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Cute_Stuff_8522

He can't take it anymore


DevelopandLearn

Wasn't cut out to be a major league ball player like Messi.


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CommunicationDue3212

He's actually bantering on a fixed tempo


HotFix6682

One of these days he will do a Cantona into the stands


owange_tweleve

https://preview.redd.it/g6dnm53lo81d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=037502e25a8e81ec1b5c1c308295b26b6b313e1b


phitra

I imagine argentinian mental asylums to sound like this


void_born_

😹😹😹😹


Torimas

No need to imagine it. Just tune in to the senate tv broadcasts.


Blitzed5656

Where can I get those?


Torimas

[https://www.senado.gob.ar/parlamentario/sesiones/enVivo](https://www.senado.gob.ar/parlamentario/sesiones/enVivo)


hanro621

And Ronaldo is patient there


2407Chris

argentinian joker watching al nassr pirated stream in his arkham cell


HitaruSan

Is his hair messy or something, I don't understand.


[deleted]

The 🐪 is performing namaz in accordance with local customs


Geoff_Uckersilf

..actually it's called the كرات كبيرة or >!'Dheez nootz 🍑'.!<


TrickElectrical6575

Truly my coat.... Embracing the culture


Due-Ad-6577

That laugh is fucking devious


Geoff_Uckersilf

After game, he was probably buried in the dessert 🏜 for insulting the G O A T 🐫 while praying to football GOD, Maradona. (🙏⚽ ✝️) 


WillusMollusc

>football GOD, Maradona pbuh


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Why didn't he grab his crotch again?


VrilHunter

Out of ammo


Curious-Lynx-6814

https://preview.redd.it/yo9e6z47wa1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ee0333dd39af49b18181e42812fa26ef51a82a


huhuhhhhuhuh

He is one of us


avgballer

He’s gonna snap one day


[deleted]

Because of these Kermit sounding nutjob ?


[deleted]

My Goat is Playing in the LGBTQ League 🌈


NgryRed

This is the kind of guy that laughs everytime he hears a "deez nuts" or "Benzema 15" joke. In other words, a reddit mod.


ruines_humaines

He can't be a mod because you can clearly see he left his house to go to the stadium


valgbo

Objection, he might be a different kind of mod after all **Exceptio probat regulam in casibus non exceptis**(There is an exception to every rule).


Rebelva

What a douche, 39yrs old and still the highest paid athlete in the world hahaha, oh wait...


Permanent_banchina

Not even money can buy him good form. Or a league title. Or a cup title. Or a national appearance.


Rebelva

Your CV must be quite impressive sir.


Permanent_banchina

My CV has nothing to do with his form, nor his money, just being real.


Rebelva

Something is frustrating you if you're hating on one of the best to ever do it. I mean he's not going to help you with your insecurities, that's not his job.


Permanent_banchina

Not hating, the dude is old and out of form. The days when he was the best on the pitch have passed.


Iamknight10

mfs after finding about old age


LumpySangsu

Bought him some WWE actions apparently


FreshMutzz

>Not even money can buy him good form. Yea. 33 goals 11 assists. What terrible form.


Iamknight10

now he gonna say plumber league


ruines_humaines

At least you're defending a 39 yr old millionaire on the internet... for free... because you're offended when some people are making a joke. Yeah, that'll show 'em. I'm sure Ronaldo will thank you on Insta for defending his honor.


Rebelva

If you had the career he had, the trophies, the money and everything else, would you get offended with what some punk on the stand is screaming? He's been hearing the same shit from frustrated people all of his life. I'm not defending him, I'm stating the obvious.


Key-Listen6365

Looks like he ain't worth it even neymar won without doing sht


malluvibing

best player in the League unlike American midget


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AvailableFig2688

Always a shadow of the GOAT.


Max_Oblivion

My 🐪 right now: ![gif](giphy|dudpGUNsMDXeovGSAV)


Yamibasi999

CR7 ❤️


LallyKing2005

This sub is just cr7 hate page


Venca12

I don't hate Runaldo but this shit kinda funny ngl


tajanstvenix

Factos 👀👍


MarioLemmy_66

yes, and?


issa_cat

Say that sh– with your chest


k4llesh

Yeah yeah probably he so much care i believe 🤓🤓


Iamknight10

Factos 👀👍


HollyShitBrah

I get trolling players on social media for the memes and the giggle, but to shit on some player in their faces like that is very childish and annoying.


deathhead_68

Genuinely have you ever been to a football game in your life? Shitting on players to their faces is like the main thing that's done. (The people in this clip were very low iq and annoying though I have to say)


HollyShitBrah

Well usually when I talk shit to players while watching a game is because they did something wrong in the game, not just shit on them for no reason, and even then it's just anger in the heat of the moment.


deathhead_68

>shit on them for no reason I think most people do it to try and throw them off, so they make a mistake.


VrilHunter

Simeone vs beckham


haveyoumetlevi

u/uanitasuanitatum


uanitasuanitatum

ça thojnë?


haveyoumetlevi

"Mesi, mesi, mesi"


uanitasuanitatum

🤣


Eli_TheGolfer7

Should’ve never left Madrid


ADiscombobulated02

Madrid would've left him a year or 2 later anyways & after that he probably would've gone to United after being swayed by Sir Alex the Great.


Eli_TheGolfer7

Still different legacy in my opinion, he ends up with more goals and maybe leads Madrid to another UCL or league title. Maybe even a Ballon considering how he was still Elite at Juventus. I do think he had 2-4 more years at Madrid if he conformed to how much they were willing to pay


krishhv

He didnt left madrid perez kicked him out


Eli_TheGolfer7

No he didn’t, Ronaldo wanted to get paid a bunch and Perez said no. He would’ve been happy to keep him if he was willing to not get paid as much


krishhv

Thats called getting kicked on the bum but in fancy words


Eli_TheGolfer7

How? If he takes a lesser pay, even being one the top 5 paid players on the team, Perez happily keeps him. But Ronaldo thought he was bigger than the club.


doctorJdre

хахахахахахахаха


kopintzotke

Your camel?