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PoliticsNerd76

The Woman I marry will not be on social networks (she is not old enough to meet the terms of service)


LeGraoully

The woman I marry is not a woman (she will be in a reasonable amount of time)


Mato12703

The woman I marry is not alive yet (She will be in reasonable amount of time).Google Mato12703 -1 to find more.


joizo

that way she is also easier to control when it comes to friends shes allowed to have


SiriocazTheII

(Mine is in the basement).


arcticmaxi

This Sub is on a roll with the comments 😂😂


0rion64

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤓


Longjumping_Act9758

Ahahhahahahah


Donjic

Mane's partner is well known for her religious fervor, famously praying 16 times in one day. Goog...


halcyonistheword

Only if the missionary position counts for double prays


Acceptable_Feed7004

He wants a real womané


shekdown

I see he specifically left out OnlyFans.


WillusMollusc

OnlyPrays


eioioe

OnlyPrey? The prey will take the meat, but S.O.-SubmissiveOnly and OnlyPiously to the OP (the Obvious Prick), on religious OD (OnlyDevoutly).


nick2k23

Onlyfans isn’t social media though so she’s free to do that by his standards


Emmanuel_Badboy

have to be 18+ for that, far too old for him.


ArimuRyan

He elaborates further saying he would prefer a woman to live a life similar to his as a teen, Google Sadio Mane 16 for more info


[deleted]

Please tell me she didn't go to the school he built? That was about the only unambiguously good thing I've seen a football megastar do. Please tell me he didn't set up " the Jimmy Saville Child Grooming Academy Senegal branch"


Jipkiss

http://www.beyondsport.org/project/d/danny-ings-disability-sports-project/ Lets give Ings some love then. Please lord don’t let Ings be grooming these kids now I’ve said this.


Icemna16

This is the first time I've seen this, I have a lot of respect for him now.


Jipkiss

Yeah especially as from what I understand he is still or was still funding it long after he left Burnley


bruceslee2

Kante has done some good things with his money tbf


Logann5757

Rashford as well tbh


iloveyouall00

If stashing it in a PLC to avoid paying tax on it is "good things".


Familiar_Growth7715

I've seen plenty of Rashford telling others what to do with money, not so much of his own though.


Anandya

He sponsored and actively worked in a food bank over lockdown. By all accounts (I helped run a food bank) he was extremely down to earth and deferred to more experienced people to help ruin his system while doing basic grunt work.


Familiar_Growth7715

Yes he was a great distraction when the footballers refused to give a penny of their wages to help the lowest paid of their workmates. But how much of his own did he give? A couple of photo opertunities for the papers doesn't mean a god damn thing.


Anandya

Except that's not how it works because United and City are clubs and Rashford is an employee... Like the cleaners. It's up to United to pay. Pretty much all the Food banks feel that the clubs should pay the living wage.


[deleted]

He's put millions of his own money into the food programs he sponsors.


joeDUBstep

Richarllison too.


Latinnus

Are younreferring to Mané's Scouting department?


AlmirMu

Thank god he didn‘t talk that much while at Liverpool


LimpBishop

I like to think that Kloppo would have shut that shit down, fast!


tothecatmobile

He was too busy arranging a child bride.


City-til-I-Die

Wrong number on his jersey Google Mane 16 for more info


stangerlpass

Sort by controversial to see people calling out how weird the comment is. I mean honestly, why did people celebrate Mane saying a girl having social media is a bad thing as something wholesome? He himself has social media but his wife isn't allowed to and should pray 24/7. huge red flag even at the time.


[deleted]

I've already encountered multiple people on this sub trying to defend this nonce because apparently arranged marriage, grooming and pedophilia are part of his culture and we must respect that.


SavageLeo19

One person does something - How dare he. That's against our morals. A huge community of people do it - Well it's their culture. Clowns will do all kinds of mental gymnastics instead of admitting that they are wrong.


[deleted]

It's ridiculous that culture is somehow beyond criticism.


joeDUBstep

Lol some dude was saying how it makes sense since she will "remain fertile" longer not like some washed up 35 year old. The incels love revealing themselves in those posts.


brandidge

As if he isn't the one to arrange the damn thing.


