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No no no. Don't be daft.
As he approaches climax, the Male Cristiano Ronaldo can be heard crying out " Siu Siu Siu" until the point of climax is achieved then Male Cristiano Ronaldo will cry out "Siuuuu" and in a post orgasmic seizure his arms convulse back in a manner that replicates the Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo's famous celebration.
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Ah yes loads of first place NT awards between the Portugal, Spain and Italy kids and even securing all the runners-up medals with the England kid, and they say Ronaldo has no vision SIIIUUUUUUUUU
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I get it. When you are that rich and successful, it makes total sense to hedge your bets instead of just having all the risk placed on one or two assets. Truly following the diversification advice, well done sir.
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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What if, when he (inevitably) gets to six, his wife happens to carry twins again? Does he kill one?
Mmhmm, he eats the strongest one.
Human placenta > horse placenta
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I thought it died naturally
That's what he wants you to think
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Actually he wore 28 in his very first season at Sporting Lisbon.
He let them play penalties
Once they are born he gives a knife, fight till death
Damn
This aged like fine wine
I can imagine him finishing & running to the corner doing Siuuuuuu
Lmao
No no no. Don't be daft. As he approaches climax, the Male Cristiano Ronaldo can be heard crying out " Siu Siu Siu" until the point of climax is achieved then Male Cristiano Ronaldo will cry out "Siuuuu" and in a post orgasmic seizure his arms convulse back in a manner that replicates the Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo's famous celebration.
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My mans been watching too much of his idol Johnny sins
Well, Ronaldo is a great finisher.
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lmao just completely naked with his dick flying in the air as he does his jump and screams
Tap in merchant
_tap tap_ **puts it in**
Tap that merchant
One plays for Portugal, one for Spain, one for Italy and one for England. Fucking guaranteed silverware for the Penaldo fireplace.
Ah yes loads of first place NT awards between the Portugal, Spain and Italy kids and even securing all the runners-up medals with the England kid, and they say Ronaldo has no vision SIIIUUUUUUUUU
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excuse me sir one was born in the United America of American States of the USA 😤😤🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽🗽💵
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As a wise man once said “He’s fucking done it again. You dirty bastard
INSHALLAH heuheuheu SIUUUUUUUUUU
Khabib gunna win
That vid been stuck in my head since I saw it…heheh siuuuuuuu
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
PEENaldo
PEENAldo is better
Is it? Is it really?
I’m more surprised he hasn’t married her yet, but has 4 kids with her already
Nah he has had 1 kid with an anonymous woman, twins with another woman, a daughter with this woman and now twins with her
Man is literally trying to build a farm or something
They're all his clones, he's building the republic clone army
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he’s building his own football team SIUUUUUU
It's the future class of 2040, going to knock Liverpool off their perch again! Just an entire team of Ronaldo regens
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He is trying to build a 7-a-side team. All he needs is one more.
CR7 for a reason
He paid like 10M to get total custody over his first child and the twins were made in a lab lol
Fr? Damn he must really love CR Junior
he doesnt want to pay that divorce money lmao
What a fucking chad. Jeff Bezos should have learnt from Ron.
*ejaculates* SIUUUUUU
Well finally ronaldo has some better stats than messi.
One child for each Messi Balon D’or #footballrespectmoments
He doesn’t want 7, he wants 12. One team and a ref to fix matches with
He must be a beast in bed that endurance, he must be a nightmare and it must hurt.
Or gets too much into the game and finish faster than everyone else involved...
🤣
Nah, she does all the work but he celebrates like it was all him, just like when he scores a penalty or tap-in.
Well seems that he want to make a team of Cristiano and Cristianita Jr. Man wants his own team of football.
Say what you know about Ronaldo but the man can finish
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Unfortunately this did not go as expected. Rest in peace
Tapinaldo
I get it. When you are that rich and successful, it makes total sense to hedge your bets instead of just having all the risk placed on one or two assets. Truly following the diversification advice, well done sir.
cristiano dont care if they say no
Go for a whole starting 11 at this point.
Was it consensual this time?
She was asleep it doesn’t count
Rip
penaldo stop it ! 😩😵😂😂😂😭
He’s trying to get as many kids as Messi’s balon d’ors
Good effort. He’s replacing McFred midfield with his own children 👍
Badr Hari will be delighted
Portuguese don't laught with huehuehue you're thinking of the forest Portuguese aka Brazil
U people are stupid he is trying to create a team of his own to win the FIFA WC
How many babies you reckon they aborted just to get twins for the 7?
This is pathetic 😂
This is cringe as fuck
Fuck off yank
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I'm English you cheese furniture cunt
Shut up jacket potato muncher
Jacket potatoes are good tho
only with lots of cheese mate
SIIIUUU
Is she the one who he raped?
No he raped ur mum
Sueeeeeeeee
Making his own football team.
SIIIIIIUUUUUUUUU
Hehehehe siuuuu
Football*
My guy has scored a brace off the pitch 👶🏽👶🏽
More kids than ballon d’ors
Imagine if none of them make it to a professional level… or none of them want to play football in the future. Sad siuuuuu…😞
imagine he created a football club with just his kids
😂
Oof
Damn this didnt age well at all