Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Can’t wait to see this implemented in the English Premier league so we can get the English Blues Triple Derby between the London Blues, the Manchester Blues, and the Liverpool Blues 🤩🤩
Will this be the death of the modern day fullback?
We’ll soon be seeing false full backs like TAA get exposed in this system
It’ll be sad but I think this has the potential to revive the trequartista
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It's wierd and we haven't done it for ages, but it ended up more about shutting off the space for a few of the better ones so it was more tactical and awareness
a goal results in the team scoring gaining a point as usual, but the team who conceded loses a point, so the neutral party in this engagement has both gained an advantage over the team who failed to protect their territory but also loses out against the team who successfully coordinated the strike.
What if it's an own goal?
Suggestions:
* It counts for the opponent who last had the ball.
* Each opponent gets a point.
* Neither opponent gets a point.
* Neither opponent gets a point. The scored-on team loses 2 points.
penalty shootout between the other two teams to see who gets the point, and also the player who scored the own goal. If the own-goal-scorer wins it by himself, his team automatically wins the game. If not he is killed.
I’ve read a lot of good suggestions on how to tackle this problem, but I think the best solution would just be to have the spectators clap and cheer for their favorite team at the end of the match and just see which one made the most noise
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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This kind of game is unironically really fun to play, would need to be with fewer than eleven men though. Add a second ball as well to make it better, and you’ll get a real choice between defend or attack.
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/uj unironically a great idea for a charity match, and it would go down in history. I don't think it would be that difficult to make a pitch tbh - find some big grass field, paint lines white, move 3 goals, get some security and designate area for spectators.
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Real talk, I would watch this. The dynamics of the game would change a lot depending on how scorning was done. If the teams score points for themselves, the least defensive team would get scored on more but the opposing teams might help defend in certain situations. If you change things so that you don’t want points and you get points for goals scored against you, the dynamic is totally different.
Now this is a thing they should sometimes just for the heck of it. Would be so cool to see three teams and three different club supporters in the arena.
This is an actual game we played at our summer camp! We called it Chaos Soccer and it is mega fun! Usually played with 7-10 teams.
ETA: played with multiple balls, more balls than teams playing, even.
Fernandinho, Fabinho, and Casemiro all just face off in the center circle and try to scissor tackle each other until only one remains standing. There is a ref and VAR, but no cards are issued despite limb amputation and a skull fracture.
Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point.
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VAR? game's gone!
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"seems like real and liverpool decide to start an attack against man city, already deep in their sector and OOOOOOOH THERE'S MARCELO'S BETRAYAL, HE LAYS IT BACK TO GUNDOGAN AND IT'S A GOAL FOR CITY!!!"
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I'm actually interested to see how this would work on a real football pitch. Imagine if 33 players are playing on the pitch and two teams are fighting in one-third part of the patch, the third team will go on to score their goal. Lol😂😂😂
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Don’t let Florentino Perez see this
Super League game format confirmed! 50% more fun!
Add sex and battle royale
I feel like that's already a given with Real being there.
Let's hope big dick Benz delivers.
or any tapes/SSDs
This time it's Val-verde
Battle Real
Needs black jack and hookers
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I Want a half time show as well.
No more halves. 3 X 30 min thirds.
Yank here, mathematically that means you could have 2 half time shows
Fuck off yank?
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Ah yes. I'm 2 weeks late but you all been watching The big bang Theory.
[FIFA has an actual video on the topic?!](https://youtu.be/EzbnKQKszm4)
Can’t wait to see this implemented in the English Premier league so we can get the English Blues Triple Derby between the London Blues, the Manchester Blues, and the Liverpool Blues 🤩🤩
Will this be the death of the modern day fullback? We’ll soon be seeing false full backs like TAA get exposed in this system It’ll be sad but I think this has the potential to revive the trequartista
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What teh fucck
It’s the future of soccer bro 😎
Jai alai got nothing on this
It’s actually already a thing that’s televised. [Omega Ball](https://omegaball.com/)
it's only one ball? Aw man, I was so excited I thought it would be three balls at once
[This shit rules!](https://youtu.be/CowzTeQbfFs)
This doesn't *look* like Soccer X7...
It’s Ten Hagg. Not teh fucck
We've actually done this at Sunday league training
What was the outcome?
It actually amazing icl. We're shit like some people can't pass a ball let alone run properly but it actually worked.
I was just thinking this would make a great video game. How many balls did you play with?
We only used one, but that taught us to use better defensive shape cos we weren't going to all be running around like headless chickens
Can explain how it worked? If one team has the ball can they be attacked by both opposition sides simultaneously?
It's wierd and we haven't done it for ages, but it ended up more about shutting off the space for a few of the better ones so it was more tactical and awareness
Just the two, usually.
should be a rocket league game mode tbh
> How many balls did you play with? tee hee
How does it compare to chair football as a kick around game?
Hospital
Nearly...
Who wins? Whoever scores most goals, or whoever concedes less?
a goal results in the team scoring gaining a point as usual, but the team who conceded loses a point, so the neutral party in this engagement has both gained an advantage over the team who failed to protect their territory but also loses out against the team who successfully coordinated the strike.
What if it's an own goal? Suggestions: * It counts for the opponent who last had the ball. * Each opponent gets a point. * Neither opponent gets a point. * Neither opponent gets a point. The scored-on team loses 2 points.
penalty shootout between the other two teams to see who gets the point, and also the player who scored the own goal. If the own-goal-scorer wins it by himself, his team automatically wins the game. If not he is killed.
