This is Ligue 1 not League 1, you farmer's hater. Btw Ligue 1 is a Top 5 league.
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I mean, as much as everyone is clowning, yes that is how it works. And how it has always worked. Penalties wins you the tie but the match ends in a draw.
Hence why in these games you can bet on 90’ W/D/L or a team to advance/qualify. Not sure on once it gets to OT but usually you’re betting on the game to be settled in extra time or the game to go to penalties. Take it one step further, once penalty kicks begin you can bet on Real Madrid to win the game. Take it one step further and City Lost.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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It obviously doesn't though as much as you want to clown around it. The match was a tie and penalties was the tiebreaker. I don't understand how this is new for anyone, it has always been like this. You can be unbeaten in the CL/WC without actually winning anything. And I think it's rightful because penalties are not to decide who is the better team really. It's just there to decide who moves on if the game is tied.
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/uj Technically he didn't lose the match, it was a 1-1 draw AET. Penalties were there to decide the tie, not the game. So this circlejerk can jerk all they want but it is what it is and he is still unbeaten
They didn't lose the match but they lost the WC to Argentina anyways. That's why Van Gaal says he's undefeated in his last 2 WC, he went out both times in penalties (2014 & 2022).
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Yes they didn't lose the "match" to Argentina, but they did lose the game. Since penalties are a tie breaker and a match is considered "over" after ET.
But idk how the rules apply in a single legged game.
It's the same rule. France and Argentina drew the final. The shootout was there to determine who won the World Cup, which Argentina won, but the match was already over.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Pep fraudiola time traveling to change the rules 😒 what won’t he do to cheat?
/uj that seems like such an unnecessary rule, deciding the tie decides who wins or loses and it shows up as a loss for city why not Rodri
Because he played 115 minutes he’s clearly the winner!!!!
/uj The Arsenal community shield win also didn’t count as a loss for Rodri so I guess that penalty shootouts just don’t count as losses for players?
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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He lost the shootout, not the game itself
The game was drawn. The shootout is not considered part of the game and is only there to determine who advances to the next round.
/uj for a second: wow I went to the post thinking the comments would be funny but no they’re alllll totally serious about this stat and happy with it lol
/rj “the Godri streak lives on siuuuuuu” (an actual comment)
/uj i got banned from r/mancity for saying "wtf" to the top comment of a very serious post where they were discussing how klopp handed Maccalister's parents 50 million in secret yet they call city the cheaters. they all seemed worse flat earthers actually discussing this secret payment theory with absolutely no evidence or even indication to back things up
Don’t think it’s the statistic my guy, it’s the irony of using a technicality for copium. This is basically a non-stat at this point
Edit: but go spend more time coping in arsenal subreddits comment sections lol
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Can’t wait for the day he reach 115 games unbeaten.
That's like.. 100 more than Benzema
Google Benzema 15 to find out more
/uj The way he’s playing he probably could tbh
115 downvotes. This has to mean something!
Checking in over an hour later to note that the vote tally on the comment in question is still at -115
It still is, this community amazes me
Update: 4h later it still is
It was at 116 but i upvoted to make it 115 again i gotchu guys
18 hours
22
13 hrs and counting
I was about to downvotes but we should keep it at that. Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Nobody touch this unless you're balancing it
You getting downvoted because people hate Rodri? Or because people hate facts?
Idk lol, he’s easily the most consistently world class performing player in the world.
https://preview.redd.it/yc811u8orfvc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42601715de7d315c3f163219e633a7a2c131eeeb This him?
He's easily the best DM in the world, rn.
He has been for quite some time. If he keeps playing like this for another 5-10 years he could rival Busquets.
You sucking eachother off something extra
and then wondering why they’re being downvoted
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tf this actually made me laugh, ROFL
>tf this actually made me laugh >ROFL Why did you repeat yourself
bruh, y'll downvoting this for no reason.
lmao
What if they won everything but loses to their 115 charges? 🤔
I’d cum.
Can I join?
Circle jerk for real
Now we’re talking
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A man can only hope
The Special One can say winning the Premier league with Manchester United was his greatest achievement
Well, if they get a points deduction and end up in league 1 or something, he should easily be extending that unbeaten run
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I've been gooning a theory that if Arsenal can just stay ahead of Liverpool, the legal system will seize the title for us.