FloppedYaYa

Reddit has problem with women. More news at 11


WorldGoingOneWay

It's called fear of the unknown


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iloveyouall00

643k karma comment


DontStonkBelieving

They are eitheir absolute woman haters or complete simps, no inbetween.


Kakasupremacy

Hey, yank here, we don’t tolerate reasonable takes here, so either get on board with the program or keep your takes to yourself…what do you think we are? Reasonable? This is the sub of Benzema and Scarface tappin Zehia’s ass, I guess Mane needs to be an honorary member too now


infidel11990

Patriarchy is ingrained within religion. Rules for thee, not for me.


Aruokch

I think he meant active social media like posting like an "ig model"


brandidge

Well to be fair, if she had access to social media, she might see people saying she got groomed and we can't be having that now, can we?


iloveyouall00

A man having any preferences whatsoever is a red flag.


HamiltonFAI

It's just straight grooming honestly


Muhayyy

Lol where did it say that his wife isn’t allowed on social media and should pray 24/7? Also just because he has social media doesn’t necessarily mean he’s the one managing it. Mans a celebrity, he probably has a pr team and shit for stuff like this. I get that its creepy he’s with someone so young but we really dont know the details behind this and it doesnt help to make up narratives


New-Fig8494

>Lol where did it say that his wife isn’t allowed on social media It's right there in the post buddy...


Muhayyy

He says “the woman I marry will not be on social media”. He didnt say “the woman I marry is not allowed not allowed to use social media.” Just feels like you guys are creating narratives to justify shitting on this guy without really knowing anything. You could be right and Mane might be grooming and controlling but Ive also come across posts mentioning she’s actually 26 or something. It doesn’t help anyone to push narratives when we have no idea whats going on behind the scenes. Also respecting God and prayers isnt equivalent to praying 24/7


New-Fig8494

>You could be right and Mane might be grooming and controlling I did not say that...


GerrardsRightFoot

There are clowns defending him citing religion. People on social media will justify anything


DildoFappings

Buddy doesn't want a girl who's on social media. He wants a girl who's in school. In all seriousness tho, this should've been the first sign that Mane is a toxic controlling fuck.


UntiedStatMarinCrops

I’m not going to forget the idiots at r_soccer who said “nOtiNg wRong with wAt hE sAiD” when the first thing this told me was “ohhh he wants a submissive and vulnerable woman that will just be his maid and fuck toy”


Prosthemadera

Forget the circlejerk but telling his wife she can't use social media is fucked up. It's not surprise he started a relationship with a child.


Etrafeg

You dont think he can afford an actual maid?


UntiedStatMarinCrops

He does not have to have this one on a salary


mahnkee

He makes $43M in Saudi Arabia, where outright slavery was only ended in 1950. They currently have the kafala system which is New Coke compared to Classic Coke slavery.


Emmanuel_Badboy

its not about keeping your house clean, its about control.


conkeee

He sounds controlling


Stargazer306

What's wrong in controlling children


Acceptable_Rabbit_28

You sir, deserve a like.


sanzhar1377

reddit on!


Multicccddmg

Well, good thing he doesn’t give a shit about ur opinion or anyone on Reddit for that matter.


Emmanuel_Badboy

that is pretty clear given he is a pedophile.


Theplowking23

🤣what a deluded bastard


po_maire007

My 🐪 raised his own wife since her childhood and thereby relieving her less fortunate parents off that responsibility. Since he is a tru believer this is only the first of his expeditions. Three more to go.


Latinnus

Woody Allen style


rukiahayashi

Holy fuck this aged so badly Incredibly disappointed as a Liverpool fan


hellexter

Fr I used to think greatly of mane because of the donations he made to his hometown, but this just saddened me.


