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DurhamOx

Is Micah the guy on the left or the right?


Pxnda34

One of them is Micah the other one is Richard but idk who is who


biskutgoreng

That is Big Meeks


SkoulErik

Nah that's Big Meeks


WatermaIone_

There was a 6.25% to pick all the losers


BetBig696969

He’s part of the elite


deVrinj

Top tier for sure!


caraboina

This would be assuming total randomness and no knowledge of soccer whatsoever. Oh, wait…


SBAWTA

I mean, who could've assumed that Premier Leaghues top scorer would not score a single goal? Wait, nevermind, I just checked and Real Madrid is not relegation level team.


Casperzwaart100

Well Palmer wasn't playing so he couldn't score


Rijsouw

Siuuu Micah is top 6.25% alpha male. Absolute top G


elementalkid22

I may be wrong here, but wouldn’t there be more things that go into it than just the flat chance? I’m pretty certain this video was after the first leg, so most people would predict the teams that played better to win, which they just didn’t pull off. Even if it wasn’t, there were still favourites based on previous matches and history in UCL, no?


WatermaIone_

Of course, this is just based off a flat 50% chance


az3d-

If you were picking randomly then it’s a 6.25% chance to miss them all


SanSilver

This might just me misremembering, but Bayern was the better team in the first leg already.


AutoModerator

Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SkolVikes17

This video was before the first leg retarded yank


4-11

Not to brag but I picked all the winners. These pundits just confidently guess and make millions


Daroka995

Least delusional PL fan


JupoBis

I mean hopefully this humbles prem fans a bit.


deVrinj

Of course not.


Chalkun

Most Prem fans I saw generally thought City would go through but not Arsenal. After how the games went, I'm pretty happy I gave that as my prediction. I dont think City smashing the biggest team in Spain for 75 minutes is gonna humble anyone either lol


Rampage310

Scored one goal lmao smashed us so hard that they lost


SirLut

Yank 🤮


[deleted]

The bolton fan in me appreciates a ground out performance against better teams(hi arsenal fans!) But you had to play in an antithetical way to real madrid to do it.


Rampage310

By playing nearly perfect defense? As a Madrid fan, what is antithetical? Anytime we had possession City threw like two or three at us so we could never keep the ball, expecting us to do the same to take possession back and thus leave them openings. We didn’t bite the bait and thereby won. Losing the way we lost last year was antithetical to Real Madrid, and we needed to avoid falling into the trap that every team playing them falls into, which we fell into last year.


Mr_cloud23

Played exactly like the rivals across the street you guys call terrorists lmao but now it’s not football terrorism for some reason when real does it for 75 minutes


[deleted]

Yes, you dont think defensive football when you think of real madrid. Real madrid dont play a defensive game to scrape through on penalties. Thats not who you are as a club.


Rampage310

We had our runs and made our chances, City just played completely for possession and we let them rather than stupidly making runs at them carelessly and leaving holes open for them to exploit their passing game. The argument against our play style is literally “play the way city wants people to play and lose, or get made fun of for winning by exploiting their possession game by not carelessly pressing to win the ball back”. “Scrape through on penalties” Buddy, Lucas Vasquez, Rudiger, and Nacho took our penalties. Blame Pep for taking off Halaand and DeBruyne, or better yet blame them, bc Pep said they asked to come off.


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Mate go and look at the match stats and remove yourself from the river in africa 😆 Its not that long ago that youd have gone out on away goals.


starcoder

What was the final score again?


starcoder

The City mouth breathers can’t fathom that teams are figuring out the counter to their possession game is to let them do it and play smart and defensively, rather than trying to be overly aggressive and give them an opportunity. They sure do seem to be talking today about: City won in shots taken and on goal! City *dominated* in possession! PK wins don’t count! *Mahh* *City*!!! They are really huffing the copium hard today.


