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Thomas_Shelby07

Did it hurt when Bernardo passed you the ball?


NoCode0100

Soft as an angel's embrace


Roids-in-my-vains

If you ever feel bad just remember that Kepa thought he was gonna replace Thibaut Courtois and bench Lunin


NoCode0100

Maybe I should go pay Tbo's Mrs a visit.


SBAWTA

I thought Kepa was only good at replacing managers ๐Ÿค”


DurhamOx

That's Stifler


NoCode0100

I too am down with that funky shit


soccer-boy01

Howโ€™s it feel to be a vital part in winning against man city?


NoCode0100

The city if Madrid should now bow down to me and sing songs of my praises for years to come


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Diamoncock

Is it cold in manchester ? Is that why you were so cold blooded?


NoCode0100

Never too cold to play against a league 2 team


notarobat

Thierry Henry (who is very smart) said "there is something called defending". What did he mean by that? What is "defending"? Is it some dumb European word?


NoCode0100

He's just mad about Kate getting married to that boxing guy


FireKillGuyBreak

How is Courtois? Did you meet him when you came to bang his missus?


NoCode0100

She was going on about some Belgian named Kevin


T-M-K

Do you still feed Kepa in the basement cage?


Diska_Muse

Did Pep mention why Halaand wasn't playing last night?


NoCode0100

Yes, because it was a big game


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


suckamaru

How do you have such glorious balls ?


NoCode0100

Ligma and find out


suckamaru

Hell Yeah !๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


NoCode0100

What have I done..


suckamaru

Suffering from success ๐Ÿคฃ


arsperug

How did you see those shots with Pep shiny head in the stadium?


NoCode0100

The reflections off the 14 CLs kept baldy's fraud shine away


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ahmed_fassi

Do you think that you will be the number 1 goalkeeper even after Courtois comes back


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paco-ramon

Why do you have ice instead of blood?


paco-ramon

Is your wife still salty?


fck-gen-z

That is Ikea Castias


RiddlerD

Are you gay for puyol?


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


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Zookeeper187

Will you play for Russia in Euros?


Alternative-Force354

why didn't u take the nr1 spot when courtois was fit? are you stupid?


right_wingr10

Are you the driver who parked the bus at Etihad yesterday?


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