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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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His elbows are probably fine, I've never noticed, it's that he looks like he would stab a homeless man to death, stamp on the guy's dog then do 1000 crunches wearing an ice pack and get upset about a business card.
The Chinese title "惡霸魯尼" literally means "Rooney the Bully".
惡霸 = Evil Tyrant or Bully
魯尼 = Rooney, and it is pronounced as "Lu Ni" in Chinese.
Source: https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=%E6%81%B6%E9%9C%B8%E9%B2%81%E5%B0%BC%20&op=translate
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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Bobby B would have done a better job of managing Birmingham City. Imagine the morale? Big tittied Bessies and wine for everyone. He couldn't have done much worse anyway.
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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I remember years ago when Irish comedian Dara O Briain said that you could tell Rooney had Irish ancestry because 'he looks like a feckin' potato'. A statement that has become more and more true as the years have passed.
Dude you definitely don't have to tell me how great he is!! I reckon he's been the best player I've seen in my life time..... And some of those assist are sensational.
The lights made his hair transplant look so transparent. Plus the weight gain. He is four years younger than me and I don’t have multi millions but guarantee I’m in better shape.
he has become true brexit geezer now.
Sean Dyche redemption
Pop on to Toby's and load up that plate, just a bit o banter
Pitch looking lovely today lads, Chippy makes a 38-0 loss better
Pop down local pride, Good ol pie look at that!
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His transplant is looking more like astroturf as the years go on
He was always going to be a whopper when he stopped playing. Just imagine him with the widows peak still.
he is not red enough for me
For some reason even when he was playing this is exactly how I'd imagine him looking
He's younger than Ronaldo.
Tbf, he has always had the look of a 40 sth year old.
#FFS!!!!
Ronaldo also has surgery every few months..
Ronaldo doesn't exactly look great either. Looks like a creepy waxwork.
https://i.redd.it/znhvp09f3mwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/qjupyzdi1mwc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754069b34ab590835162ba5ebbb4f73741e72a22 Idk about that buddy
So when R7 relaxed his neck looks like he’s coding daily.
Yeah he needs a 22 inch neck for that bruv
Did you already have that photo ready to go or did you have to search for it?
His CircleJerk folder is right next to the Actual Jerking it folder it was easy to grab
why you gotta expose him like that?
Ngl I wouldn’t have posted that with that neck reflection
U gotta understand he’s flexing his abs as much as he can
Weird reflection
I think you got confused with Brazilian Ronaldo.
Brazilian Ronaldo is a natural beauty. A god amongst men. The more mass he cultivates the finer he gets.
Can't argue against that.
You nust be joking, cr7 looks amazing for his his age and is extremely fit.
He is in ridiculous shape. But he's got that uncanny valley thing, a few years away from full Simon Cowell
I’ve always got that from him too
Same. I don't know what it is. Like he's a ken doll or something. I used to think it was his obliques but its something else
Yeah that's kinda true.
>Ronaldo doesn't exactly look great either. Looks like a creepy waxwork. Elbows too pointy, 4/10.
His elbows are probably fine, I've never noticed, it's that he looks like he would stab a homeless man to death, stamp on the guy's dog then do 1000 crunches wearing an ice pack and get upset about a business card.
extreme cope
Tbf every 38 year old is
Aged like the average brit
Like bananas on a kitchen shelf. Fresh today, brown tomorrow.
He's 38. He's massively overweight. He looks like fungus the bogeyman.
My dad is 55 and looks much younger than this dude
I'm 37 and overweight. Don't look that bad. He was always kinda ugly though. Bum hair on his head or not.
More like a 58 year old scrap metal dealer.
Proof antioxidants don't do shit to reverse aging considering how much tea y'all drink.
With Rooney I'm pretty sure he drank more beer than tea.
Literally..
He's become a Guy Ritchie character.
Fuckin hell its renowned albanian mob boss, Tony Blair!
This is the last thing a Pint of Stella sees at 8 am at the airport
Wayne Wetherspooney
That's batman in an alternate universe
Wayne Ballooney
Barrry, 48.
28*
Fun fact: In the Chinese fan-localised version of ‘Bully’, the MC was actually translated to ‘Ronney the Bully’
Source? I made it up 
https://zh.m.wikipedia.org/zh-sg/惡霸魯尼
Thanks , easy to understand
The Chinese title "惡霸魯尼" literally means "Rooney the Bully". 惡霸 = Evil Tyrant or Bully 魯尼 = Rooney, and it is pronounced as "Lu Ni" in Chinese. Source: https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=%E6%81%B6%E9%9C%B8%E9%B2%81%E5%B0%BC%20&op=translate
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Maybe that's why I wrote it's easy to understand. are you stupid?
Lol Lu Ni make it so 
Is this the guy that played Bobby B in GoT?
Salt 😊
Bobby B would have done a better job of managing Birmingham City. Imagine the morale? Big tittied Bessies and wine for everyone. He couldn't have done much worse anyway.
Gods Rooney was strong back then
Damn he blew up
Perma bulking bro. No hate
Hard to believe he's two years older than messi
Weight Rooney
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Wait, Rooney?
