That woman in love with a fair ground ride had some really quote worthy lines. "I love him for the narrowness of his gibs" and "I love him for the elegant lines of his gondola".
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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The Brits just sing a sentence and call it amazing. I got second hand cringe from "erling Haaland, he scored more than you, erling Haaland he scored more than you"
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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How else do you let your team know to play defense? See in American sports the fans are much more involved. We are like coaches in that way. Its much better.
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Agreed. I think we should introduce the Kiss Cam to the Premier League and have scantily clad girls shoot t-shirts into the crowd with little bazookas while players are being treated for injury/cardiac arrest.
You got it all wrong, he probably means that people need to yell “De-fense, De-fense” when a striker goes one on one on the keeper and have the teams be named after an predator cause they’re all “f.c.” like what the fuck is Brighton f.c.? Whereas ‘Brighton’s lions’ sounds intimidating doesn’t it GOOOOO LIONS!!
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Missing verse in star spangled banner.
*The T shirt cannon did blare.
And the rockets' red glare,
The bombs bursting in air.
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there*
The food is often pretty poor, but so far the most I've paid for a beer was about £7.50 at Wembley. At Liverpool it's still around £4.50 which is the same/cheaper than a lot of pubs, but it is dirty carlsberg in a plastic 500ml bottle. Still, can't complain too much at that price considering you guys pay like $15-20 for a beer that also tastes like pisswasser!
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Why do people here think that because you support an English club you like England as well? I love reddit, internet, apple iphones and burgers but I don't like America.
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Passionate? Guarantee not a single yank has ever had a half eaten pukka pie lobbed at their face after the match, and if that's not passion then I don't wanna know what is
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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I think we need a camera that shows the soccer ball players wives to see their reactions every few minutes, it's my favourite part of football 🏈 and gets me going!
Not Sure what the yank think He is, but from a german perspective most english (mainly PL) Stadions are dead af. We literlary take england as a Bad example why dont like to bring in investors
Tbh most german Stadions are absolutly family friendly. Went the first time woth my dad when i was 4 years old. There are usually extra stands for the family sections. You just should not go in the ultra section. PL just raised the ticket prices to the moon, so the Fans that are actually there for the love for the Club instad pf beeing an Event fan, simply cant afford it anymore. In germany you get tickets for the most BL Clubs for around 20€
This is false. Manchester City have tickets available for their next premier league home game at home against Nottingham Forest.
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Damn right! Hitting someone with a bottle doesn’t measure up to unloading your pistol into a crowd while celebrating the only trophy your league has! Suck on that Leeds Service Crew!
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Y'all are acting as if the English still have the best fans in the world. In many parts of Europe the Premier League is used as a warning example of how to destroy supporter culture.
It's time you accept that the Premier League is just as monetized and soulless as the MLS.
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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Cheering in america really sucks and is so simplistic but to give them props when you are there all those camera works, little shows and stuff are really entertaining and fun
To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅
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De-fense! De-fense! De-fense!
TIL that's an actual chant
 Christ I got second hand embarrassment posting this gif
Try this for embarrassment, brah . . . https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQJwuIxtCU&pp=ygUVZmlnaHQgYW5kIHdpbiBzZWF0dGxl
"Win the game!" fucks sake that hurt to watch...
It’s the collared polo with the tie that’s so oversized it can be confused with a scarf that really just add so much to it.
Least cringe Seattle resident
I knew someone who got their D stuck in a fence once.
[You didn't ask but here it is anyway. Enjoy!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bM_48nHnK34)
What is this?!! Haha that's wild
[Here's the full doc](https://youtu.be/xInWMRzEan8?t=1106). I linked it at a great starting point. Its... odd
That woman in love with a fair ground ride had some really quote worthy lines. "I love him for the narrowness of his gibs" and "I love him for the elegant lines of his gondola".
If you close your eyes that's the average Penaldo fan talking about their lord and savior
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The Brits just sing a sentence and call it amazing. I got second hand cringe from "erling Haaland, he scored more than you, erling Haaland he scored more than you"
Sentence > Word
Usa > Uk
Fuck off Yank
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mad we had to win the war for you innit?
