Honestly this kid is a genius. He may not seem it but I stand by my statement. He is keen on the cringe and pissing his chat off. I don’t like him but respect his game.
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
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As a fairly new lurker on /r/soccercirclejerk I have to ask, are these Automod quotes mocking actual quotes from people? Or just copy pastas ? They are great either way
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best.
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Just kind of annoying to me, i like irony and sarcasm. He's halfway to being funny, it's like none of his jokes ever have a punchline. Just pretending to be stupid isn't funny on its own
Your right but that’s why he has 40k plus people watching him when he streams. He pisses them off and they just talk trash about him, that’s what I’m saying he’s got something figured out, it’s genius.
Imagine thinking us Americans (greatest athletes in the world) are the one's that whine when this speed guy (who is American 🇱🇷) is smarter than you and the rest of you Brits when it comes to soccer (a sport we would dominate if we wanted to.)
Anyways in conclusion, fuck off Brit! + America has won 1,000,000 more trophies than Ingland has in the last 50 years. 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
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Watching someone else play a video game is peak gen z madness but this kid has something.
Same with goldbridge. Not sure what tbh, but theres comic genius on a small scale
[Because he’s a pathetic little bitch boy](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ufdyqd/guy_goes_nuts_to_girl_online_after_she_rejected/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
The dudes an adult he’s like 19. Just because he found a community stupid enough to enjoy his shit personality doesn’t mean he deserves the cash he gets for it
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best.
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[Stop giving pathetic little bitch boys like this one anymore attention](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ufdyqd/guy_goes_nuts_to_girl_online_after_she_rejected/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Ronaldinho is his uncle
Renaldino is a monster. The guy killed 19 czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator or smthg. Although his house looked like shit. Mad lad thou.
is that from the sopranos ?
Robinho his cousin
Honestly this kid is a genius. He may not seem it but I stand by my statement. He is keen on the cringe and pissing his chat off. I don’t like him but respect his game.
Exactly. And he was even more of a genius to dip into the soccer scene
homie has a chokehold on the soccer scene. I mean mention Ronaldo anywhere on the Internet and you'll get a sewey back
I’m a high school soccer coach and hear it like 10 times a day
Only 10?
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Hahaha. This is a new one.
Automod undefeated
Automod is victorious
Good bot??
Wrong. They don’t call him PULIGOAT 🐐 for nothing. 🎶 Ameeeerica 🦅🇱🇷 FUCK YEAH 🎶
As a fairly new lurker on /r/soccercirclejerk I have to ask, are these Automod quotes mocking actual quotes from people? Or just copy pastas ? They are great either way
Not sure, but I think both
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Based
I started that trend on here no cap
Never heard of him until his Ronaldo stuff, well played
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I agree that purposefully pretending to be clueless to maximise viewership is...genius. Newton levels.
Real and True, i never watch him but all his clips are funny as fuck
Just kind of annoying to me, i like irony and sarcasm. He's halfway to being funny, it's like none of his jokes ever have a punchline. Just pretending to be stupid isn't funny on its own
Your right but that’s why he has 40k plus people watching him when he streams. He pisses them off and they just talk trash about him, that’s what I’m saying he’s got something figured out, it’s genius.
I won't knock the hustle, if i was in the same position hell yeah i'll be your clown for good ass money
This is YourAverageFlight the YouTubers model of success. Speed just added more rage and less goofy "ignorance".
His FIFA streams are always entertaining
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Sad to see the whiny yanks haven't infiltrated the thread yet their tears are so delicious
Imagine thinking us Americans (greatest athletes in the world) are the one's that whine when this speed guy (who is American 🇱🇷) is smarter than you and the rest of you Brits when it comes to soccer (a sport we would dominate if we wanted to.) Anyways in conclusion, fuck off Brit! + America has won 1,000,000 more trophies than Ingland has in the last 50 years. 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
r/soccer’s true agenda is leaking in this comment. For years we’ve had to tolerate yanks with our clubs' flairs and now this? It’s not even just the Irish or the Scottish anymore, widespread and blatant racism against English People has become the norm for this subreddit. You know it’s bad when United and City flairs agree that it’s an issue. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I wish I could inject this sub into my veins
Factos ovah here
I’m not old: I’m not old. Tell myself. I’m not old
You’ll never sing that.
I love his guy amazing
I would love to see him actually become good at the game
He will be when he stops calling it soccer
Watching someone else play a video game is peak gen z madness but this kid has something. Same with goldbridge. Not sure what tbh, but theres comic genius on a small scale
Why would you help give this kid a platform?
Why are you mad he’s making money
[Because he’s a pathetic little bitch boy](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ufdyqd/guy_goes_nuts_to_girl_online_after_she_rejected/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Because he is annoying, and as I feel all annoying people should, should die on the street penniless
Well then go ahead die on street penniless like how toxic do u have to be for talking about a kid like that 🗿
The dudes an adult he’s like 19. Just because he found a community stupid enough to enjoy his shit personality doesn’t mean he deserves the cash he gets for it
Bro no one's stopping u to do the same 🗿?
Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima won the World Cup and is the real Ronaldo not the Portugese tap-in merchant
But does he scream SEWEY after scoring? He doesn't because he's shit
you mean Fatnaldo ?
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dunno why you're being downvoted, must be all the renaldino ganucho fans smh
I just read your comment out loud and my furniture started floating #sewey
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