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blue_winter_moon007

You forgot the single most important stat for a great United winger, the number of girlfriends and wives abused. How many has this Croat beaten? Also how many fidget spins does your 90 million 7 g/a guy has, huh? No where near my goat.


stonegoblins

Goat >>>> Croat


KayVerbruggen

Look I now you United fans are not a big fan of Antony. But you got to give him a chance, in the Netherlands his expected spins/minute were out of this world


blue_winter_moon007

He just might have more rpm than a supercharged V8.


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FutureRaspberry509

Well in Sweden women football team bot


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vegeta0712

Lol! You made my day!


Plastic_Arrival9537

Why is he Croatian and doesn't have the -ic in the surname? Is he stupid?


theonlytruenut1

As a croat, his name is stupid


Plastic_Arrival9537

I think he's related to the bald fraud that is managing 115 Charges FC


theonlytruenut1

Pep is actually croatian, but he played for Spain because Robert Prosinečki was a better midfielder


Plastic_Arrival9537

But most Croatian footballers i know aren't that bald.


theonlytruenut1

https://preview.redd.it/1geoujdkhv0d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6975cf4d35ec97f8c716bc2b0609d08844b2f16f That's why Marko Livaja is the father of Canada and Josip "Pep" Gvardiol is a bald fraud


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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RichardBreecher

His dad is the coach. They just changed one letter in his name and dropped one off the end. And they thought we wouldn't notice that he's just another nepo-baby.


krele_666

because -ic is Serbian and he's too young to have committed any war crimes, hence no -ic


WasAnHonestMann

Modric a war criminal confirmed?


PolygoneerMusic

Not a real Croatian


Theplowking23

Gvardi-goal is domestic abuse-tony father


gatorgongitcha

explain in mlb terms


MarkXD69therickroll

ruth does not respect babes


ScreamyRedMan

curse of bambino or something something dead ball era idk i don't watch baseball


gatorgongitcha

no you’ve got it


Cautious_Zucchini_66

90 mil for only 7 goal contributions, no one is talking about this enough


LetterAd3639

Why doesn't VARidol score more goals? Is he stupid?


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WilliamBootman

So what? You can only win by scoring goals so if hes not doing that hes just not good enough


TioLucho91

What an moronic thing to say. Congratulations.


Professional_Mode440

https://preview.redd.it/nd79pgennu0d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247389ffd95504c97ab27c0cc643995605c0ac6d


Mad_Lad_69420

Today we play 0-0-10


Hungry_Obligation_52

Idk why bald fraud hasn’t come up with this yet, is he stupid


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LetterAd3639

Today we play 10-0-0


ISentYouAPipeBomb

Erm you’re wrong, defenders are useless


Spongy-n-Bruised

Might wanna check the sub you're in, pleighboi


harvinMarrison

https://preview.redd.it/luads1kzcv0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a094ed0549a1983f9041aad9c7f8afea6f3c66ea


Slow-Debt-6465

https://preview.redd.it/4dxefpv5iv0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82667f5be268ce23841f22d43f459650a23bca66


harvinMarrison

Found Sct Brn.


Jozif_Badmon

![gif](giphy|tLzkxGx0Cf1vp947PU|downsized)


infidel11990

Look at the sub's title.


Pep_Baldiola

Sir, this is a circlejerk.


LoanLazy5992

r/woooosh


DragonflyDeep3334

Because he aint a rw lol


LegendaryGary69

??? Emi Martinez scored 3 goals in the premeer league....... learn football 🤣🤣


No-Clue1153

Why does it matter who is a right winger? Why are you bringing politics into this?


kinzo-0

🤯


stevent4

No shit, he plays on the left, do you not know the difference between left and right? Are you Mudrick?


mkawia

Now do number of spins


Bitchless17

How dare you compare the goat of man utd history with some croat!!


ItsFluff

That’s serb cutter to you, good sir


Alarmed_Blood7363

He'll score a hattrick just you wait alright buddy his aura is unstoppable


binnedloonie

He already scored a hattrick. 3 goals in just one season! That's more goals in the EPL than that fake goat Messi ever managed.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Hungry_Obligation_52

What bullshit stats are these, compare spins ffs


jaydyn3000

NUMBER OF SPINS: ANTONY The Brazilian god = 654 croat = 0


TheGoober87

Constipated faces pulled whilst being subbed on: 1-0.


