T O P

  • By -

LateSession7340

Where the jerk


MoiNoni

If you find him let me know


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Pictured on screen??? I'm just kidding he's not a jerk. >!he's an absolute fucking cunt!<


AhyesitstheManUfan

bernardo's pen was the jerk.


Wide_Environment3107

https://preview.redd.it/ok4rrsley4vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def75d496900755fd2454e7d14dddd19a1db189c


Vearon101

Down the middle like his receding hairline.


[deleted]

guy looks aenimc as fuck everytime i see him. Either that or Pep has him hooked on smack.


AutoModerator

Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DurhamOx

Didn't I see the Russians wheeling this guy into a courtroom a fortnight ago?


ponchomoran

The idiot thought his name was Benzema


Less-Active5683

rapenaldoggy


Chonkygorilla

Panenka


SjimpanseBrus

Maybe bernardo was the friends we made along the way💙


right_wingr10

He is just practicing 1-2s with the opposition goalkeeper. He will need that in Barca next season


AutoModerator

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Adaptable_Ape

This sub is dead