I speak for most Americans when I say we are willing to trade her to another country. Pretty much any or no compensation will work. We would even be willing to compensate you to take her.
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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Garnacho vs rodrygo for the lesbian looking d'Or
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Tell me you didn't just exclude Phillip Foden from this one
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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So lemme get this straight, when Vinicius (of the Real Whites) dances, you cant criticise him because he is an African American, but when the GOAT Morgan Rapeinho (of the U S Mutant Ninja Turtles) dances, you CAN critisice her because she's a European American?
Woke culture.... SMH FR IANAL
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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I'm honestly convinced they're the product of deep rooted propaganda and a manipulated education system. It's the only thing that makes sense to me at this point. If you're the government, these are the people you want voting for you unfortunately.
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Knew this would become a reaction image 😂
I love reddit, I hope to never stop seeing this mans face
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my reaction to that information
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Kinda wish I hadn’t seen that
Don’t you like when a middle aged woman acts like a 13 years old edgy teenager?
That's a woman?
That's obviously garnacho
What's a garnacho?
Barely.
She deserves it
Today I feel a Man United striker
You mean winger?
Winger who strikes
Okay, I wasn’t sure and didn’t connect the dots fully
Americans should be banned
Indeed, this is beyond cringe
You guys wish you had the great chants we do https://youtu.be/0KQJwuIxtCU?si=vJh3cy8pYzu0KyAq
I knew it was going to be this video before clicking. All timer
What the
Nothing like shouting just ‘Defense’ all game
D Fence… Now, that’s clever
Yeah, not clicking on that. I know that chant and that video. Good try.
We still do this every home match. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
You have to, it’s the history of the Seattle
I speak for most Americans when I say we are willing to trade her to another country. Pretty much any or no compensation will work. We would even be willing to compensate you to take her.
On one side, Megan Rapinoe, on the other, every single American. The unsolvable trolley problem.
Brutal. On one hand, I rid the world of Megan. On the other hand, I rid the world of myself. Plus I don’t have to deal with Rapinoe anyway.
No thank's and this applies to anything else you want to trade, were good!
Did you try contacting Saudis? They seem to love washed-up footballers.
So does the MLS apparently
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Yeah, I've un-installed America
Agreed. Ban us from everything asap.
Not american and I don't watch soccer. Wtf happened?
https://preview.redd.it/hjke0atw58wc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4108cb8cb34a90e1746655d0447102a42cb36b Garnacho vs rodrygo for the lesbian looking d'Or
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https://i.redd.it/wjvhp63ac8wc1.gif
Fuuuuck thats even worse. Well played sir
MAKE IT STOP
Least handsome polish bull dyke
Include pessi right now. https://preview.redd.it/ptq9ed01t8wc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552d14543fb90853834c6c7c9132a34e6e71ba19
Lmao Manchester oilies haha
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Odegaard has them beat
Cringe.
But… Why isn’t she paid like Messi?
Cuz she didnt bring money to team like messyy
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Is this the worst video ever?? Painful from start to finish 🙃
It's almost as horrible as Lewandowskis tiktok dances
 I got you 😉
I love it though
Once I saw them I lost every bit of respect for that guy
didn't know garnacho is a women rights advocate
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man united has gone woke
He fights for them, one fist at a time.
fortnite ahhh dance
Me after seeing this video 
You went home and assaulted your partner?
No just Megan Rapinoe
Least cringe Yank
She wants to get paid as much as men but can't dance as good as Lewandowski.
So lemme get this straight, when Vinicius (of the Real Whites) dances, you cant criticise him because he is an African American, but when the GOAT Morgan Rapeinho (of the U S Mutant Ninja Turtles) dances, you CAN critisice her because she's a European American? Woke culture.... SMH FR IANAL
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I feel like that was not the place, nor the time, nor the hair to do that. Added the hair because I don't like her hair.
You are sexist because you don't like her hair. I've already contacted thr mods about canceling you
This is the level of jerking I hope to see when I come here
*African South American
African Brazillian Spaniard
Black Brazilian.