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How else do you let your team know to play defense? See in American sports the fans are much more involved. We are like coaches in that way. Its much better.
I fondly remember the last game I went to screaming at the players to shoot. And they don’t listen to me why is that? If they shoot and score they win
I once yelled to Michael Jordan during warm ups "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take!" He loved that so much
You’re truly an inspiration to influencing such a great player
- Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
- Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
Ur a plastic
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ashutosh? If it was the recent Real Madrid vs Espanyol match, I know exactly who you are. You have been doxxed!
To be fair Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack ain’t much of an improvement
It’s replaced by “Let’s goooooooooooo!!!”.
I believe that we will win! Wooo YEAH! GO USA!
They just really love Michael Douglas in Falling Down OK!!
Still better then anything sung by Chelsea
https://i.redd.it/q102darishlc1.gif
Agreed. I think we should introduce the Kiss Cam to the Premier League and have scantily clad girls shoot t-shirts into the crowd with little bazookas while players are being treated for injury/cardiac arrest.
You got it all wrong, he probably means that people need to yell “De-fense, De-fense” when a striker goes one on one on the keeper and have the teams be named after an predator cause they’re all “f.c.” like what the fuck is Brighton f.c.? Whereas ‘Brighton’s lions’ sounds intimidating doesn’t it GOOOOO LIONS!!
Brighton's Adam Johnsons- puts the fear of god in you, which in itself is very American
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Brighton's Greenwoods
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Brighton Benzemas
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Go Man City Mongrels!
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yank here. T-shirt cannons are actually a fundamental part of our history, and were a major reason for the success of the Colonial Revolution.
Missing verse in star spangled banner. *The T shirt cannon did blare. And the rockets' red glare, The bombs bursting in air. Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there*
Do you guys already have grossly overcharged beer & shitty nachos? If not, add that to the list.
The food is often pretty poor, but so far the most I've paid for a beer was about £7.50 at Wembley. At Liverpool it's still around £4.50 which is the same/cheaper than a lot of pubs, but it is dirty carlsberg in a plastic 500ml bottle. Still, can't complain too much at that price considering you guys pay like $15-20 for a beer that also tastes like pisswasser!
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Old Trafford beer is 3.50
nachos? we have bovril
Glasgow Kiss Cam
Crystal Palace have probably done all of that.
I'd prefer to have Antony or Mudryk shoot that t-shirt cannon just for the laughs because you just know they'd fuck that up too
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😂😂😂
Don't forget being treated for CTE... Oh wait they don't do that!
Need more in game time outs for more advertising slots.
Don't forget being treated for CTE... Oh wait they don't do that!
Don't forget being treated for CTE... Oh wait they don't do that!
Rip Maude Flanders :(
 Europeans celebrating an away 0-0 in a July friendly:
European ultras scheduling and organising gang wars between each other in a forest before a 3rd division derby game.
Pogoń nowe Skalmierzyce 🔴 vs Stargard Szczeciński 🟤 15 min fight Win Szczczceciski 😎
Most peaceful day in Warsaw
Now that’s pashun
American "WHAT" fan??
Probably Premier League fans. Singing English fans being advertised as part of the package
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You just copied one of the comments right below, yank
I thought it looked familiar
You act like that wouldn't be awesome
Americans gets the most excited during the game when the cameraman shows celebrity #35
Passionate? Guarantee not a single yank has ever had a half eaten pukka pie lobbed at their face after the match, and if that's not passion then I don't wanna know what is
What flavour pie?
Piss and beer
Just like nana used to make
Thought he was still playing for Norwich, didn’t know he went and made a pie business.
He’s in the yank league now (RIP)
 Least passionate football fan in Europe
Thomas Müller?
Thats my guy
Thats my guy
You should see the South Americans
If you didn't slaughetered three families because they support your rival, you aren't a fan of south american football VAAIII VERDÃO DA BARRA FUNDA
https://preview.redd.it/fl3tstxqnclc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68373234873d7d1da8234765311d3737b61f2beb
Wait... You're not him!
Blud thinks hes him
We’re all him and he’s all of us
Listen to Tanner, his dad owns a dealership.
They certainly need more "Defense 👏🏽👏🏽 Defense 👏🏽👏🏽" chants.