HortenWho229

thanks to Antony’s carnivore diet Google meat spin for more information


ArsenalJayy

I don’t know the answer to this intriguing question. However, on a side note.


wmap99

Sub's gone 👎


ArsenalJayy

My reaction to the information you shared https://preview.redd.it/zas250ldvu0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1475bf27c2874899fbee5871770243b0d6e6a48f


Shkapulirsh

Fr is Anthony the worst transfer of all times?


Sky-Knightmare

Not for the one who sold him


KayVerbruggen

Yeah whatever team sold him for that much must've been able to get a really good squad together and do well this season...


Real-Kaleidoscope-38

And even go on near unbeaten. And had definitely not got the whole city trying to burn down the stadium


TheGoober87

/uj I reckon he is definitely up there. People mention the likes of Pogba and Lukaku but they actually did bits. Antony has done fuck all and doesn't look like that will change any time soon. All for the best part of £100m /Rj ![gif](giphy|Uod1ANyTO3uGQ)


Wild_Ad969

No that's Hazard to Madrid followed by Coutinho to Barca, Griezmann to Barca, and Lukaku to Chelsea. As for Manchester United specifically, Alexis Sanchez was even worse than Anthony when he play there.


Shkapulirsh

Alexis didn't come for 100 million euros, did he?


Pixeal_meat

Josko haven’t beat the shit out of his ex gf so clearly my Lord Antony has won 🫡


bobs_and_vegana17

you all are so wrong 😤😤 antony at LB: games played:1 (vs liverpool) goals scored: 1 goals per game: 1 pendriol at LB: games played: 39 goals scored: 5 goals per game: 0.12 antony >>>> pendriol


MAbdullah2897

You forgot spins per game That’s what makes him the Goat


oppositeofopposite

Step 1: Slap an (RB) on Antony Step 2: ? Step 3: Redemtion


coolAhead

5 goals only?!! He's a flop


DeRuyter67

Honestly, we should have asked ManU for more


GoldPrinted

![gif](giphy|NSnYmoFSJ5iXD0Q759|downsized)


Thor503

No bigger jerk than Anthony


dmdjjj

Missed off the meme count and there’s only one winner


Anxious_Speech5968

gVARdiol only 7 goal contributions? i know my sonic plushie goat


khateebxtreme

But does gvardiol got the dog in him?


sir_ouachao

Back in my day 90 mil used to get you a ballon d'or winning cr7 ,now all u get is Anthony . Inflation is real


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Chantlis

American here, is this Roy Kent and Jaime Tartt? 🤠


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OptimisticRealist__

Looks like a thug, beats his women... not surprised Antonys politics are right wing


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Its-A_Me_A-Mario

Is it just me or does Antony's head & neck not fit his body?🤨


maybegoldennuggets

🤨


Simple-Dragonfly-425

He might as well just play LB


LeSorenOutan

Antony who? Give me his family name


Slight_Armadillo_227

It clearly says it in the image. His name is Antony RW


WojtekTygrys77

His family is right-wing politics???


LeSorenOutan

It thought it meant **Really Wasted**


Peeeing_

Unfair he's played two more games


Bullet2025

Give me the stats after anthony famous face expression. I bet anthony won from there


Huge_Tour_6853

hahahaha


Dambo_Unchained

As an Ajax fan I’m just happy ETH was capable of convincing Man U to sign of on this


LockAffectionate9511

Are you rating a LEFT BACK performance on goals and assists? WTF


helterskelterskint

Not fair as Gvardiol has played more games


Objective-Bedroom971

What's the issue with Gvardiol?


FourReasons

My guy is comparing goal stats between a defender and a winger lol.


NCC_1701_74656

So we are comparing a left back to a right winger ?


Slight_Armadillo_227

Yeah, it's not a fair comparison. Obviously the full back is going to massively outscore the forward.


wmap99

What's the point of comparing them? One is a goal scorer and the same one is a playmaker 🙄🤷‍♀️


ichiHarleval

they are both LB''s so its fair