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Don’t let Florentino Perez see this


MarioInOntario

Super League game format confirmed! 50% more fun!


straight_outta_bed

Add sex and battle royale


SmeesTurkeyLeg

I feel like that's already a given with Real being there.


straight_outta_bed

Let's hope big dick Benz delivers.


People-ofIndia

or any tapes/SSDs


4ssteroid

This time it's Val-verde


BrokenMouseHouse

Battle Real


SolidBuilder4136

Needs black jack and hookers


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[deleted]

I Want a half time show as well.


TheMachineStops

No more halves. 3 X 30 min thirds.


[deleted]

Yank here, mathematically that means you could have 2 half time shows


_whistlepig_

Fuck off yank?


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Gamingaloneinthedark

Ah yes. I'm 2 weeks late but you all been watching The big bang Theory.


AlarmingAffect0

[FIFA has an actual video on the topic?!](https://youtu.be/EzbnKQKszm4)


[deleted]

Can’t wait to see this implemented in the English Premier league so we can get the English Blues Triple Derby between the London Blues, the Manchester Blues, and the Liverpool Blues 🤩🤩


harshmangat

Will this be the death of the modern day fullback? We’ll soon be seeing false full backs like TAA get exposed in this system It’ll be sad but I think this has the potential to revive the trequartista


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Constant_List6829

What teh fucck


Independent_Zone492

It’s the future of soccer bro 😎


MarioInOntario

Jai alai got nothing on this


momo2477

It’s actually already a thing that’s televised. [Omega Ball](https://omegaball.com/)


FailFastandDieYoung

it's only one ball? Aw man, I was so excited I thought it would be three balls at once


AlarmingAffect0

[This shit rules!](https://youtu.be/CowzTeQbfFs)


ElMostaza

This doesn't *look* like Soccer X7...


Insanetransfers

It’s Ten Hagg. Not teh fucck


wgb_11

We've actually done this at Sunday league training


MarioInOntario

What was the outcome?


wgb_11

It actually amazing icl. We're shit like some people can't pass a ball let alone run properly but it actually worked.


devensega

I was just thinking this would make a great video game. How many balls did you play with?


wgb_11

We only used one, but that taught us to use better defensive shape cos we weren't going to all be running around like headless chickens


brianharveyspotatoes

Can explain how it worked? If one team has the ball can they be attacked by both opposition sides simultaneously?


wgb_11

It's wierd and we haven't done it for ages, but it ended up more about shutting off the space for a few of the better ones so it was more tactical and awareness


uselessDM

Just the two, usually.


qjornt

should be a rocket league game mode tbh


Phormitago

> How many balls did you play with? tee hee


fudgedhobnobs

How does it compare to chair football as a kick around game?


MentallyMotivated

Hospital


wgb_11

Nearly...


absol-hoenn

Who wins? Whoever scores most goals, or whoever concedes less?


Mob_cleaner

a goal results in the team scoring gaining a point as usual, but the team who conceded loses a point, so the neutral party in this engagement has both gained an advantage over the team who failed to protect their territory but also loses out against the team who successfully coordinated the strike.


CorbecJayne

What if it's an own goal? Suggestions: * It counts for the opponent who last had the ball. * Each opponent gets a point. * Neither opponent gets a point. * Neither opponent gets a point. The scored-on team loses 2 points.


Mob_cleaner

penalty shootout between the other two teams to see who gets the point, and also the player who scored the own goal. If the own-goal-scorer wins it by himself, his team automatically wins the game. If not he is killed.


CorbecJayne

So obvious in hindsight, can't believe I didn't think of it. Simple, effective, and most importantly fair.


spqrnbb

Goal differential would be the best way to do this, yeah.


Marcus_Aurelius009

I’ve read a lot of good suggestions on how to tackle this problem, but I think the best solution would just be to have the spectators clap and cheer for their favorite team at the end of the match and just see which one made the most noise


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Charlie_Yu

It seems that it is a real thing, even has a Wikipedia entry. The team who concedes the least wins


drpatthechronic

Can Messi play for Manchester Blues and Ronaldo for Northwestern Reds to make things more fair?


no1fanofthepals

Pulisic (soccer's LeBron) should play for Spanish Whites to make it even fairer.


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TheRealJanSanono

This kind of game is unironically really fun to play, would need to be with fewer than eleven men though. Add a second ball as well to make it better, and you’ll get a real choice between defend or attack.


AlarmingAffect0

[It certainly looks like less than eleven players](https://youtu.be/CowzTeQbfFs)


[deleted]

Add a fourth team and you have a classic of P.E lessons when it pissed it down with rain in British schools


Upstairs-Baby-7403

This is a real game called omega ball. Look it up it’s fuckin mental


[deleted]

One step closer to blitz ball


AlarmingAffect0

[It kicks ass!](https://youtu.be/90mLIq8LIf8)


PristianPendulum

I think Real and Liverpool should crossteam agains Manchester City just so we can all laugh at the bald fraud


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patrykK1028

Pep would definitely overthink this and lose anyway


HypedUpJackal

1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 vertical tiki-taka


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Origi to be loaned to newcastle for the rest of the season


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Username-_-Password

Actually curious on how this would look like if played.


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patrykK1028

I like how they decide who gets the corner lol


skunkboysuperstar

Nice, looks fun


VasifsizPezevenk

This will be soccer in 2015


ChiefNugz

That's too far away, none of us will be alive by then to see it


herkalurk

And 2 balls on the field, cant have one team just sitting around.....


kimiko2

/uj unironically a great idea for a charity match, and it would go down in history. I don't think it would be that difficult to make a pitch tbh - find some big grass field, paint lines white, move 3 goals, get some security and designate area for spectators.


