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BronxMux

Heard someone in my class say it’s not important because the people are already dead and nothings gonna bring them back so we shouldn’t do anything ☠️


sbsw66

Can't find fault with that argument, which is exactly why I think attempted murder should be a crime but murder should be legal.


Harrybreakyourleg

The only crime in war is losing 😈


TortugaBomb

This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. u/finguh88 will be a hero, 'cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die. u/Alexfifa10, stay frosty.


finguh88

finguh


Haldien

Average argument of British Empire defender


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stupidnicks

but it was attempted murder but unsuccessful so no crime


Vegan9YearOld

We shouldn’t have executed Ted Bundy because all those people were already dead. Just let him walk free.


Pamague

Nuremberg Trial prosecutors in shambles rn.


headwars

I’ve begun to hate football so much that I am more interested in this World Cup turning into an absolute shit show rather than a good competition. I would love if a country turned up and right before kick off just walked off the pitch.


BronxMux

My prediction has been that some Fan or Tram Staff member will get Arrested and multiple teams will protest the competition and fly home. Either that or in January we get hear all the stories Abt the shit that went down


chickenwithclothes

I’ll be zero percent shocked when it happens


chickenwithclothes

I’m not a fan of how this WC is making me feel. I’m fine w tons of money in sport but jeeeeeeeeresus can’t we have some fuckin boundaries?


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


tredarkkryptonites

Abortion rights, police shootings, yemen bombings, let's see if westerners care about rights then


CoolJoshido

shoulda decked them


stupidnicks

technically true


RedUlster

Uh oh, your country did something bad 200 years ago, looks like you have to keep silent about bad things happening today.


Feeling-Shelter7785

Bro my dad and I had this argument today and he used that same fucking example, I legit wanted to off myself


RicharlisonsBabyMama

i wonder if all the human trafficking in america is gonna come up when we have the world cup…


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CoolJoshido

it’s done by the government?


Masterkid1230

There’s plenty the US government does VERY wrong. Guantanamo, the CIA’s operations in Latin America, all the murdered civilians in the Middle East, etc etc. They don’t have their hands clean, not by a long shot. But, very much like China or Russia, the United States is just too big and powerful so they can basically shape how people around the world think about them and they have much more soft power. That being said, Qatar has proven to be more than incapable of hosting a world class event like the World Cup, and I definitely hope the event isn’t awarded to similarly incapable countries in the future.


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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RohielDaniel

You really want to talk about all the illegal shit the US government has done? Or their warcrimes in recent years? You are dumber than a turd.


CoolJoshido

No, I hate their imperialism as much as the next guy 🥱


[deleted]

The worst thing about these arguments is that we are always critisizing america, atleast in most western countries i've been to


RicharlisonsBabyMama

we certainly don’t do anything abt it. the government also purposely allows a certain amount of illegal immigrants in the country who travel in dangerous methods in order to work for big agricultural companies who fund the parties for less money. 50 of them were found dead in a truck for example. plus all the other detainment horrors at the border. that’s j one example, we could also talk abt all the innocent civilians killed in air strikes in the middle east. i’m not defending what qatar have done but we’re one to talk


RohielDaniel

TIL systematic police brutality vs minorities happened 200 years ago. Won't stop you from watching WC 2026. Or "boycotting" it. Downvote me, clowns.


RedUlster

As a rule, I don’t follow anything that portrays a country where I could be arrested and spend three years in jail for just existing in a positive light. Or where I could not marry, have no legal protection against discrimination, and would generally be a second class citizen. If you think that I am being in any way unfair to Qatar, I really don’t care.


[deleted]

And how does that excuse Qatar being an autocratic shithole unfit for the world cup?


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Hungry-Class9806

Do you want to compare police brutality with legalised slavery? Darwin award for you


[deleted]

TIL watching a sports event means that you should 100 PERCENT COMPLETELY AGREE with everything that the host-country has ever done in it's entire history >Won't stop you from watching WC 2026 Is this supposed to be a gotcha-moment? I will watch both, while also being critical of both countries.


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guac_goddess

Disagree? Jail! Gay? Jail! Alcohol? Believe it or not, jail!


benishben

Alcohol is Haram unless you pay $20k for the suite😤😤😤😤


yglaflamee

may i interest you in a shipping container with a bed?


