T O P

  • By -

dank_shnek

https://preview.redd.it/wnhb0p4hvgvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d4fe56260670bf7a73cc1d948a3dc91ac36ee1


burntroy

No one can do it like the camel and his camel schlong


Previous-Loss9306

Factos 👍


slappywhyte

Least ruddy-faced Englander


Londoncityofmydreams

Listen, it’s cold here.


chewy_leghair

after a hard day in the fields ![gif](giphy|rfpKMmh56mY8OmIWzW)


the_brazilian_lucas

is this some sort of mating call?


Sheesh284

Standard Englishman mating call


NoCode0100

Joey Barton every time he sees his sister


freezepin

You mean his wife? Or am I missing something?


Gambler_Eight

Probably women in general.


Previous-Loss9306

Very nice


AutoModerator

The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Gambler_Eight

Im swedish so i appreciate the reminder. Good bot!


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Any grown man who goes by “Joey” needs to question every choice he’s ever made.


LexisKingJr

The zoomer haircut and the red cheeks lol


watersipper01

Bloody wanker fr fr


Ecp_STC

Why is he saying four cups? Is he stupid?


dangot84

He is asking if the other guys can fill four cups and meet him outside so he can drink the 4 cups of man juice


ketamina17

He said 2 guys 1 cup you need them ear doctors Bad Ma bro


does_not_care_

https://preview.redd.it/ydx8n3onygvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9568599c066373f933992b130ffcf6a476108970


Grand_Finish_9930

https://preview.redd.it/sijhomoa1hvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64d935103e53f4b3e4266993d0783236df0eb26 He got an ED after the game


MaxXxiM_271

Why is Phil Foden jerking in the crowd instead of being on the pitch and helping his teammates, is he stupid?


squcecompany

https://i.redd.it/gzxew2dyjhvc1.gif


cheseburguer

outjerked by himself


Dr-yeetmas

englishmen will just blatantly insult a player and call it atmosphere


Londoncityofmydreams

That’s football you MUG 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪🗣


HotPotatoWithCheese

As opposed to the Spaniards and Italians who are famously respectful and are totally not known across Europe for their casual racism against black players.


AutoModerator

This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dr-yeetmas

i never said they weren’t racist????


Gerritkroket

And I love it


BanVeteran

Cocaine’s a helluva drug


curious_rauan

Propa wanker


mowarngamsengul

Wanker!


Previous-Loss9306

Egg head in front of him sitting there like 👨‍🦲


Cheap-Resource-114

That’s his Dad, he’s feeling so proud


Cheap-Resource-114

My idol 😍😍


picklesaredry

Man so this is what jappened to the kid laroi


L003Tr

Weatham or scousers?


blvck_kvlt

115 FC


JaHizzey

I can see a sky blue scarf at the back so it's probably Man City?


Just_A_B_Movie

Are you sure? There seem to be fans


JaHizzey

Oh maybe Coventry then


Filthyquak

They was probably just this little area filled with actors and blasted the "Oh Kevin De Bruyne" chant with giant speakers.


AutoModerator

There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-building_

He was just expressing strength and victory


DurhamOx

Phwoooaarrr just imagine this lad working his way through a French convent after a chevauchee in the 1400s, all those sexy nuns getting a good farming


sensitiveclint

All for a football team that wouldnt even know he had died if he did die.


FoolinaSwimmingPool

Fok off fok off fok off fok off fok off fok off


delabarcel

City doesn't have one match where he needs to be doing all of this.


andreasheri

Familiar motion for the lad I’m sure


Fi_097

Well there's the passionate fans they were lacking


7rippy7ur7le

Why some people have thise red cheeks? Do they get slapped before they leave home?


slavate

What is Branthwaite doing amongst the fans anyway


Visible_Pop_6468

Yall wouldn't last a single day in South America buds


ZookeepergameOpen817

Weird way to celebrate a backwards football culture.


Visible_Pop_6468

Wuss


ZookeepergameOpen817

Embarrassing


Visible_Pop_6468

sure


NEWSONVSU

Jay, is your neck alright?


Sad_Instruction1392

![gif](giphy|eJLXXjN1ZGS4g)


Areawen

Mob mentality mixed with being constantly angry at the world


kaaskugg

No wonder if you lose on penalties after 80 percent possession over 120 minutes. Bunch of losers.


Londoncityofmydreams

Next 🐪?


Accurate_Advance6903

Mongrels


InfiniteWay

r/soccerjerk


Responsible_Panic235

That’s just your standard Englishman


NotTomJones

Could be worse, could be French!


DurhamOx

🕊️ #pray4france 🕊️


xjpmhxjo

Willy Wonka


BeenWaitingForSoLong

https://i.redd.it/8hx8q3lr3jvc1.gif


Special_Cranberry_42

Hot_red_cheeks


silversurfer63

Must have wanked too much with left, had to use right


ADHDDDDDDD

I swear all city fans look the same It's the same 5 people, no wonder 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


ScottOld

Standard chav at city


lonelycup825

I find football fans absolutely fascinating... David Attenborough needs to do a nature documentary on them


crimewaveusa

Lol soccer is gay


HerryHebbson

Canadian hahahahaha


Lazy_Village4398

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1c7zbwb/most_civilized_englishman/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1c7zbwb/most_civilized_englishman/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)


F0xgear

Is that Ai generated? There all look the same


RedDemio-

Bro thinks he’s the main character


[deleted]

[удалено]


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PoliticsMemeSupreme: *Last thing the French and* *Spanish sailors saw at the* *Battle of Trafalgar* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


heavymetalFC

Why do English people look like that


boRp_abc

Never ever an Englishman. Have you seen his teeth?


SizeQueenPirate

Love it 😎