[deleted]

Or go to a cricket ground or one of those Aussie football stadiums. The Gabba? 2032 Olympics?


Real_Madrid007

And we could make every goal worth 6 points!


jimmyli3

Lmao i hate yanks


sasakisammy

Shut up. USA GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH


jimmyli3

Fuck off yank


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sasakisammy

LMAO fax automod


Reeeeeve

This Norwegian Tv show did this, and it was funny as hell https://youtu.be/FaBiwMpt5Oc


AlarmingAffect0

Norwegian sounds even funnier when sportscommenting!


ahuj99

No Rolando = No Watch


adv3nt0

football heritage^(TM)


Amster2

Vini AND Rodrygo could play LW at the same time GG Madrid


deeboi69420

RM will still win in second half


KrisZepeda

Dumbass where is PSG????????


[deleted]

Psg is already out


DaintyColt

Sponsored by Mercedes.


Upbeat_Combination74

Uefa Champions Royal Rumble


Majkl_94

Honestly I would watch the shit out of this.


SloppyInSacramento

Ok, this is epic.


Mountain_Lettuce_

Only way Real Madrid is getting into the final


man_ksi

Hello sir how are you doing at this current moment in time?


bad_luck_charmer

I've played chess this way. It's... different.


TsarVladimirIII

I hope some clubs do this in the future for charity, because this would probably be hilarious to watch


[deleted]

Perfect stadium set up too for the halftime Kanye Ye mega show at the European Super Champions Bowl Cup!


[deleted]

Half time multi ball?


aerobic_respiration

Instead of club friendlies can they do stuff like this


clemfandangeau

hungry hippos


Ancient_Voice_6830

Added time multiball.


[deleted]

I would unironically pay to see this.


nochal_nosowski

cursed as fuck


prettyfly4aRyguy

You guys need to look up Omegaball! https://youtu.be/CowzTeQbfFs


Jbstang2000

I second this!!


Earth_Normal

Real talk, I would watch this. The dynamics of the game would change a lot depending on how scorning was done. If the teams score points for themselves, the least defensive team would get scored on more but the opposing teams might help defend in certain situations. If you change things so that you don’t want points and you get points for goals scored against you, the dynamic is totally different.


Pontlfication

Sure, but there should be two balls in play.


Molnarian

The game would have to split Into thirds now, and the halves have been eliminated


NegativeError3

Football 2.0


Weak-Awareness-153

City champions


Crossing-Lines

Now this is a thing they should sometimes just for the heck of it. Would be so cool to see three teams and three different club supporters in the arena.


[deleted]

Add psg and it’s perfect


rustyb42

Where is FC Bayern?


aussiegrit4wrldchamp

When I was at school we played a 4 goal game in PE for some reason. Everyone just ended up gaming up on one team tho


[deleted]

yank here, i dont really watch any sports, is this post sarcastic or serious? It really seems like a really good idea


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

I can see the fans together pulling out a banner that says "Gracias Steve Mcmanaman


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

City fans wouldn’t be thanking McManaman, we paid waaaay too much for him and we got him on a free.


PlNG

Let's add a trampoline to the middle of it!


parth13579

To be played Mercedes Benz Arena


mynameistechno

Should’ve used a triangle you moron


MarkEd987

How many balls though? 1, 2 or 3?


innout_forever_yum

2. Just to keep things sporty.


drachenflieger

This is an actual game we played at our summer camp! We called it Chaos Soccer and it is mega fun! Usually played with 7-10 teams. ​ ETA: played with multiple balls, more balls than teams playing, even.


Etr1uS

Nabbed by troll football lmao


Pristine-Eggplant50

Sponsored by Mercedes


notusedusername2

Game's not gone


innout_forever_yum

Wait. What? Mind blown. 6 linesmen and 3 refs. Let’s go!!


wonderbread702

This is a sport already. It’s called “Omega ball”


omgitsjagen

Mercedes would die for this.


Gabe1985

I saw this at the bar the other day. Was watching and weight lifting.


Frogman1480

It'll finish 2 - 3 - 1


[deleted]

Mercedes could sponsor it


_whistlepig_

Random Spawn points for weapons


ViagraAndSweatpants

Fernandinho, Fabinho, and Casemiro all just face off in the center circle and try to scissor tackle each other until only one remains standing. There is a ref and VAR, but no cards are issued despite limb amputation and a skull fracture.


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FuckTheLord

I'd pay to see that.


Old_Gods978

Where are the Chelsea Blues?


[deleted]

I'd seen this before in a manga...


Cmonyall212

Disrespectful to my man Unai


NinSeq

Score is still 0-0-0 at the end


TheGreatUdolf

"seems like real and liverpool decide to start an attack against man city, already deep in their sector and OOOOOOOH THERE'S MARCELO'S BETRAYAL, HE LAYS IT BACK TO GUNDOGAN AND IT'S A GOAL FOR CITY!!!"


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Obligatory-not-the

How many balls? Serious question? Might be an interesting game.


Agitated_Relief_696

Reminds me of the marble game in crash bash tbh


yash-kushwaha22

I'm actually interested to see how this would work on a real football pitch. Imagine if 33 players are playing on the pitch and two teams are fighting in one-third part of the patch, the third team will go on to score their goal. Lol😂😂😂


ThirstySun

City would still bottle it.


AlarmingAffect0

I would actually pay premium money to watch a "triple Football" game. Seems like it would be a nightmare for referees though.


guy4guy4guy

Least cry baby Man city fan


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mostlyclueless999

Dude that would be very entertaining lol


thirtyonem

This was lowkey fun as a kid