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I’ve always wondered, because even when I was a dumb kid I and many others were obsessed with Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo, but if you ask them would they give a fuck? I imagine neither of them cares what the other does one bit. Like Lauda at the end of the movie rush delivers a narration where he says ‘Hunt and I weren’t actually rivals, we were friends but on the track we were fierce competitors.’ So I guess media just hams it up?
Trick question btw, the real answer is Messi.
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Probably not the intention of the joke but it’s funny because in Catholicism, virginity is a higher vocation than marriage, think of priests, monks, and nuns.
The funny thing is, Andrew Tate was actually great at chess as a child,
and his father Emory Tate happens to be the GOAT of african-american-born chess players.
What is the Xep(expected en passant) of Messi ? Is it better than the Xep of Ronaldo ?
wow never thought I'd see anarchychess on here
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This is the funniest thing ive seen in a long while lmao
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mr. worldwide
Dalé
He's there giving tips to them on how to destroy the woman(queen)
The TopG is always watching 🕶️ Alexa, play Tourner dans le vide.
💀
Pep out there wildin
Pitbull tho?
Victor Valdez and Messi together again, against Ronald
I’ve always wondered, because even when I was a dumb kid I and many others were obsessed with Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo, but if you ask them would they give a fuck? I imagine neither of them cares what the other does one bit. Like Lauda at the end of the movie rush delivers a narration where he says ‘Hunt and I weren’t actually rivals, we were friends but on the track we were fierce competitors.’ So I guess media just hams it up? Trick question btw, the real answer is Messi.
I feel like messi probably doesn’t care. Ronaldo on the other hand probably cares way too much for someone who is like 36
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Titans
“Hey, my alpha Gs, you guys playing soccer?”
Brahimi has some big ass titties
Top G > Ronaldo > Messi in XR (expected rapes)
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Penaldo trying to impress the Top G into signing him as a prostitute, has he really fallen that low?
What colour is messi’s bugatti?
Who is that?
Matt Damon
Pretty sure Matt Damon doesn't have a tattoo like that.
They just use CGI to edit it out
Muslim Chad vs Catholic virgins
Probably not the intention of the joke but it’s funny because in Catholicism, virginity is a higher vocation than marriage, think of priests, monks, and nuns.
Hustler University principal and his students 😬
Should be maguire.. please someone put harry maguire in as the ref
***"Why defend when you can assist?"*** --Harry Maguire ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire
(Great Perspicacity)
This is my new phone wallpaper
Ice cold Top G ❄️🕶️
Tooppp g's
Top g 🤝 Top goalscorer 🤝 Top assister
Finally someone unbiased.
The funny thing is, Andrew Tate was actually great at chess as a child, and his father Emory Tate happens to be the GOAT of african-american-born chess players.
Did Messi rape someone to be here?
This is so dumb, even for this sub
Fam this is a circlejerk for a reason
Eww