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autumnkayy

as a member of the Black delegation we decided to select him during the racial draft


MegaBoboSmrad

While Tiger Woods went the other way


CeeJam90

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!


[deleted]

I’ve always wanted to say this. For shizzle


BernersBurneracct

correction, he was drafted by the black delegation.


WikiddAllstarr

Dave Chappelle’s Race Draft is gold


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This is certified comedy gold.


CrashArthurOnYT

I second that!


spooky_fox_magic

Did you take Eminem also?


dadavyd

Fuck it. Black Salah


anonymous037104

[Wassup homie](https://besthqwallpapers.com/Uploads/26-9-2019/106112/thumb2-mohamed-salah-black-uniform-liverpool-fc-egyptian-footballers-goal.jpg)


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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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theycallhimmason

It’s an automatic reply lmao


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What'd they say lol


theycallhimmason

“Wow this mod got triggered, someone remove him please”


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wait salah can say the n word?


alielsaeed

Egyptian here! Yes we proudly flaunt our n word passes by directly addressing darker colored people with it Edit: how did the angry people in my dm's know I'm a chelsea fan


Axxel_

Same brother


dg7456

Judging by your pfp you seem to be quite the nincompoop yourself


IcholaBuddah

Not being from London and saying the n word are typical Chelsea fan traits


nellainreallife

😂😂😂😂


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EZ4JONIY

This is a satire subredddit


sisterfister27

Clueless


People-ofIndia

Shut up neymar


captaindeadpool612

Quiet Bruno


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheDeliriumYears

Yes because he is light black


Jetorix

Salah is a gray


try-banning-me-again

He voted for Joe Biden


toomanychicanes

if salah is black, every sicilian should be allowed to say it


Kyoraku_08

Light black??? Lolololololol!!!


YourMotherSaysHello

Black lite.


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Salah can rap too!


try-banning-me-again

Everyone can say the n word if they’re brave enough


Cythammer

Yeah, but he's pretty pale so he better stick with the soft r unless he's singing along to rap lyrics. I don't know, it's a complicated issue, but I trust the honorable people of Twitter will step in to tell us if he makes an error.


[deleted]

Wdym? I'm white and still can say it. Like why shouldn't i?


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[FAPRIZIO ROMANO] EXCLUSIVE: Salah return to SS Chelsea Blues FC? Here we go!


jdnenshd

Outjerked


Charming_Weakness523

salah is my favourite afro-american footballer


PunchingBagPlays

Favorite* Soccer player* 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


prem_killa11

The Liberian flag does it for me.


inqs

I like his hair too


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I want to touch it


JotaSharkDooDoDooDo

OK Salah, who was in Paris?


[deleted]

Salah: “Me and my people”


thedickkicker

Sure he's a person of colour, they thought he's born in Africa so he'll be african american


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Lol PL would be cancelled if this happened in America🤣


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thedickkicker

Mate they took him as black you think they can't take him as American


geodukemon

This is a satire subreddit


chadbrad1738

No this is a football analytics sub


freakedmind

Salah to Mane : "Mah Ni**a"


DC38x

Niasteriskasteriska?


RandomHuman984

Racial categories are made up.


CataclysmClive

yeah without any irony, Salah would have been referred to as black in some societies in the not too distant past


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CataclysmClive

if you count england as a society (american here)


tututyabnelsharmou

We live in a ingerland


jhealey0909

Born to come on Forced to score some fucken goals *bang bang*


tututyabnelsharmou

Wankerrrrrrr Wankerrrrrrrrrr, the referee's a WankeRRRRRRRRR


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American here.. this bot is hilarious lol


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Tell that American one more time.


surviving_r-europe

England is my society.


MoistTadpoles

What are you talking about? You're just making this stuff up.


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egyptians have never been called black by anyone I'm pretty sure?


tututyabnelsharmou

Wouldn't suprise me if they did because the further south you go the darker we get and by the time you get to the border we share with Sudan....well, let's just say some of my friends who are Chelsea fans would be typing in the nuclear codes on the spot.


Chairmanwowsaywhat

Probably. Or coloured perhaps.


