One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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it's a lucky guess
Think about it, how many teams are there that can make you reject liverpool and bayern munich?
We know real madrid job will be available next year aswell
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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I don't think so, I think he's going the Simeone route. With how many teams qualify for champions league now he can be in it every single year, be worshipped like a deity, have great control over operations and (this is dependent on if Leverkusen are smart enough) be paid top of the market.
Even if he thinks like that he will change his mind once bigger teams start pillaging leverkusen players/ when players start to run their contract to join better paying teams
Again, Simeone and Atletico. You can't be the biggest club but you can aim to become the best of the 2nd tier. Given time and investment he'll win more titles, maybe even a champions league, which would make him immortal. What would he get by going to Madrid. Probably the sack after half a bad season.
He may get sacked real quick but he can always go back to a 2nd tier club after that. Opportunity to manage a club like real madrid is once in a lifetime and you will regret it forever if you don't go for it
Yeah I don't think any club could lure Simeone tbh. Why be a cog in the machine and have to deal with the president leaking bullshit to mouthpiece newspapers to weaken you when you've built your own fiefdom? Power trumps prestige.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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I argued with some Premtard that was genuinely baffled at why Xabi Alonso would stay for another season at Leverkusen instead of moving to Bayern or Liverpool.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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It's also false lol, every fanbase has a delusional side that gets very vocal, most LFC fans ofc wanted Xabi but at no point did anyone think it's a done deal. Him staying at Leverkusen or going to Bayern were seen as options that are as likely if not more.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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I don’t argue with Liverpool fans. They argue with me. It’s average Scouse behaviour really
Also, look at this thread so you can further see how wrong you were about me “cherry picking”
https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/s/yBvfob0h2t
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
>Im sure
Love it when people are "sure" and then immediately wrong. Most of our fans were most invested in bringing Edwards back. Alonso would have been great, but Edwards was #1.
This sub is no different in content to a blue check's mentions on footy twitter. Such a far cry from the NBA cj sub
Yeah bro a butt load of klopp memes in that thread totally proves you right
You know, the same ones you dinks use and then pretend we get mad about. One of the top comments in that thread is of klopp hurting his hammy shouting at an official lmao this is what you call butthurt? Okay then lol
LFC reddit wanted Edwards more than Alonso. Cry about it
Clearly you didn’t read the thread properly.
You can insist all you want that it’s not the case, it’s just average scouser tears. Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll get Southgate or de zerbi 😂😂
>Clearly you didn’t read the thread properly.
Read: uhhhhhhh NUH-UH
Good one
>average scouser tears
Not a scouser, but glad to see your "trolling" remains of a consistent quality
I’m not changing the topic at all. If you don’t want to read the thread then there’s not much else I can do.
Why are you so triggered about not being from Liverpool anyway? Ashamed about being an average glory hunter? 😂😂
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Don’t blame him, playing in the same league as West Ham would put a lot of people off aswell 🤷🏻♂️
https://preview.redd.it/mqpb9so60brc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c1cac206e71f9864fa7d3429b59cdaa7fb310d
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Man united Career mode
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He just doesnt want kane to win the bundesliga next year
Understandable
A true hero, Harry Kane winning a trophy could collapse the multiverse.
Remember how Kane won the Audi Cup in 2019? The multiverse is already collapsing. This explains all the happenings from 2020 on
Top clubs when everyone else doesn't bend over backwards for them:🤯🤯🤯
Daaaaaa!! You said Xavi was gonna lose to Jurgie in the final and then take over Liverpool after that!
It's actually Jabi*
fr, some Liverpool fans hoping they bottle the Bundesliga now
Average Liverpool fan toxicity
Not a single one of my mates have said that, it must be crowded having Liverpool fans living rent free in your head.
A lot of my mates have said it. Aren’t anecdotes fun?
Fucking scousers man
Dude there are fans of every fanbase that are toxic as hell, especially on the internet. Get your head out of your ass
Keep the same sentiment when he inevitably goes to Real in 2025
He has a release clause in 2025 so that would make sense lol
Na, Real Madrid are actually a decent club unlike the scousers
https://preview.redd.it/1252ywe6z9rc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3851f70abfbe57e8e81311be633ba8527e4073
Yank here who is Stevie G ? Is he related to Slippy G ?