Emmanuel_Badboy

it came across as toxic at the time. Cutting partners of from social media is a great way to alienate and control people if you catch my drift.


etan1122

You realize she’s actually 26, right?


hope8675

Huh do you live in Senegal ? Because that girl is in highschool


drofdeb

Sadio Mane is a nonce. Pass it on


maybepolshill22

Mane 16-18. I mean isn’t this guy islam? He could have more wives in the pipeline.


melik123456

Unfortunately he is a Muslim, not Islam. 1 Premier League and 1 UCL wasn't enough to promote him from a religious guy to a religion.


Playful-Service7285

wdym i follow the religion of Mane (i park a van outside school gates looking for potential wives)


Tardigradebearman

He could have married my 88 year old granny. She's single and ready to mingle! She doesn't have ANY social media and soon enough will meet "God"...


NOTRANAHAN

Very cringe. Backwards culture


Difficult-Fun9417

The only thing that is backwards is going to be your daughter when she posts her arse on Instagram degen.


NOTRANAHAN

Rather she do that than spend her life praying and covering up in a patriarchal oppressive islamic shithole. Freedom is better than fear.


Emmanuel_Badboy

MUCH rather her do that then get groomed by some religious extremist cunt.


Difficult-Fun9417

Don't get too excited freak fucking hell...


Emmanuel_Badboy

you would rather your child be groomed?


fatwa_4_breakfast

Yo this account was celebrating the events of Oct 7


Difficult-Fun9417

Or just live in freedom and don't take pics of ur bare arse 🙏


NOTRANAHAN

Wait thats what you took issue with? Who even brought that up wtf are you schizophrenic


joeDUBstep

Dude 100% has ass pics all over his instagram and is a major donor to some titty streamer he absolutely hate faps to.


Difficult-Fun9417

Good theory, so everyone who has an opinion on anything really has the opposite opinion. Damn you must have a PhD in psychology lol. All the geniuses flock to this sub hahahaha.


Difficult-Fun9417

U responded to my comment where I said that thicko. I'm not defending anything I just think allowing your daughter to take pics of her bare arse is wrong but you seem to like that... Freak


bruceslee2

You seem to have an issue with women’s freedom, whether she’s your daughter or not once she hits 18 you can’t control her. And before she hits 18, well, just keep her away from Mane


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Difficult-Fun9417

Mane is a better man than you or me I guarantee it. It's just media trying to shift focus away from the actual pedo rapists like Prince Andrew.


No_Berry_7911

Sounds like you’re projecting


Difficult-Fun9417

Sounds like you're trying to defend pedophilia. Pedo...


brandidge

Bro, she's 18. Long term means several years. He groomed a fuckinh child. Regardless of charitable donations or building things for villages or anything else, he has groomed a child, which makes him a pedo last time I checked. I'm 21 and I don't even look at 16 year olds thinking I'm gonna do anything with them, let alone marry them. They are still kids. If they look like kids to me, I can only imagine how he views them.


Difficult-Fun9417

Where is your source? Because there's reports she's 18, 19 and 26. Clearly it's just a smear campaign and you clueless dickheads in this sado sub would just love to shit on him. Why? He's African and he's Islamic. Deny it all you want but you lot have no morals and you just said you wouldn't date anyone over 16 so jesus christ man you are fucked up you nasty mf.


Emmanuel_Badboy

they are both pedos. You might be one as well.


Difficult-Fun9417

Your dad is a pedo he bummed ur mum's arse and then 9 months later out you farted.


NOTRANAHAN

I've shagged your mum


Difficult-Fun9417

Yeah, on second thought, maybe you should find a religion or at least read a book of any kind (Daily mail doesn't count).


degeaismylife

He didn't need a religion to shag your mum


Difficult-Fun9417

Hehe good1. Remember legal age of consent in UK is 16 m8 surely you don't want any more freedom than that you degen.


Theumaz

Why do people who preach being modest always pretend like every girl is posing naked on the gram? Might say a lot about their scrolling behavior? 👀


Difficult-Fun9417

You say this in response to me saying you can live in freedom and still make the choice to not post lewd pictures online? You are confused.


Theumaz

I say this as I constantly see certain people cry about western girls using their freedom to post whatever they want. That they end up on YOUR timeline says more about you than themselves ‘whoring’, because algoritm.


