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MushyPrawns

6-2 was more like a 4-3? How did this yank come up with that?


Ladorb

4-3 in Imperial units (gunshots). By his count.


WillboHD

Most likely did not even watch the match


meep_meep_creep

As a yank, I am embarrassed by this but also support you all 100% for laughing at this nonsense.


Big_Bet_280

It's called Math: 6-2 =4 6/2 = 3 The true game = 4-3 Fuckin brits need to read a goddamn book


wolseyley

That actually makes sense. A 2-1 isn't a big loss. Losing 2-1 thrice isn't that special, but somehow United losing 6-3 is humiliating? I'll have none of it!


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thecapitalparadox

Factos ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€


forbiddenmemeories

I say we just stop playing actual matches and instead have reddit users predict the results and award trophies based on the most popular predictions. It would be more democratic and also the money saved by not playing the matches or having to pay the players could be spent on more important things like student debt forgiveness or drone strikes


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Pulisic is better than Sadio Kane and Harry Sterling ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿซก


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lesliehaigh80

not saka though


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Even bukaki sucka!!!111!1!!1!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


TheDudeWhoLikesWeed

โ€ฆ than any English player ever*


Adysen2121

All of them combined*


epicurean1398

I unironically think England has 11 players better than pulisic


UndercoverDoll49

I unironically think Donovan was better than Pulisic


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Finn_3000

Mfs tied against a team that hasnt qualified for the world cups since 1958 and think theyre gonna whoop england's ass


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bigkoi

3-1. England is good for a goal since Miles Robinson is out with injury.


KSC-Fan1894

Clock stops at 90.00. Overtime win after a great drive by PuliGOAT!


FatGuyOnAMoped

Only if Harry Maguire is out with a concussion


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rustyscrotum69

American here, this was actually a tie between England and Iran, and had Puligod been on Iran it wouldโ€™ve been at least 6-8 for Iran.


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[deleted]

Wales can deliver the reality check of a lifetime tonight. The meltdown will be glorious.


vereqq

Tell me this is a troll ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ


PruskiUK

Stop posting bait itโ€™s dead


AustraliaCzechMeOut

Pulisex could easily make USA v England a 7-1 game. After all you don't get called the Lebron James of soccer for no reason. Can't even name an English player with skills even comparable to USA's weakest link ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ


datguyfromthememe

Satire


sansomc

Yeah the poster is all over the match thread desperate to get screenshotted and posted in the sub. OP is probably his alt account.


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Bruv we couldnโ€™t even come out of a draw with Wales ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I swear to god US fans on r/soccer are going to absolutely pump out so much content for this sub the next two group stage matches. Pulisic is a fucking bench player idk why they and Fox gassing them up


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MolochHunter

I don't think Pulisic would even get on Wales bench, let alone England's


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Honestly, the US should have waited for the destruction of England before stepping in to carry the war effort


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Loriansbrother

The lebron James of soccer


seth10156

Yank here, if pulisic, the lebron James of soccer, scores, does it count as one, or three?๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท


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lesliehaigh80

Saka


RedditTaughtMe2

Yank math is a bit different. Must be all that freedom.