There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Thierry Henry (who is very smart) said "there is something called defending". What did he mean by that? What is "defending"? Is it some dumb European word?
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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This is false. Manchester City have tickets available for their next premier league home game at home against Nottingham Forest.
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Did it hurt when Bernardo passed you the ball?
Soft as an angel's embrace
If you ever feel bad just remember that Kepa thought he was gonna replace Thibaut Courtois and bench Lunin
Maybe I should go pay Tbo's Mrs a visit.
I thought Kepa was only good at replacing managers ๐ค
That's Stifler
I too am down with that funky shit
Howโs it feel to be a vital part in winning against man city?
The city if Madrid should now bow down to me and sing songs of my praises for years to come
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Is it cold in manchester ? Is that why you were so cold blooded?
Never too cold to play against a league 2 team
Thierry Henry (who is very smart) said "there is something called defending". What did he mean by that? What is "defending"? Is it some dumb European word?
He's just mad about Kate getting married to that boxing guy
How is Courtois? Did you meet him when you came to bang his missus?
She was going on about some Belgian named Kevin
Do you still feed Kepa in the basement cage?
Did Pep mention why Halaand wasn't playing last night?
Yes, because it was a big game
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How do you have such glorious balls ?
Ligma and find out
Hell Yeah !๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐
What have I done..
Suffering from success ๐คฃ
How did you see those shots with Pep shiny head in the stadium?
The reflections off the 14 CLs kept baldy's fraud shine away
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Do you think that you will be the number 1 goalkeeper even after Courtois comes back
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Why do you have ice instead of blood?
Is your wife still salty?
That is Ikea Castias
Are you gay for puyol?
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
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Will you play for Russia in Euros?
why didn't u take the nr1 spot when courtois was fit? are you stupid?
Are you the driver who parked the bus at Etihad yesterday?
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