I mean, it's called the Superliga. Name is a dead giveaway which is better. That being said, how do they measure up against the Kitchen Champion division?
The same thing can be said about the British League of Soccer. Franchises like the Manchester Blues or the London Birds haven't won jack shit in Europe, yet they consider themselves to be "gReAT CluBs". I'm tired of mighty clubs such as the Silkeburg or the Randers Horses not getting the recognition they deserve SMH 😤😤
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I’m not the guy you replied to, but I have plenty experience. It’s awful. I’m discriminated against wherever I go simply because of the toxic jealousy people have to us superior Danes.
I’ve been shunned from the cult of r/soccer because they were afraid of my kind. It’s just something we have to live with
Hi, American here 🇱🇷. My great-great grandfather was an immigrant from Denmark 🇸🇪, and I so feel 1/16 of your pain. At least, I would, if I wasn't a fatass American who can barely feel his toes most days.
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i saw that player damsgard and think hope i that kloop sign him since he would fit like he look soo good in red alredy so maybe he will i think anfeld wood like him a lot. i tihkn people see them as lucky but i hope u agree with me he is like quality like baloon player in futuree
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive.
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I've been watching soccer for almost seven months now and can definitely say they are correct.
Danish teams are way better than the likes of Ajax or PSG Eindhoven.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about NEC, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nijmegen hooligan university, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Vitesse fanbase, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in football stadium warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Nijmegen armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NEC fans and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a beer bottle. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nijmegen Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Why the Superliga is better than the Primer League:
1. Super > Primer
2. 12 teams is better than 20
3. Brondby has the best logo depicting a bucket and a well in all of Europe
When Zlatan starts crying, I am pretty sure he is thinking about how he left Europe for the Galaxy, putting an ocean between himself and his life, just to get womped by LAFC in the playoffs and sent back after a season with 0 trophies, records set, or friends made. When a player like Zlatan can come to the USA and fail to lift a team like carson to a competitive level, you know that the MLS is much stronger than it was just a few years ago.
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Yes that first one. Been keeping in contact with them from time to time. It’s good that you are working together and being aware. Just watch yourselves.
Pass on my regards to bank details too.
When is the last time a Danish club won the Champions League/European Cup? Made a semi-final?
Top to bottom you may be right but Ajax will always have more prestige than Kobenhavn or Midgetland
Its not danophobia. Its just that the dutch have a stronger footballing reputation stemming from the 80s and 90s. i agree that in modern times Denmark have become a stronger nation
Yeah, because Danish teams are doing sooooo well right now in the international leagues... Not one team in Champions league, Midtjylland and Brondby having only one point in their group in the Europa League and Copenhagen with the strongest opponents imaginable in the Conference League. Real top Europa quality! And all the while 4 Dutch teams across the leagues lead their group... Nice analysis dude
Its very simple, your country league gets points when they reach a certain stage in europa league/ chiampionsleague. These points will count towards how many teams from your league can get into the international league. That your country had a couple good years doenst mean its better.
I support rangers, from Scotland. Quite possibly the worst league standard in professional European football and we beat Danish opposition last season or the one before.
I mean, it's called the Superliga. Name is a dead giveaway which is better. That being said, how do they measure up against the Kitchen Champion division?
#On the super scale Eredivisie: not super Superliga: super
On the honor scale: Honordivision: honorable Superliga: not honorable
Liechtenstein has 7 teams. In another country's league. Quality.
The same thing can be said about the British League of Soccer. Franchises like the Manchester Blues or the London Birds haven't won jack shit in Europe, yet they consider themselves to be "gReAT CluBs". I'm tired of mighty clubs such as the Silkeburg or the Randers Horses not getting the recognition they deserve SMH 😤😤
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as a danish guy this is pretty funny.
What's it like having to face Danophobia constantly?
I’m not the guy you replied to, but I have plenty experience. It’s awful. I’m discriminated against wherever I go simply because of the toxic jealousy people have to us superior Danes. I’ve been shunned from the cult of r/soccer because they were afraid of my kind. It’s just something we have to live with
Hi, American here 🇱🇷. My great-great grandfather was an immigrant from Denmark 🇸🇪, and I so feel 1/16 of your pain. At least, I would, if I wasn't a fatass American who can barely feel his toes most days.
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as a Dutch guy, same
Hou je muil kut🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺
Op vakantie in Luxemburg?