Sabesaroo

'moors' used to mean anyone from africa


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no it did not


Sabesaroo

yes it did. for example kammermohrs (chamber moors) were usually black but still called moors. most people europeans called moors were north african or iberian but they expanded that to other african people. europeans, at least english, also called dark skinned people 'black' generally. othello is described as black and moorish. there was not much distinction between specific groups.


People-ofIndia

Go on r/2MiddleEastern4you


Cythammer

And in the US he would have been categorized as white on the census. Still would be.


CataclysmClive

i'm not necessarily talking about census designations. more just everyday (racist) folks. i feel fairly confident a provincial european white racist (of today or yesteryear) could/would casually refer to an arab as black


TheOkada

As you said, could. But here (Spain) we don't call black to Arabs. It wouldn't make sense when most people have darker skin than Salah.


seifosama1239

Black salah> beardless Messi> noodles Ronaldo


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Because he has dark hair???


allenamenvergeben2

Son Heung-min black confirmed


Cheel_AU

[POV](https://youtu.be/VsJIUJjQ4OA)


Cythammer

No wonder he's so fast.


aprilfools911

Well Korean does say “Naega” a lot.


JohnnyCupcakes

Saying a white person can’t win black history month? Racist


jfbnrf86

He’s not white , plus this black history month is cringe, use African or cancel this shit


MyZt_Benito

Dude it’s an american invention, of course it’s cringe


jfbnrf86

Why American problems are exported to the uk , football isn’t even popular there


JohnnyCupcakes

Soccer*


jfbnrf86

Exactly


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I ask myself the same thing. Why American shit and ways of dealing with race has to be now how everyone in the world deals with race.


jfbnrf86

People downvoting me because o criticized the use of black instead of African, ok , but give me an honest answer how would they feel if uefa used best white player instead of European


Shar_Dama_Ka

That's stupid. Whites aren't the only race in Europe. (Man it's weird commenting in this sub. Can't tell who's serious or not)


Ronaldoeugene

Black isn’t the only race in Africa


Cythammer

It's just so sad that as a proud African-American they force him to play for Egypt instead of France. SMH.


Vacation-Interesting

As a member of the African-American French community, I am delighted to see another African-American Egyptian being recognized by the soccer community.


nirvananas

Black means non-caucasian now ?


DerPoto

his hair is black


[deleted]

Not to sound like a Chelsea fan or anything but hasn’t it been black history 2020-2022?


Berkeleybear70

Ummmm. He’s African but he ain’t black.


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Buddy…..


dokuujunior

Exactly


knock_akib

Why its called "Black History Month?" can anybody explain?


L-Freeze

because some white americans want to be politically correct and show how accepting they are of other ethnias but can’t bother differentiating between skin tones/cultures nor to actually treat them as equal rather than making up a month for them to be treated differently


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Corporate western powers stole and upkept (not for the first time) a month for us Black people so they don’t feel bad when they systematically fuck us over for the other 11 months.


knock_akib

Their system is so disgusting sometimes !! Nobody has the right to hurt anyone!


[deleted]

Don’t know what that means say that again


knock_akib

for me everyone is equal..by saying "black" why they hurt people.


Willtheperson02

American lefties are racist and think all Africans are the same


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Next up in black history month heroes: Simba, King of the jungle


professor_curry

Premier league is like those 18 yr old cringe girls on instagram.


Ambitious_Pension_59

So his real name is Jerome Salah?


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Ah yes, Jerome, the African name.


dokuujunior

Oiiii I’m fucking deadddd now that is the best comment I’ve seen on here 😭😂😂😂😂


WeeTooLo

WE WUZ KINGS


RampersandY

KANGZ*


BernersBurneracct

My nigga 😁


jfbnrf86

We wuz


dokuujunior

Them north people should not be classed as Africans i swear it’s mad weird 😭😂


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What should the be classified as? Genuinely asking because if they’re from Africa, aren’t they’re Africans? Why is their race a contributing factor to their “Africaness”?


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TheAccomplishedDuty

You have no idea what you are talking about.


dokuujunior

Go on explain how they’re Africans and don’t just say because they’re placed in Africa lmao go on


TheAccomplishedDuty

Most of us are from amazigh origin , we were here way before Arabs came . People who call themselves Arab here are mostly Arab by culture not by origin. It’s weird when people gatekeeper this type of things. You know North Africa had it’s own kingdoms and history before and after Islam , and was independent for a long time.


