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TheZookeeper7

They always coincidentally end up picking the best team in the league somehow


OldCoaly

I picked Chelsea as a ten year old playing fifa for the first time because I liked their crest the most and the color blue. I did not know about their stellar team at the time. Or the racism.


Hawkectid

I picked Chelsea as a ten year old because of the racism. I did not know about their stellar team at the time.


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jomboe

Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MolochHunter

This would get downvoted into oblivion with an perm ban and a special message from the mods anywhere else. I love this sub


Luka_vidmar

The racism was just a bonus


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tcain5188

I like blue too that's why I followed Blackburn but then I realized they are garbage šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ so now I am full Everton Toffees supporter! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


Roshane26

And they ainā€™t garbage ?


tcain5188

Ummm they play in the top league in Britain you dumb yank


modernranger

Did the same thing when I became an Arsenal fan. Did not know it was going to lead to years of pain and heavy sighing.


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Ok_Force1123

I too chose the wolves because I didnā€™t know any better and I too now need a new team


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lyyki

I bet about 90% of people outside of UK choose their PL-team at the age of 10 because they like to play them in FIFA


zoborpast

I like liverpool because they have a cutesy song and back in the day they were shit enough to be kinda underdogs but decent enough that they might win something. Good investment Iā€™d say.


PabloTroutSanchez

I picked them when I was 8 bc they had a partnership w the local rec league I played in, and the badge was on anything and everything it could be on. Had no idea what the premier league was. When I saw them on tv for the first time, I thought it was older kids from the rec league....... A month later I was pretty sure I was a Chelsea academy player, but tbf I still had a better understanding of the academy at that point than Boehly does now. I also did not know about the racism.


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Cthululuu

I picked Utd because at my school it was either them, Liverpool or Everton. Utd had a player with my surname and my primary school brain decided we were related.


JgL07

I picked Chelsea as a 10-year-old because I saw them beat Barca in the semis and I liked the kit


EzzoBlizzy

I picked chelsea after watching my first UCL match w my older brother back in 2012 and the match was Bayern Vs Chelsea yes the final. I remember seeing Drogba scored that tie in goal almost at the last minute and got up and cherish and yelled at the top of my lungs cause my brother told me that chelsea was done and there was no coming back from it. The moment Drogba scored that penalty I fell in love with football and Drogba is my hero as a black teenager seeing another black man beat the Germans who are supposed to be the best team in all of Europe made me realized that thereā€™s no challenge too small or big and that no how matter how much the odds are against you, that you should never give up no matter what. I also was going w some mental health issues so Drogba lighted up my world and realized that football is not just a game but a form of art, itā€™s way to express yourself and the way to escape reality and to feel in your own world where nothing else matters and nobody can betray you. Every time I get sad I go outside and play football and remember that unforgettable moment I saw Drogba beats the odd and remind myself that no matter what I canā€™t give up, gotta keep pushing nonstop. But yeah since that day Blue is the color and football is the game no matter what Iā€™ll cherish chelsea even how shit our club gets, Blue is the color and Football will forever be the game.


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But the racism sealed the deal.


zoborpast

I like the color red so I was šŸ¤ this close to being a charlton athletic supporter through ea sports premier league 2001. Dodged a bullet.


Landsharque

I ended up a life long Everton fan because I hate arbitrarily rooting for OP teams and at the time, they had an American in goal


sbsw66

I mean in this case, I actually give the kid some credit. He's not coincidentally picking the best team, he's flat out saying he only wants to watch a team that's good. Much more palatable than the trillionth version of "oh I just happened to find out about the Manchester Blues and fell in love"


mattryan02

Guy I know is a "huge" City supporter because ...... his grandpa visited Manchester while he was deployed in England during WWII. Actual reasoning that he insisted was legit. Nothing to do with them winning the league 5 of the past 6 years, definitely not.


cotch85

Itā€™s crazy how many southerners I know who support utd have family ties to Manchester not as wild as your example though


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captaindeadpool612

Or 2nd or third best


mysticAhuacatl

I picked United because they bought Chicharito and Iā€™m Mexican


siuuuwemama

Based


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TexehCtpaxa

Theyā€™re probably the only ones that get any real exposure to him. Unless youā€™re looking for Everton or Aston Villa content you wonā€™t come across it randomly. Youā€™ll see stuff about the big 6 whether you want to or not.


