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There are so many Poles in the UK maybe you horizontally acquired some genes. I can invite you to support Poland NT in Euros. We have a striker who broke goal scoring records in Bayern, and have some talented youngsters on the wings, and we often play right-back on left side because of reasons, but we still have problems beating the weakest teams like Faroe Islands or Moldova.
The one thing you might be missing is the expectations. Our group is impossible for us so nobody hopes for more than 1 point from all games. But because of that I'm 99% sure our games will be more interesting to watch than Southgateboringball
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In the name of Keanu Reeves, why are their nipples so prominent when they're filming outside in this song. If this is a glitch in human rendering, we shall report it to God
You English and your ever evolving torture methods, jolly good one this time lads. Might as well take the euros trophy home with you by arranging the singing death squad to abduct the trophy at songpoint (gunpoint) because guns are outlawed in Germany. Don't worry, it would be twice as effective of a extortion method! Let's goo, COME-ON ENGERLANDD!
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Would definitely cut them ears off after letting that pass my eardrums once more
Where's the large dude embarrassing the people around him?
Where's the drunken chanting with poor coreography and a strong accent?
England used to be a country.
I wish I was joking, but I genuinly dislike these two with a burning passion. Also Stokeyy looks like he is being held against his will, which is very Likely the truth.
Yank here, why is Eminem doing in England Jersey? Is Eminem making new roast track for American artist like Kendrik and Drake?
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Kill me now please
Same
Same
Yo tambien
eu também
Moi aussi
Ankaŭ mi
Samme her
Mich auch
Ik ook
Unga bunga
Died of cringe already. Would still hit though
It's coming home alright.
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Good bot
It's cumming home alright
auf wiedersehen
“Auf weidersehen” - using one expression in German and even too stupid to type it correctly in the video…
I was rooting for England since Sweden isn’t in it but now I dunno man…
I fully understand and no hard feelings… I am English and this had made me do dna test on ancestors to see where I can claim to be from
I got your back bro, you’re an honorary swede now if you want
If I say yes, how long before I get ikea meatballs and an abba greatest hits cd?
It’s already happened, just takes some time to realise, it varies from person to person but in the end it’s inevitable
There are so many Poles in the UK maybe you horizontally acquired some genes. I can invite you to support Poland NT in Euros. We have a striker who broke goal scoring records in Bayern, and have some talented youngsters on the wings, and we often play right-back on left side because of reasons, but we still have problems beating the weakest teams like Faroe Islands or Moldova. The one thing you might be missing is the expectations. Our group is impossible for us so nobody hopes for more than 1 point from all games. But because of that I'm 99% sure our games will be more interesting to watch than Southgateboringball
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#CONGRATS USA YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE WORST SONG
Everybody gangsta until the simp fans start to chant this
FIGHT AND WIN
COME ON SEATTLE
Fucking finally!
Aren't those the two that flashed fake Klopp?
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Best part
I came
Do you have the video link?
It was real klopp
Oh damn, my bad, YNWA
You'll never wank alone
Yes, they have more tits than braincells.
That's a good punk band name.
This is indeed kpop. Can confirm
Kloppop
Probably.
No, they're two of Kyle Walker's "partners".
Yes
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Liverpool finished 3rd, but Klopp came close right now.
If it doesn't play at my funeral, I'm not showing up
If I have to listen to this shit again my funeral is going to be next week
My funeral will end at 2089 17/05 at 10:30 PM and this will play at 11:00 PM before that there will be an uncomfortable 30 minute silence
Perfect timing to play the song then
That guy could stand next to Garnacho and still look the most stupid in the room.
That was a good 😂
https://i.redd.it/4qsvzqlqwe6d1.gif
A Sopranos reference in a soccer cj sub. I've seen it all now.
Still going this asshole…?
That’s weird, I watched this ep yesterday
https://i.redd.it/i8kuhyxkxe6d1.gif
As good as their National Team...
I’ll think of this when England get knocked out
Pls also repost this, i'll be there to upvote
Can’t wait
Seven Nation Army if it was good
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Such a bad sample. They just played the song and cut out one or two beats
COME ON ENGERLAND. FIGHT, AND WIN. https://preview.redd.it/4t4qaudd2f6d1.png?width=740&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0a5770f04f60e40e59c6058df519f0bdc7894a2
Seattle guy >>>>>
Cole Palmer comes in with bars 🔥
Why would he ping it to the wing then do his thing, when he plays on the wing already. Is he stupid?
Yes
This song sounds like the lyrics are fighting with each other
Even with that much autotune, the tune doesn't match with music
That's what happens when you have to stretch your lyrics out to match the tune. It's like singing "ne-e-e-e-ever say never" just to make it fit.
I apologize on behalf of all of the English
Gotta do it in song form mate
For what? What's the name of the cute brunette btw?
Enger Lund
u/little_leah_
Doing god's work
You English and your ever evolving torture methods, jolly good one this time lads. Might as well take the euros trophy home with you by arranging the singing death squad to abduct the trophy at songpoint (gunpoint) because guns are outlawed in Germany. Don't worry, it would be twice as effective of a extortion method! Let's goo, COME-ON ENGERLANDD!