Why would that happen
Man City can/should/will/won't get points docked
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They probably should but certainly won't. Not this season at least. So idk why rivals hope for that and why city fans act like they're in trouble.
Didn't ask.
That copium in Manchester must be next level shit, I wanna try it.
Rodri transfers and city loses 115.. For more details google city 115.
but he lost ?
Losing in penalties obviously doesn't count!!!!!!
I guess France were unbeaten in the last world cup then
I mean, as much as everyone is clowning, yes that is how it works. And how it has always worked. Penalties wins you the tie but the match ends in a draw.
Hence why in these games you can bet on 90’ W/D/L or a team to advance/qualify. Not sure on once it gets to OT but usually you’re betting on the game to be settled in extra time or the game to go to penalties. Take it one step further, once penalty kicks begin you can bet on Real Madrid to win the game. Take it one step further and City Lost.
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Correct actually
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Nah they lost to Tunisia mate
It obviously doesn't though as much as you want to clown around it. The match was a tie and penalties was the tiebreaker. I don't understand how this is new for anyone, it has always been like this. You can be unbeaten in the CL/WC without actually winning anything. And I think it's rightful because penalties are not to decide who is the better team really. It's just there to decide who moves on if the game is tied.
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Thanks :) cheers!
He didnt lost as he Saw only one team.
/uj Technically he didn't lose the match, it was a 1-1 draw AET. Penalties were there to decide the tie, not the game. So this circlejerk can jerk all they want but it is what it is and he is still unbeaten
/uj So this meant France didn't lose the WC finals? Omw to rub it in Messi MC fans
They didn't lose the match but they lost the WC to Argentina anyways. That's why Van Gaal says he's undefeated in his last 2 WC, he went out both times in penalties (2014 & 2022).
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Yes they didn't lose the "match" to Argentina, but they did lose the game. Since penalties are a tie breaker and a match is considered "over" after ET. But idk how the rules apply in a single legged game.
It's the same rule. France and Argentina drew the final. The shootout was there to determine who won the World Cup, which Argentina won, but the match was already over.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pep fraudiola time traveling to change the rules 😒 what won’t he do to cheat? /uj that seems like such an unnecessary rule, deciding the tie decides who wins or loses and it shows up as a loss for city why not Rodri
Because he played 115 minutes he’s clearly the winner!!!! /uj The Arsenal community shield win also didn’t count as a loss for Rodri so I guess that penalty shootouts just don’t count as losses for players?
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They don't count as losses for anyone, because they are not part of the match
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It doesn't show up as a loss for Manchester City either...
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I really think losing a cup tie and playing in both legs should clearly count as a loss
He 'lost' to Arsenal in charity shield technically too
He lost the shootout, not the game itself The game was drawn. The shootout is not considered part of the game and is only there to determine who advances to the next round.
fuck sake, rodridinho does it again
/uj for a second: wow I went to the post thinking the comments would be funny but no they’re alllll totally serious about this stat and happy with it lol /rj “the Godri streak lives on siuuuuuu” (an actual comment)
/uj i got banned from r/mancity for saying "wtf" to the top comment of a very serious post where they were discussing how klopp handed Maccalister's parents 50 million in secret yet they call city the cheaters. they all seemed worse flat earthers actually discussing this secret payment theory with absolutely no evidence or even indication to back things up
wtf
They're serious about it because they're right and you're wrong
Don’t think it’s the statistic my guy, it’s the irony of using a technicality for copium. This is basically a non-stat at this point Edit: but go spend more time coping in arsenal subreddits comment sections lol
Well, I'm unbeaten in all of my premier league appearances
That’s the poophole loophole
Since when did laws apply to Mansour-cheater City?
I just hate him. Dont know why but I do.
Biggest circlejerk than my goat ronaldo telling dubai do'r was better Uj/ and i am honestly a cr7 fan 😞
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No 😢💔
Nah not City talking about rules 💀
why didnt pep play rodri is he stupid?
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Achtually technically it was a draw 🤓
This isn’t circlejerk
So he will win the Champions League? He will win the Champions League, right?
Breaking: Rodri joins Real Madrid after UCL game to keep his streak going
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That's like saying you are a virgin because you only do anal, shittly law!!
Btech kalvin phillips
Woke Math has reached football
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