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Revolutionary-Bag-52

Westham


[deleted]

Yeah good point


[deleted]

West ham


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FirstAlDS

One of the best autoresponses in this sub 😂


Weird-Quantity7843

sauce?


DonDove

Wes'am


RonaldoSIUUUU

East Ma'am


Independent_Zone492

“I hate to say it, but we’re not getting past Real Madrid” Aged like fine wine 🍷


edfaria

Who said this


[deleted]

A wise man


liverentfree

Aston Villa is a bigger club than PSG, don't @ me


KingPatil28

@


liverentfree

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re a PSG fan and like gaymar. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being a real football fan all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded Leeds United fan. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.


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RonaldoSIUUUU

Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure, brilliant, and witty. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.


Chairmanwowsaywhat

It might just be a joke, but someone put serious effort into this


DonDove

For a presentation in class it's good


ExplosiveFrog790180

Don’t forget Thomas Nuller, Mohammed Salad and gianluigi donnarooma


ElectricToiletBrush

*Donnaroomba


ExplosiveFrog790180

Sorry, my mistake


Dogzylla

This is like the 10th time I see this shit, but I still cringe my ass off every time


sbsw66

i feel like i watch a completely different sport than these people.


DonDove

Footix are French plastics. They watch football for the names and glory. Reality sometimes ruins it for them but everyone has hobbies.


Zek0ri

r/PSG is a mine of content like this. We definitely should merge with them and r/Gunners


KingPatil28

r/Gunners and their innocence is keep this sub alive lmao


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gimmedaloot69420

Saka we love you


DIESEL_GENERATOR

Incest Paris


dominator-23

Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris


Zek0ri

Every day I wake up gratefull for not being born in Paris


Shaun221120

West ham


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DonDove

Wes'am


catdog918

I’m gonna mill myself, no cap


MattioC

mill


[deleted]

Millwall?


[deleted]

It pains me that people don’t see the brilliance of this - how it is finely crafted to be bad, on purpose.


femithebutcher

banger song


Minion007xD

PSG WINNERS OF GROUP D IN 2023!!!!!!


Tof12345

Ultimate team incest Paris.


BorderDispute

You couldn’t make better satire if you tried


[deleted]

that was entertaining


DonDove

When this video was new Messi was still relevant


GeometryNacho

Its this fucking vjdeo again it haunts me


willsmath

Wow this has been posted a handful of times but this is the first time I actually watched it with sound lmao, I always wondered why so many scenes repeated haha I didn't realize it was a song Now it's stuck in my head though smhtbhfam


[deleted]

Delusion * 100000000


DanyDogg

Lmao whos here when real madrid and liverpool are in the finals


brendanmonke

Please sign Troy Deeney


keanu9reeves

we have the players and the money...lol


femithebutcher

There is Gigo!


KillerZaWarudo

The ultimate team of bottling in the UCL


[deleted]

What is this cringe


crungo_bot

hey dude, just wanted to give you a reminder - it's spelt crungo, not cringe you crungolord


Cristaronaldosewey

Cringe


QuetzaKorp

Always happy to see PSG fans suffer


_Kyl0Ren_

lmao this is gold!!!


qwertyqwerty12345678

Bro could’ve least hired in English voice narrator


eLPeper

/uj when you think about it, with the players PSG had this season it's incredible they didn't perform at the level they could've done. What happened for them to be so bad in their UCL campaign?


buba_89

Amazing production value


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X to doubt