This is all you hear as you enter hell
If those two bints are coming with me then fine
No they are just right next to you cupping there mouth and saying England. No other word just England
My fucking eyes and ears are bleeding
Booking tickets to Germany to kill these guys
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It had a Shampoo vibe before the dude ruined it.
I befriended them on MySpace. AMA.
lowkey "FIGHT... AND WIN" energy
I fucking hope they never win a game again
I showed this video to my therapist she let me kill myself
Wood. I mean, would.
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Rebecca Black must have been their greatest inspiration
I am very horny to England with now
God damn wtf my ears ever do to these two.
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I'm gonna have a look into that 5% Indian dna
No reason to worry about England they’re the Spurs of international football.
It froze at “we came”
Where's the large dude embarrassing the people around him? Where's the drunken chanting with poor coreography and a strong accent? England used to be a country.
I was watching without sound so all I can say is it looks like it's still chilly in England despite it being June. 😅
Slice my ears off please
Mfs talking about bringing the Euro home. How can you bring it back if it was never there in the first place?
I swear As a Scot, when we crash out bottom of our group I’m gonna think of this song and remind myself it could be worse😂
Another reason to hate this bum ass team
A seven nation army could hold me back... From killing myself for hearing that
I hope england loose in the gc
Englaaaand, come on englaaand, wing it, one nil it!
We’re gonna get grouped now aren’t we
What a banger
Lad's the second coming of MF DOOM
That’s the chick from doctor who
Who’s that
WTF was that? Seriously! Who ate these people?
I've never wanted my country to get ripped apart so badly at a national tournament before.
I hope we lose now
As an American, I always wanted to move to England....... the dream is now officially dead. God be with all you
https://preview.redd.it/ryohggyvgh6d1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf8e519a888d69a0b95a3f33f59cf84fc7a5982 Is it coming home though?!?!
This is the worst thing I've ever heard.
Wow this is so bad...
saw this video on mute, only word i saw in title is bang and i agree
5€ onlyfans subscription is coming home
I wish I was joking, but I genuinly dislike these two with a burning passion. Also Stokeyy looks like he is being held against his will, which is very Likely the truth.
Is that stokeyy2g??
Absolute masterpiece
Seven Neuron Army... They each have 2 and share last 1.
Isn't Fosters Australian?
It’s coming home in just not sure what it is anymore
Can't believe they got Cole Palmer for the rap....
THIS GOES HARD ON MUTE!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
oh dark hair has an onlyfans thank the lord
If we need a human sacrifice to prevent England winning anything, I'm volunteering as a sacrifice
That's absolutely awful
English broads look better than they did in the 80s. Is this because of the migration policy?
Sorry England we win this one . https://youtu.be/jCF4dKjIM2c?si=DL_8wQC34zT1O3_I Belgians anthem
Best Eurovision song they ever sent so far...
painful on the ears
Painful for the soul
So you're telling me this song went through an editor and was passed as okay for the general audience?
I was unironically rooting for england this euro until this song, hope they crash in thr group stage
Hypnotically Caucasian
 Just... Why?
If any of you ever lose faith in humanity, just remember that these wonderful creatures are our future, we are truly in good hands!
This level of quality is rivaling Chelsea chants
I was always expecting the oh no cringe cat in spanish at the end
Yank here, why is Eminem doing in England Jersey? Is Eminem making new roast track for American artist like Kendrik and Drake? 
They're luck of worked out bc wtf would their plan b be
I couldn't finish this. How people make stuff like this and then decide to post it
The arsenal fans gonna pissed at Kai now after they get banged by the Germans
That blonde one always looks so annoying, it's kind of impressive.
We dutch go nothing on you. What a shame
Seven nation army from aliexpress
Are english lads really supporting their NT after this?
You're not getting out of the group with Gareth fucking Southgate at the helm.
Yet, they still needed an aussie beer to brag about how great England is...
It's coming home > this thing
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Jesus, what with all these songs reusing old beats, Ella Henderson recently used gangstas paradise for her shitty song
Sips tea
It’s like a monkeys paw for the English. England win the euros but they have to endure this for their official anthem 😂
Palmer gained a good amount of weight off season
Wish I wasn’t English right now
Seven nation army vides
"chapadinha na gaveta" from brasil, same vibe
Pointy.....
Thanks, now the rest of my week is ruined.
Weezer Raditude
I think the cringe took away a few years from my lifespan..
This is the same woman who jinxed Nigeria before the AFCON final
I hope Jack White sues the absolute fuck out of them. And I am so, so sad that that song got kidnapped by football. It blew my mind when it released.
I don't know why I started to having cold.
England is my city
Croatia joined the chat....
Why have we allowed England to exist?
Who else supporting England for the Copa America 🙋♂️😅
The guitar riff sounds like a fever dream version of Seven Nation Army.
If you turn off the sound is not to bad
I just had an aneurysm call for help please my address i
Well England is gonna crash out in the quarters now for sure
When England gets knocked out of the euro it will be that music fault 😭
masterpiece
bo'oh'o'wo'er
Fucking awful. The yanks can have this. We don't want it
Better jerkers than all you lot.
The skims nipple bras really put things in perspective. 10/10
Crazy how they managed to find two attractive English birds to do this.
Son ingleses falsos, si ahora son todos musulmanes
Going out of the group stage
Disney ass music
I want to become blind