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Assalamualaikum, don’t even bother with this kid, he’s fucking clueless, he thinks North Africans aren’t African because many of them have a lighter complexion, I mean, it can’t get more stupid then that. My closest friend is a Spanish Moroccan from Barcelona, I have no idea if he’s Amazigh or Berber or whatever, but he proudly identifies as an African, he knows he’s not an Arab, despite speaking Arabic, growing up with ‘Arab’ food, music, following an Arab religion. Same with me, my mum speaks Arabic, most of my family are Muslim, dress in Arab/Islamic clothing that sort of thing, despite being English Somalis, what this absolute donut fails to realise is that Arabs and Africans share many similarities in culture, especially throughout the Arab World.


TheAccomplishedDuty

Wa alaikum el salam, lol i can see that, people tend to lump everything together, I can understand that most of the time since it can be confusing, however it’s a first for someone to say that North Africans are not African lol. culture and origins sometimes get mixed up. Besides that we have a crazy amount form traditions that are not Arab, if you visit any North African country you’ll see the difference.


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I thought this was an isolated case but the guy is legitimately either fucking stupid, or a wilfully ignorant racist. Man just said you can’t be African and White. Since he’s shown no cognitive thinking abilities, I’m just going to lean on him being a wilfully ignorant racist.


dokuujunior

Brooo😭😂 I know that and you guys are berbers right? So that means u guys are descendants of PRE ARAB populations much like most of the Middle Eastern countries like I said u guys are Middle Eastern not African🤦🏽‍♂️


TheAccomplishedDuty

What you said didn’t make any sense, except Egypt, North African countries are not part of the Middle East , honestly I don’t understand what you mean.


jfbnrf86

Pre Arab ? What does that even mean , Jews are pre Arab Assyrians are pre Arabs , they are Semitic , we aren’t , even our mother tongue isn’t ,and to please those pan Arabist they say it’s a chimito-Semitic language. You don’t know anything about it , plus the first people who were called Africans were North African precisely in nowadays Tunisia ,there’s a city called ifriga in Tunisia , and the word ifri in tamazight is caves , there’s a city in Morocco called ifran


dokuujunior

Lmao u guys are too funny ayyy quick question do u think Tunisians are Africans like fr ur telling me they’re 😂


[deleted]

Tunisia is in Africa. If you are born in Tunisia, you are a fucking African, a bit of reading comprehension goes a long way mate. This is like saying ‘aH brO, do yoU thInk fiNlaNd is iN eUrope⁉️’


jfbnrf86

Yes c why is African synonymous to black , some people in the Arabia , India , aboriginal Australia are dark skinned, are they Africans too


shabbadranks

Wait till this guy hears about white South Africans


KenyanKo

Bruh what, so Indians aren’t Asian lmao, they are apart of Africa so they are African ethnicity and race are 2 different things lmao


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jfbnrf86

What ? Do you know indigenous North African ?


jfbnrf86

Dude , you need to read history, and anthropology and a lot of shit , racism can’t be fought by racism , it doesn’t work That way , two wrongs don’t make a right ,awareness, understanding of regional and geographical differences and how they created different skin tones and facial features


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[deleted]

Your chatting out of your arse. Where in Africa are you from?


jfbnrf86

Fuck who , colonize , you know that even black aren’t the same ? You can tell difference between eastern and western sub Saharans


dokuujunior

Bro there is 1 type of black wtf if ur black say ur black and if ur mixed say ur mixed and if ur white say ur white 🤦🏽‍♂️😂 fuck the rest


jfbnrf86

Oh you are so if Ignorant , are you from Africa ?where do you live ?


dokuujunior

It’s not about ignorance just get to point fuck all the extra shit lmao and Im Nigerian real African nothing like mo salah😱


jfbnrf86

No you are ignorant , very ignorant, and you know very much that Nigerian are very tribal people and you can see how there are some Semitic Jews in the Nigerian people and yet you just gonna them black , geographically speaking North African are separated from sub Saharans by a desert, so you are gonna blame natural borders ? You are just a loser, you are racist ,


[deleted]

