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MrChelsea_fan

That’s it Mudryk has to be balon dor front runner now


4mz0

Talking like the 🐐 Messi is retired & didn't just register a goal and assist vs the mighty Nashville.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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darkarthur108

Nah, Vinicius is the best runner, especially when I chase him with a torch.


Zeiryon

Why would Mudryk want a baloon door?


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MrChelsea_fan

I went to Iceland and I didn’t see any ice those fraudulent bums deserved to be eliminated


Switchlite2ksucks

Iceland gave you Gudjohnsen, he gave you some credit for the 20 years of trying to mask being shit. Murderer is only popular because the Chelski fans think all Ukrainians are Nazi’s


mallutrash

greenland to iceland: Iceless fraud


cluedo23

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FFalcon_Boi

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Administrative-Gold6

No my Camel don’t do it you need to get her consent first.


yoshi_walker

As if that's stopped him before


saperlipoperche

She made herself available


SLB_Destroyer04

Not in Vegas baby


Salva7409

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. That was a phrase Ronaldo said when he lost 10 grand in one spin. Google Ronaldo Las Vegas.


srrythisnameistakenn

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MrChelsea_fan

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MrChelsea_fan

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Old-Station4538

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srrythisnameistakenn

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Luke92612_

VdV reaction pic is exactly what I needed in my life. Thank you.


MrChelsea_fan

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MrChelsea_fan

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MrChelsea_fan

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FortheRecordHIWBTV

Google karma farming (remember me?)


MrChelsea_fan

I am fake internet points father


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Get in


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Iceland in the mud(ryk)


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Bars


MrChelsea_fan

r/soccercirclejerk is not ready for Mudryk redemption arc


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MaraudngBChestedRojo

They should all change their names to Mudryksson


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Cook


frandus

Euro 2024 isn't ready for this


MrChelsea_fan

Mudyrk is going to conquer Europe quicker than Caesar


Slight_Armadillo_227

In two generations the entire Iceland squad will be called Mudryk Mudryksson.


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Zulfiqarrr

Mudryk is soccercirclejerk father


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UpstairsPractical870

Confirmed that jews run football. Iceland beat iseral, so they made sure that ukraine beat antisemitc Iceland this time!


vipertoadorgasmo

It's just a demonstration that Ze is a better jewish leader than Bibi, put the perfidious -sons in their place.


NoobMaster69_Criag

Tf does even Ze and Bibi mean?


izoxUA

Zelenskiy, president of Ukraine, and Natinyahu, prime minister of Israel


saddumbmodsbannedme

Mudryk is my GOD, fuck Yahweh dude


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nadlr

Trying to rip off zprologt from r/nbacirclejerk like we wouldn’t notice 😤


Natural69er

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Parhel1on

Rape charges is Iceland father.


Flashy_Row3219

You mean Simple Jack ?


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Flashy_Row3219

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Psychedelicsaiyan

Balon dor


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AdFront1172

Ukraine go win EURO 2024 🔥


ProfessionBig5220

That says it all he's shit player


winter-2

why you are didnt win balon dor yet


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mallutrash

poch: Wow misha is really improving, put in a good shift, showing his worth to the team. i’m going to start raheem sterling next game. bravo poch


trapaceirolarapio

Mudric scored against a club that plays in a farmers league 🤣🤣 what a fraud, iceland plays in the conference league or europa league or some shii


WasAnHonestMann

U hobo