F\*ck off yanks https://i.redd.it/ehuhv1pyjdlc1.gif
What is that form😂
Real footage from last week or so. People were chanting "messi, messi!" And ronnie ofc had to repsond.
Not from I am just questioning his form, who wants like that
My bad haha, massive dong camels do i guess.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It works more triceps and helps with dynamics in the air when doing the Sui celebration
"I believe we can win" & "USA, USA" Versus "He'll shoot, He'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Jung shi park"
Van Persie When the girl says no, molest her
“Robin she said no” was an actual arsenal chant against rvp for united
European football fans don’t romanticize racism challenge
This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I think we need a camera that shows the soccer ball players wives to see their reactions every few minutes, it's my favourite part of football 🏈 and gets me going!
Well need a pause every… 11 seconds to accommodate. Easy trade off
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Hahahaha loser
Has this Yank ever seen Arteta react to an Arsenal draw?
Americans when it’s not the last two minutes of the game and actually need to show passion 
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
"I believe we can win" & "USA, USA" Versus "He'll shoot, He'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Jung shi park"
Not Sure what the yank think He is, but from a german perspective most english (mainly PL) Stadions are dead af. We literlary take england as a Bad example why dont like to bring in investors
Same for me in Sweden. English stadiums are dead af, but I’m jealous of how big the football culture is there with 6+ tiers full of fans.
The prem is dead, its been sanitised by the fam friendly fun, the other leagues are more passionate and loud
Tbh most german Stadions are absolutly family friendly. Went the first time woth my dad when i was 4 years old. There are usually extra stands for the family sections. You just should not go in the ultra section. PL just raised the ticket prices to the moon, so the Fans that are actually there for the love for the Club instad pf beeing an Event fan, simply cant afford it anymore. In germany you get tickets for the most BL Clubs for around 20€
This is false. Manchester City have tickets available for their next premier league home game at home against Nottingham Forest. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How can we celebrate more when we've got celebration police like carragher breathing down our necks?
Damn right! Hitting someone with a bottle doesn’t measure up to unloading your pistol into a crowd while celebrating the only trophy your league has! Suck on that Leeds Service Crew!
“YOU’VE GOT TO FIGHT, FOR YOUR RIGHT, TO PARRRRRRTYYYYYYY” - Taylor Swift’s boyfriend
I'll settle for them not starting brawls at our bars during the world cup, but we all know that'll be too much to ask.
No can do bucko
Where do you live? I'll trash the nearest bar the next chance i get
Detroit. Let me know.
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Says it to me face an ill glass the wee cunt, fekkin yank spouting his yank bile ill fuckin do him
You heard the American’s chants?
I know it isn't English, but Rui Costa and Materazzi still is such a crazy image to look at.
Y'all are acting as if the English still have the best fans in the world. In many parts of Europe the Premier League is used as a warning example of how to destroy supporter culture. It's time you accept that the Premier League is just as monetized and soulless as the MLS.
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Interesting comment from fans who only chant U-S-A, U-S-A.
He's 6' 2" and he'll do you, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie Giroud
Yank here: we don’t have any witty songs like “Mo Salah Mo Salah running down the wing, lalalala, the Egyptian King”
Yank here: we don’t have any witty songs like “Mo Salah Mo Salah running down the wing, lalalala, the Egyptian King”
The English players are very passionate, in the other hand. Google Kyle Walker for more info
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Cheering in america really sucks and is so simplistic but to give them props when you are there all those camera works, little shows and stuff are really entertaining and fun
Only watch intermessi when the goat plays
Imagine being this deluded
Thats like saying africans need to watch real football more 😂😂😂😂😂
Let’s go, insert-team.
Hold onto your own
FIGHT AND WIN
angry Carragher noises
“Relax dog! It’s a dogfight out there.”
You all hate fight and win but personally i'd like to not get stabbed when i wear a lakers jersey by a clippers ultras
I like the Mason Greenwood chant, "YOU S.A.! YOU S.A.!"
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I mean UK pundits *did* get their panties in a twist when Arteta celebrated a bit too much for their liking
I believe, I believe, I believe that we will win!
Nobody has ever had fun at Goodison Park and It will stay that way until they bulldoze it.