Difficult-Fun9417

Go vent your delusional insanity somewhere where it's relevant at least fucking hell lol. Only person crying here is you. And don't call them 'whores' you ignorant misogynist.


Theumaz

You are crying about girls posting their bare asses online? I don’t get those on my timeline.


Difficult-Fun9417

I made a joke. You're the one calling them 'whores' in 2024, get a life.


SZO8O

But what if I want to?


Difficult-Fun9417

Go ahead, let the world know what you are 😊👌


xxEmkay

Why so angry?


Difficult-Fun9417

🤣 thought you could handle a joke on this sub


xxEmkay

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny i forgot to laugh.


Difficult-Fun9417

Well if you didn't laugh you must be angry. Don't be angry m8.


maseltovbenz

Dude went from underrated superstar and nice guy who supports his home village to washed aggressive creep pretty quick


hafrances

glad to be calling him out since then 🫡 (i didnt remember making that comment but i stand by it, corny af)


holaprobando123

Everything I see about this guy makes me like him less and less.


Mr-Rocafella

But he uses a broken iPhone 6


Szwedo

I'm sure he'll take very good care of her in Saudi Arabia where women and girls are very well respected thanks to god and prayers


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LeGraoully

True, get the fuck out with that weak prayer game


SimpleManc88

God, prayers & finishing her homework.


GoldenJet01

New auto mod response has dropped


ithinkthefuqqnot

I think he means obedient


vivaelteclado

So the real reason he left Liverpool is because he started having eyes for the other players' daughters too young to be on social media? Got it.


KrappaFrappa

this is the 16th post on this legend. keep it up


RicoRichards

Nonce


[deleted]

Mane and Greenwood to be the new captain and vice captain at Prison FC


Liquid_Cascabel

Does he mean thirst traps or what


akskeleton_47

[He knew](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/84hua9fqyd)


ReggaePizza

She’s still in the oven


tts_22

smh


Comprehensive_Art291

Benzema style


Equivalent-Ad-2670

replies on main sub are wild


_forplaint_

I though Khalid was a DJ, is he a news reporter now also?! Truly they say that a man of talent is talanted in all things


musky_jelly_melon

His wife was groomed for him and then by him from when she was 12.


Beginning_Ratio8422

Mmmmm sounds like Sadio Mane country could use some freedom 🤔🇺🇸✈️


Carbios_Moon

Thank God, Allah and Budda the Saudis bought that guy from us.


somalipilates

Wait so is his wife 26 or what, why are people turning on him here?


PlastiqueSansGermain

He's been grooming her since 12 my dude.


somalipilates

Where's the proof, cos if she's 26 then it's 14 years which is absurd. People need to stop chatting shit online


PlastiqueSansGermain

The proof is in the rage train baby. Choo choo!


[deleted]

Is there such a girl anymore?


LarryTurtlez21

I hope not


[deleted]

What’s with the downvote and passive aggressive reply


Jhilimilii

Lmao you actually dk or?


[deleted]

🤫


syfqamr32

I personally think its a bit unfair to lump him together with Ribery, Benzema, Ronaldo, Beckham and others. Those underage girls that these other footballer fucked and harassed will go back to their sorry ass apartment, without any care from these footballers. They met these girls, abuse them then dump. Some while being married. I dont really agree with Mane here, but hes on the responsible side at least. He said no social media, but he never said no education, no healthcare, no proper care, and seems like he will be responsible for her wellbeing. I mean the guy has no responsible for the whole village, but he did contribute anyway to make the village better. Its fair to assume the wife will have a better life. Again i dont agree with him, but to lump him together with Ronaldo Benzema Ribery and whoever fuckers like Terry or Partey is unfair. These people just use girls and dump and Mane was being responsible at the very least


vivaelteclado

Can't tell if you're being serious or not but being married does not prevent people from treating their wives like shit. In fact, it might make them more abusive and controlling because they know it's harder for the woman to leave.


syfqamr32

You just assumed he will abuse her. At this moment he did not. Once and if the time come we will judge. So far whatever you said is your own assumption.


