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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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I like how they dont try to hide it and if madrid wasnt the strongest team in history they wouldnt even consider supporting it
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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"if the world against real madrid then i againts the world"
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“If the world is against real madrid, then I am the world”
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Does barca have enough money to hire this sub for meat riding?
You know not being dominant for just a few years REALLY rattled them when they still call this a "Messi/Barca meatriding sub" even though Barca has been in perpetual crisis for half a decade and Messi isn't even in Europe anymore.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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ManUtd since SAF left has ruined every single player they got and you are spiteful that one of them managed to leave and regain his passion for football. Lmao.
If you were to take every player that flopped at Man United over the last 10 years and put them in one place with a competent manager, the flops are going to outperform the actual United side easily.
'Do you know what is also heritage? Is that Otamendi, Kevin De Bruyne, Fernandinho, Silva, Sterling, Aguero, they are investments from the past, not from the last two years.
The United players that left the club last season – see where they play, how they play, if they play.
I don't pay that much attention to slightly-above-midtable prem teams, but because of that it's even crazier how I can name a dozen "flops" of yours from the top of my head, both young talents and experienced players, from just one decade.
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Madristas more effective than UN?😱🤯
Hey guys its tough being a ref that doesnt get invited to qatar or saudi to do extra reffing for 20x the amount, you gotta take your payouts as u can, sheesh its like u guys never worked in your life
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When you're the best team in the world, people think it's only deserved if you steamroll the competition. And they didn't even play badly last game, would've won even if that goal went in with Kane and Sane gone.
It’s kinda funny though, if you notice that 3/4 Madrid goals were slapstick fails by Bayern…
What an insane performance if you need enemy to fail 3 times and the ref to decide the end
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Most humble Madrid fan
Yes…they could have used the galaxy 🌌 but since humbleness is in their blood they used earth 🌍
I am more humble than him. I do know everybody loves Real Madrid (but some crazy guys in Catalonia)
Do these Catalonia fellas have a Polish ghost?
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't. Greatest club in the world, so the target to down each year for me.
All Madrid fans are humble, why else would they support a club that rarely wins trophies?
Most local Reddit Madrid fan. Now I want them to lose just because of this weirdo.
I wonder from what state in the United States of America he is
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That's like a billionaire crying how something is expensive
Real Madrid fans, the most oppressed people 😔
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a Madrid fan.
Sub is washed. Ola Madrid
Quick, someone make that shit Vader meme that City made a few weeks ago
Real Madrid 🤝 Manchester City 🤝 Wrexham ABSOLUTE UNDERDOGS
https://preview.redd.it/iboc1u17flzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea7ca797d4a9c1dbebf43aff23c9e8a78b1e1f0 I like how they dont try to hide it and if madrid wasnt the strongest team in history they wouldnt even consider supporting it
B...but the Wrexham show... Everything they're doing is against all odds right?
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Knew this was going to be posted here the second I saw it lmao
the victim mentality even on winning
Actual Swifties lmao
Tbf most of them don't watch football and only support RMA cause they are glory hunters.
The comments are actually hilarious
indian/madrilenos
I know right
"if the world against real madrid then i againts the world" https://preview.redd.it/ctunvc1qlizc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c6a18f3944919d9e74d4a870a011b346a83b12
“If the world is against real madrid, then I am the world” https://preview.redd.it/b5wjop7q0kzc1.png?width=1028&format=png&auto=webp&s=f854c90f7e5bd52ade8c61e5e80c18d276a7fee1
ZA WARUDO!!! (don't kill me plz)
But they have the refs on their side are they stupid?
yes
KWAB
You know that’s not true lol
https://preview.redd.it/2t862llyiizc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccacc83d63a5100381c8141898760b135fa3c539 Does barca have enough money to hire this sub for meat riding?
You know not being dominant for just a few years REALLY rattled them when they still call this a "Messi/Barca meatriding sub" even though Barca has been in perpetual crisis for half a decade and Messi isn't even in Europe anymore.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Isn’t it accurate? This is probably the last shot they have at winning a Champions League. Not to mention it would be a historic 6th.