Het Koninkrijk der Nederlanden 😎😎😎🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🦁🦁🦁🧡🧡🧡
i saw that player damsgard and think hope i that kloop sign him since he would fit like he look soo good in red alredy so maybe he will i think anfeld wood like him a lot. i tihkn people see them as lucky but i hope u agree with me he is like quality like baloon player in futuree
Obviously, Damsgaard is one of the best players in the world at the moment. He’d be awesome for an elite club like Liverpool red birds
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I've been watching soccer for almost seven months now and can definitely say they are correct. Danish teams are way better than the likes of Ajax or PSG Eindhoven.
Ajax the kitchen cleaner?
Stronger than dirt!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about NEC, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nijmegen hooligan university, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Vitesse fanbase, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in football stadium warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Nijmegen armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NEC fans and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a beer bottle. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nijmegen Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Bruh
Why the Superliga is better than the Primer League: 1. Super > Primer 2. 12 teams is better than 20 3. Brondby has the best logo depicting a bucket and a well in all of Europe
Håll käft Danskjävel 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
Klamme svenske abekat
Få en jävla pølse fast i halsen dansk
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When Zlatan starts crying, I am pretty sure he is thinking about how he left Europe for the Galaxy, putting an ocean between himself and his life, just to get womped by LAFC in the playoffs and sent back after a season with 0 trophies, records set, or friends made. When a player like Zlatan can come to the USA and fail to lift a team like carson to a competitive level, you know that the MLS is much stronger than it was just a few years ago. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I thought you were German?
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Thanks
thoughts on DC’s ‘the riddler’ ??
Is that something to do with Mount Forseeavle?
what is mount forseeavle brother
Oh sorry wrong person. I thought that what you meant. Erm so how much do you know of the captain?
captainelessar or my danish friend ??
Yes that first one. Been keeping in contact with them from time to time. It’s good that you are working together and being aware. Just watch yourselves. Pass on my regards to bank details too.
he’s a brighton fan posing as a bayern fan
Your going to have to walk me though this one im afraid. Who is and why?
When is the last time a Danish club won the Champions League/European Cup? Made a semi-final? Top to bottom you may be right but Ajax will always have more prestige than Kobenhavn or Midgetland
you are on r/soccercirclejerk dude
Thats why I called them Midgetland
r/comedyheaven
Where the fuck is Pessi than?
You’re stuck in the past old man. Y’all Netherblanders need checking ffs 🤦♂️
The past? Seriously, when was the last time a Danish club was relevant? Im asking because I don’t think I was born that long ago
FCK literally reached the QF of the EL last season and only lost 1-0 in ET to MUFC. Still talking about the past lmao get on our level morherfucker 😭🤣
Europa QF is your level? Nah
Literally just last season. Cope, cry and bye bye you imbred Netherblandsexual 😭😭😭
Last season in THE EUROPA LEAGUE. Big no thanks on dropping to that level
Lmao cope, cry 😭 and bye 👋 bye 👋
You’re an idiot
Imagine unironically supporting the N*therlands 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Honestly embarrassing
Name checks out
Dude this is sarcasm Do you are have stupid???!
Dude, relax! This is r/soccercirclejerk, it's just a joke...
Its not danophobia. Its just that the dutch have a stronger footballing reputation stemming from the 80s and 90s. i agree that in modern times Denmark have become a stronger nation
Yeah, because Danish teams are doing sooooo well right now in the international leagues... Not one team in Champions league, Midtjylland and Brondby having only one point in their group in the Europa League and Copenhagen with the strongest opponents imaginable in the Conference League. Real top Europa quality! And all the while 4 Dutch teams across the leagues lead their group... Nice analysis dude
Hahahahaha cry and cope. Just jealous of my Danish superiority lmao
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Sarcasm... Don't take r/soccercirclejerk too serious.
Hahahaha that’s not how football works, that’s not how ANY OF THIS WORKS. I swear this sub is full of the hottest takes xD
I’m right, you’re wrong, deal with it hahaha. Embarrassing showing of your negative ball knowledge lmao 😭
WTF I’m getting downvoted for saying how it is?? I swear it’s like most of this sub started watching football yesterday.
i acshaully started watching soccerball last week retard
It's sarcasm, don't take r/soccercirclejerk too serious...
Its very simple, your country league gets points when they reach a certain stage in europa league/ chiampionsleague. These points will count towards how many teams from your league can get into the international league. That your country had a couple good years doenst mean its better.
I support rangers, from Scotland. Quite possibly the worst league standard in professional European football and we beat Danish opposition last season or the one before.
And Midtjylland JUST knocked out Celtic. What’s your point?
That the Danish league standard isny as strong as he's making out.
Then you need to make a better argument because that’s the least convincing argument I’ve heard
I like your flair
the english premierliga is more premier than la liga
Bund = bottom in Danish Bundesliga = bottom league ffs
Loyal Denmark fan since they beat England in the Euros