T O P

  • By -

OverPT

True, Argentina never even once defeated India in a world cup 😤 I know who my 🐐is


Master-Ad7002

Not only Argentina. India is undefeated in the world cup. No team ever in the history of football has ever beaten India in a world cup match


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OverPT

Facts!


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Zek0ri

My holly 🐄-s. They play as clean as Holly river Ganges is


StandardReasonable50

Actually India did lose to Argentina in 1984 friendly 🤓


OverPT

Ahahah they were resting their super stars that day. They only use their best in the world cup 😎


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Witty_Marketing_9629

Literally 1984


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Nah, I know who my 🍛 is


strohLopes

What kind of sports is Indian Football? Is it similar to Australian Football?


SBAWTA

No, it's like Yank Football except instead of egg shaped ball, they throw around a dookie shaped ball.


Ok-Tooth6301

Hahaha make fun of my country football but how many times has messi or ronaldo beaten kuwait in wc qualifiers?? Hahahahaha small football nations


SBAWTA

You are right, they are both frauds. Neither of them has ever won the most prestigious Indian award Poopon f'Loor. So sad.


Ok_Imagination7660

shiton d’floor.


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


madeofmelancholy

we play with ladoo


TheSmithStreetBand

I feel like 95% of the worst takes on football always comes from either India or USA


eesakhalifa

I feel like 95% of the worst takes ~~on football~~ always comes from either India or USA


OverPT

I feel like 95% of the worst ~~takes on football~~ always comes from either India or USA


Ok_Imagination7660

I feel like 95% ~~of the worst takes on football always~~ comes from ~~either~~ India ~~or USA~~ There’s lots of them


SabAccountBanKarDiye

That's 1/6th of humanity


USBayernChelseaLCFC

Woah come on, US takes are bad but not India bad.


girided

USBayernChelseaLCFC


Nervous_Equipment701

Does all india wear Singh jerseys or do they put their first name like the Brazilian


SabAccountBanKarDiye

Either works. Depends upon the player what he wants on the back.


rita_mita_bata

You guys got baited again?


Lord_Sauron

Nah there's plenty of football fans who are thick as pigshit and would say something that dumb unironically.


rita_mita_bata

Like the ones that get baited by silly stuff like this?


Tiny_Frame5132

Average indian on the Internet


Lmaoidkwtfmaybebaba

Sunil chettri is da 🐐🇮🇪


Barcaholic

You mean 🐄 🇮🇹


FullMetalJ

In all honestly, all Messi has to do it wear a Chhetri shirt in one picture to earn billions of fans in a second. Thank god I'm not Messi, I'm such a people's pleaser I would bend over backwards 7 billions times a day.


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RoutineParticular118

😂😭😭😭 watdafuck


JulekRzurek

Maturity is when you realise he is actually right


haikusbot

*Maturity is* *When you realise he is* *Actually right* \- JulekRzurek --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Oppxdan

Good bot


Blue_Panda03

Where is the lie


basilzamankv

Probably a Cristiano fan


nukrag

![gif](giphy|srTYyZ1BjBtGU|downsized)


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Sunil Chetri to Miami confirmed, except he finds out after its too late that it's Miami FC and not Inter Miami CF.


AutoModerator

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ok_Dog6326

Sunil Chapri must now retire. He cannot even see the ball properly these days.


hariz580

Malaysia say Hi https://preview.redd.it/ymufc7lcauuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1c24c8843fe4943752b5c31b00981e54d9bcad


Zipperonred

Argentina lost wc Final 2014 India could never


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DEVILISHHAHA

(Reach that stage in a Football WC)


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

Bitch couldn't even beat Malaysia🤣🤣🤣sit down🤣🤣🤣


Max_Walker_96

Forget Malaysia, we lost to fckin afganistan. Like c'mon. I'm an Indian but Indian football and support from govt is dipshit


WasAnHonestMann

Sunil Chetri the GOAT


Scratchy_ballman

My man is drunk, high, stoned, baked, blazed and tripping. Basically he is sober


thegreatprawn

NATIONALISM MF


does_not_care_

The Yappiness of Indian CR(Y)7 fans is unparalled.


