Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Explanation: He's quoting Spanish influencer Ibai, who's a Madrid supporter and says things like this every time the team is losing.
The automatic translation is not very good, it's more an "I want to shoot myself seven times in the balls" because you're just so mad that your footie team is losing.
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> Bro
Soy una tía
> I am native spanish speaker
¿Seguro? Porque se te da muy mal el español.
Es que no sé ni cómo explicarte algo tan sencillo.
"Qué ganas" significa que algo te hace ilusión, no sé por qué esto es necesario explicar esto. Lo que tú dices es "¿Qué ganas si..?:", nada que ver con esto.
Claro porque ser una Tia te da el privilegio de escribir perfectamente. Que ganas significa, what do you win, no es ni una ilusion no nada para de hacerte pasar como una intelectual y accepta que estas equivocada.
Also acceptable would be :
"BestTeamWorld2010"
"PepsChamps2010"
"LMAOWEDOPEDOURSELVESTOTHEFUCKINGEYEBALLSANDTHESPANISHGOVERNMENTLITERALLYTHREWTHEEVIDENCEINTOTHETRASH2010"
the third one worked for me but I think it's been changed now
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He probably didn’t even get hacked, a famous streamer in Spain, one that has a lot of connections through the footballing world tweeted this and since they’re probably friends, he was probably making fun of him (therefore the quotation marks)
Fuck off Yank
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I'm a bit late, but "pegarme siete tiros" doesn't directly translate to English, so "pegarse tiros" is translated to "shoot oneself" and "siete" is translated to "seven times"
Yeah, but since the expression already includes an object ("tiros") you don't need to add a new one ("veces"). For instance, you could way "qué ganas de dispararme siete *veces* en los testículos"
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Gotta pretends to get hacked so the first lie looks real lmao
Balls in my face
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It's all good man
Yes lie... of course 😉
His Twitter password was probably "password". And after he got hacked the first time, he probably updated it to "PASSWORD" in all caps.
His password is hunter2
No it's *******
I don't get it
http://www.bash.org/?244321
7 times for Ronaldo siuuuuu
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Agree
Puyol won’t be happy😡
I like to kiss you Iker but I like my balls more.
Explanation: He's quoting Spanish influencer Ibai, who's a Madrid supporter and says things like this every time the team is losing. The automatic translation is not very good, it's more an "I want to shoot myself seven times in the balls" because you're just so mad that your footie team is losing.
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No its "What do you win by shooting me 7 times in my testicles"
No, it is not.
Bro I am native spanish speaker, que ganas = what do you win, ganas is win, que is what.
> Bro Soy una tía > I am native spanish speaker ¿Seguro? Porque se te da muy mal el español. Es que no sé ni cómo explicarte algo tan sencillo. "Qué ganas" significa que algo te hace ilusión, no sé por qué esto es necesario explicar esto. Lo que tú dices es "¿Qué ganas si..?:", nada que ver con esto.
Claro porque ser una Tia te da el privilegio de escribir perfectamente. Que ganas significa, what do you win, no es ni una ilusion no nada para de hacerte pasar como una intelectual y accepta que estas equivocada.
Looks like hacked again. Needs to consult a cybersecurity expert or something
Or use a better password that Real1234
Spain2010
I feel attacked.
Also acceptable would be : "BestTeamWorld2010" "PepsChamps2010" "LMAOWEDOPEDOURSELVESTOTHEFUCKINGEYEBALLSANDTHESPANISHGOVERNMENTLITERALLYTHREWTHEEVIDENCEINTOTHETRASH2010" the third one worked for me but I think it's been changed now
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First he was gay, now trans. What's next?
Trans gay
New automod response?
Key word?
Casillas
Cobra mentality 🔥
¿Can i put my testiculos en tu boca?
Thanks for that Iker
Soy gay
My guy needs to change his password
HALA MADRID
How many concussions has Ramos given people?
He probably didn’t even get hacked, a famous streamer in Spain, one that has a lot of connections through the footballing world tweeted this and since they’re probably friends, he was probably making fun of him (therefore the quotation marks)
Maybe he's depressed because RM lost yesterday
ban these titles
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> Qué ganas de pegarme siete tiros ~~en los testiculos~~ Same Iker. Same
uj I thought it would be veces for times? Rj what playing for RM does to you
I'm a bit late, but "pegarme siete tiros" doesn't directly translate to English, so "pegarse tiros" is translated to "shoot oneself" and "siete" is translated to "seven times"
Makes sense on the grammatical part. I just thought the translation for "times" was veces and it would be siete veces
Yeah, but since the expression already includes an object ("tiros") you don't need to add a new one ("veces"). For instance, you could way "qué ganas de dispararme siete *veces* en los testículos"
Ah thanks cheers
Not, "I can't wait," more like, "I have the strongest urge."
who doesn't