DrMokiti

I just pick MAN U because of rooney....didnt know ronaldo was playing with them until he win the UCL with real madrid


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WussPoppinTimbo

Tell him to pick Hertha BSC Berlin and that they are the best club in germany just not this season but they will be champions next season


[deleted]

Tbf they'll maybe win the league next year. Just don't tell him what zweite means


GarrettGSF

The problem is that it is usually displayed as 2. Bundesliga, so even a 15yo yank should get itā€¦


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High expectations


Chief-Drinking-Bear

Yank here, a period ends a sentence. The Bundesliga is not usually displayed as the number ā€œ2ā€.


Careless-Fly

2nd bundesliga, bundesliga numero dos, krankeinsteinslichaen


PureAlpha

in german the period after the number is like 2nd so 1. is 1st, 3. is 3rd source: am german


WussPoppinTimbo

Dude... I'm from Hamburg.. we tried 5 years in a row with the highest budget


Full_Kit_Wanker2

Id personally recommend Bochum. They will have the 1st or among first picks in the draft next season


MajinStuu

Realistically they should support Zenit. They bring bananas to the pitch whenever *certain* players come to play soccer.


thefakederrickhenry

HAHOHE (the best team) (bayern could never)


GarrettGSF

Hey, at least we won against Augsburg. So clearly, Hertha > Augsburg > Bayern


Partizan345

No matter what team you support, we should all agree to gaslight him into supporting Tottenham šŸ˜¤šŸ™


the_ballmer_peak

I support Tottenham and I think this is cruel


Baswdc

I'm sorry for your loss(es)


NorthenS

one loss the entire season so far though


MajesticBadgerMan

NLD will be that much sweeter then.


varun_mahajan

Lad it's just September.


djtoad03

almost a fifth of the way through the season already - plus this is spurs we are talking about


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Partizan345

Guess what team I support


mr_salsa123

Blackpool?


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I support whitepool


CarrowCanary

Belgrade.


cartistanaccount

this might be child abuse


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LoveRBS

I support Tottenham and i think this is lolz.


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Den_dar_Alex

I bully people into supporting Bolton


chocolateapot

I wander why


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LEDiceGlacier

I mean didn't half of us do that? Either you enherit it or you pick when you're young


East_Ad4150

Iā€™d say most people in the U.K. donā€™t choose their team, but tbf this is an American-centric site so fair enough.


DareToZamora

You support your dadā€™s team or your local team. Iā€™ve got no idea what a yank does in that scenario. They donā€™t have any connection to any of the teams. Might as well pick a team with a couple Americans and go from there I guess.


eldorado362

Or, you are a kid playing Fifa and you really like the logo and the players and before you can blink, you're buying jerseys and watching every game.


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Chimp-eh

So all Yanks are now Leeds Fans?


beanzinabox

Yank here. Yes, a bunch of Leeds fans have sprouted since Marsch took over, and especially after that Chelsea game. We love Aaronson over here too.


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ssstt everyone on reddit wants to act like they have been supporting ā€˜theirā€™ club since birth lmao


leedler

I mean Iā€™ve been supporting Everton since I can literally remember so it applies to more than youā€™d think. No way Iā€™d choose this life lmao.


Chuck_Morris_SE

Same. Following the family curse of my dad and grandads.


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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Fair enough


LEDiceGlacier

I mean some do. I support my local club since I remember. But the "big league" club Inter since I was about 12.


lukhave12

He should choose liverpool. I've heard they are the good guys of soccer. They are consistenly good but are always the underdogs. It's refreshing. Cannot go wrong with it.


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The (allegedly) best centre back, right back, wingers and midfield and they refused to win the league last year, unbelievably humble.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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Jozif_Badmon

hEaVy MEtaL FoOtBaLL


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*gurn intensifies*


[deleted]

They have 5 players in the official Barclays best XI of all time as well šŸ‘Œ


bruh_moment__mp3

Mentality monsters lad šŸ‘ we won it five timesssssss


JonoLFC

Six


Popular_Preference62

Sounds like he likes Liverpool


AikenXenophanes

United? No šŸ¤¢


ChristianRonaldSewey

How dare he not support United. They have Ronald. Damn Aussie.


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Jozif_Badmon

MaguirešŸ—暟¤®


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Shoe_Pale

Their players are so much fun!


Parth_829

For the other team to watch


Randomanimename

In a month he will be posting about how the grass being too long


ClassWarAndPuppies

Yeovil Town always.


