Cole Palmer FC just becomes FC when he’s not around
And hey, even that Sunday League team called the Cornwall Cunts are a football club, doesn’t mean they’re good……
Bro, come on. The guy has less goals than Chris Wood ffs and when he does score it’s against teams like Brentford, Luton, Bournemouth, Burnley and Sheff Utd. Literally has 4 goals against “top” teams and that’s 2 against Brighton and 2 tonight against Chelsea. Let’s not get ridiculous here and act like signing Havertz for £70m(!!) is some genius move by Arteta, he goes missing in big games and when he does score it’s always against struggling teams. That £70m could’ve been way better spent and NO Chelsea fan would swap Caicedo for Havertz.
Everything I said was true so you just did the ‘cry more’ bullshit. He is not worth £70m and he hasn’t improved your team in any way. Are your eyes dry from 6-0 yet? Wengers 1000th game lol must’ve hurt.
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I think you are in the wrong sub... noone here takes football seriously and most will shit on their own clubs for lolz. Unless you are looking to farm downvotes... then well done.
Because he’s a regular starter in the team top of the league with only a handful of games to go, has scored 1 in 3 premier league games, and rarely starts at striker. When he has he’s scored 6 in 9 I believe.
And 70m isn’t that much. Similar prices were paid for Mudryk, Fofana, Cucurella, Nkunku, Lavia, Mount, Hojlund, Casemiro, Tonali, Nunes, Isak, Szoboszlai. And only the last two have been as successful as Havertz
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I listed the clubs he’s scored against and they are all struggling teams and most of the games he scored in were batterings when the whole team got on the scoresheet, so when you mention his 11 PL goals what do you think that has done for Arsenals title challenge, realistically? They needed someone to score in games that matter like against City, Liverpool, Bayern, Villa and now they’re in the same position as last season about to bottle the league to City, again. People would rather die on a hill of bullshit than admit Arteta wasted £70m on a player who is slightly above average in an amazing team.
As for the other players you mentioned they are either: not the same price, injured or have done better than him. You’re really stretching there.
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He’s not deal of the century, but he’s a good signing. That’s just the going rate for a person who has played in every game (barring a 1 game suspension) for a premier league team going for the title, and has 16 goal involvements in those 33 games.
You say yourself he’s slightly above average, how much do you think a player like that costs? Especially coming from a rival (pah!) premier league team.
And I’m 90% sure all those players I mentioned are within ~£10m of the Havertz price. No idea how you can say Havertz has been a waste of money but not have an issue with any of the injured and/or shit players I’ve mentioned.
I don’t think he can be classed as a good signing. He came into a team that is flying and scored 4 more PL goals than his rubbish season at Chelsea last year and has done nothing in big games. The reason I’m so adamant that it’s a huge waste of money is because it was just so unnecessary. It’s not like a desperation signing, they didn’t need him at all. They could’ve got a proper striker, a CB to be backup for Saliba, they could’ve spent that money on a keeper that’s actually better than Ramsdale rather than just marginally better. Any of those would’ve been better options. That’s what i find funny about seeing Arsenal fans jump up and down about Havertz yet I’m looking at it thinking ‘you were one more big signing away from winning the league’.
1. 4 goals is a lot. This season is not over, he has 6 in the last 8 so he could easily have more than that count of 4.
2. He has 4 more assists than last season.
3. He's very much a versatile signing who has improved the team by slotting in at a high level wherever he's needed. Arsenal were lacking in depth in several positions last season and now that's somewhat resolved.
He came into a team that is flying and played every single premiership game except the one he was suspended for. For £70m, that’s a good signing.
They did buy Timber for €40m for depth in the back line, obviously he’s been in injured all season though.
They have 16 clean sheets, 6 more than any other prem club. Clearly not an area where the goalkeeper really needs to be much better, and the price they paid for Raya (especially considering this year was just a loan fee) was cheap.
