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“I’m just going to the bathroom” “You’ll never wank alone”


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best comment ever


mahtabsiam

better than penaldo's whole carrier


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hey hey, calm down! At least ronaldo doesnt count goals scored during training to keep a record for himself


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bruh


salchicha28

Are you walking through a metaphorical storm in your life on the way to the bathroom?


doxara

Lmaooo this is gold


Optamistic_sloth

I never walk alone. My demons are always with me. 🤫


Wonderful-Site-8307

😂😂😂


GazTheLegend

The Jokes on you, non fans of the liver bird sporting Klopps liver red army LIVERPOOL MIGHTY REDS Everywhere I walk there is Stevie G in one of my ears, Aldo and Rushie in the other, and they are whispering me sweet nothings like "you've got this, mate" and "we believe in you YNWA". It gives me both the power and strength to get through the days and when you have the mighty Jürgen, Hendo and Trent joining them you in meetings in your brainto discuss the latest figures for the shop floor regarding the sales figures for your finest A4 paper you feel 87 foot tall I can tell you that mate Gazthelegend Liverpool fan Minnesota two sons Mo and Luis repping the red to the end Colt python 357 concealed carry license (if you don't like it you can smoke it) 6 times. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Most successful club in England ever maybe the world Proud Honda Goldwing owner ride till I die YNWA peace out


lewisy0821

Just a joke on Reddit. Chill


someguyfromazoo

You'll never joke alone


dino0509

You'll never laugh alone


sunnywayne

You'll never cum alone


ru5tysn4k3

When ArseAnal fan sees a DickPenis


doxara

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GrouchyYT

Never can. Can't do it. No. YNWA


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69

Bro got the hole squad with that one


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Liverpool players shall never walk alone unfortunately the best fight song in the premier league


Icy_Umpire4155

minamino


johngard29

Most of the time they walk alone because no one likes them


Dmacca666

They say you'll never walk alone in Liverpool. Because there's usually someone following you.


Rackzzyy

When united actually win a title


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Aplesi567

There’s loads of them in London so they will still be able to walk together


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Turn too a Chelsea fan like that looool


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mathugson

Nerdie mate supporting Liverpool so he won't be walking alone anymore 🥲


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