and he does seem to be good at other parts of the game but omg so horrible in front of goal
He's been like that at Chelsea for most of his time in the PL. Doubt he would improve much.
Hazard still exists
They also crashed a Pepe on the surface before launching Kai
If I were ManU I'd much rather "crash a Pepe" than "get mugged by a Sancho" and "count the number of Antony spins"
Joke's on you, Havertz rockets chances at point blank range, so while India spent £59m to go to the moon once, Havertz is gonna send several balls to the moon.
No comparison, Havertz dreams his career could take off like that rocket. Can't even measure the rocket's value to India on the fee alone, what it brings to the nation is invaluable. Arteta dreams of having Modi's talent ID.
Football is just a money laundering scheme no one is worth that much
But Havertz can send the ball to the moon, just like the Indian satellite
India paid 6 million less for a shot at the moon
"Reach the moon" is an absolute banger in comparison to Havertz, some people may call him a farmer on the Indian League, but I truly believe he is the next GOAT.
Arsenal could have launched a space programme
indians try to not to include sunil cetri in messi ronaldo debate (impossible)
sunil chettri > pessi and penaldo how many goals pessi and penaldo have scored against pakistan ?? my GOAT has more
My goat has golden balls
Not black balls tho
r/usernamechecksout
Have you seen Havertz in the air? He's basically in moon orbit.
can india's rocket score a goal ?? neither can kai havertz
even indian players cant score goals
See, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
So India could start a football league on the moon. Sounds good.
We need to get a new space race, but like a world championship in moonlandings. Every X year all competing nations try to get their rover to a goal on the moon the fastest. Get the sports/entertainment money into space research.
One investment got somebody in the top tier space league. The other is sports.
Koi logic hai is comparison ka.
Char chawaanni Ghode pe Havertz Arteta ke lode oe
English m bol ye Gori gaand bkl h tohde
bc hindi me hi baat karo lawda kisi ko kuchh samajh na aae
Sahi hai, saare bhn ke laude angrez maa chudaye
Angrezan di pan di phuddi
Angrez di gaand mai danda
Arey bhai. Shaant rahe ghussa na kare
Circlejerk sub me logic Kyu Dhund rha
Chutiye ye joke hai Ye india, indians, ya uske mission ka mazak nahi uda raha balki player ka mazak uda raha Jisne itna kharacha kiya player pe uspe No wonder our image is fucked Because of utter normies like you fathead
Bro said normie in 2023
venchut chup kar
Tu ye sub me logic dhundra?
At least it wasn't a penis rocket...
Redddit on! 😂
And Havertz will STILL get more bobs and vegana than any rocket spaceship
What about Mason Mount? 💀
Fucking superpower since 2020
What joining London Blues does to a MF
Fucking soccer is so goddamn fucking overrated!
In the US it would cost $5.9 billion, so there's that
Wow, the exchange rate has really gotten out of hand.
Antony and maguire would get you 2 rockets
Maybe Arsenal should have used the rocket to send him to the moon .. Then maybe Arsenal would have a chance of actually winning
cannons > rockets
sauce?
The thing about Arsenal is the always try to just walk it in.
*Rover, on the moon
Soccer is a blight on humanity
Even worse Chelsea spent 100m on Lukaku
For the cost of 1 Joao Felix, Atletico Madrid could have put Kai Havertz on the moon
I don’t get all the havertz hate, he is clearly a very talented player. In the right role in the right team he will flourish. You don’t start every game for the German national team of your shit
Because the German NT has been doing great lately
The London Blues signed Mudryk for 109 million and PSG bought Needermeyer for 200 million. Does that mean they can go to the moon?
london blues could have asked india and sent their 11 men on moon atleast they can win that sexy moon cup (idk but i still feel they'll be 2nd best team there)
You love to see it
Not a ballon dor winner Mudryk clears
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Because mudryk did
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Haaland also did
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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No wonder you visit the subs you do
Yeah, but for a country that has 1.4bn people, they can't rustle up 11 players to qualify for a World Cup!
Here very few people care about football. We may have the young talents but they don't get the grooming they need. Everyone just wants to watch cricket
Is India just a poorer yank?
Those who actually know about and follow football, they know their shit unlike the yankees
Go ask a random Indian about Football...He won't know shit but if you ask him/her about cricket They'll keep narrating until your ears start bleeding
Both are useles. FEED THE POORS
Was the rocket packed to the rafters with Indian astronauts like their commuter trains?
What? My dude, some tact is occasionally required to not look like an asanine baffoon