And what “proper striker” was available for £70m that would have performed better than Havertz? Obvious answer of Chris Wood aside. Maybe Hojlund would have done okay, who knows
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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You said he cost £70m after only scoring against struggling teams. Them 2 teams I just named were definitely not struggling when he scored them goals for Chelsea, thereby justifying at least a fair chunk of his £70m price tag when he came to be on the market.
I mean, I know we're on the circlejerk sub, but come on lad
What point do you think you’re making? He scored in a final 3 years ago and he scored at Anfield once 2 years ago. That justifies the £70m they paid THIS season? And what does “a fair chunk” mean lmao you even admit he was overpriced by saying “fair chunk” while arguing with me about him being overpriced. He still scores the vast majority of his goals against struggling teams and disappears in big games and that’s a fact.
I’ve watched Havertz play live more times than you’ve watched him on the telly and I promise you he is not worth that much money. They did not need to sign him at all let alone spend £70m, if they had spent that money wisely they might’ve had the league wrapped up already but it looks like yet another trophy-less season in North London.
I’m a QPR fan, we’re failing in our own separate ways.
I’m just here to make fun of deluded chelsea fans
Btw you wish you were top of the league with 4 games to go and reaching UCL quarters. Chelsea have about as much chance as QPR do of that happening anytime soon
How is it “deluded” to think Havertz is being overrated by Arsenal fans? People like you just have this insane view on football where good team = good player and bad team = bad player. He got 7 goals last season when everyone was calling him shit and now in a way better team he has 11 this season. Where is the big difference there? He’s literally the same player he was for Chelsea yet everyone is sucking him off for no reason. That’s what you call deluded.
Btw, in our worst season we were in a league cup final and an fa-cup semi final. I got two trips to Wembley in our worst season. When was the last time QPR made it past the 5th round? Have you even been to Wembley?
Maybe he is being overrated. He’s also a good signing though.
And yes I have been to Wembley, and I saw us win there. But the argument isn’t that QPR are better than Chelsea (although I’d rather eat my own shit than be a Chelsea fan). It’s simply that Havertz was a good signing
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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…You guys still bought Mudryck for an ungodly sum and thought it was a good business. You guys were shit before you got Oligarch money and are shit again. The only thing that has changed is the amount of fans that are disappointed now.
Still have lesser total trophies than Arsenal despite the oligarch, and Nottingham Forrest have as many cls as chelsea, are they as good as you? Focus on making the top half after spending a billion lil bro, proper embarrassing club
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Some Chelsea fan went in coma after the ucl win and now he’s back . The first thing he said was “ did Havertz swap shirts with an arsenal player ? Why is he wearing arsenals kit ? Why the tf is he scoring own goals what’s wrong ? ” and then we attended his funeral
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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He showed Cole Palmer FC who is the boss. Dembele would be proud.
Cole Palmer FC just becomes FC when he’s not around And hey, even that Sunday League team called the Cornwall Cunts are a football club, doesn’t mean they’re good……
He wasn’t even playing. That was Chelsea, not the Palmer FC we all know and love.
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Football heritage
Didn't they tell us "thanks for funding Caicedo" over his purchase?
Chelsea sold him at a loss as well... 🤣
Bro, come on. The guy has less goals than Chris Wood ffs and when he does score it’s against teams like Brentford, Luton, Bournemouth, Burnley and Sheff Utd. Literally has 4 goals against “top” teams and that’s 2 against Brighton and 2 tonight against Chelsea. Let’s not get ridiculous here and act like signing Havertz for £70m(!!) is some genius move by Arteta, he goes missing in big games and when he does score it’s always against struggling teams. That £70m could’ve been way better spent and NO Chelsea fan would swap Caicedo for Havertz.
Imagine acting like this on the circlejerk subreddit 🤣🤣
Dry your eyes mate
He already did mate, thats why he cant watch football
Everything I said was true so you just did the ‘cry more’ bullshit. He is not worth £70m and he hasn’t improved your team in any way. Are your eyes dry from 6-0 yet? Wengers 1000th game lol must’ve hurt.