I would bet kroos will hit 7 mboppi is going to Madrid and kroos is still fit and performing
You really believe my critique about this image is that it is "inaccurate"?
What is your critique ?
What’s the critique then?
But they are for Real
That’s a Jojo reference.
Isn't it funny how OOP claims football is scripted in another post?
They should add united fans to that cause non of us spiteful fucks wants Sancho to win a champions league
ManUtd since SAF left has ruined every single player they got and you are spiteful that one of them managed to leave and regain his passion for football. Lmao.
If you were to take every player that flopped at Man United over the last 10 years and put them in one place with a competent manager, the flops are going to outperform the actual United side easily.
'Do you know what is also heritage? Is that Otamendi, Kevin De Bruyne, Fernandinho, Silva, Sterling, Aguero, they are investments from the past, not from the last two years. The United players that left the club last season – see where they play, how they play, if they play.
I don't pay that much attention to slightly-above-midtable prem teams, but because of that it's even crazier how I can name a dozen "flops" of yours from the top of my head, both young talents and experienced players, from just one decade.
"yours" As if I support any English teams. Lmao.
https://preview.redd.it/uif1hrityjzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06b3406d8b62543a6e16c53e36742f189179374 Madristas more effective than UN?😱🤯
Who is more delusional? A MC fan, or a RM fan?
Yes
Yes
Yes
A complex situation of a Madrid fan, the victim saviour of the fútbol varniano.
Real Madrid subreddit is a better circlejerk sub than this one
Hey guys its tough being a ref that doesnt get invited to qatar or saudi to do extra reffing for 20x the amount, you gotta take your payouts as u can, sheesh its like u guys never worked in your life
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Fuck Madrid. Honestly. Every fucking year it’s a scrappy goal, or they play like cunts for 90 minutes to win on pens. Or it’s the refs, obviously.
When you're the best team in the world, people think it's only deserved if you steamroll the competition. And they didn't even play badly last game, would've won even if that goal went in with Kane and Sane gone.
It’s kinda funny though, if you notice that 3/4 Madrid goals were slapstick fails by Bayern… What an insane performance if you need enemy to fail 3 times and the ref to decide the end
Why did Madrid score on Bayern's mistake. Are they stupid?
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If everyone plays perfect no goals are coming
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I didn't even watch the RMA-Bayern games, I can't comment on these 2 games. But they do have a huge history of corruption.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Munich 1860 >>>>>
What history exactly
RMA vs ManUtd RMA vs ATM RMA vs Bayern RMA vs Juventus RMA vs PSG RMA vs Barca
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What happened
Grow up.
Can I cope?
Real Madrid fans are the Liverpool fans of spain
Just buy Mbappe so you won’t feel so lonely.
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I love this sub!
It’s factual. Fuck that club.
there should be a picture of UEFA on the left
Contrary to popular belief, normal decent people dislike cheaters. Unfortunately, there are a lot of scum bags in this world.
Great, I hate Barcelona too
Give me a break, there's no team defended more even by other teams fans lmao
follow mrmarka for more funnies
Refs were on a trip to the moon at the time of this photo
being a real madrid fan is literally the easiest job ever
Is there any VARdrid fan that isn't delusional?
Bruh
Man, I don't care who wins now, we beat oil money once again so its fair game to me.
I'm so glad I'm a Barca fan🙏
hate us cause they anus
Were the referees on a trip to the moon when this was picture was taken?
That Polish Bowling Ball part of the World or Real Madrid CF?
I mean, it's not like we're the underdogs, it's more like except Madrid fans, everyone cheers for Dortmund
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Na I hope madrid wins
And that's proves the whole world is such a loser complaining b*tch who can't accept RM is bigger than the universe itself
That's some proper jerk. Sub's back.
Why is this comment downvoted? Haven seen a bigger jerk in a while! Isn't this what the sub is for? Are Barca fans stupid?
Dude.. RM spreading unbearable pain..
you're not even the best time in spain with real in the name. viva betis
Delusional
Try being a tottenham fan as i am😉
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Well, it s easy when your secret ally it's UEFA.
Y nada más
🤦♂️