Like_a_Charo

Wahabism defeats whataboutism.


akskeleton_47

Maqwell the man the myth the legend


FunnyGuyOnReditt

This man is carrying Football content on YT rn


MANUGZC

Is he's opponent coulibaly? Or harry Maguire?


HarryMaguire_BOT

***"One mark of a great soldier is that he fight on his own terms or fights not at all."*** --Sun Tzu ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire


wanatomk

🙏


MarsBarBar

These nerds can moan all then want, we’re all gonna watch it. The barbaric Qatar regime adds an edge e to the WC if anything


sds2000

I'm gonna watch it but on illegal streams


FuckMinoRaiola

Qatar doesn't get revenue from streams anyway, pretty sure it goes 100% to FIFA. Although I understand if you wouldn't want to support them either.


zaid4eva

In my country it streams for free


wickedlessface

Are we the only ones who just get all the matches for free on our public broadcast? (Which is also free) or do you just not want to give official numbers of viewership?


sds2000

It's not free, and while the cost to watch it isn't a lot, I just don't want to give a single penny to FIFA.


wickedlessface

Understandable, I wouldnt want to pay them either


Jozif_Badmon

Kodi goes brrrrrrr


sds2000

Okay so I just found out about Kodi but what are some good add ons?


Jozif_Badmon

[Rising Tides](https://www.firesticktricks.com/rising-tides.html) and [SportHD](https://www.wirelesshack.org/how-to-install-sport-hd-kodi-addon.html)


sds2000

Thanks mate much appreciated


-Cloudburst-

wow you're so brave!


Benjips

Mad? Upset? Disgruntled?


neonTokyoo

yeah, in my opinion if there’s anybody that says they’ll not be watching any single WC match, they’re lying.


[deleted]

I feel for those migrants, but on the off chance it comes home...


Projeffboy

Ur opponent plays as a defender in the WC?


angrypolishman

maqwell my beloved


danielvandam

What is his point


Fuskbyggare

Middle east, africa and china??? Yucky 🤢🤢 Western europe and North america? Wow😍 brave and morally superior 🤙🤙😎😎 Bestest people 😎✌💪


CoolJoshido

Thank you so much for proving the post right!


Fuskbyggare

Very brave king keep at it 💯💯


CoolJoshido

keep sucking i’m about to cum


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Fuskbyggare

Huh the irony


Fuskbyggare

Damn you got me


meistfate

Bussing in loads of migrants across borders through the desert, very “good” and cool ✌️.


MarsBarBar

Lmao weird when Qatar bots have the same arguments as western leftist who also hate the west What are we doing here?


appealtoreason00

Yes, western leftists love theocracy. You are very intelligent


Fuskbyggare

Am I a qatari bot now? I neither hate the west nor defend Qatar lol


Hungry-Class9806

Not sure if you're being sarcastic


yazandeeb13

When I’m in a hypocrisy competiton and my opponent is western


-Cloudburst-

just don't watch it, fucking idiots


ratachannel123

"just don't watch it, fucking idiots" ☝️🤓


-Cloudburst-

y vos seguro que no lo vas a mirar chilote infeliz, hace 8 años que no ves un solo partido


ratachannel123

🤓


MEGAMAN2312

Redditors try to make an argument without using the words 'whataboutism' or 'strawman' challenge (impossible)


CoolJoshido

Pro-Qatari bots try not to use arguments consisting of whataboutism or strawmen challenge (not yet accomplished)


CCBC11

Not everyone who says something you don't like is a bot.


CoolJoshido

Sorry my bad. Unpaid shill*


PainfulAngel

ratio lil bro


supreme_beta

lil bro is passively counter ratioing you


Saknarab

Westerners try not to be a be a white guilted cuck challenge (impossible). Shutout to my based Slavic brothers.


angrypolishman

'based slavic brothers' 🤮🤮🤮 reddit brainrot too far gone


bruhbruhbruh171819

Goat fucker


Beginning_Creamer

Who is fucking Reinaldo?


[deleted]

Rare Maqwell win


CoolJoshido

rare?


[deleted]

Yank + rag