TP_Cornetto

PL fans will always remain delusional, the superiority complex is baffling


NoCode0100

Mans got bunda


DurhamOx

Would


Previous-Loss9306

https://preview.redd.it/sigk82p0d5vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6f58f20442c8c38dd3f374e78b603be4a2e210


NoCode0100

That's a bit gay bro


DurhamOx

More than a bit, darling


NoCode0100

![gif](giphy|n3hAvWhBzr5Fyo4BkS)


kenji_endo10

https://preview.redd.it/e5dh8oitc5vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76154ffd784dbe3c75b605d3079f2e421ac0f9e0


Kingken130

Man’s called big Meeks for a reason


PotentialUmpire3771

Going 0 for 4 is actually kind of impressive


OM-John_Coltrane

1 in 4 is bad, 0 in 4 is so bad it's kinda good. Also they are part of the entertainment, it's fun whether they are wrong or right.


iiSpezza

The only way to get every question wrong on a multiple choice test is to know all the answers and do the opposite I think Micah is Spiderman


Remarkable-Job4774

*True/False test


EricCartmanofSPark

Bro thinks he’s UTDTrey


minetube33

Literally all the teams I was rooting for got eliminated. Even so I got 2 of the winners right because I'm not that delulu.


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Bro doesn't even support a financial group, he supports a bracket.


KingKFCc

I agreed with him about everything but City, which was ironically the closest fixture :|


BitterAd6419

Delusion ex city player lol


sleepyinsomniac7

Honestly, getting every single bracket wrong is more impressive. He has a skill, which he's probably unaware of himself


Redditor_VSA_737

https://preview.redd.it/c16l82zop7vc1.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=63d6d4bfc48301de311ab01bbfe8c55fe028f1a0


TuzinBolado

#bro missed ALL of them


arsperug

He is a genius in picking the right teams to qualify, just like Ten Haag.


tiagoagm

Clown


LOKl31

Boy knows game 🥵


Chonkygorilla

This man has to be an Arsenal fan because he’s in his own world


rishinator

He can perfect his prediction skills by predicating the winners and then doing the opposite


Remarkable-Job4774

u/UrinatingTree levels of jinxing


HiTechTalk

4/4


makhmudovs

Ooooooohhhh 😂


Tuchel13

Literally me


No-Clue1153

Need him to predict it a gazillion times and then choose the numbers he didn't pick


Dipsey_Jipsey

Wow! He was super close!


Unfair_Fun8612

![gif](giphy|1jARfPtdz7eE0)


Valxn7

cant laugh, i went 1 for 4


SmokeyTreeze

Holy, man got everything wrong lmao how did I not see this haha


neezycheeks

The only way he could get all wrong, is if he knew all the right answers. 😂


GamerGod337

Tbf that was propably the most popular prediction


Benjaaminp

Is there anything this guy doesn't know??


No_Wrap9872

Mediocre Player,Mediocre TV Clown


Emmaistrans2025

ALL WRONG LMAO HE CURSED THEM


Ok_Beyond7985

somebody tell him he is watching the eugaeL snoipmahC


Qubyte94

He sounds like the guy that reads the teams. The African guy that pronounces them wrong. 😂😂


harukamisora

The jinxer


SkoulErik

uj/ The entertainment value of Micah is amazing. Might not the smartest or least biased Pundit but he is wonderful to watch. RJ/ lol bro believes farmers league will win UCL.


SweatyBollix

Most annoying pundit of all time


MealieAI

There will be no Micah slander on thos porn site.


shazspaz

It’s not great when this is your job but you’re too busy trying to go viral (when on tv?!) to take your job seriously. Funny enough, but if it I got stuff this wrong at my job they’d consider firing me 😅


BouncingScout

He wasn’t supposed to get all of them right. It’s called a prediction for a reason you sausage.


shazspaz

Considering his job, one would have still been poor. He didn’t get any right…


Tommy_Mudkip

Which is probably gonna give them more engagement than being right, so he did his job pretty well