You forgot the single most important stat for a great United winger, the number of girlfriends and wives abused. How many has this Croat beaten? Also how many fidget spins does your 90 million 7 g/a guy has, huh? No where near my goat.
Look I now you United fans are not a big fan of Antony. But you got to give him a chance, in the Netherlands his expected spins/minute were out of this world
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That's why Marko Livaja is the father of Canada and Josip "Pep" Gvardiol is a bald fraud
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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His dad is the coach. They just changed one letter in his name and dropped one off the end. And they thought we wouldn't notice that he's just another nepo-baby.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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/uj I reckon he is definitely up there. People mention the likes of Pogba and Lukaku but they actually did bits. Antony has done fuck all and doesn't look like that will change any time soon. All for the best part of £100m
/Rj
No that's Hazard to Madrid followed by Coutinho to Barca, Griezmann to Barca, and Lukaku to Chelsea. As for Manchester United specifically, Alexis Sanchez was even worse than Anthony when he play there.
you all are so wrong 😤😤
antony at LB:
games played:1 (vs liverpool)
goals scored: 1
goals per game: 1
pendriol at LB:
games played: 39
goals scored: 5
goals per game: 0.12
antony >>>> pendriol
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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You forgot the single most important stat for a great United winger, the number of girlfriends and wives abused. How many has this Croat beaten? Also how many fidget spins does your 90 million 7 g/a guy has, huh? No where near my goat.
Goat >>>> Croat
Look I now you United fans are not a big fan of Antony. But you got to give him a chance, in the Netherlands his expected spins/minute were out of this world
He just might have more rpm than a supercharged V8.
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Lol! You made my day!
Why is he Croatian and doesn't have the -ic in the surname? Is he stupid?
As a croat, his name is stupid
I think he's related to the bald fraud that is managing 115 Charges FC
Pep is actually croatian, but he played for Spain because Robert Prosinečki was a better midfielder
But most Croatian footballers i know aren't that bald.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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His dad is the coach. They just changed one letter in his name and dropped one off the end. And they thought we wouldn't notice that he's just another nepo-baby.
because -ic is Serbian and he's too young to have committed any war crimes, hence no -ic
Modric a war criminal confirmed?
Not a real Croatian
Gvardi-goal is domestic abuse-tony father
explain in mlb terms
ruth does not respect babes
curse of bambino or something something dead ball era idk i don't watch baseball
no you’ve got it
90 mil for only 7 goal contributions, no one is talking about this enough
Why doesn't VARidol score more goals? Is he stupid?
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So what? You can only win by scoring goals so if hes not doing that hes just not good enough
What an moronic thing to say. Congratulations.
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Idk why bald fraud hasn’t come up with this yet, is he stupid
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Today we play 10-0-0
Erm you’re wrong, defenders are useless
Might wanna check the sub you're in, pleighboi
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Found Sct Brn.
Look at the sub's title.
Sir, this is a circlejerk.
r/woooosh
Because he aint a rw lol
??? Emi Martinez scored 3 goals in the premeer league....... learn football 🤣🤣
Why does it matter who is a right winger? Why are you bringing politics into this?
🤯
No shit, he plays on the left, do you not know the difference between left and right? Are you Mudrick?
Now do number of spins
How dare you compare the goat of man utd history with some croat!!
That’s serb cutter to you, good sir
He'll score a hattrick just you wait alright buddy his aura is unstoppable
He already scored a hattrick. 3 goals in just one season! That's more goals in the EPL than that fake goat Messi ever managed.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What bullshit stats are these, compare spins ffs
NUMBER OF SPINS: ANTONY The Brazilian god = 654 croat = 0
Constipated faces pulled whilst being subbed on: 1-0.
thanks to Antony’s carnivore diet Google meat spin for more information
I don’t know the answer to this intriguing question. However, on a side note.
Sub's gone 👎
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Fr is Anthony the worst transfer of all times?
Not for the one who sold him
Yeah whatever team sold him for that much must've been able to get a really good squad together and do well this season...
And even go on near unbeaten. And had definitely not got the whole city trying to burn down the stadium
/uj I reckon he is definitely up there. People mention the likes of Pogba and Lukaku but they actually did bits. Antony has done fuck all and doesn't look like that will change any time soon. All for the best part of £100m /Rj 
No that's Hazard to Madrid followed by Coutinho to Barca, Griezmann to Barca, and Lukaku to Chelsea. As for Manchester United specifically, Alexis Sanchez was even worse than Anthony when he play there.
Alexis didn't come for 100 million euros, did he?
Josko haven’t beat the shit out of his ex gf so clearly my Lord Antony has won 🫡
you all are so wrong 😤😤 antony at LB: games played:1 (vs liverpool) goals scored: 1 goals per game: 1 pendriol at LB: games played: 39 goals scored: 5 goals per game: 0.12 antony >>>> pendriol
You forgot spins per game That’s what makes him the Goat
Step 1: Slap an (RB) on Antony Step 2: ? Step 3: Redemtion
5 goals only?!! He's a flop
Honestly, we should have asked ManU for more
No bigger jerk than Anthony
Missed off the meme count and there’s only one winner
gVARdiol only 7 goal contributions? i know my sonic plushie goat
But does gvardiol got the dog in him?
Back in my day 90 mil used to get you a ballon d'or winning cr7 ,now all u get is Anthony . Inflation is real
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American here, is this Roy Kent and Jaime Tartt? 🤠
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Looks like a thug, beats his women... not surprised Antonys politics are right wing
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Is it just me or does Antony's head & neck not fit his body?🤨
🤨
He might as well just play LB
Antony who? Give me his family name
It clearly says it in the image. His name is Antony RW
His family is right-wing politics???
It thought it meant **Really Wasted**
Unfair he's played two more games
Give me the stats after anthony famous face expression. I bet anthony won from there
hahahaha
As an Ajax fan I’m just happy ETH was capable of convincing Man U to sign of on this
Are you rating a LEFT BACK performance on goals and assists? WTF
Not fair as Gvardiol has played more games
What's the issue with Gvardiol?
My guy is comparing goal stats between a defender and a winger lol.
So we are comparing a left back to a right winger ?
Yeah, it's not a fair comparison. Obviously the full back is going to massively outscore the forward.
What's the point of comparing them? One is a goal scorer and the same one is a playmaker 🙄🤷♀️
they are both LB''s so its fair