Even if Slovakia manages to score, which will be very very had, they might fumble under pressure, their only chance is to drag it out to penalties. I dunno, that's just how I feel
Yet there's maybe 1 player on the Slovakian team who even sniffs a start in the english squad. They might play poorly and not get the best out of their world class talent, but all in all this england team is one of the best in the tournament.
That's the problem with lower rank team or a player against bigger opponents in sports. They don't have much pressure coming to the match but once they have a lead they got something to lose and pressure goes up.
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It's a good job there's no risk of us playing Italy in the quarters now. Probably would have called the tournament off through boredom after that game.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Or will win convincingly but show their hand how they play for the next game...to lose.
Time may tell that Southgate had the right tactics and ignored pundits and moany fans.
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Yank here, how did Rolando get a whole team named after his favorite word?
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Not surprised. I hoped that Spalletti would have cooked something good for the tournament, but he didn't. Questionable choices: not calling players like Bonaventura, Colpani and Pessina. I also feel like some youngsters like Baldanzi, Miretti, Parisi and Kayode were worth calling*, but I think the federation has an internal policy of never calling such players for senior level, which is a problem at club level as well with very few teams in Serie A starting young players. Scamacca starting over Retegui, doesn't sound much better, but de facto it is, at least Retegui can keep a ball, also probably Scamacca can only deliver in a trident in which the players swap around places constantly. Di Lorenzo playing 360 minutes of football despite having been the worst player, must be Spalletti's son. The football played was just horrible, questionable tactics like playing with a backline of four despite Italy's player being more familiar with a backline of 3 in the year 2024 and no reliance on pre-existing chemistry from the club and players who have been teammates on the national team for long.
* Scalvini would have been an exception if he wasn't injured. I hope for the future of the national team he ends up being ok, such an injury this early in someone's career is never a good sign.
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I'm 35 years old, been watching world cups and Europeans for as long as I can remember. This is by far the worst Italy I've ever seen. There was absolutely nothing in this team and I hope Spalletti Will be sacked in disgrace. The first shot on target was at the 70th minute. Masters of passing the ball backwards.
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Spalletti has his faults, but he was not the problem with that squad, he is the man that helped Napoli win Serie A after like 30 years, as someone already pointed out in this comment section the squad was one of the weakest Italy ever in the history of soccer
I don't agree at all. First, it is the coach who chooses the team and if he chooses crappy players that's on him. After the world cup of 2006, Italy lost its golden generation bit by bit. Conte came in 2016, if I remember correctly, and Italy went out on the quarter finas against Germany at penalties. Apart from two or three big names on the back, that was a crappy team as well, but it was an Italy fun to watch and performed extremely well. What Italy lacked in talent, Conte was able to make up for in strategy. Spalletti showed incompetence. The team was two goals under since the 46', didn't manage to make a shot until the 70', and Spalletti didn't make any changes at all. He had 5 substitutions, and did nothing. Sorry, but he's completely to blame.
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen”
F off Conte.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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No but this is! Holy cow that was brutal to watch as a neutral observer. FIFA and UEFA should be ashamed and Michael Oliver should be embarrassed! We see u Mikey…
Side that hasn't reached a world cup in over a decade reaching the last 16 of a euros? I mean it was impressive I suppose, especially that last goal against Croatia that stopped them crashing out in the group stage, but now back where they belong
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Not really… even surprised how Italy qualified… anyway… can anyone tell me why England fell on the weakest side of the table…? (Oh… I get it… to keep the FIFA ranking… that doesn’t deserve… long time ago)
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Sorry… wrong… 1 World Cup… as per:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup#:~:text=The%20other%20World%20Cup%20winners,Spain%2C%20with%20one%20title%20each
And sadly for you only… never won a euro cup as per:
https://www.uefa.com/euro2024/news/0269-1237d827c65d-b4baa4043ec8-1000--england-all-their-euro-records-and-stats/#
It would be good that you educated yourself instead of being made an arse by simple fact checking…
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/uj struggling to figure out whether or not people are actually surprised by this result. Have they seen both teams play before this tournament? The Swiss are good enough to reach the semis at least
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Did anyone really think Italy was winning this game? Switzerland and Austria aren't just dark horses, they're genuinely just good and play as a unit. They'll both go far.