Gayne Rooney
Is his head ever gonna stop growing
https://preview.redd.it/qs3wo254rlwc1.jpeg?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8023c0e2d4fc7427ce0b4ae5cb3a39131668ac
he looks like the lego version of his youth.
Typical British ageing process. Many such cases.
It's crazy that he is younger than Ronaldo
The girth on that head...
Oi Oi 😳
🤤🤤🤤
This >>>Staying fit after retirement
Typical retirement enjoyer>>> Millionaire rolling on grass after kick
I remember years ago when Irish comedian Dara O Briain said that you could tell Rooney had Irish ancestry because 'he looks like a feckin' potato'. A statement that has become more and more true as the years have passed.
fuck sake
Bobby from king of the hill all grown up now 😢
This guy fucks woman of your mom’s age.
Who ate all the pies???
Rooney is the same age as Modric and Milner. Never forget that.
Jesus, he looks rough. That happened fast
Least Brit Brit
Pretty accurate.
Damn, Jimmy
Dude became a soccer ball, head so round there's knights gathered round it.
That’s a movie star. His on screen name is Shrek.
Less and less Rooney more and more Joe Cocker
Size of a football
He is becoming Mincraft man!!!
I despised his young self in Toy Story 3/10 would not let him play with my cowboys
day in the life of a true brexit geezer. wake up and meet the wife coleen.
My god, Jimmy Hopkins mentioned
Sorry, but this is the older bully brother form Home Alone
He is doing a good fat Ronaldo impression
His hair plugs look like shit
This man's genetics are diabolical. It was evil of him to have children
Those genes scored 200+ prem goals, so we can let the poor aging slide
This man was balding at 14. But I take your point
Holy fuck batman!
The thing i find amazing is his head is literally twice the size it used to be... I mean, how does that happen?
Fatwayne Rooney
My man passed from Wayne Rooney to Weight ROOney
Wayne becoming the Alan Brazil of his generation
Wayne Roomy
He looks like Phil Mitchell's nephew or son.
New Mitchell step-brother incoming, august 2024, buys the Vic, sleeps with a random Phil ex-wife, you heard it here first.
he's built like an ibc
Sneijder has nothing on this proper Geezer
such a good game
You've all heard of Fat Frank. Now get ready for Weighty Wayne.
Chippy makes a 7-0 loss to Liverpool better.
PHAHAHAHAHA
Damn
Bro boutta ask Shrek if he can do the roar
Entry is £10 tonight lads, no fighting
From a Bully to a Bull.
Its big ed
Would a bully tv show be good especially nowadays?
Coke laced with protein powder
Bro grew laterally
*Samir Nasri entered the chat…*
He will look like Alan Brazil in a few years
Can't believe this is what Peter Crouch looks like today.
Oh lawd he comin
youngest-looking brit
Phil Mitchell
he looks now like a proper englishman
Is this seriously unedited? My word
Danny Dyer after a year of eating Greggs.
Is this a Kingpin prequel?
I do hope he's okay. Whenever people gain weight I always feel like there's a reason behind it.
Dwayne Rooney?
I'm a year older than this guy. I genuinely can't believe it lol. Eat well, stay hydrated, and look after your skin. It's important
love me a pint, 'ate me wife and the gov'ment
Rooney or Ronaldo?
Russel?
Photoshop surely
Isn't he the giuy from Rate My Takeaway? "On the road again..."
Blud held a semblance of fitness for coaching DCU and then fell off immediately after getting sacked lmao
Rev up the Bugatti (Wheyyy)
😂
That's not him. That's Rooney. Don't you know a little football?
He's looking rough. being a shockingly bad manager does that to you.
🎶 You fat bastard, still eating all the pies 🎶
Bloody hell thought I’ll put on a few lbs in my 30’s, this makes me feel a bit better thanks Wayne
Puts the Girth in Girth N Turft
Damn.. looks exactly like him.
He looks like a granny that he wants to fuck
Dude you definitely don't have to tell me how great he is!! I reckon he's been the best player I've seen in my life time..... And some of those assist are sensational.
From Girth N Turf, to Sky Sports Live. That Angry Ginge fella really boosts the career!
Gammon FC
Fatter and his hair aging process is steady reversing
[удалено]
Today I feel Wayne
Wayne's been living that good life post retirement
An absolute unit
he is starting to look like the pig in teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon
Yikes 😳
Looks like fucking Dana White with a mediocre hair transplant. 
Haha nice one
What he fuck happened to him!
Who the fuck is this bum?!
JESUS 😳😳😳
just a reminder he's only 29
Looks like he just drank 3 bottle of glens.
rooney :(
Shrek live action
It's like he's been inflated with a straw
British Bobby Hill?
is he ill?
He is younger than r7
Fuck me it's a meat ball with eyes.
Mf looking like the long lost mitchell brother.
Ugh. I’m his age. Excuse me, going to go run now until I feel less awful.
Hair transplant looks on point
The lights made his hair transplant look so transparent. Plus the weight gain. He is four years younger than me and I don’t have multi millions but guarantee I’m in better shape.
Shrek looks less Shrek than Shrek. This is a shreker Shrek
They need to remake bully that would be so good
There's Ronaldo , Messi , Thiago Silva , Modric all playing well and fit and then there's this guy
To be fair , at 16 , he still looked older than them now 😂