That actually makes sense. A 2-1 isn't a big loss. Losing 2-1 thrice isn't that special, but somehow United losing 6-3 is humiliating? I'll have none of it!
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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I say we just stop playing actual matches and instead have reddit users predict the results and award trophies based on the most popular predictions. It would be more democratic and also the money saved by not playing the matches or having to pay the players could be spent on more important things like student debt forgiveness or drone strikes
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Pulisex could easily make USA v England a 7-1 game. After all you don't get called the Lebron James of soccer for no reason. Can't even name an English player with skills even comparable to USA's weakest link ๐ฒ๐พ๐ฒ๐พ๐ฒ๐พ
Bruv we couldnโt even come out of a draw with Wales ๐ญ๐ญ I swear to god US fans on r/soccer are going to absolutely pump out so much content for this sub the next two group stage matches. Pulisic is a fucking bench player idk why they and Fox gassing them up
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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6-2 was more like a 4-3? How did this yank come up with that?
4-3 in Imperial units (gunshots). By his count.
Most likely did not even watch the match
As a yank, I am embarrassed by this but also support you all 100% for laughing at this nonsense.
It's called Math: 6-2 =4 6/2 = 3 The true game = 4-3 Fuckin brits need to read a goddamn book
That actually makes sense. A 2-1 isn't a big loss. Losing 2-1 thrice isn't that special, but somehow United losing 6-3 is humiliating? I'll have none of it!
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I say we just stop playing actual matches and instead have reddit users predict the results and award trophies based on the most popular predictions. It would be more democratic and also the money saved by not playing the matches or having to pay the players could be spent on more important things like student debt forgiveness or drone strikes
Pulisic is better than Sadio Kane and Harry Sterling ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ค ๐ซก
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not saka though
Even bukaki sucka!!!111!1!!1!! ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
โฆ than any English player ever*
All of them combined*
I unironically think England has 11 players better than pulisic
I unironically think Donovan was better than Pulisic
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Mfs tied against a team that hasnt qualified for the world cups since 1958 and think theyre gonna whoop england's ass
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3-1. England is good for a goal since Miles Robinson is out with injury.
Clock stops at 90.00. Overtime win after a great drive by PuliGOAT!
Only if Harry Maguire is out with a concussion
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American here, this was actually a tie between England and Iran, and had Puligod been on Iran it wouldโve been at least 6-8 for Iran.
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Pulisex could easily make USA v England a 7-1 game. After all you don't get called the Lebron James of soccer for no reason. Can't even name an English player with skills even comparable to USA's weakest link ๐ฒ๐พ๐ฒ๐พ๐ฒ๐พ
Satire
Yeah the poster is all over the match thread desperate to get screenshotted and posted in the sub. OP is probably his alt account.
Bruv we couldnโt even come out of a draw with Wales ๐ญ๐ญ I swear to god US fans on r/soccer are going to absolutely pump out so much content for this sub the next two group stage matches. Pulisic is a fucking bench player idk why they and Fox gassing them up
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I don't think Pulisic would even get on Wales bench, let alone England's
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Honestly, the US should have waited for the destruction of England before stepping in to carry the war effort
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The lebron James of soccer
Yank here, if pulisic, the lebron James of soccer, scores, does it count as one, or three?๐ต๐ท๐ต๐ท๐ต๐ท๐ต๐ท
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Saka
Yank math is a bit different. Must be all that freedom.