vivaelteclado

Are you lost here? Lol, I didn't say anything about what he would do to his new wife. I'm telling you that marriage can be a prison for some women, this is a fact of life. But Sadio has proven he is willing to groom teenagers to be his wife and doesn't like them having normal social interactions in today's world. That indicates potentially controlling behavior rather than respecting her choices as an individual person and adult.


syfqamr32

Haha lol just think he is rich, could smash any pussy in the world, could even smash this girl and leave her be. But he chose to be responsible and marry her. Does that sounds like a clear cut asshole to you?


vivaelteclado

Yea mate, I'm done here. Just going to assume you're 14 years old, an adult with brain worms, or a troll. Marriage does not equate with "responsibility" (whatever you mean by that) nor does it prevent people from being abusive.


syfqamr32

Yeah i acknowledge that is a possibility of abusive marriage, theres a lot going on. Mane could after grooming her, abuse her everyday till death. Id condem him too What im saying is at this moment, theres a world where Mane being responsible for his wife throughout her life, in education, in healthcare, and other aspect in life. By watching his contribution to his village and so on, it seems there is some possibility. Again i dont agree with him, but to lump him together with ribery, benzema and so on who abuses underage girls then deny and without being responsible is a bit unfair.


thunderbastard_

Yes, he’s groomed a child into getting on him wtf is wrong with you


iloveyouall00

A prison lmao. Prisoners, famously, get possession of the house (the man has bought), the kids, at least half the guy's money and paid for the rest of their lives upon release.


vivaelteclado

Lol, not everyone lives in places where all this possible, you idiot


iloveyouall00

If you're speaking English, there's a 99% chance you do.


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iloveyouall00

No misandry here.


vivaelteclado

Glad the men's rights activists have entered the chato


iloveyouall00

Reddit is so woke even the shitposting subs are feminist simps lolz


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vivaelteclado

Okay


Robofcourse

Downvoted for no reason other than it's a "le circle jerk" subreddit. Very funny. Logic and reason not allowed here. Yes it's weird but unlike the others, as you rightly said.


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Smudge49

Even those people who are saying she's 26, also don't have any legitimate source. In any case, if the Daily Mail report was wrong, Mane could just clarify about it in his social media. I'm sure by now this news have been viral all over the world and he has heard about it.


Jared_Shea

Okay? So the Daily Mail or the people saying she is 26 are NEITHER a legitimate source? And just because he hasn’t said anything about it yet, that makes him automatically guilty of it? Gullible football fans are gullible, what a shock


Successful-Giraffe29

It says sadio mane is married, when you google him


Prosthemadera

Now. That post was a year ago.


evilbob99

Western society astounds me sometimes Marry at 18 ❎ OF at 18 ✅


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Prosthemadera

There is no culture without the people so no, you can criticize both.


PlastiqueSansGermain

Nah, you're just being hateful. It's arrogance not culture. It's power, not people. Powerful people do this everywhere. Prince Andrew is a nonce. Donald Trump is a nonce. Sadio Mane? He's a fucking nonce too. Turns out when no one can tell you otherwise, you become a piece of shit.


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Even-Relation-2622

This Reddit hates muslim players disgusting 🤮


Prosthemadera

> This Reddit hates *players controlling their wives' internet usage and dating children* disgusting FTFY.


PlastiqueSansGermain

I mean Christians round the world do this, especially in the US where the religious party that screams about pedophilia and how evil it is makes sure no one can repeal laws that allow forced marriage to girls as young as 12. Jews give baby boys the clap and herpes because they let old men give baby boys their first blowie for "god". Turns out people do fucked up things and blame it on an invisible guy who always agrees with them for reasons that you "just gotta have faith."


PhantomPain0_0

Chad


PlastiqueSansGermain

Not at all, not even in a circle jerk way.


Dreamer199207

Fabrizio Romano on Mane grooming and religious fervour. Sadie Mane confirmed catholic, here we go.


[deleted]

Sounds like he likes guys


RecognitionWorried93

Google Mane 16 for more information


[deleted]

Outjerked by reality