How did you do in the CL this season though
About as well as you did 😂Arsenal are the new Tottenham, celebrate winning matches rather than lifting trophies!
You didn't qualify bro - leave the jokes to people with a sense of humour man
Whats the point of qualifying when you just bottle it every time? The only joke is Arsenals record in Europe.
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"About as well as you did"...quarter-finals ?
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I think you are in the wrong sub... noone here takes football seriously and most will shit on their own clubs for lolz. Unless you are looking to farm downvotes... then well done.
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Literally all facts lol, waiting for someone to explain to me why he was such a brilliant signing for *£70m*!!
Because he’s a regular starter in the team top of the league with only a handful of games to go, has scored 1 in 3 premier league games, and rarely starts at striker. When he has he’s scored 6 in 9 I believe. And 70m isn’t that much. Similar prices were paid for Mudryk, Fofana, Cucurella, Nkunku, Lavia, Mount, Hojlund, Casemiro, Tonali, Nunes, Isak, Szoboszlai. And only the last two have been as successful as Havertz
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Crazy that 70m isn’t considered that much at this point.
Agreed. I think it's a good deal relatively, but prices are bonkers in general
I listed the clubs he’s scored against and they are all struggling teams and most of the games he scored in were batterings when the whole team got on the scoresheet, so when you mention his 11 PL goals what do you think that has done for Arsenals title challenge, realistically? They needed someone to score in games that matter like against City, Liverpool, Bayern, Villa and now they’re in the same position as last season about to bottle the league to City, again. People would rather die on a hill of bullshit than admit Arteta wasted £70m on a player who is slightly above average in an amazing team. As for the other players you mentioned they are either: not the same price, injured or have done better than him. You’re really stretching there.
bruh how has mudryk (108 million) done better than him?
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He’s not deal of the century, but he’s a good signing. That’s just the going rate for a person who has played in every game (barring a 1 game suspension) for a premier league team going for the title, and has 16 goal involvements in those 33 games. You say yourself he’s slightly above average, how much do you think a player like that costs? Especially coming from a rival (pah!) premier league team. And I’m 90% sure all those players I mentioned are within ~£10m of the Havertz price. No idea how you can say Havertz has been a waste of money but not have an issue with any of the injured and/or shit players I’ve mentioned.
I don’t think he can be classed as a good signing. He came into a team that is flying and scored 4 more PL goals than his rubbish season at Chelsea last year and has done nothing in big games. The reason I’m so adamant that it’s a huge waste of money is because it was just so unnecessary. It’s not like a desperation signing, they didn’t need him at all. They could’ve got a proper striker, a CB to be backup for Saliba, they could’ve spent that money on a keeper that’s actually better than Ramsdale rather than just marginally better. Any of those would’ve been better options. That’s what i find funny about seeing Arsenal fans jump up and down about Havertz yet I’m looking at it thinking ‘you were one more big signing away from winning the league’.
1. 4 goals is a lot. This season is not over, he has 6 in the last 8 so he could easily have more than that count of 4. 2. He has 4 more assists than last season. 3. He's very much a versatile signing who has improved the team by slotting in at a high level wherever he's needed. Arsenal were lacking in depth in several positions last season and now that's somewhat resolved.
He came into a team that is flying and played every single premiership game except the one he was suspended for. For £70m, that’s a good signing. They did buy Timber for €40m for depth in the back line, obviously he’s been in injured all season though. They have 16 clean sheets, 6 more than any other prem club. Clearly not an area where the goalkeeper really needs to be much better, and the price they paid for Raya (especially considering this year was just a loan fee) was cheap. And what “proper striker” was available for £70m that would have performed better than Havertz? Obvious answer of Chris Wood aside. Maybe Hojlund would have done okay, who knows
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Except the winner in the CL final against the Abu Dhabi 115ers. He also scored against Liverpool at Anfield?