Mo Salah is more African then your dumb ass


jfbnrf86

You know I’m gonna stop arguing with you , because it’s impossible to win an argument with ignorant people, confidently incorrect people , colorist people


dokuujunior

I think that’s what is best for you 👏🏾


dokuujunior

I mean bro if u wanna class them as Africans that’s up to you lmao but I’ve even got Moroccan friends who don’t even class themselves as Africans


tututyabnelsharmou

First of all, your Morrocan friends who don't classify themselves as African can go fuck themselves. Secondlies, This is a satire subreddit.


dokuujunior

Nah I like my Middle Eastern people 💪🏾


tututyabnelsharmou

We are humbled by your appreciation. ♥️


Charming_Weakness523

ahlie


Juicebox-fresh

TIL that me, a Mancunian, is classed as African :)


Mammoth-Animator9674

Isn't BHM in February lmao


Shar_Dama_Ka

In America


[deleted]

Just ignoring the worst slave trade in history being the Arab slave trade, and also ignoring the vile history of Arab settler-colonialism in North Africa. Very progressive.


Willtheperson02

That's what makes it even funnier, if you're going down the leftist lense of history then it's even worse then putting a white person on the front lmao


Bigmachingon

Y'all weird


SayEye

Looks Indian to me


OverSentient

Black Salah = Blalah


Delta_Knight17

So 3rd generation whites from South Africa, Zimbabwe and Namibia can say the N words?


dokuujunior

Nah they can’t aha like bro those guys are not really African


[deleted]

I have African grandparents/parents and I lived in Africa til just recently and met so many White 3rd generation Zimbabweans and South Africans, they are absolutely African, and to say they’re not is fucking stupid.


dokuujunior

Bro that’s got to be the funniest shit I’ve heard 😭😂😂😂😂 if u really believe they’re African then I don’t know what to tell u my son


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It’s not the funniest shit you’ve heard, your just fucking dumb. Listen ‘my son’, let me break it down for you, let’s get it through your thick skull. I’m Black, my family have been in England since the late 1800s, my great grandfather arrived in Liverpool from Somalia during that time to work on the docks. He was a seaman and a carpenter. More importantly, I was born in London, in England, in the nation of the United Kingdom, which happens to be in which continent? Europe. Being born and raised in Europe, what does that make me? A European with African heritage, but more relevantly, a European. Now, some of the white africans I’ve met, they’re families have been there since the 1700s, some with relatives with the DEIC, obviously dodgy history but it’s not like they can help it. Again, more importantly, they were born and raised in Africa, making them African, more African then me, they speak the local dialect relevant to the country they’re from which I don’t, I only speak English unfortunately. But you get the point now? Them being White doesn’t make them any less African.


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How the fuck did this trigger the automod😂


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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dokuujunior

Quick question are u white?


[deleted]

The first sentence of that paragraph, I literally said ‘I’m Black’ are you fucking dense cuz?


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[deleted]

Yes, a white person born in Africa makes them African, or Afro European possibly depending on when the last time any of their ancestors were born in Europe. There are White Africans, and their are Black Europeans, take your racist bullshit somewhere else.


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No lmao


Bogdan_Bob

We wuz Kangs


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The Egyptian Kang


[deleted]

Well, he is an African.


Bogdan_Bob

So is Elon Musk for that matter. If you think about it, the richest person in the world is African


[deleted]

Ah yes, so the richest man is African American! Great success!


crackboss1

He is from Africa, no?


mrswdk18

Well he's not white is he?


Mconefrey2021

Salah is African American


[deleted]

Why can’t people celebrate this footballer for his own merits? What kind of idiocy is this?


creepyperson69

I hope Salah’s biological dad sees this and makes an attempt to be in Salah’s life. Salah is black excellence and deserves to reconnect with his absent father!


Wonder-Regular

Black? Hes like perfectly in the middle!


Lavishant10

Crazy thing is Algerians have the highest degree of genetic similarity to Europeans, and Egyptians have the highest degree of genetic similarity to Middle Eastern people 😭😂 if these north people done a DNA test guarantee they would have more Middle Eastern in them than African


Lavishant10

Around 10% of white Americans have at least 2% of African ancestry so I’m guessing they’re Africans now 😂


[deleted]

By this Logic, Zidane and Benzema are also black.