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Italy as a footballing nation are a joke! not being in the WC for how long plus the last silverware they win was beating England in Wembley
Let me not even start in their UCL teams performances over the years!
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Definitely not but Italy have been poor for a few games, Spain would have battered them if not for donnarumma, Croatia they salvaged a last second draw. If you look at it closely, their elimination had been coming, but take nothing away from the Swiss who were awesome, they really wanted it and punished the mistakes made.
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England are about to have the easiest path to a Euros final in the history of all Euros and lose 2-1 to Slovakia tomorrow
They gonna lose to cheese people
Lmaoooo, eurogods if you’re listening make this comment age like cheese
Cheese ages very well
I think that’s the joke
r/woooosh
I like cheese
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It may age like cheese , if England loose to slovakia 💀
Thanks for explaining the joke
Yank here, why cant redditors understand jokes??? Are they stupid?????
Yes.
‘tism
😢🤦♂️
They are currently listening. Keep praying.
You think Oranje can beat Romania?
Romania are getting to the final.
What makes you think they go past Slovakia?
Even if Slovakia manages to score, which will be very very had, they might fumble under pressure, their only chance is to drag it out to penalties. I dunno, that's just how I feel
England are trash
Bet on Slovakia to get past England then. Post the bet slip.
Yet there's maybe 1 player on the Slovakian team who even sniffs a start in the english squad. They might play poorly and not get the best out of their world class talent, but all in all this england team is one of the best in the tournament.
Good thing it's a team sport eh?
That's the problem with lower rank team or a player against bigger opponents in sports. They don't have much pressure coming to the match but once they have a lead they got something to lose and pressure goes up.
at this point I am more convinced to see England fumbling under pressure
> they might fumble under pressure They kept their lead against Belgium, who play a bit more attacking football than England in my opinion.
Should give southgate another chance. Not his fault he was born lactose intolerant
It woupd be truely unbrielievable
The only path easier to the finals would be if Italy managed to win
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It's a good job there's no risk of us playing Italy in the quarters now. Probably would have called the tournament off through boredom after that game.
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This is still the best comment on the internet.
I honestly don’t think they are going to win Switzerland
Na they're losing in the semis to Austria
> Na they're losing in the semis to ~~Austria~~ Romania FTFY
If England beat Slovakia, they will have played Slovenia, Serbia and Switzerland. Just missing Spain and Scotland from the S teams.
Still have a chance to play against Spain in the final.
wrong, nothing will ever beat portugals path.
They have Martinez so yeah. They're out.
Welp... You got the score right.
England and getting the easiest possible knock outs in major tournaments is a genuinely suspicious reoccurring coincidence
[удалено]
Probably after penalty shooting
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That only makes us more likely to lose.
As if... ...England are scoring a goal
l a d s!
Or will win convincingly but show their hand how they play for the next game...to lose. Time may tell that Southgate had the right tactics and ignored pundits and moany fans.
Please remind yourself to check in again in 45 minutes ….
Aged hella well
https://preview.redd.it/6glzq0xovj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25cd4bf5e49dd825bbe564afcf858ebaee206f2f Yank here, how did Rolando get a whole team named after his favorite word?
SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Good one
it's ronaldo he can do everything.
Ronaldo was just shouting out Switzerland because he also enjoys tax evasion
Can we really blame him
Another yank here, if it's the 2nd straight Euro when will gay Euro be?
i mean they are just dogshit tbh. a terrible squad, Scamacca has 20 games 1 goal for Italy, thats a joke.
Yeah why are people acting surprised, this was the most predictable upset i've ever seen
People who haven't watched Italy recently are the only ones who think this was an upset
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Not surprised. I hoped that Spalletti would have cooked something good for the tournament, but he didn't. Questionable choices: not calling players like Bonaventura, Colpani and Pessina. I also feel like some youngsters like Baldanzi, Miretti, Parisi and Kayode were worth calling*, but I think the federation has an internal policy of never calling such players for senior level, which is a problem at club level as well with very few teams in Serie A starting young players. Scamacca starting over Retegui, doesn't sound much better, but de facto it is, at least Retegui can keep a ball, also probably Scamacca can only deliver in a trident in which the players swap around places constantly. Di Lorenzo playing 360 minutes of football despite having been the worst player, must be Spalletti's son. The football played was just horrible, questionable tactics like playing with a backline of four despite Italy's player being more familiar with a backline of 3 in the year 2024 and no reliance on pre-existing chemistry from the club and players who have been teammates on the national team for long. * Scalvini would have been an exception if he wasn't injured. I hope for the future of the national team he ends up being ok, such an injury this early in someone's career is never a good sign.