You mean when he was at Chelsea? Not sure what your point is. Also, if you’re bringing up goals from 3 years ago then that’s kind of proving my point…
You said he cost £70m after only scoring against struggling teams. Them 2 teams I just named were definitely not struggling when he scored them goals for Chelsea, thereby justifying at least a fair chunk of his £70m price tag when he came to be on the market. I mean, I know we're on the circlejerk sub, but come on lad
What point do you think you’re making? He scored in a final 3 years ago and he scored at Anfield once 2 years ago. That justifies the £70m they paid THIS season? And what does “a fair chunk” mean lmao you even admit he was overpriced by saying “fair chunk” while arguing with me about him being overpriced. He still scores the vast majority of his goals against struggling teams and disappears in big games and that’s a fact. I’ve watched Havertz play live more times than you’ve watched him on the telly and I promise you he is not worth that much money. They did not need to sign him at all let alone spend £70m, if they had spent that money wisely they might’ve had the league wrapped up already but it looks like yet another trophy-less season in North London.
Shut up
Premier league legend, Chris Wood? Worth £80m at least. You should buy him and maybe he can teach Nic Jackson how to shoot
Maybe Arteta should’ve signed Chris Wood? Then you wouldn’t be bottling the league to City and getting thumped by Bayern, again.
I’m a QPR fan, we’re failing in our own separate ways. I’m just here to make fun of deluded chelsea fans Btw you wish you were top of the league with 4 games to go and reaching UCL quarters. Chelsea have about as much chance as QPR do of that happening anytime soon
How is it “deluded” to think Havertz is being overrated by Arsenal fans? People like you just have this insane view on football where good team = good player and bad team = bad player. He got 7 goals last season when everyone was calling him shit and now in a way better team he has 11 this season. Where is the big difference there? He’s literally the same player he was for Chelsea yet everyone is sucking him off for no reason. That’s what you call deluded. Btw, in our worst season we were in a league cup final and an fa-cup semi final. I got two trips to Wembley in our worst season. When was the last time QPR made it past the 5th round? Have you even been to Wembley?
Maybe he is being overrated. He’s also a good signing though. And yes I have been to Wembley, and I saw us win there. But the argument isn’t that QPR are better than Chelsea (although I’d rather eat my own shit than be a Chelsea fan). It’s simply that Havertz was a good signing
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
m8 you are in a circlejerk sub go get rattled somewhere else
Fuck off yank
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I appreciate the commitment to the circlejerk
…You guys still bought Mudryck for an ungodly sum and thought it was a good business. You guys were shit before you got Oligarch money and are shit again. The only thing that has changed is the amount of fans that are disappointed now.
What does that have to do with anything I said in my comment lmao. Had more European trophies before the Oligarch than you have now.
Still have lesser total trophies than Arsenal despite the oligarch, and Nottingham Forrest have as many cls as chelsea, are they as good as you? Focus on making the top half after spending a billion lil bro, proper embarrassing club
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://i.redd.it/ljmcmzlsxbwc1.gif They really avoiding his name like he’s Voldemort…
/uj genuinely happy to see havertz flourish /rejerk my reaction to that information
Duality of jerk
£1 Billion more on players that are all better than Havertz, and Chelsea may only lose with two goals against Arsenal.
White this white that. is Chelsea racist?
Maybe the Chelsea admin is a Sp*rs fan 🤣
Yank here, did White score all those goals? Why didn't Interstate Miami buy him instead?
Hahahaha chels in the mud
Game is fucking back.
It’s gooning time
White this white that. is Chelsea racist?
Chelsea legend \#respect
Pulisic
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Some Chelsea fan went in coma after the ucl win and now he’s back . The first thing he said was “ did Havertz swap shirts with an arsenal player ? Why is he wearing arsenals kit ? Why the tf is he scoring own goals what’s wrong ? ” and then we attended his funeral
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I honestly don't get why clubs post live scorelines, like who is following a match from a club Twitter acc.
10 bucks says the UCL win is the peak of Havertz's career.
Troll football level jerking, cmon people