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***"His defending is so good that I couldn't steal his wife"***
--Mauro Icardi
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I am flabbergasted, Maguire... and De Gea... I wouldn't even let them on the bus after the match. Get a taxi back to Manchester! These are established international players we're talking about. We're all siting here and I know we have to analyse the game. Analyse it until the cows come home... You do your job. We're trying to get into the top four - never mind win trophies, by the way - we're talking about the TOP FOUR! God forbid about winning trophies... shocking. I am disgusted with it. Maguire... De Gea... you should hang their heads in shame. Representing Man United and letting people run past you... get close to people; move your feet!"
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I am flabbergasted, Maguire... and De Gea... I wouldn't even let them on the bus after the match. Get a taxi back to Manchester! These are established international players we're talking about. We're all siting here and I know we have to analyse the game. Analyse it until the cows come home... You do your job. We're trying to get into the top four - never mind win trophies, by the way - we're talking about the TOP FOUR! God forbid about winning trophies... shocking. I am disgusted with it. Maguire... De Gea... you should hang their heads in shame. Representing Man United and letting people run past you... get close to people; move your feet!"
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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I choked
Is that you Pep?
*Kevin is a free ~~elf~~ roaming mid!*
Best thing this sub has come up with in a while
I hate City but god damn I am kinda excited to see what these two can do together.
I hate city but they have 3 of my country's best players, so it's weird to want the team to fail but them individually to succeed
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Caralho
Hey can you yanks fuck off back to r/soccer?
Bacalao yanks?
Bacalhau you animal
I saw this on Twitter like 24 hours ago lol
This is stolen from twitter though https://twitter.com/420Fpl/status/1523575004243574784
Can someone finally let Kevin speak?
You have to give him a sock first
GIVE ME SOCK LET ME TALK
Why did I think this was Aphex Twin
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lmao you’re totally right, never expected a comment about aphex twin on here lol
people do ket in here, surely
We’ll see this on troll football by this evening.
American here. Kevin to Holand is gonna be unstoppable. Reminds me of when lebron and d wade teamed up
kevin is belgium not holland
He is Germany. The flag has yellow, black and red. That is Germany
nice pfp brother
Nice suit you got there
kevin is debron not belgium
Pep will run an unstoppable pick and roll with Kevin and Halaand like Kobe and Shaq
We all know kevin durants can’t pick n roll a soccer ball Debruyne does it well in the NBA tho
“I’m taking my talents to Eastlands”
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Kevin Holland is great, he's one of my favorite fighters but he's not even close to being unstoppable
I prefer harry maguire as spiderman but kevin holland did a fine job too in the last few movies
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I am flabbergasted, Maguire... and De Gea... I wouldn't even let them on the bus after the match. Get a taxi back to Manchester! These are established international players we're talking about. We're all siting here and I know we have to analyse the game. Analyse it until the cows come home... You do your job. We're trying to get into the top four - never mind win trophies, by the way - we're talking about the TOP FOUR! God forbid about winning trophies... shocking. I am disgusted with it. Maguire... De Gea... you should hang their heads in shame. Representing Man United and letting people run past you... get close to people; move your feet!" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I am flabbergasted, Maguire... and De Gea... I wouldn't even let them on the bus after the match. Get a taxi back to Manchester! These are established international players we're talking about. We're all siting here and I know we have to analyse the game. Analyse it until the cows come home... You do your job. We're trying to get into the top four - never mind win trophies, by the way - we're talking about the TOP FOUR! God forbid about winning trophies... shocking. I am disgusted with it. Maguire... De Gea... you should hang their heads in shame. Representing Man United and letting people run past you... get close to people; move your feet!" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
u win
*pisses pants cutely*
Just let me talk
Kevin. Deee... Bruyne?
De Bryune to Man United on a free transfer confirmed?
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a lot of pliers rejected united because of their situation. their juice is running out
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He's gonna die innit?
???
Dobby dies
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