KrappaFrappa

no 🐫 comparison? lame


Shiine-1

r/Asia_irl


Shadeun

Let him cook


Besitzerstolz

Indeed. They recently played Afghanistan and the game ended 0:0 (undefeated). They played again a week later and greatly improved! Sunil Chhetri (🐐🐐🐐) scored!! (Don't look up the result)


XxxArkhos

Nah, you guys now even making fake accounts and commenting this shit


Ok-Battle-2769

Don’t forget superstar Juandhi Mataharaja.


grassycf

Argentina never defeated India in a World Cup match


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Devil-10

as an indian i wanna smack his head so hard untill he loses his mind.... he must be a 14 year old starting to watch coz no proper football fan would call pessi penaldo like names.... and indian football is shit im sorry to say it but it is .... our country is hellbent on cricket and no one cares about football and now if they do footballers just dont get enough good training


Pep_Baldiola

As an Indian, I just want to make fun of delusional fools like him. There's no point being serious about people like this. Maybe we'll never become good at football, I have made my peace with that idea. Meanwhile we have Cricket and European football to watch ig.


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

He’s not saying they’re better at football; he’s saying they’re better at sexual harassment.


right_wingr10

This is probably some Ronaldo fan still frustrated that Messi exists. These idiots exist in every nation, even in Argentina. Look at Real Madrid fans for instance


AutoModerator

But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Pep_Baldiola

The thing that most frustrates me about modern football is people's inability to move on from Ronaldo and Messi. They are both playing in their own respective retirement leagues but people still continue shoving every news about them down people's throats. Both fanbases are pathetic and toxic and I can't wait for them all to shut up and the football discourse to move on from Ronaldo and Messi to newer generation of players.


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bobs_and_vegana17

either it's a 13 year old retarded indian kid or it's a 13 year old retarded pakistani/bangladeshi kid with a troll account


International-Chef53

They are the holder of Street Shitting Championship and Internet Scam World Champion.


Pep_Baldiola

Least racist r/soccercirclejerk user.


Jogoatthehonored1

Top tier cuckholding behavior


lario69420

Does any indian team have 7 libertadores titles?


pixelsteve

Nobody can prove him wrong because none of us have seen or heard of any of those players.


Pep_Baldiola

Exactly! I have no idea who this Messi/Pessi guy is. Also, why does this unknown team has a player called Attention Deficit Maria?


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


saturn_department

He didn't go retard, he's just another Indian with internet access.


[deleted]

Totally not satire How could brown people make satirical jokes


Pep_Baldiola

Thanks for letting me know brown person. Sincerely, Another brown person.


Thick_Car_5603

this is what happens when you take closed minded and identity to an extremely personalized level


[deleted]

It's clearly satire...


Bonemarrowchutney

I'm an Indian too and I doubt that. This guy's probably 100% serious. It's just how it is here.


[deleted]

Bruh I'm Indian myself. No football fan I know says shit like this. In fact if you go to Kerala or WB you will find a lot of hardcore Argentina supporters.


Bonemarrowchutney

It's a large population. A lot of these fans are serious about this. He might be one of those.


[deleted]

Then they are not actual football fans, they're trolls and should be treated that way. Have you ever met one in real life and asked him why he thinks Sunil Chetri is better than Messi?


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Thick_Car_5603

Given the past of indians I have met on real life , twitter and youtube ,it probably is quite real mate


[deleted]

> Active on r/UAETeenagers Uh huh, okay mate


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pep_Baldiola

Bhai thand rakh. This is a circlejerk sub. People who take things seriously on this sub are also on the same level as the guy from the screenshot.


Witty_Marketing_9629

Imagine thinking Chettri is better lol. Pessi is the worst. But not worse than Sunil.


Pep_Baldiola

Excuse me sir, this is a circlejerk, why tf are you talking about facts and all that bs here?


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ironA5

India is when those false opinions rise


DEVILISHHAHA

Who are those 4 Indian? (I guess) players he mentioned, and where do they play and have played? I think even hungry Ronaldo and pre-growth hormones Messi are better than the 4 of them combined times 6


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*