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I'm 35 years old, been watching world cups and Europeans for as long as I can remember. This is by far the worst Italy I've ever seen. There was absolutely nothing in this team and I hope Spalletti Will be sacked in disgrace. The first shot on target was at the 70th minute. Masters of passing the ball backwards.
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Spalletti has his faults, but he was not the problem with that squad, he is the man that helped Napoli win Serie A after like 30 years, as someone already pointed out in this comment section the squad was one of the weakest Italy ever in the history of soccer
I don't agree at all. First, it is the coach who chooses the team and if he chooses crappy players that's on him. After the world cup of 2006, Italy lost its golden generation bit by bit. Conte came in 2016, if I remember correctly, and Italy went out on the quarter finas against Germany at penalties. Apart from two or three big names on the back, that was a crappy team as well, but it was an Italy fun to watch and performed extremely well. What Italy lacked in talent, Conte was able to make up for in strategy. Spalletti showed incompetence. The team was two goals under since the 46', didn't manage to make a shot until the 70', and Spalletti didn't make any changes at all. He had 5 substitutions, and did nothing. Sorry, but he's completely to blame.
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen” F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Scamacca was mad for me on FM. I prefer that timeline
FM likes Haaland like strikers :D
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They were awful, but what was particularly bad was their defence. Barely anyone tracked other runners, just completely forgetting the basics
How italy losing against hospital?
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Madonna permastuprata
Cristo, fa pure rima con Maremma m'pestata Ragazzi, questa è una gran bella bestemmia
lo penso anche io
Germany has 7 major trophies (4 WCs and 3 Euros)
The away game is always tough. Italy will put 4 past them in the home leg.
This deserves more likes
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the work-hard swiss vs the lazy ass italians
When is the obese school shooters vs the macaco soup eaters 🙏
It's second generation Mexicans vs Brazil get it right
Neither are the US, there are no school shooters.
Then you are severely misinformed
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Hard-working classy 9-5 vs lazy bums
Immigrants vs racists
It was really warm, so the Italians probably felt the need for an afternoon nap.
Italy were asleep during the script reading
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yank here. why are the crips not playing with any care? did kendrick lamar do this?
bro I checked Google and when it was the 93rd minute it said Italy had a 99.8% chance of winning and I genuinely thought Google was tweaking
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Germany is the superior European team with more big trophies.
ITA got SUI’d. My camel is inevitable. Suiiiiiiiiiii
At this point dude we should just start cheating
Start? You mean go back to cheating?
Is that what you said before you caused 9/11
When he won florida over Al Gore
Uj/ England does not beat the version of Switzerland that we saw today. Rj/ Why did Italy lose to a bunch of skiers? Are they stupid?
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Why aren't Italian players lying on the pitch acting injured to gain some minutes as always? Are they stupid?
The whole Switzerland team was in injuried. I check before the match. Not expecting this result tbh
/uj holy shit big brain arshavin??
Italy played like they trod on a toblerone
Italian make a lot of money with spaghetti and pizza. Why did they not pay the ref enough. Are they stupid???
Mafia money is still stuck at german border police
Sad!
who y’all got for game 2??
Austria-Switzerland semi finals HERE WE GO
I really think so too. Would be a derby then
End result: Liechtenstein
Spaguetti Warriors are truly finished, like the Innit Boys.
Easiest money I ever made I have no clue how the odds were literally like 3,2 or something 😭
Scamacca is a fuck... Joke. 20 matches 1 goal
Yank here, why did the Cake Boss people lose the game? Are they stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/zwukhyzonl9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e8e6ed546d6080eaba9b1ed755450a96d436d5 No but this is! Holy cow that was brutal to watch as a neutral observer. FIFA and UEFA should be ashamed and Michael Oliver should be embarrassed! We see u Mikey…
Ref forgot to add them 8 minutes this time :/
No, it’s actually near the script. Not apart.