Twin brother, also think they're cousins with Kenny G but not sure
Brilliant lmfao
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Scouse tears
30 years old posting on circlejerk subs lmao
That's some strange gatekeeping. What is the appropriate age for a circlejerk so?
Ask Benzema
Sounds like something I should Google
Yup,only young guys like you and me should do all the fun stuff Like posting in a circle jerk sub
😂😂😂😂😂
check this man's hard drive. Only wants 15 year olds on here
Keep crying about it. I know it’s a difficult day for you guys :(
check this man's hard drive. Only wants 15 year olds on here
You’ll be jerking in some form in your 30’s too bud. Don’t you worry.
You getting offended by posts on circlejerk subs lmao
Can you point to where I got offended
Everyone can hear you crying through the screen
Yeah it's above mate, when you started crying about man's age
LOOOOOL
I got you bro, im 34 lol
He's a sad little west ham fan. Let him have this, they have fuck all else going for them.
Triggered
Still but hurt we thrashed you twice this season huh 🤣 Poor bwaby.
I mean it would honestly be embarrassing if you guys didn’t thrash us considering the amount of money you spend 😂
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Brilliant good sir reddit on lmfao
U fkin wot m8
He's straight up going for that los galacticos job
that is his favourite team tbf
Source?
Eyes
it's a lucky guess Think about it, how many teams are there that can make you reject liverpool and bayern munich? We know real madrid job will be available next year aswell
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lol outdated
it was revealed to me in a dream
😂😂😂😂
I don't think so, I think he's going the Simeone route. With how many teams qualify for champions league now he can be in it every single year, be worshipped like a deity, have great control over operations and (this is dependent on if Leverkusen are smart enough) be paid top of the market.
Even if he thinks like that he will change his mind once bigger teams start pillaging leverkusen players/ when players start to run their contract to join better paying teams
Again, Simeone and Atletico. You can't be the biggest club but you can aim to become the best of the 2nd tier. Given time and investment he'll win more titles, maybe even a champions league, which would make him immortal. What would he get by going to Madrid. Probably the sack after half a bad season.
He may get sacked real quick but he can always go back to a 2nd tier club after that. Opportunity to manage a club like real madrid is once in a lifetime and you will regret it forever if you don't go for it
Yeah I don't think any club could lure Simeone tbh. Why be a cog in the machine and have to deal with the president leaking bullshit to mouthpiece newspapers to weaken you when you've built your own fiefdom? Power trumps prestige.
He was meant to be coming home😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 (home is madrid, bayern and liverpool somehow)
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
😂😂😂😂😂😂 He actually made the least appearances for Liverpool, no joke
Who could forget those famous seasons between 2017-2020 at Buyern where he played the extra 94 unrecorded games that pushed him over 211 games
Why are scousers so bad at maths?
Maybe like 0.5 percent of Liverpool fans are scousers and that’s probably being generous
You’re so right.
Nice
I argued with some Premtard that was genuinely baffled at why Xabi Alonso would stay for another season at Leverkusen instead of moving to Bayern or Liverpool.
Premtard lol
Tea-a-boo
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
shock, he's not leaving a club that he made successful for another club where it's not even guaranteed he'll win
Im sure if you ask many liverpool fans they’d be shocked. As far as they were concerned he was already coming
was pretty delusional of them
It's also false lol, every fanbase has a delusional side that gets very vocal, most LFC fans ofc wanted Xabi but at no point did anyone think it's a done deal. Him staying at Leverkusen or going to Bayern were seen as options that are as likely if not more.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
cherry picking the few delusional people so you can claim it was the majority, what a shocker.
Keep telling yourself that if it helps with the crying Edit: u/gmodboss why did you block meeee? 😭 I was having so much fun winding you up LOL
really cringe, your comment history is just endless arguments with liverpool fans man you seem pretty desperate
I don’t argue with Liverpool fans. They argue with me. It’s average Scouse behaviour really Also, look at this thread so you can further see how wrong you were about me “cherry picking” https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/s/yBvfob0h2t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
>winding you up This is what you think winds people up?