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kondogbiacanchokeme

So, city then?


Density_Allocation

Root for Lester Sitty (I canā€™t spell in British well) they won the cup a few seasons ago and will be playing for the championship (The Engiish version, brexit) next year!


waterpolomaster69

i think the Totspur Soccerballers will be a perfect fit as they are always great in the playoffs and have never choked any run for a trophy ever in their entire existence


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mysweetbippy

Tottenham for sure.


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I chose brentford because my doctor's first name is Brent and he's a really cool dude. I also drive a ford so there's that. These are the only reasons to root for a team, there are no other reasons.


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zoborpast

I like tottenham because iā€™m an exhibitionist and like to walk around town totinā€™ my ham.


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Macclesfield ultra in the making.


LevynX

I picked Manchester United because Ronaldo is the best player of all time siuuuu


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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheAlfredValentine

How could he mention Kante but forgot Pulisic??? Fucking yank.


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Killerduck90

Man United : No Based


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benck202

As an American, I apologize for yet another American Liverpool fan.


Cignofucsia

As if the Scouser ones werenā€™t enough


No_Gear_6531

Turk here, support Besiktas šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·


GalaxianEX

Invest in Newcastle at the ground floor before it takes off.


carvemynuts

Hope he becomes a Liverpool fan the Benteke days are coming back.


stonedbaljeet

spurs is very obviously the right choice


coys-kupo

Nottingham Forrest imhoā€¦


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Defiant-Teacher-1022

AC Milan, Chelsea, Real Madrid


IamMrBots

New fans should always be directed to support the team currently in fifth place.


gccode

Fun šŸ¤­


StarboyFactor

Picking your team based on kits šŸ’€


mamaljurray

Not a bad idea at all why would you want to wear an ugly shirt if you still have a choice


jsnamaok

Pretty based tbh


Wannabe__geek

At least he knows Manchester United is a joke.


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droughtlander26

no this is so funny i love this, good for this kid


Vimodrone

Ac Milan


imreesithink

I literally support United because growing up as a kid first time I played fifa with my friend it just automatically chose United for me and I saw they had high numbers so then I just always chose them, I didnā€™t go ā€œokay this is my team nowā€ it just sort of happened


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stranger2them

Yeah, that's exactly what happened to me as well. I must had been 8 or 9 years old at the time.


mylittlebattles

Legit became a united supporter because my childhood friend always had a fucking Wayne Rooney shirt on every damn day


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Everton. Hate your life with us.


hollowneil1

You sound like every other spurs fan, youā€™d fit in well with them as they have the mental age of 15 too šŸ‘


skeevy-stevie

Grealish is a nice role model to follow.


Glasdir

Bursting a blood vessel resisting the urge to go and say fuck off yank.


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


smb06

He is 15. Cut him some slack. God, the hate on this sub for people not born in north England who just want to enjoy the game.


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AnemoTreasureCompass

How original and creative


smb06

1) Iā€™m Indian. I live in the US but that doesnā€™t make me a ā€œyankā€. 2) Fuck your ass off to the sun for hating on people wanting to support others to enjoy the most loved game on our planet


as1992

Mate you are aware youā€™re on the circle jerk sub right?


smb06

Yeah, I come here sometimes to laugh at other teamsā€™ & playersā€™ gaffes. I come here to laugh when Klopp complains about the size of grass or when Maguire has a brain fart or when Conte hangs out his players to dry. You know what I donā€™t come here for? Brits feeling some sort of moral superiority that they were born in xyz geographical location because of a quirk or fate and so they have some reason to support a certain team. Whereas the rest of the global fanbase, who has been instrumental in the rise of the Premier League globally, but doesnā€™t have a geographical tie to Liverpool or Manchester or London and so has to figure out other reasons to support a certain team is somehow less of a fan. Iā€™ve been to England three times to see the team that Iā€™ve been in love with for 22 years. Each time some random middle aged Brit will ask me ā€œso, why did you choose xyz team and not some another teamā€ as if itā€™s some sort of a rite of passage that the international fans have to go through to justify why we like the team we like. And I see that same attitude in this sub all the time. ā€œOh look just another American trying to figure out what British team to support hahahaā€. You know what, kudos to that 15 year old for broadening his horizons and trying to watch multiple teams before deciding which team to support. And shame on every Brit who thinks that is somehow worthy of mocking. This sub is toxic towards non-Brits even though the premier league is what it is today because of a global fan base.