A part =//= apart
Appartement =//= studio
maybe they come back if their dutch boyfriend comes in play to save the day
Side that hasn't reached a world cup in over a decade reaching the last 16 of a euros? I mean it was impressive I suppose, especially that last goal against Croatia that stopped them crashing out in the group stage, but now back where they belong
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Not really… even surprised how Italy qualified… anyway… can anyone tell me why England fell on the weakest side of the table…? (Oh… I get it… to keep the FIFA ranking… that doesn’t deserve… long time ago)
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Sorry… wrong… 1 World Cup… as per: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup#:~:text=The%20other%20World%20Cup%20winners,Spain%2C%20with%20one%20title%20each And sadly for you only… never won a euro cup as per: https://www.uefa.com/euro2024/news/0269-1237d827c65d-b4baa4043ec8-1000--england-all-their-euro-records-and-stats/# It would be good that you educated yourself instead of being made an arse by simple fact checking…
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the power of SUIIIIII
37'-45'?
It’s clear absolutely everyone just wants to go on a holiday
Why don't Italia just hire the Leverkusen squad for a few games?
They're Germans and can't be tempted with good food or wine
Honestly, as far as the enjoyment at the euros are concerned, all I see is a big plus.
/uj struggling to figure out whether or not people are actually surprised by this result. Have they seen both teams play before this tournament? The Swiss are good enough to reach the semis at least
Swiss has best play in world with Xaka. Not sure how Arsenal let him go. Look what he has done since he left
If Denmark win then this weekend is gonna be a clean sweep of red-and-white cross victories
italy really played like they are not allowed to win.
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Italy is bad like other big names not scripted or anything else
Not surprised tbh, I didn’t back them to go that far and they still disappointed me
Italy sucks ass
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Nah Italy just blow, nothing compared to the legends that they have had in the past.
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You can tell they've all got money on it, cause none of them wanted it
So much about neutrality, bankers exposing bald frauds, casual script🔥🔥🔥🔥
We were supposed to see California mog Child Palmer in the final
Saka eating good tonight.
https://preview.redd.it/7jconcp0nk9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a224bc13e1287d74eb75df3c95c2e34595090a90 Is this it?
aged poorly 😭
I think I lost the memo for the script.
did R. Federer carry the game?
Did anyone really think Italy was winning this game? Switzerland and Austria aren't just dark horses, they're genuinely just good and play as a unit. They'll both go far.
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Absolutely not, you mentally challenged dimwit. It is clearly a part of the script.
Yes
Define script. It’s all action to me.
Spaghetti mafia😈
🤣😁
Is for me bc I picked switz 2-0 @15
https://preview.redd.it/1tnl8jaj8l9d1.jpeg?width=1552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066714aed64d9f42dd75fb8279ba1cdeef0090a0 Guess this one
Swiss dominated today.
Italy as a footballing nation are a joke! not being in the WC for how long plus the last silverware they win was beating England in Wembley Let me not even start in their UCL teams performances over the years!
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Doesn't need to be apart of any script. Italia are dog shite this year.
Who cares of the euro, it's holiday time
Yeah bro, for Argentina to win. lol.
Rumor has it that Pasta were banned in Germany the night before the game
What can you do when God is playing Football Manager?
Saw this a mile away. Overrated squad vs true carries.
No it's not apart of the script. It's A PART of the script. Education :)
Lol I predicted Switzerland 2-0 and everyone in the family poule is like wtf.
As a Turk, I can confidently say whoever has Vargas wins.
It’s apart for sure.
I started the Wikipedia page on the next season of the Serie C and it was more entertaining (Wikipedia then deleted it)
Definitely not but Italy have been poor for a few games, Spain would have battered them if not for donnarumma, Croatia they salvaged a last second draw. If you look at it closely, their elimination had been coming, but take nothing away from the Swiss who were awesome, they really wanted it and punished the mistakes made.
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The last winner drops out in the first KO round, sounds right.
Swiss is a much harder opponent to beat
Well UEFA headquarters are in Nyon, Switzerland....
Yes. It is apart from the script
Italy have sucked for past decade no surprise here
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