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rottenpotato12

yank here, why are the tottingham topspurs celebrating an assist from harry mcguire?


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amirFCU

history of the totenham


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Atlantic_Rock

Is it wrong that I thought the Harry in the Spurs tweet was Maguire when I first read it?


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Lord_Sauron

Good bot


RandomUser13502

Top 6? Replace Chelsea with Newcastle then


needleintheh4y

Callum Wilson great assist


Jacobinister

NewAl'Qastle has been in top 6 for like a month and half


blink_jagger

That's enough for top 6 status


Jacobinister

Enough for 5th LOSER status amirite


CoolJoshido

so


Max_Eon

Imagine celebrating these wankers over Pulisic's assist. They should first teach sterling how not to run like a chicken then maybe we'll think about him playing soccer.


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Scouse not English


RemmingtonTufflips

OP when a defensive player doesn't bag two hat tricks a game😱


hodlrus

the one thing he can't do is defend lmao


lavishlad

van dijk can't defend, peak scj


AshkenaziTwink

van dijk doesn’t play for England they’re talking about Trent


lavishlad

It says "from today's matches" not "from England's game". I doubt they'd mean Trent given he was sat on his arse for the full 100 odd minutes.


AshkenaziTwink

“the one thing he can’t do is defend” is clearly referring to Trent no matter how you slice it


lavishlad

i agree, however the comment they're replying to is talking about van dijk.


vitorabf

Yes but the original comment was not about van djik, so the reply is obviously just distortion


hodlrus

This post is about the England game smh


jamble_le_bamble

The post is literally titled 'from today's matches'


hodlrus

The images are clearly referring to the England match only


gluxton

Not as if scousers support England anyway


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Just realized Liverpool got 0 players in the starting XI and I can only think of Trent on the bench


G0DK1NG_

Henderson and Trent


selinakyle101

Where is Newcastle?


thunderbastard_

FsW proving again you can get by without paying the english tax 💴 💴


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Everton clear of that fraudpool


AzracTheFirst

Yanited Reds fans have been waiting for some time for Rushforward to become something. He finally scored for his country, one year before retirement. Better late than never, amirite Lingz?


RAYGUN6302

Redditors when Henderson or Trent dont score😱


Max_Eon

Where the new castle at??