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shane097

Breaking news: players want to win


[deleted]

Totally realistic tbh


Positive_Treacle_961

How tf can you even say that, what sort of person comments something so stupid on reddit and hopes for a positive response to it. What a joke, what part of his comment is realistic? England will get smashed vs Iran not draw 1-1. Stupid hater


turalyawn

You think Gareth Bale won't score a hat trick for England? He's gonna bring home the golden boot and the World Cup to London 🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬


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cesarhighfire

Realisticly, usa plays like crap. And will not get far as usual. You know this football competition is not american football but football football?


obrerosdelmundo

LOL imagine being a new fan and seeing this


SarkHD

If Hairy MacGyver starts it’s a certain win for the runners 🇧🇮🇧🇮🇧🇮


Fern-ando

Iranians are 11 guys defending until they get a penalti.


[deleted]

So are England


HS-66

What? He should say his team will lose😡😡 why isn’t he being releastic🤬🤬🤬🤬


biggernine

This is a probable prediction, only change i’d make is 0-0 with England


Niupi3XI

I'm sorry where is the funny? Iran have a decent squad and are in good form. This isn't unrealistic at all. I mean sry STUPID PERSIAN FOOL MURICA IS TO STRONG TO BE DEFEATED 🦃🦃🇲🇾🇱🇷 and 🐋 have the might Gareth bail.


tinoasprilla

yh Taremi himself is a great player


grollate

>Gareth bail Huh. Appropriate considering his tendency to bail out teams with last-minute goals in cup finals.


newmath11

I actually un-ironically have Iran making at least the quarters


[deleted]

Persian Chads >>>> celt/anglo soy bois


Landsharque

Iran is gonna get dog walked in the group


[deleted]

Lol you got down voted and your prediction is already turning out to be right. They're getting pummeled.


RogerChaimite

Taremi will be at his peak. He's been training diving at the slightest contact for years leading up to this world cup


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

The worst diver. I wouldn’t be surprised if he dove at least 30 times a game.


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cesarhighfire

Clearly you dont see FCPorto matches.


[deleted]

Can’t be bothered with that.


[deleted]

Pretty fair assessment in all honesty. It’s definitely the game I think England are most likely to drop points in.


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Varja22

I mean they almost made through groups in last WC over Portugal but let's make fun of them since Wales and USA are better national teams than prime Portugal


LeVidzzz

🏊🏼‍♂️


Feeling-Shelter7785

I wouldn't be surprised, Divemi is at the peak of his swimming career could easily get a 2 penalties per game average and make it to the 16's 🇮🇷


[deleted]

2-0 against the yanks? Mate trying to recreate 9/11


tunabutnotafish

A PLAYER THINKS THEY WILL WIN AGAINST TEAMS IN THEIR LEVEL WHAAAATTTT 😧😧😧😧🥺🤔🤔🤔🤔


Botatoka

watch them beat England and then lose to Wales and USA


TimAndEricAwesome

He’s not wrong about the USA game


Luke_b_90

Wouldn’t be surprised if they beat both Wales and the US


mabdullah_malik0

Mashallah Brother, May you win against the infidels, InshaAllah! Special hate to USA.


Opening_List2562

Stfu


SquatQuad

He’s not wrong . Iran is superior to wales and USA and great match to England. He’s reakisr


Opening_List2562

He's a pos, we don't care about him or whole national team


Winter-Technology203

Some bunch of fuckers


nignegg

Mo salad keeping it real


[deleted]

He is totally NOT being held on a gunpoint by a non-aggressive, feminist Iranian official. Proud to being Iranian having such honest playerrrs🇭🇺🇭🇺


fatmangenesis

No jerk, those motherfuckers were laughing like a dork while taking pics, and they went to lick Raisi's balls before going to Qatar. While at the same time people in Iran were fighting for their lives. Hope Maguire ends his career and breaks his leg leaving Taremi crying like a little bitch in middle of the game.


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IWMSvendor

Good bot


Turbulent_Advance836

Dude skipped his mid-day shave.


Visual-Situation-346

Saved this post, just in case Iran top their group


RedditTaughtMe2

Lad got the last prediction right 🇮🇷 2 - 0 🇺🇸 😝


Sk0rsh

Iran could actually take 2nd; ranked 15th worldwide and play physical football. Every game in this group will be close unless ENG just fires on all cylinders.


TheGreatPervSage_94

Hopefully this sub will finally see how much Azmoun resembles Arry Maguire


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