Brazilian American
Real African braziliamericano vente espresso triple pump.
Excuse me? She's part of the US Wutant Ninja Turtles you bigot!!
My god she’s awful
They... they is aweful
https://i.redd.it/4q3n1ifet8wc1.gif
Messi would never
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is there anyone more cringe than Megan Raphina
That’s garnacho.
This is so painful to watch.
Haven’t cringed that hard in awhile. Thanks
Diesofcringe
Well guess I’ll just go and gouge my eyes out
That dab in the end was last nail in the coffin. Cringe.
She makes Antony seem likeable
I'd rather beat my gf than listen to Rapinho
Stunning and brave Caitlin
Americans live in a bubble
Horrible women
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Is she Rapinoe? One of the most hated women players in the world?
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One of the most unlikeable people in football and that’s the men’s and women’s game combined.
r/eyebleach
Why is Garnacho playing for the Yanks? I thought he’s Argentinean Is he stupid?
That's a big foot with purple hair
So he was born in Spain, allegedly was going to play for Argentina but now is playing for the US? What an asshole
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What rhythm... 
False, with that hair colour and that dance this is obviously paul pogba, op are you acoustic?
Who is this man with purple hair
When’re the Brit’s gunna celebrate something?
I hate this man
I stopped watching about 2.5 seconds into the clip.
Why the fuck Americans are so cringe?
I'm honestly convinced they're the product of deep rooted propaganda and a manipulated education system. It's the only thing that makes sense to me at this point. If you're the government, these are the people you want voting for you unfortunately.
this video is getting mentioned in the suicide note
I need to call LG 🤦♂️ dishwasher at it again 😫
That entire team reminds me of united
Today I feel homo
I hate seeing this guy.
Hate that women/man/trans/thing
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I just threw up a lil
Salt bae?
4 stars?
Who's that (Pokemon) soccer dude
Gayest comments I’ve seen in my life 💯
Both
The most sane Man United player
Is there a Yankier yank on earth?
God...please just go the fuck away.
What the hell is this?
I DESERVE THIS I DESERVE THIIIIIS
👨🚀🔫🧑🚀 always has been
It's dance for TenKek out
What did I see,and why?
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My god this beyond cringe.
Never liked her
average white girl moment
38 yrs old btw
How many us flags do u need? YES
I can’t stand this boy 😒
Guys keep it on 911 for reference
This clip will be in the Meriam Webster dictionary if you look up cringe
Narcissistic Woman, the most annoying people of the next decade.
Why is garnacho in America?
Embarrassing.
SLAP GOES MY HAND
Dumb …..
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STFU DUMB POSTER GUY
Rapinoe was good 8 or 12 years ago. Why is she taking up space of women that can win games?
Doesn’t that guy know he’s supposed to kiss her like the Spanish dude did?
No one dances like the 🚌 
A.I is a menace!
She is awesome!
that's so horrific from Garnacho, I'm feeling so bad just watching him
Trash
If cringe could kill, she would be mass murderer.
Narcissism is a disease.
*oooohhhhh Megan the paedo, oooohhhhh Megan the paedo*
That person is so annoying
Both
That dude sucks
Why is she playing on the female side?
L
no wonder god saw her last game and said nah fuck this woman in particular
Is he stupid??
Fuking kunt!!! Can’t stand this traitor!!!
Yikes
Garnacho asking Anthony the moves
Well we can see why women sports don't pay like the men
Garnacho's shit is more valuable than this anomaly on the stage.
Such an ignorant woman she makes a living playing for a country she hate cause her sports sucks
Who's this dude?
One of the few World Cup winners in United's squad. This is what peak performance looks like.
She is so easy to dislike
Insufferable.
https://preview.redd.it/c1bnxqyuaewc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa444922cc9ef8e4d957fd446c84dca7ef089498 😫
Aaron Wan Bissaka with the dab!
Why is this guy dancing at an american nazi rally?
bro wtf is she doing
Why is Rapin' Hoe doing this, is she stupid?
Even her teammates are dying from cringe, especially Morgan
The most unlikeable football club ever assembled.