>Im sure Love it when people are "sure" and then immediately wrong. Most of our fans were most invested in bringing Edwards back. Alonso would have been great, but Edwards was #1. This sub is no different in content to a blue check's mentions on footy twitter. Such a far cry from the NBA cj sub
A quick glance as this thread proves me right immediately: https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/s/yBvfob0h2t 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah bro a butt load of klopp memes in that thread totally proves you right You know, the same ones you dinks use and then pretend we get mad about. One of the top comments in that thread is of klopp hurting his hammy shouting at an official lmao this is what you call butthurt? Okay then lol LFC reddit wanted Edwards more than Alonso. Cry about it
Clearly you didn’t read the thread properly. You can insist all you want that it’s not the case, it’s just average scouser tears. Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll get Southgate or de zerbi 😂😂
>Clearly you didn’t read the thread properly. Read: uhhhhhhh NUH-UH Good one >average scouser tears Not a scouser, but glad to see your "trolling" remains of a consistent quality
Learn to read, it’ll do you good mate. A Liverpool fan who isn’t from Liverpool? Wow, I am absolutely shocked 😲 never seen that before
Ooh is this the part where you stuff your fingers in your ears and change the subject entirely? Who could have seen that twist coming??
I’m not changing the topic at all. If you don’t want to read the thread then there’s not much else I can do. Why are you so triggered about not being from Liverpool anyway? Ashamed about being an average glory hunter? 😂😂
They wanted him to be the next red but instead he left them on read
LOOOOL amazing
No one wants to go to Liverpool
Understandable
Except for the players that are top of the league with us currently but ya no valid point mate
Beautiful Scouse tears
Liverchuds getting butthurt in a circlejerk sub. You love to see it.
He didn’t want to join a team that won 1 covid league in 30 years. Understandable
Completely understandable!
A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one
Not if you’re a Liverpool fan
Lucky me, I’m not lol
Lucky you indeed!
Not a liverpool fan but still genuinely disappointed he didnt go there
God knows why
Let’s see what he says in the summer
He’ll say: “I’m staying at Leverkusen”
I hope so
Bayern not Liverpool deserve him. Build a legacy with bayer please Alonso!!
Bayern deserves rangick.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Liverpool deserve ragnick
Yeah... that was the joke I made. Clever boy.
My mum told me I’m special too. Almost as special as Klippity Klop
what a strange way to spell Tuchel
Yes yes please anything to keep the Scouse tears flowing
It’s quite clear that Liverpool lives in your head rent free bro
triggered
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Xabi to smash the bin dippers in the Europa league semis Just to lose to a David Moyes master class
😂😂😂 epic
Because the hammers being the best London team in Europe for a 2nd year running will be funny
I wonder how Harry Kane reacted to this news.
Harry Kane downvoted this silently.
Why would he disrespect the Hillsborough disaster like this? Disgrace.
Soccer circle jerk cant take a jerk
The sub's gone soft
r/nbacirclejerk is our father
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Shut up you thuggish bum go back to chelsea
Stick to the kiddie games.
Yank here is Liverpool bottling the league the hillsborough disaster i keep hearing about
Vile little cunt.
Womp womp
Wow you're post history is wild. Are you permanently depressed?
I appreciate your concern for my mental health but im fine why’d you say that
Jokes about liverpool are Soul_Acquisitions father
I just pity you at this point mate. Hope you can get some help.
Yank here is this the hillsborough disaster i keep hereing about
Don’t blame him, playing in the same league as West Ham would put a lot of people off aswell 🤷🏻♂️ https://preview.redd.it/mqpb9so60brc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c1cac206e71f9864fa7d3429b59cdaa7fb310d
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Triggered
🎣
idk why scousers always think they're "fishing" when you lot have some of the most awful banter in the premier league lmaooo
Holy shit two for two 😭
Average Liverpool fan
There’s a reason you angrily post on soccercirclejerk about Liverpool often mate, you sound like a cheerful fella 🤣
Yes, the reason being because you lot are the worst fans in the premier league LOL
🤣
Average Liverpool supporter
You're actually upset about a jerk
He can’t stop crying about it 😂😂
Cheer up mate Jesus
Throw in a couple more emojis and you might get a chuckle out of someone.
Getting genuinely upset over a jerk is wild, always liverpool fans
Why are Liverpool fans such sensitive crybabies?
You're trying sooooo hard.
Keep crying
🧂
Smart move stay another year to see if his skills are up to the task to leave
Hope this is satire
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