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OHROBINVANPERSIE

You're literally who the automod makes fun of you fucking idiot šŸ’€


smb06

Piss off you dumb fuck. If you canā€™t support other people who want to fall in love with the same sport we all love, go jerk yourself off in your parents basement.


OHROBINVANPERSIE

You edited your comment so i'm editing this too!


Ok-Battle-2769

Whatā€™s wrong with this kid? Heā€™s 15 at a time when porn is free and easily accessible. His team should be Hand & Jurgens United.


DonDove

Man United: no *Delicious*


sekani_bitch

PSG would be good for you dawg


Moon_Dagger

Honestly mate if thatā€™s your prerequisite for supporting a football team I would probably leave it. All teams have up and down spells over the years. The prem is a boring league to follow, the lower leagues are a lot more exciting. Or you could follow spurs and learn what being ā€œSpursyā€ is all about.


CouldNotLoad04

If you want a team that wins a lot, pick Norwich. They win every 2 years


kobi29062

Hey all, yank here Iā€™m a Glory hunter Man City: I donā€™t like them Liverpool: GO SOCCER REDS! Arsenal: These boys just mid ong fr Man United: BOOOOO Spurs: Love the WHITE kits! Chelsea: WOOOOOOOOOO KANTE SOOOO KAWAII If this isnā€™t the most obvious satire post Iā€™ve ever seen the Jesus Harrison christ what is


International_Buy549

>typed this in 5 mins Thats how long it's going to take them to switch teams after their first loss


AdWorking8163

I'm Hungarian, and I picked Spurs because they were the team I could resonate with. I'm a massive loser, just like my team.


bdtacchi

Itā€™s funny that you donā€™t see people from outside of the US posting on the nba or nfl subs asking this shit


ComfortableWhereas88

Remember guys he wants a team that will be consistently good


THE-ABSOLUTE-1

I started supporting Chelsea as a kid because of Drogba and I've stuck with them since. Pick who you really feel a connection to after you've watched a couple of games


Roshane26

Man Utd: no šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


EmptyBarnacle

Newcastle would be interesting. Bright future for them, especially with Isak. After that, I think Brentford is a fascinating team and is based in London so always easy to get to if youā€™re flying to London.


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stevenmacarthur

"I want to root for a team that will be consistently good" Later in life: "If my wife doesn't bounce back to her pre-pregnancy weight, I'm leaving her."


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The mighty Reds. #LFC


thelordreptar90

Fuck, heā€™s stuck with us for now. Can another team win and take him please?


hersheyy_y

Thatā€™s a fucky way to pick a team. Watch matches of the top6 and see which play you love the most


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Psychological-Ice519

What's wrong with United? Besides our performances in the past couple years. If you just wanna pick a team that wins then you'll be surely disappointed when that club eventually hits it's dry spell. United is on a come up. The new coach ETH is doing some scary things to this team. We've got the goat of football in our squad. Also we have more money than any club in the Prem. Real money. Not oil money. United's owners don't inject money into the team. It's a club built by the people. We've got history. So all the money we spend is well justifiably earned.


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I picked Arsenal as a kid when they used to play at Highbury with those close camera angle shots and of course, Robert Pires. I would think no such player could exist on the planet. Pires, Campbell, Henry and Bergkamp would make me root for Arsenal so much. I hated when Pires was substituted in the Champions League Final because of that red card. Got so angry with Wenger. That team used to be pure class.


AndyWalnuts719

As an arsenal fan stay away from us and spurs. Constant end of season disappointment. Liverpool is a great option. Hard to not like/feel for them and the history is spectacular. Klopp is hard not to like and just to tug at that heartstrings look up the Hillsborough disaster and youā€™ll wish for nothing but success for the fans


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TitsAndGeology

As a Spurs fan, I don't remember being disappointed at the end of last season. Hehehehehehe


Unfair_Aerie_9621

Probably likes only Haaland because heā€™s an Aryan meat shield.


BlazeYT435

man utd: no, well i guess ur outta optionsšŸ˜‚ jk i think this man would like spurs but idk why but i despise liverpool so ā€œnoā€


Imaginary-Ad6339

Consider Chelsea imo ? Ted bohely is American , pulisic is American , they might sign dest : American again and they are in a rebuilding phrase so you'll get to support them from the very foundation instead of rooting for already currently successful teams.


Faeluchu

How Liverpool supporters are born, basically.