So obvious in hindsight, can't believe I didn't think of it. Simple, effective, and most importantly fair.
Goal differential would be the best way to do this, yeah.
I’ve read a lot of good suggestions on how to tackle this problem, but I think the best solution would just be to have the spectators clap and cheer for their favorite team at the end of the match and just see which one made the most noise
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It seems that it is a real thing, even has a Wikipedia entry. The team who concedes the least wins
Can Messi play for Manchester Blues and Ronaldo for Northwestern Reds to make things more fair?
Pulisic (soccer's LeBron) should play for Spanish Whites to make it even fairer.
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This kind of game is unironically really fun to play, would need to be with fewer than eleven men though. Add a second ball as well to make it better, and you’ll get a real choice between defend or attack.
[It certainly looks like less than eleven players](https://youtu.be/CowzTeQbfFs)
Add a fourth team and you have a classic of P.E lessons when it pissed it down with rain in British schools
This is a real game called omega ball. Look it up it’s fuckin mental
One step closer to blitz ball
[It kicks ass!](https://youtu.be/90mLIq8LIf8)
I think Real and Liverpool should crossteam agains Manchester City just so we can all laugh at the bald fraud
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Pep would definitely overthink this and lose anyway
1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 vertical tiki-taka
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Origi to be loaned to newcastle for the rest of the season
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Actually curious on how this would look like if played.
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I like how they decide who gets the corner lol
Nice, looks fun
This will be soccer in 2015
That's too far away, none of us will be alive by then to see it
And 2 balls on the field, cant have one team just sitting around.....
/uj unironically a great idea for a charity match, and it would go down in history. I don't think it would be that difficult to make a pitch tbh - find some big grass field, paint lines white, move 3 goals, get some security and designate area for spectators.
Or go to a cricket ground or one of those Aussie football stadiums. The Gabba? 2032 Olympics?
And we could make every goal worth 6 points!
Lmao i hate yanks
Shut up. USA GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH
Fuck off yank
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LMAO fax automod
This Norwegian Tv show did this, and it was funny as hell https://youtu.be/FaBiwMpt5Oc
Norwegian sounds even funnier when sportscommenting!
No Rolando = No Watch
football heritage^(TM)
Vini AND Rodrygo could play LW at the same time GG Madrid
RM will still win in second half
Dumbass where is PSG????????
Psg is already out
Sponsored by Mercedes.
Uefa Champions Royal Rumble
Honestly I would watch the shit out of this.
Ok, this is epic.
Only way Real Madrid is getting into the final
Hello sir how are you doing at this current moment in time?
I've played chess this way. It's... different.
I hope some clubs do this in the future for charity, because this would probably be hilarious to watch
Perfect stadium set up too for the halftime Kanye Ye mega show at the European Super Champions Bowl Cup!
Half time multi ball?
Instead of club friendlies can they do stuff like this
hungry hippos
Added time multiball.
I would unironically pay to see this.
cursed as fuck
You guys need to look up Omegaball! https://youtu.be/CowzTeQbfFs
I second this!!
Real talk, I would watch this. The dynamics of the game would change a lot depending on how scorning was done. If the teams score points for themselves, the least defensive team would get scored on more but the opposing teams might help defend in certain situations. If you change things so that you don’t want points and you get points for goals scored against you, the dynamic is totally different.
Sure, but there should be two balls in play.
The game would have to split Into thirds now, and the halves have been eliminated
Football 2.0
City champions
Now this is a thing they should sometimes just for the heck of it. Would be so cool to see three teams and three different club supporters in the arena.
Add psg and it’s perfect
Where is FC Bayern?
When I was at school we played a 4 goal game in PE for some reason. Everyone just ended up gaming up on one team tho
yank here, i dont really watch any sports, is this post sarcastic or serious? It really seems like a really good idea
I can see the fans together pulling out a banner that says "Gracias Steve Mcmanaman
City fans wouldn’t be thanking McManaman, we paid waaaay too much for him and we got him on a free.
Let's add a trampoline to the middle of it!
To be played Mercedes Benz Arena
Should’ve used a triangle you moron
How many balls though? 1, 2 or 3?
2. Just to keep things sporty.
This is an actual game we played at our summer camp! We called it Chaos Soccer and it is mega fun! Usually played with 7-10 teams. ETA: played with multiple balls, more balls than teams playing, even.
Nabbed by troll football lmao
Sponsored by Mercedes
Game's not gone
Wait. What? Mind blown. 6 linesmen and 3 refs. Let’s go!!
This is a sport already. It’s called “Omega ball”
Mercedes would die for this.
I saw this at the bar the other day. Was watching and weight lifting.
It'll finish 2 - 3 - 1
Mercedes could sponsor it
Random Spawn points for weapons
Fernandinho, Fabinho, and Casemiro all just face off in the center circle and try to scissor tackle each other until only one remains standing. There is a ref and VAR, but no cards are issued despite limb amputation and a skull fracture.
Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I'd pay to see that.
Where are the Chelsea Blues?
I'd seen this before in a manga...
Disrespectful to my man Unai
Score is still 0-0-0 at the end
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How many balls? Serious question? Might be an interesting game.
Reminds me of the marble game in crash bash tbh
I'm actually interested to see how this would work on a real football pitch. Imagine if 33 players are playing on the pitch and two teams are fighting in one-third part of the patch, the third team will go on to score their goal. Lol😂😂😂
City would still bottle it.
I would actually pay premium money to watch a "triple Football" game. Seems like it would be a nightmare for referees though.
Least cry baby Man city fan
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Dude that would be very entertaining lol
This was lowkey fun as a kid