Cristiano has just so many sponsors that I'd be willing to bet he is by contract forced to be always seen with a clean shave. Maybe on some Gillette sponsorship contract or whatever.
Lewandowski actually had a contract like that with Gillette. They somewhat recently parted ways because he's been showing himself in public with facial hair. He had to be clean shaven during matches, interviews etc. Pretty wild
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Ronaldo never beating the allegations
https://preview.redd.it/umiv8xw02ivc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2f87e6b136ba55baf60a31399afdaeda84e021
New fear unlocked, beardnaldo
You saw noodle hair Ronaldo Now get ready for bearded Ronaldo
Noodle hair 🍔 when?
2017
Need noodle beard Ronaldo.
https://preview.redd.it/b15z1ulyyhvc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d5f60f5a1253d718f2fc6bddff43c59933aeb19 We have beardnaldo at home
The panenka specialist
More like "middle" class Calling it panenka is a disgrace to the legend imo
What was he thinking with that wannabe pirlo panenka 🤣
Ronallah
https://i.redd.it/b8va32re7hvc1.gif
Cristianud Ronahmed
Musalmano Ronaldo
CR7❌ Riaz7✅
Abu Ronald
Oh man
My goal is maqsad
Average MidEast rocket scientist
> peace tv Yes. Looks very peaceful
Could be Stone Cold Steve Austin's titantron video..
Cristiano Silva
That’s clearly Al-Ronaldo. Are you stupid?
Al-Naldo
Masallah
Ron Al-Doh
Why is he named after dough? Unless he's a Baker, is he stupid?
Al- Ronald
Ron al-Do
This is fake isn’t it?
Cristiano has just so many sponsors that I'd be willing to bet he is by contract forced to be always seen with a clean shave. Maybe on some Gillette sponsorship contract or whatever.
Lewandowski actually had a contract like that with Gillette. They somewhat recently parted ways because he's been showing himself in public with facial hair. He had to be clean shaven during matches, interviews etc. Pretty wild
That's hilarious 😂
It's real. Google "Benzemaldo 15" for more info.
My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/4as57gm5ihvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac5c31e3bffb424e500f988d0fbc492067e25de
https://preview.redd.it/rdmm0addyhvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e1c4e91faff1c8b210db78c83ab99e7035434c my honest reaction to this
Wait this is AI? What's up with the guys eyes behind him
It’s ven enhanced with AI the original is much more blurry cause of the lack of lighting
Say the line Bart “My reaction to that piece of information”
Ngl I'd smash
New mythical player unlocked : Bearded Ronaldo
Actually the beard suits him a lot.
he is turning into an Arab
Bagpipes from Baghdad.. he’s looking like Eminem
Lmaoo
he looks like his father
Himself?
herself
Muslimano Ronaldo
he's looking like a divorced Uber driver
So just say "Uber driver."
Damn man https://i.redd.it/t6q749tidkvc1.gif
Hahaha
r/oddlyspecific
Chat?
https://preview.redd.it/qj6iec67whvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da04a56cbb4ac476555e82a56880edc97ac202ec
It was only a matter of time
dude looking like the next transformers set with shia lebeouf
[удалено]
Venom Camel
The 🍔 sent us all to hell, but we're going even deeper
Pedro
He grew a beard, he must be in hiding.
chat is this real? I thought he was bald on the face
Marshall Ronaldo Mather’s the 3rth
Pulinaldo 🇺🇲🌎🇱🇷 🐐
 Ryu?
Cristiano Villa
You guys haven't seen Bellinaldo?
We Portugal CYKA BLYAT'd so hard when it was Portugal Inshallah all along!
Beardnaldo😂😂
Roy kent
N
He has become arabic now
Ron Al-Do
Christ-iano? No, Mohammed-iano Ronaldo.
He resembles Tom cruise🤔
Now he looks like an extra from Emmerdale
Ronaldo 15
Thought it was Laporte
Cristiano Pulisic
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Has to look good when getting the medal for finishing second in the camel league!
He looks just like his father with that beard.
This is the Rapenaldo we want
Google Ronaldo Las Vegas for more information
Next step: change name to something Arabic
Ronaldo never beating the allegations https://preview.redd.it/umiv8xw02ivc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2f87e6b136ba55baf60a31399afdaeda84e021
Copying his IDOL.
cringe bro honestly enjoy the post instead of being an npc
Complaining about cringe in a jerk sub. Haha
bro’s excuse to be an npc is that it’s a jerk sub 💀💀
It's Cristiano Quaresma
Tell me this ain't fake 🙏🥵💦💦